Prince Edward, Earl of Homossex

Sophie doesn't agree.

Now, this is a royal thread I can get into. Thank you OP

Didn’t Sophie or someone who worked for her get taped alluding to this, way back in the day?

Why is he so overlooked? I'd rather hear from him than Andrew.

Damn, I feel soooo ‘merican…….Never heard of this one. Do tell more!

I forgot he existed, honestly.

Wait…doesn’t he have illegitimate children with a black woman, or am I thinking of someone else?

Poor Eddie. He just wanted to dance

R5 you've never heard of Dockyard Doris?

[quote] Didn’t Sophie or someone who worked for her get taped alluding to this, way back in the day?

YES!!! And I am counting on one of you Brits to find that and post here. Thanks in advance.

OP- I always assumed he was the GAY BOY but according to someone I met years ago from London it's Prince Andrew who's the gay one not Edward.

Are you in the US, r4?

[quote] Wait…doesn’t he have illegitimate children with a black woman, or am I thinking of someone else?

No child is 'illegitimate' and you're thinking of Prince Albert of Monaco.

To your question op, there's a chance.

Andrew may be polyamorous, but "gay"? That is going to be a hard sell. I suspect "someone in London" might just be inaccurate on that.

I'd claw my way back from hell just to cuff the little ponce.

He was a looker back in the day and yes, he pinged to high heaven

Friends of mine in London back in the early 90's, told me he and Michael Ball were an item. Apparently it was the worst kept secret in town.

In his youth, he was -- by far -- the most attractive British Royal. Even better looking than his father.

Not a chance... Even though I'm a creep I was the hottest royal by far

Well shit, I had no idea that Andrew was ever that hot.

Yum! Whatever despair and sorrow he must have endured as a young man navigating his sexuality, he was still divinely favored that Datalounge did not exist 40 years ago. We would have made his life hell on earth.

Both Andrew and Edward were incredibly hot when they were in their twenties, but they both hit a hard wall thereafter.

By contrast, Charles was homely at that age, but he's aged better than either of his brothers (or would have were it not for the puffy hands and flushed complexion).

The good genes and a few of the creepy ones started with me...

Guess what genes started with me...

I've never forgotten my fling with Michael Ball, either. I say, "Go for it!" Edward.

I forgot what a handsome young man he was. Well, whatever their arrangement, he picked a good one with Sophie. If nothing else, she appears to genuinely be his partner in the Royal business.

Edward's brief period at peak hotness was the highest ever attained by any of the Queen's sons. Andrew looked okay, and did so for a longer period than Edward. Charles - non-starter. None of them ever equalled Philip.

Leave it to the gay son to have the only successful marriage!

Although I'm a bit distant at this point... I win 😛

Prince William of Gloucester @r25 died in a plane crash at 30 but he also had a hereditary disease that normally afflicts inbreds. He certainly didn't look inbred.

@r30, I'm worth a 2nd picture

I lied, I'm worth a 3rd picture...

I'm not that into Arthur Chatto. He looks OK but rather "common."

What is that stuck to his chest, R32??

^^^^ MONKEYPOX!!! Yikes!

Hey, although I now look like a middle aged dad from Cleveland, there was a time...

I think Peter Phillips still looks pretty good (and even better since he ditched the ball & chain), but apparently Phillip called him "fog" because he was kind of dim. If even the BRF thinks you're a dimwit, that's a bad sign.

I like Peter Phillips, I always get the feeling he's the Windsor team organizer for the family picnics. "Alright all you Windsors and Mountbattens it's time for the potato sack race,..."

"Hi, I'm Peter, I'm the Cleveland branch manager for Advance Auto Parts. I'm a divorced dad of two. My mom is the Princess Royal and my uncle Charlie is King"

[quote]My mom is the Princess Royal and my uncle Charlie is King"

"Guess which one has the bigger dick...wait, don't answer that!"

