Were Princes William and Harry ever attractive?

They aren't hideous today. Why ask this question but post a photo of the men looking rather delicious?

William was attractive for about 5 minutes before his unfortunate genetics took over. Harry is still attractive, he just needs a hairpiece.

Needless to be said, OP is a gargoyle.

R3 gargoyle is too kind.

OP

I don’t like Harry’s squinty eyes and weirdly textured hair. Always thought William was better looking.

William was better looking when he was younger, but Harry is better looking now. They're both headed for the same destiny. William just got there faster.

Extremely good looking. But then, weren’t we all at a young age?

[quote]I don’t like Harry’s squinty eyes and weirdly textured hair.

It's called "cotton candy" hair

Red haired are NEVER attractive AND they ALL smell "funny" "down there."

R7 I think anybody extremely good looking would still be good looking, only older.

The hair loss either accentuated William’s tankard jaw or he built the muscles up through excessive clenching as he fretted over his lost looks. The constant resting bitch face/mask of bitterness doesn’t help matters.

He was an Adonis as a youth but he was a manipulative little punk, casting his head down and then shyly looking up. There’s no way he didn’t pull chicks (and, maybe some dicks…). He was beautiful. Full stop.

Harry didn’t get braces as a kid like his brother, so he ends up looking like a Roald Dahl character when he opens his mouth, HOWEVER, he’s managed to hold onto his looks into his 30s. Harry is still attractive and doesn’t look like a giant freckle like most gingers.

Can’t they just disappear for six months or a year and get hair transplants?

When William was younger he favored his mum then around 30 he morphed into daddy. Unfortunate.

That would be nice r12. Might help a bit.

Trump and McConnell are the definition of hideousness. OP must have had too many mini-strokes, untreated brain damage, and diabetic glaucoma.

No, OP, they were always scraping the bottom of the turd barrel. Are you happy now?

William has a handsome face. Always has. For some the balding pate detracts but he still has a handsome face.

Harry does not. When a child he looked impish and that was cute but his squirrel eyes have not served him well.

I still find Harry edible.

I bet you have other peculiar tastes, R18. That's cute.

William has a decent profile--he'll look good on a coin. He was definitely cute back when he that big flop of hair. Still has a good bod, can rock his uniforms.

William actually looked quite hot today

Nope

William started out a pretty boy. Supposedly, Diana called him DDG for drop-dead gorgeous. Both W & H still have very nice bodies.

William has lost his looks due to the hair & looking clenched /angry all the time. Harry, IMO, was never great-looking and his eyes are close-set like Charles.

William was very cute in his younger days

Fuck yes they were. Harry was so motherfucking HOT in those naked Vegas pictures- playing naked pool with some chicks- very sexy. William was good too when he was young.

BTW do we think Harry is really Charles' kid? I have questions.

Their grandmother just died, what is wrong with you.

Of course they were, and are. William looks fine without much hair and he still has a lovely expressive face. He looked great in the military uniform. Harry still looks good too.

Only when they were younger

William was hot when he was in his teens and early 20s.

Why don't they get hair plugs?

Brits don’t age well.

William was very handsome when he was young. The spitting image of Diana. Harry has always looked like a ferret.

If this was the cover shot for Royal Brothers Gangbang I’d watch it.

OP's picture reminds me of an 80s teen movie. William is the villain played by William Zabka or James Spader and Harry is Andrew McCarthy.

Looks wise, I agree with R6 and R11’s assessments:

[quote]William was better looking when he was younger, but Harry is better looking now. They're both headed for the same destiny. William just got there faster.

[quote]The hair loss either accentuated William’s tankard jaw or he built the muscles up through excessive clenching... The constant resting bitch face/mask of bitterness doesn’t help matters… Harry didn’t get braces as a kid like his brother, so he ends up looking like a Roald Dahl character when he opens his mouth, HOWEVER, he’s managed to hold onto his looks into his 30s. Harry is still attractive and doesn’t look like a giant freckle like most gingers.

I don't know that I've ever seen Harry speak or with an open mouth but picturing this gave me a chuckle.

They should have been the princes in the tower.

R9 That's the funniest thing I've read on here all day.

How these two managed to grow up NOT Gay is beyond me

Ooh, swagger...

Work it out, guys. No one will ever have your back like your brother...

They were cute when young but never beautiful nor handsome. For England standards, they were goodlooking I guess. William aged like milk. Harry still looks decent. I wouldn't kick their 20something incarnations of out of bed

R26 Tiresome Grief Nazi Frau.

