It will probably be set up as an Oscar bait film. Make your picks now.
Let's cast the inevitable Camilla Parker Bowles biopic.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 1, 2023 7:42 PM |
Joanna Lumley as Camilla 60+
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 16, 2022 2:06 PM |
The actress who played young her in The Crown (Emerald something?) was excellent. And then I’d like to see Emma Thompson take a crack at older Cam. And Tracy Ullman can fill in any gaps.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 16, 2022 2:08 PM |
What you need is a frumpy woman who can hypnotise men with her magic vagina. .
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 16, 2022 2:32 PM |
I am the box of absorbent cotton tied to a string whose appearance comes at a later period.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 16, 2022 3:05 PM |
Stephen Fry as Camilla
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 16, 2022 3:30 PM |
Haydn Gwynne is having a ball playing her on "The Windsors."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 16, 2022 3:58 PM |
Helen Mirren!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 16, 2022 4:08 PM |
Lily Savage!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 16, 2022 4:22 PM |
Dame Maggie
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 16, 2022 4:30 PM |
That Windsors clip was hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 16, 2022 4:34 PM |
I am the royal telephone that Charles confesses his wish to be a tampon in Camilla...I wish I could unhear that
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 16, 2022 5:00 PM |
Camilla - Celia Imrie
Charles - Geoffrey Rush
Andrew Parker Bowles - Pierce Brosnan
Elizabeth - Judi Dench
Philip - Bruce Dern
William - Armie Hammer
Kate - Carey Mulligan
Harry - Domhnall Gleeson
Meghan - Meagan Good
Anne - Kristin Scott Thomas
Tim - Jason Isaacs
Andrew - Russell Crowe
Edward - Mark Gatiss
Fergie - Lucy Lawless
Sophie - Anne-Marie Duff
Beatrice - Ophelia Lovibond
Eugenie - Gemma Arterton
Zara - Annabelle Wallis
Peter - James Norton
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 16, 2022 5:17 PM |
Haydn Gwynne is a national treasure.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 16, 2022 5:40 PM |
[quote]The actress who played young her in The Crown (Emerald something?) was excellent.
You mean OSCAR WINNER Emerald Fennell?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 16, 2022 6:36 PM |
Viola Davis - Camilla
RuPaul - Charles
Alex Newell - William
Zendaya - Harry
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 16, 2022 9:29 PM |
^ The Woman Queen Consort
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 1, 2023 5:33 PM |
R14 Haydn Gwynne is about as much a national treasure as by big pink nipples
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 1, 2023 5:45 PM |
This Haydn Gwynne...
she looka like a man!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 1, 2023 5:48 PM |
Dame Edna... Yeah, I know he's dead, but it still works
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 1, 2023 5:53 PM |
Viola Davis
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 1, 2023 6:05 PM |
Mr. Ed turned it down, said he didn't want to be type cast as Camilla
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 1, 2023 6:06 PM |
In the .ast season of The Crown, poor Olivia Williams (one of the finest and most underrated actresses in the UK) had almost no lines given to her. But she was phenomenal--she had great reaction scenes when she sat next to her first husband and watched in mortification Diana talk about her affair with the Prince of Wales to Martin Bashir. And there was a superb scene where she meets with PR experts and they ask her if she's willing to be queen one day, and she says she's up to it--it conveyed both that this was something she was not originally planning to have happen, but that she was willing to do it since it seemed the only way forward.
I genuinely believe (as the series seems to believe too) that camilla never really saw herself marrying Charles or becoming queen. She just wanted to be his mistress. She's a shy woman who does not have a lot of confidence in her looks (and rightly so), so unlike Diana or Kate or Meghan, she had never really wanted the fame.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 1, 2023 6:15 PM |
This can be Glenn's Oscar-winning role
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 1, 2023 6:18 PM |
Francis the Talking Mule
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 1, 2023 6:19 PM |
Joanna Lumley would've been ICONIC as Camilla.
But the old cow has become a crown-sucking monarchist in her old age, and now claims to be close friends with Chuck and Mrs. Parker Bowles. She'd never do even an affectionate portrayal of Camilla.
She's just like Emma Thompson, who went from obnoxious commie protester to ardent royalist as soon as they gave the clam a Damehood. The Emma Thompson who came up in the Cambridge Footlights never would've accepted a damehood from these imperial ghouls.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 1, 2023 6:34 PM |
[quote]This can be Glenn's Oscar-winning role
Or any other dried-up old cunt...
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 1, 2023 6:37 PM |
Naomi Watts as Camilla
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 1, 2023 7:04 PM |
James Corden is the only cunt who can channel the cuntiness of Her Majesty, Queen Camilla.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 1, 2023 7:08 PM |
R29 Thompson has always been a champagne socialist who wouldn't piss on a pauper if they were on fire. She's always been a down-low luvvie just like her pal Stephen Fry, she didn't have to get a Damehood to start licking royal arseholes
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 1, 2023 7:22 PM |
Any rescue Rottweiler
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 1, 2023 7:32 PM |
^ or one of his steaming turds
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 1, 2023 7:34 PM |
With AI, we can bring Ernest Borgnine back for the part.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 1, 2023 7:39 PM |
Willem Dafoe IS Camilla. No makeup needed.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 1, 2023 7:42 PM |