Random question: why is Edward's younger kid (brother of Lady Louise) always wearing a blazer or jacket a few sizes too big in every photo I've seen of him? Are they hoping they won't have to buy any new ones until he's out of high school?

The Edward rumours were due to him hating life in the navy and was interested in pursuing a career in the theatre. He has two kids and his wife was exceptionally close to the Queen, lots of talking heads suggest Sophie Wessex was the Queen's favourite in-law.

Frankly, now that Liz is dead, they could probably use the PR burnishment of a high ranking royal coming out and be seen to accept them with open arms.

[quote] I think Peter Phillips still looks pretty good (and even better since he ditched the ball & chain), but apparently Phillip called him "fog" because he was kind of dim

No, r38, that nickname was used by the Royal family for Peter’s father, Capt Mark Phillips.

Edward definitely pinged hard when younger, then was like wallpaper for 15-20 yrs so was not paying attention, and now is not pinging at all for me. Can gayness decrease/become impaired with age, like eyesight or hearing?

Eddie looks like that older guy in the office who you're pretty sure is Gay, but he's been married forever so you just shrug and ignore him

@r28, " None of them ever equalled Philip. "

A Nazi Aryan poster boy

Yeah, he would’ve had 200 threads about him if he were born in a different time. Like the Aaron Rodgers threads on crack.

Weren't there rumblings of some scandal coming out leading him to decide to get married?

The only real scandal around him was a reluctance to work or at least earn a proper living.

Edward isn't gay he's just English.

You just know Edward wanted Diana to be his #1 hag!

Looking gay AF.

@r50, He knew how to stuff a little cabbage and that's all that mattered

Little Cabbage = Lilibet

Prince Edward and Prince Andrew were legitimately handsome for exactly five minutes back in 1982. Unfortunately, those horse-faced Windsor genes would not be denied and completely took over.

Does he still cruise the docks?

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R45 I'm afraid it might be your eyesight which has declined. He still pings to high heavens, at least when he is permitted to act as himself

^ He never got over the fact that Anne was the Princess Royal

I remember as a kid when he was still a handsome, eligible young man & he never excited the kind of speculation that Harry or even "Randy" Andy did in their day, even though all of them were far removed from the throne. No one ever called him "gay" of course, but it was kind like "oh, he's not the marrying kind, girls" (snicker). So eventually he married Sophie and she almost immediately sticks her foot in it, but somewhere along the way, the seem to have become the sane, stable drama-free adults to the other royals. Go figure!

I can’t believe he spoke about pole dancing in a church, in front of the Queen?!

R52 she was more of a dazzling gay man than he was

I had a friend who worked with Edward in one of his theatre roles and said that he was definitely straight.

This was a time when the tabloids were mercilessly homophobic so any sign of weakness meant he was branded as gay. And failing in the marines and wanting to work in the theatre was a weakness,

Apparently very pleasant around people, good work ethic, no issue with gay people and slept with quite a few women, including Ruthie Henshall.

I'm a child of the 1970s, People magazine, etc. I liked the younger Charles, he had an athletic body and BDF, love the prominent ears, sensitive eyes, civilized speaking voice. There's a photo of him on a paddleboard in a wet suit, very HOT! He looked sexy with a beard, too, and I mean smoldering sexy. Andrew looked good when younger, and with a beard as well. I must like geeks with beards, I guess. I never had a problem with Charles, I am confident that he has a great big penis... :-)

^ I remember those spy shots of naked Charlie... Oh, my 😳

Edward's son James, Viscount Severn; is holding his own.

He's only 14 so you keep your perverted comments to yourselves.

^ Thanks for planting THAT seed. His only mention was his large sport coat. What are YOU thinking of? 🤔

"is holding his own. He's only 14 ...."

PERVERT!

Andrew was always the one the tabloids made a big to-do about as the heartthrob, ala JFK, Jr. (though not at that level). I remember my aunt who was born in the early 1960s having a big crush on 'Randy Andy' and being so disappointed when he married Fergie. Edward was always referred to as the 'gay' one by my mom and her sisters.