Prince William water polo

Prince Harry looks and acts like a PEASANT.

Sorry, Dudes.

Prince William is a very attractive man.

I don't care that he's lost his hair.

He's lean, personable, and sweet:

I think Harry is gorgeous. Wills makes my stomach turn.

R42 peasants are always better looking than nobility.

William needs hair to frame his face. Since he lost his hair, his attractiveness dropped by 50%.

William has always been hawt. Harry is ok, especially those Vegas pics. They’re both adorable compared to OP and its rancid cunt.

R46- He's FORTY now- his looks would have dropped dramatically compared to when he was 21 years old anyway.

Definitely.

Honestly, if were either of them, knowing the Windsor genes and the resources of the BRF, I would have moved heaven, hell and monarchy to prevent myself going bald.

But, then again, they do have big dicks.

Harry looked like a mischievous kid. I always liked him better.

William was cute until his 20s. I never saw it in Harry. They both have good bodies and dress well. Truthfully, the bar is low for the Brits.

Unpopular opinion that will get me tarred and feathered with the royalists, but the only kid that’s cute (so far) out of all of them is Harry’s son.

R47 clearly hit with the ugly stick so takes offense to any discussion regarding looks. It's ok hon, it's not about you.

Prince William made my cooter feel slimy y'all back in the day!

I wonder if George and Louis are being given hair loss prevention treatments so they don't end up like William.

We’re Britney and PW a thing?

I've never found Harry attractive in any way. His beady close-set eyes are repellent.

William is attractive enough past and present and in good shape.

But I'll take cousin Peter, even now.

Prince Harry looks and acts like a PEASANT.

Well, he married a commoner R42

William looks good in OP'S photo. Harry has always been unattractive and those deep and close-set beady eyes of his don't help.

I find them both incredibly sexy. Even today.

R53 is retarded and off huh meds. If anyone has been hit in the head, cuntress, it ain’t me. Nothing here is about me, but what I have to say counts as much as your word salad and drooling gibberish, so there’s that. Now fly your low rent broom back to Flyoverstan where someone may actually give a shit what you have to say…we do not. Do fuck right off.

[Quote]Were Britney and PW a thing?

According to a headline I saw somewhere recently, they emailed back and forth a few times, R56. Whether it's true or not, I have no idea.

Harry looks like Scott Farkus in OP's pic.

^^ Scut Farkas

They both had windows of peak hotness. Harry had a sexy body, too, tall and rangy with a very masculine (but unselfconsciously so) way of moving. He was a hot douche bro for a while.

And William was a dreamboat for a short period, too. Lately he’s gotten more appealing with his stern steeliness. He should never smile again, just wear a military uniform and scowl.

William's main problem is his teeth. Even when he was younger and smiled his teeth didn't go right across his mouth.

How could we forget William’s a teenybopper at heart?!

He loved all the major pop princesses: Spice Girls, Britney, Beyoncé…

William has always been good looking and still is to me whereas Harry has always been ugly to me. You can tell by looking at him that he's stupid and he proved it by marrying a hustler.

So did William r58. What’s your point???

OP is a professor at CMU

William should have had the jaw trimmed down.

Harry has a sweet hairy hole.

They were both, and remain, very attractive.

Prince William pulls off “balding” quite well.

Most people don’t.

He does so, because he has amazing bone structure, and takes more after his mum than his dad.

Harry actually looks VERY much like his now deceased grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, while also inheriting physical characteristics from his mother’s side of the family, such as his red hair. He will age OK, but he’s not as good looking as his brother. Doesn’t matter, as he’s profoundly independent, which makes him hotter to most straight women, regardless of what bullshit they throw at him online because he married Meghan.

British aristocracy aren’t obsessed with looks in the same manner that Americans are.

Actually, even poor to middle class Brits aren’t, either.

The only ones we see truly obsessed with this are the UK’s D-List celebs, like reality TV stars, etc.

And even if they do pursue cosmetic procedures, the aristo Brits are MUCH more low key about it than Americans.

The only thing I’d say about this is that Kate, needs to lay off the pain pills or whatever she’s popping, along with her booze.

Kate needs to EAT.

There’s absolutely NOTHING else she can do in order to improve her appearance of wasting around her face, unless she packs on 20-30 lbs.

She needs to start lifting weights in order to redistribute her body weight, while filling out her face. And whatever drugs she’s legitimately on or just taking recreationally? Those drugs are wreaking havoc on her once VERY pretty face.

She’s tall enough to pull bodybuilding and strength training off successfully. Why she doesn’t do so is beyond me.

