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Princess Anne

Oh dear- she's not exactly handsome nowadays.

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by Anonymousreply 54September 17, 2022 1:54 PM

Neither are you and NONE OF US are getting any younger.

by Anonymousreply 1September 13, 2022 3:44 PM

She should just come out already. She’s not fooling anyone. Big dyke energy.

by Anonymousreply 2September 13, 2022 3:46 PM

Anne is seventy-two years old, for crying out loud, human beings age!

Gawd...

by Anonymousreply 3September 13, 2022 3:49 PM

I appreciate her updo. Better than the "George Washington" favored by her mother.

by Anonymousreply 4September 13, 2022 3:49 PM

Neigh

by Anonymousreply 5September 13, 2022 3:50 PM

R2- Is she a DYKE?

I did not know. Her first husband was HANDSOME

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by Anonymousreply 6September 13, 2022 3:53 PM

At least her face can move.

by Anonymousreply 7September 13, 2022 3:53 PM

i always thought that was Lizbeth's sister

by Anonymousreply 8September 13, 2022 3:55 PM

When you are Princess Royal you don’t need to worry what you look like. And she looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 9September 13, 2022 3:59 PM

Yes she's old but I didn't know she ever looked like this.

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by Anonymousreply 10September 13, 2022 4:00 PM

Anne has always been the plainest filly in the stable but she manages to pull in best/hottest dick.

She had Andrew Parker-Bowles in his prime, when he was said to be the “best fuck in London”, Mark Phillips and, now, her current husband.

by Anonymousreply 11September 13, 2022 4:01 PM

If she is a dyke it is a late in life discovery. She was known to enjoy being a teenager/young adult in Swinging London and fucked/dated Camilla's first husband, Andrew Parker-Bowles when they were single. In fact it is believed that at one point Charles was dating Camilla who was also dating Andrew PB who was also dating Anne. Though I must say out of the four the biggest slut appears to have been Andrew PB, apparently that man shagged every woman under 30 in London at the time.

She is just an old-school aristocrat. The type that you see in tweed riding gear at the grocery store driving a beat up old station wagon with about ten dogs.

by Anonymousreply 12September 13, 2022 4:05 PM

She looks like Alice’s cousin on The Brady Bunch.

by Anonymousreply 13September 13, 2022 4:06 PM

🤶 Poor Anne, she was born looking old.

by Anonymousreply 14September 13, 2022 4:15 PM

I find her admirable and very loyal. Her devotion to her parents had been beyond reproach .

by Anonymousreply 15September 13, 2022 4:17 PM

Out of all the children, her devotion seemed the most genuine.

by Anonymousreply 16September 13, 2022 4:38 PM

She is rather unattractive, not on the level of Horsemilla, but unattractive nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 17September 13, 2022 7:13 PM

Are you guys saying she was always plain even seeing her younger pics posted upthread? She was good looking as a young woman, before she stopped giving a rat's ass about her looks and knuckled down to work!

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by Anonymousreply 18September 13, 2022 8:00 PM

Like all Windsors, any semblance of attractiveness goes out the window by 30: Anne is no different.

by Anonymousreply 19September 13, 2022 8:28 PM

Prince Philip was good looking into his senior years. So was HM.

by Anonymousreply 20September 13, 2022 8:36 PM

[QUOTE]Horsemilla

How clever and creative!

by Anonymousreply 21September 13, 2022 8:52 PM

She reminds me of the aliens from Mars Attack

by Anonymousreply 22September 13, 2022 8:53 PM

Why do you sad little copy cats insist on taking ideas from other threads, and trying to pass them off as your own?

Is it for attention? Jealousy?

Yeah, I think so.