[quote] I never had a problem with Charles, I am confident that he has a great big penis.

This made me laugh. Much will be forgiven of those who are thought to have large dicks.

Isn’t he the one that the Queen referred to as her Anus Horribilis?

Been speculation for many years that both Charles and Andrew are Gay.

Well, until I hear anything about Andrew's rentboys I'm going to assume he's pretty much straight.

[quote] lots of talking heads suggest Sophie Wessex was the Queen's favourite in-law

Do British women scissor?

[quote] apparently Phillip called him "fog" because he was kind of dim.

The BRF have some very amusing nicknames.

[quote]I had a friend who worked with Edward in one of his theatre roles and said that he was definitely straight.

Of course you did. There's always a friend, or a friend of a friend, who worked with/dated/sold a pair of shoes to a famous person widely thought to be gay who assures us that said celebrity is actually straight.

@r72, "Been speculation for many years that both Charles and Andrew are Gay"

No! 😳

[quote]Of course you did. There's always a friend, or a friend of a friend, who worked with/dated/sold a pair of shoes to a famous person widely thought to be gay who assures us that said celebrity is actually straight.

MARY!

I suppose you could ask why someone like Ruthie Henshall would like about having a relationship with him.

[quote] ...and slept with quite a few women, including Ruthie Henshall.

So definitely gay, then?

R52. Charles looks surprisingly nice there.

I forget which book this Edward story was in- maybe the housekeeper that worked for Charles and Diana and had a gay son that was a footman at BP, but it was mentioned that Edward's valet was transferred because they had developed an "unusually close relationship".

Him being gay would make sense that he's the only non-divorced child.

Not surprised Princess Margaret’s grandson Arthur is one of the better looking royals. Elizabeth was an attractive young woman but Margaret was the clear winner in terms of genetics.

R77, that’s some shady shit. Besides the rape allegations, the fact that the aide was corrupt, yet in charge of a foundation is worthy of a side eye. I do think the family has a ton of cover ups. As for Charles being gay, if not for the secret recordings with Camilla, I’d believe it. But I don’t think it’s true, Andrew, certainly not.

Agreed R82, Marge was a stunner.

I'm actually having trouble seeing where Arthur Chatto got his hotness.

[Quote]Elizabeth was an attractive young woman

No, she wasn't, why are a bunch of typically toxic gay men so invested in hyping some ugly dead broad up? She was always ugly. And I'd go further and say she's the cause of Charles's own plain looks. He takes after her, not his handsome dad.

Also, r84, Margaret doesn't look like a stunner. She looks pleasant in that one picture, but you can easily tell she'd be frumpy from another angle or if less extremely made up.

[quote]I suppose you could ask why someone like Ruthie Henshall would like about having a relationship with him.

I assume you were asking why someone like Ruthie Henshall would lie about having a relationship with him.

Gee, let me think. Ruthie Henshall is an actress, so she couldn't possibly have been interested in getting some publicity by bearding for Prince Edward, could she?

I miss Vera Lynn

He was hawt!

I like Eddie. He's had a successful marriage and you don't hear that much about them. His wife has always reminded me of Diana and they have a daughter who has fought of the ugly Windsor genetics so far.

Oh come on, R86. How old was she there? Plenty of people are awkward looking in their youth and grow into their features as they age. The royals aren’t Hollywood stars who were chosen by the public for their exceptional physical beauty. I don’t think anyone is expecting beautiful-from-every-angle à la Liz Taylor but QEII was still an attractive woman.

Now Queen Victoria on the other hand…

Queen Elizabeth had thick, richly colored hair, beautiful skin, and a large bust with a small waist. Her looks faded quickly because she was so short she got matronly fast. But she was definitely good-looking. Margaret had the same attributes with a prettier face.

Edward had some kind of embarrassing failure in the military (I think crying might have been involved) and then followed it up by producing a televised event where members of the royal family participated in renaissance fair-type activities. It was shockingly bad. Poor guy, he didn’t do anything awful. But it seemed like after that he just stayed out of sight. I’ve always assumed he was gay. I didn’t think there was any question.