She should start ASAP, or she will completely lose her beauty with 5-7 years.

Meghan has at least another 10 to 15 years to look fantastic, if she properly takes care of herself. It’s not bias. It’s just how it works for biracial or black women. It’s all genetic, and that’s all it is. She can get away with remaining thin well into her 50s, but even she will need to figure out how to keep her face full, along with a well toned body, to go along with it.

Aging isn’t all about wrinkles. It’s MUCH more about how round and/or full your face remains, NATURALLY, without surgical intervention.

Want to clarify: in order to save your face and keep a great body, one has to do HEAVY weight lifting, if one is a woman.

Light to moderate weight lifting with high reps doesn’t work after 40-45.

Fortunately, women who don’t shoot up testosterone/hormones, will never have to worry about looking masculine.

Women can still look VERY feminine if they lift heavy weights and eat accordingly, in order to maintain muscle mass and a full face.

Actually Kate’s face does not look gaunt to me despite her being so thin. That said, her biggest issue is jowls, which can be caused by losing a lot of weight. She also needs a better make up artist. She’s a pretty woman, but she has a lot more potential than what she has mostly shown.

R9 When I was a child. Whenever a red headed person was around. My Father would say, I'd rather be dead than red. As I matured, I tend to agree.

These Royal women should follow the Nancy Reagan diet. She looked great into old age. High protein intake on a daily basis.

R73 Glaucoma or lobotomy?

Neither is attractive,

William has a fantastic arse. Harry has no arse.

You're utterly hilarious, r73.

But does your humour stem from being a wit or a fool?

OP would have sold his soul and his sisters and his Gran to look like either of them.

This is simple.

William was hot for a (too short) period.

Then Harry eclipsed him.

Harry has faded.

William is starting to look fine for a middle-aged guy.

All hope may be lost for Harry.

I'm telling the British Government that you Fraus are bad mouthing Royals... Off to the Tower and off with your heads 😂

They are not bad looking now. They were more handsome as younger men, but so what?

"—Regards to Omid, by the way."

I want you to know it was MEEE!

I want to make sure I understand the question: OP wants to know if two attractive men, pictured in their prime, we’re ever attractive? I’m confused.

Why do all English men get puffy in the face eventually? What happened to Williams jawline? Is it the booze?

Both, R81. I am both a wit and a fool.

This whole Meghan mess certainly brought his appeal down for me, but still, I find Harry irresistibly sexy. His personality seems very much a cuck/doormat, that's never attractive, but physically he's perfect.

Only to each other.

Harry has appeared closer to William in height during the recent appearances.

Is he back to wearing lifts - like he supposedly did for the unveiling of the Diana statue?

Nice ass on Harry.

I think William needs to shave all of his hair off- the monk's tonsure isn't doing him any favors.

William should’ve gotten hair plugs when he first started balding.

Now tell me there wouldn’t be more excitement if this was the next King in the U.K.

I thought R-Patz was ugly in Twilight but he grew into his looks aka stylists and looks downright fuckable now

[quote]Light to moderate weight lifting with high reps doesn’t work after 40-45.

Not true for everyone. In my early 50s I used this to get my best body ever. But then you have to have a good basic body form to begin with.

This is cute of them both.

William was handsome as a young man. Harry never.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned their noses.

William's nose is huge and hawklike.

I honestly don't know where Harry got his nose from. Both of his parents had/have huge hawklike noses and so does William.

Harry's nose is actually pretty much perfect...small, short, round, upturned, narrow, low bridge, etc....he's the only one out of them that has a perfect nose and it looks nothing like the others...

How did that happen?!?

^ You shouldn't have skipped biology class when they were doing genetics or you wouldn't have to ask that question 🙄

Let's try this, why does Princess Beatrice look so much like Queen Victoria when her parents don't? Think about it 🤔

"William was handsome as a young man. Harry never. "

Really? Although William was quite pretty in his youth, it's Harry that had that strong, masculine, Celtic vibe going on

This place has become a cartoon in which each and every member of the BRF is either a hero or a villain. Since Harry has been deemed the latter, he’s apparently considered ugly.

However, in the real world, nobody who has seen him since he turned 18 would kick him out of bed. He’s tall, has a great body and flawless skin, and really is charismatic. Yes, he’s messy, impulsive, and an intellectual lightweight, but none of that impacts his attractiveness.

