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Betty's Funeral & The Other Stuff Too

I'm on my 3rd box of Kleenex. I just don't know if I will be able to sustain myself until the 19th.... Oh, Betty, Betty, Betty! My Betty... I've had only this Black Forest Cake to comfort me and help assuage my grief... And now, that's almost gone.

But, I'm having some issues. Betty's cortege. Specifically the hearse. The services are being beamed worldwide into the homes and offices of millions upon millions! Did it cross anyone's mind that the logo for Mercedes Benz (a GERMAN company) might not be the most appropriate image to feature worldwide as it traverses Betty all through the streets of the United Kingdom and to her final destination? I mean... It was Germany that bombed the Brits and did major damage to London and elsewhere, non? Although time has passed... Germany = Hitler. Hitler= Germany. Or, is this an homage to Betty's ancestral background?

Wasn't there a lovely and regal Rolls Royce hearse available?

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by Anonymousreply 14September 16, 2022 4:25 AM

Another issue...

Must Camilla be so obvious? We already knew that she was a whor... a woman of ill repute, and a homewrecker, but as she sits on her throne next to the KING OF THE UNITED KINGDOM shouldn't she have a modesty lap cloth to cover her legs so that the world can't see her cun... her private parts? Or, maybe she is proud of its work? It took her from "side-chick " to Queen!

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by Anonymousreply 1September 12, 2022 6:15 PM

The hearse...

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by Anonymousreply 2September 12, 2022 6:18 PM

A Rolls Royce hearse.

Wouldn't this have been much more appropriate?

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by Anonymousreply 3September 12, 2022 6:20 PM

MUCH BETTER!

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by Anonymousreply 4September 16, 2022 12:53 AM

Ok...I got a little misty eyed watching some coverage. I'm not a big follower of the royal family...outside of having a little fun regarding Meghan, I couldn't care less...usually. I'll watch the funeral on Monday and I'm sure I'll need tissues.

by Anonymousreply 5September 16, 2022 1:03 AM

OP: Can you call Lady C? That tranny and her fused labia have probably gone all to pieces , too.

by Anonymousreply 6September 16, 2022 1:24 AM

Princess Diana’s favorite car was a Mercedes.

by Anonymousreply 7September 16, 2022 3:03 AM

BMW owns Rolls Royce, duckie. Also a German company mit a geschichte.

by Anonymousreply 8September 16, 2022 3:12 AM

Ford would've been a safer bet.

by Anonymousreply 9September 16, 2022 3:18 AM

Camilla's got her knees together! Gorgeous Rottwe.... I mean woman.

I agree - a longer dress would have been lovelier - don't know if floor length would work, but maybe mid-calf (is that called a "midi"?)

by Anonymousreply 10September 16, 2022 3:19 AM

Jaguar? Nup.

by Anonymousreply 11September 16, 2022 3:20 AM

Well, she was more German than British - no?

by Anonymousreply 12September 16, 2022 3:20 AM

Mischling.

by Anonymousreply 13September 16, 2022 3:22 AM

Nicole L. Linton sure appreciated the Mercedes when she barrelled through the intersection at 130 mph.

by Anonymousreply 14September 16, 2022 4:25 AM
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