well?
Satan.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 16, 2022 2:08 AM |
The call is coming from within the house, Davey.
The Lutherans can’t save you.
Run Goliath. Run.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 16, 2022 2:08 AM |
Do you like candy?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 16, 2022 2:13 AM |
Hi. It's Publisher's Clearing House. You may have already won $12 million dollars.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 16, 2022 2:19 AM |
Is this the Cocksucker residence?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 16, 2022 2:20 AM |
Bangalore.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 16, 2022 2:22 AM |
Hey dude, I'm just calling to let you know I tested positive for chlamydia.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 16, 2022 2:25 AM |
DoorDash cunt, announcing she’s leaving it the lobby.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 16, 2022 2:28 AM |
It's Jonathan calling to say their meeting at Jimmy's to play Cowboys and Indians but Jimmy and Cisco are tired of being the Indians because they always have to die. So Jonathan asks Davey if he's OK to be slaughtered today.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 16, 2022 2:32 AM |
they're meeting
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 16, 2022 2:33 AM |
"Is your refrigerator running?"
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 16, 2022 2:37 AM |
We'd like to talk to you about your vehicle warranty.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 16, 2022 3:35 AM |
His car warranty is about to expire.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 16, 2022 3:42 AM |
R13 Apologies, I didn't see your reply.
-R14
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 16, 2022 3:43 AM |
Was Davey pre-touch tone or was he just two tight to come up with the extra few dollars a month?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 16, 2022 3:43 AM |
Davey wishes he had a Princess Trimline like his flamboyant friend Barry.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 16, 2022 3:45 AM |
It's Donald Trump
"Davey. I need you to find 12,000 votes"
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 16, 2022 3:52 AM |
The best. Is Yet. TO COME!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 16, 2022 4:01 AM |
Davey is pre-touch tone.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 16, 2022 4:07 AM |
"I poisoned the well and I'll do it again!"
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 16, 2022 4:15 AM |
The Telephone Man.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 16, 2022 4:34 AM |
Gumby, rolling his cock in his hand.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 16, 2022 4:59 AM |
Mrs. Slocumbe is trying to find someone to check in on her pussy.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 16, 2022 5:46 AM |
[Quote]Is this the Cocksucker residence?
"Dad, it's for you!"
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 16, 2022 6:25 AM |
“It’s the city clinic calling for patient 7-15-32P, we regret to inform you that you have the chlamydia, please inform all sexual partners you’ve had in the last six months”
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 16, 2022 8:41 AM |
It's Publishers Clearing House:
"You've won $7,000 a week for life!"
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 16, 2022 9:32 AM |
Hi, Davey! I'm coming to babysit you this afternoon!
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 16, 2022 10:25 AM |
"I'm in the phone booth it's the one across the hall. . . Don't leave me hanging on the telephone."
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 16, 2022 10:33 AM |
Is this the Cocksucker residence?
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 16, 2022 4:39 PM |
You wanna know what it's like to be fucked and not stagger around tied to a dog for change?
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 16, 2022 4:40 PM |
Hi Davey
So, what are you wearing?
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 16, 2022 5:11 PM |