^ Harry also oozes compassion and empathy which few of the rest of his family does. Besides his looks I think that's very sexy

I don’t get it. People hate Meghan so much the overlook the trauma Harry’s experienced in his life (parents who used him and his brothers as pawns in a bitter divorce, the premature death of the only person who seemed to understand him, an inability to do stupid things as a young man without everyone running to the press).

Rather than doing what some people seem to wish and blowing his brains out, he’s tried to find his own way while others lay roadblocks in every park. Even if the ways he’s wanted to redefine his role have been untenable based on various laws and traditions, the facts show he’s never sought to deliberately hurt his family. As disastrous as the Oprah interview was, I think the person who asked about the baby’s color was Camilla (who he has never entirely forgiven). And the bombs lobbed at his father and brother had to do with him feeling as though he were being treated inequitably.

^ That's why I think Harry did the exact right thing by getting his family out of the toxic situation. All he had to do was look at the lives of Princess Margaret and Uncle Andy to see what was in store for the "spare". I admire his decision to save himself and his family

Doesn't Rogaine etc have a tendency to make your hair frizzy? That could explain Harry's look.

R11 Harry did have braces as a teen, they just didn’t work to close that gap.

Beatrice, Eugenie, Zara Phillips, Lady Louise, Edward all had braces. The Queen even said she ‘had wires’ as a kid.

Harry is a total Scut Farkus here.

Harry’s hotness enjoyed a longer reign than William’s. But William is resuming his hotness in middle age.

They were quite fetching when young, Harry has aged better. Charles was quite attractive, too, as a young man.

R96

He was not ugly in Twilight. He was the most beautiful actor in the entire film.

R103

Makes you wonder what the people who post questions like this look like themselves.

No r110 Charles was always homely.

^ It was his ears, the longer hair helped. Don't Brits believing in pinning a baby's ears so they don't look like Dumbo?

Even though he’s never qualified as attractive, Edward deserves credit for remaining trim. I’ve kept wondering who the elegant uniformed man walking next to Anne is, before remembering it’s Edward. Andrew is a bloated mess and even Charles has filled out considerably as he’s aged.

R7

It depends on their type of beauty. People with good bone structure often age well. People with beauty that depends largely on having plump, glowing, youthful skin, full of color, and luxuriant hair may not age as well.

William has embraced his baldness like a champ, something attractive abut that. His height and authoritative bearing is powerful and sexy. Harry has a more dissolute vibe, and is fighting to keep what hair he has. I assume he's getting some sort of plugs treatment. He has had that beard for a very long time, has his wife ever even seen him clean-shaven? He's cute when he smiles and laughs, which we sure ain't seeing in public this week.

Say what you want about their faces, but Wills and H wear clothes very well with those broad shoulders and long legs. Always a treat to see them in uniform.

R118 But neither of them comes close to outshining Prince Michael of Kent in uniform.

Prince Micheal looks like he's with the Salvation Army

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Prince Michael looks like a Romanov.

Prince William used to look like his mother. Then he morphed into his father.

I've posted this before. William resembles Diana from her left side, Harry from her right. Has to do with her nose, which looks long at left and upturned at right.

R110 Whatever drugs you are taking. I would love to have some.

R100, you must need glasses. Harry has a big nose like his parents.

R103, Wrong. Pre Meghan, when people on the DL were crowing how good looking he is, I never saw it. He was never attractive to me. I always thought it was always his status as to why ppl thought this way. If he was your average Joe Shmoe walking down the street, would anyone have looked twice? Both brothers have nice builds though. None of that family is attractive, except maybe Peter Phillips.

A carrot topped ferret face? Yea, no thanks.

How could the dashing Prince Phillip even be related to that fug Harry? 🙄

R90 Are you blind? The manboobs, the bald spot the size of Loch Ness, the blossoming paunch, the scraggly teeth, and the beady close-set eyes?

[R56] Years ago I remember reading a blind item, supposedly about Britney, saying she was fully invested in some kind of imagined relationship with Prince William and devastated when it turned out to be nothing, which precipitated her first breakdown. Granted, just a dumb blind item from back in the day.

They both have good points and are attractive overall, but have markedly unattractive features as well. For William it’s the wide jaw. For Harry the ski nose.

@r129 Nice!😛 Nice pecs and no gut, we hope you regain your eyesight someday

I want to be sandwiched by them

The reason everybody always found Harry so hot is he looked like a goer.

They were definitely both doable when they were younger. I’d still be happy to bend them over a table and provide my scepter for their pleasure.

R125

No drugs required. Guess what, people have different tastes.

I’d fuck Harry, marry William and kill their wives

OP- More important question

Were you ever attractive?