Let's cast the inevitable Camilla Parker Bowles biopic.

Joanna Lumley as Camilla 60+

The actress who played young her in The Crown (Emerald something?) was excellent. And then I’d like to see Emma Thompson take a crack at older Cam. And Tracy Ullman can fill in any gaps.

What you need is a frumpy woman who can hypnotise men with her magic vagina. .

I am the box of absorbent cotton tied to a string whose appearance comes at a later period.

Stephen Fry as Camilla

Haydn Gwynne is having a ball playing her on "The Windsors."

Helen Mirren!

Lily Savage!

Dame Maggie

That Windsors clip was hilarious.

Matt Lucas

I am the royal telephone that Charles confesses his wish to be a tampon in Camilla...I wish I could unhear that

Camilla - Celia Imrie

Charles - Geoffrey Rush

Andrew Parker Bowles - Pierce Brosnan

Elizabeth - Judi Dench

Philip - Bruce Dern

William - Armie Hammer

Kate - Carey Mulligan

Harry - Domhnall Gleeson

Meghan - Meagan Good

Anne - Kristin Scott Thomas

Tim - Jason Isaacs

Andrew - Russell Crowe

Edward - Mark Gatiss

Fergie - Lucy Lawless

Sophie - Anne-Marie Duff

Beatrice - Ophelia Lovibond

Eugenie - Gemma Arterton

Zara - Annabelle Wallis

Peter - James Norton

Haydn Gwynne is a national treasure.

[quote]The actress who played young her in The Crown (Emerald something?) was excellent.

You mean OSCAR WINNER Emerald Fennell?

Viola Davis - Camilla

RuPaul - Charles

Alex Newell - William

Zendaya - Harry

^ The Woman Queen Consort

Excuse me?

R14 Haydn Gwynne is about as much a national treasure as by big pink nipples

This Haydn Gwynne...

she looka like a man!

Dame Edna... Yeah, I know he's dead, but it still works

These two were perfect in "The Windsors"

Viola Davis

Mr. Ed turned it down, said he didn't want to be type cast as Camilla

I'm available. Wouldn't even need make up

In the .ast season of The Crown, poor Olivia Williams (one of the finest and most underrated actresses in the UK) had almost no lines given to her. But she was phenomenal--she had great reaction scenes when she sat next to her first husband and watched in mortification Diana talk about her affair with the Prince of Wales to Martin Bashir. And there was a superb scene where she meets with PR experts and they ask her if she's willing to be queen one day, and she says she's up to it--it conveyed both that this was something she was not originally planning to have happen, but that she was willing to do it since it seemed the only way forward.

I genuinely believe (as the series seems to believe too) that camilla never really saw herself marrying Charles or becoming queen. She just wanted to be his mistress. She's a shy woman who does not have a lot of confidence in her looks (and rightly so), so unlike Diana or Kate or Meghan, she had never really wanted the fame.

This can be Glenn's Oscar-winning role

Francis the Talking Mule

Joanna Lumley would've been ICONIC as Camilla.

But the old cow has become a crown-sucking monarchist in her old age, and now claims to be close friends with Chuck and Mrs. Parker Bowles. She'd never do even an affectionate portrayal of Camilla.

She's just like Emma Thompson, who went from obnoxious commie protester to ardent royalist as soon as they gave the clam a Damehood. The Emma Thompson who came up in the Cambridge Footlights never would've accepted a damehood from these imperial ghouls.

[quote]This can be Glenn's Oscar-winning role

Or any other dried-up old cunt...

Naomi Watts as Camilla

James Corden is the only cunt who can channel the cuntiness of Her Majesty, Queen Camilla.

R29 Thompson has always been a champagne socialist who wouldn't piss on a pauper if they were on fire. She's always been a down-low luvvie just like her pal Stephen Fry, she didn't have to get a Damehood to start licking royal arseholes

Any rescue Rottweiler

^ or one of his steaming turds

With AI, we can bring Ernest Borgnine back for the part.

Willem Dafoe IS Camilla. No makeup needed.