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by Anonymousreply 23September 13, 2022 9:20 PM

She is rather homely looking to put it kindly, has a huge nose like Philip's and also looks like a dyke. Need any more reasons?

by Anonymousreply 24September 16, 2022 4:45 AM

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLOODY ME!

by Anonymousreply 25September 16, 2022 4:47 AM

She's 72 OP. What did you expect?

by Anonymousreply 26September 16, 2022 4:49 AM

That’s a man, baby! It’s Prince Charles in a wig, yeah!

by Anonymousreply 27September 16, 2022 5:07 AM

Girl needs a hair do-over like yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 28September 16, 2022 5:13 AM

She looks fine, but where did her eyebrows go ?

by Anonymousreply 29September 16, 2022 5:19 AM

Succession rules are weird. Common sense says that if Charles goes tomorrow, she should be queen.

by Anonymousreply 30September 16, 2022 5:26 AM

The old joke, "After sex, she gets a cube of sugar!", may be associated with AOC now, and on occasion, Sara Jessica Parker, but originated with her. Her early looks favor a young Helen Mirren, but now she looks like she is Maggie Smith's younger sister. I bet she has the snark of Lady Violet. She's very close with her older brother and is one of his top advisers. I love that she is known to tell the press to "naff off". She is the most fascinating of the queen's brood.

by Anonymousreply 31September 16, 2022 5:33 AM

She's fabulous. And she doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about her looks. That's where you want to end up in life.

by Anonymousreply 32September 16, 2022 5:34 AM

R32 Amen. What we all should strive towards as humans: not giving a fuck about appearances.

by Anonymousreply 33September 16, 2022 5:39 AM

It’s just strange that she hasn’t updated her look in decades. Like a new hairstyle would probably do wonders.

by Anonymousreply 34September 16, 2022 5:46 AM

She showed promise early on, then...

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by Anonymousreply 35September 16, 2022 5:49 AM

Someone once did a study and found that for both men and women, hairstyles rarely changed over a lifetime. So nothing odd about her in this regard.

by Anonymousreply 36September 16, 2022 5:52 AM

She would make a great Lady Tremaine.

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by Anonymousreply 37September 16, 2022 5:53 AM

Wrong gif.

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by Anonymousreply 38September 16, 2022 5:59 AM

Here she is at 96.

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by Anonymousreply 39September 16, 2022 6:02 AM

They were pretty brutal in the way they portray her on "The Windsors."

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by Anonymousreply 40September 16, 2022 6:03 AM

Anne has just been named Royal Patron of the British Female Motorcycle Club. Here’s a photo of Anne practicing with the Club, who will escorting the Queen’s casket in Monday.

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by Anonymousreply 41September 16, 2022 6:06 AM

Maybe it’s my missing Elizabeth but I wish it were Anne inheriting the throne and not Charles.

by Anonymousreply 42September 16, 2022 6:39 AM

Her son had beautiful blow job lips when he was a twink. As did William.

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by Anonymousreply 43September 16, 2022 6:50 AM

She looks fine. What was the point of this?

by Anonymousreply 44September 16, 2022 7:18 AM

She's a cunt like the rest of them.

by Anonymousreply 45September 16, 2022 1:44 PM

She is not hideous looking like Camilla, but does come across as cold and unfeeling.

by Anonymousreply 46September 17, 2022 2:05 AM

She got to meet The Supremes (bottom of 2 photos, below), so she's good people. ;D

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by Anonymousreply 47September 17, 2022 5:07 AM

[quote] Maybe it’s my missing Elizabeth but I wish it were Anne inheriting the throne and not Charles.

Well, wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which fills up faster.

by Anonymousreply 48September 17, 2022 5:11 AM

Oh my god, I just read this and REALIZED! I always thought they had made a prince out of that French painter guy.

by Anonymousreply 49September 17, 2022 5:15 AM

I wish they made me King instead of Prince Tampon. My first royal decree was all ready to go — nudity required! Men only!

My second one — Piers Morgan DECAPITATED!

by Anonymousreply 50September 17, 2022 5:18 AM

Ho Ho Ho there’s nothing funnier than a tampon joke!

by Anonymousreply 51September 17, 2022 5:21 AM

Looks like I rattled your cage r51 -iepoo

by Anonymousreply 52September 17, 2022 5:30 AM

An original, intelligent, even vaguely humorous joke might have rattled my cage.

Yours was none of those things, R52. But whatever works for you, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 53September 17, 2022 6:36 AM

R36- What’s wrong with keeping the same hairstyle for FIFTY years?

by Anonymousreply 54September 17, 2022 1:54 PM
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