[quote] a televised event where members of the royal family participated in renaissance fair-type activities

WTF???

I say cousin Alexander Ogilvy is the best-looking of the BRF.

It was called “A Royal ???” It was gloriously terrible. I think Fergie jousted. I am not making this up.

It's A Royal Knockout

I remember the event getting coverage in People magazine. I thought, yeah, he’s definitely gay.

The Greek Princes, Achileas and Constantine, are cute. .. Unfortunately, they're something like 380+ in the line of succession to the British throne .. lol.

Video ...

The gleefulness of all the people interviewed about what a disaster it was is the best part!

^ the incredible arrogance and awkwardness, good god

Now THAT'S a petulent royal at r99.

I’ve had such a rotten weekend…learning about Royal Knockout was just what I needed, crying with laughter….what a spectacularly horrible idea!

How long before a royal close to the family comes out?

R18 assuming you and OP were right, who was the top? Because I see two bottoms.

I think Princess Anne is more likely to be gay.

He's bald. We don't claim him.

This is QEII looking her best.

[quote]How long before a royal close to the family comes out?

I wasn't aware I was ever IN

R103, I'm betting five to ten years.

If Prince George is gay and the monarchy lasts that long, will he be forced to marry a woman and create an heir to the throne?

R110, that would be anyone’s guess. Depends on how the times are then. I’m not convinced the monarchy will be around as it now when his time comes.

Princess Anne has been fucking Camilla’s ex-husband on and off for the past fifty years

R110, I would highly doubt that, but it could raise some interesting questions. He could marry a man and have a family, but then having an adopted child be the heir might be going too far (in the court of public opinion, not my opinion). If he has a natural child, then is he dissing his husband by insisting that their offspring be his, genetically? I’m guessing that the most likely outcome would be for George to be king, but to decide not to have children. Then Charlotte’s kids would follow him.

That pic at R55 provides some insight into where Beatrice got her huge chompers.

Currently, for a child of George to be the heir to the throne, that child has to be his natural child (not adopted) and conceived and born within his marriage. That’s why the above poster thinks George would have to both marry and spawn with a woman (rather than using a donor egg and surrogate, for example). But there have been campaigns in the last few years to change this rule in the aristocracy, by children of peers who are adopted or who were conceived out of wedlock.

Maybe George will abdicate and Charlotte will be Queen. Charlotte seems more suited (bossy & self-confident), anyway.

Buck up little fella! You can have heirs and all the boys on the side you want.

(Actually, my heir turned out to be a much bigger problem than those boys did.)

It’s going to be strange if George grows up to be as boring and straight as William and discovers there was widespread discussion across the internet, and even an HBO series implying, that he was gay.

Prince Edward was truly handsome until he hit that Windsor wall full force. I always assumed he was gay. He's unproblematic.

R105 Maybe she's just an actual tomboy? I'm serious. Remember, she was her father's favorite son after all- kind of like with Frank Sinatra and Tina.

I thought for sure I read on here in one of the BRF threads, before they got crazy, that it had been long rumored that Andrew was Philip's kid and why he's the Queen's favorite. Did I just imagine that?

[r120] There are rumours that the Queen had an affair with Henry Herbert, 7th Earl of Carnarvon (aka Lord Porchester aka Porchie) and some say he's Andrew's father instead of Philip.

Thank you R121. I was sure that I didn't imagine that.

[Quote]Maybe George will abdicate and Charlotte will be Queen. Charlotte seems more suited (bossy & self-confident), anyway.

It's so idiotic to draw such conclusions about children who haven't even hit puberty. Prior to sitting on the throne, Frederick the Great wasn't known as "bossy and confident" -- he was known as a sensitive kid who liked playing flute and reading French books. And who said being bossy is a good quality to a king or even a politician? Trump is bossy. What do you think of even?

* What do you think of him?

[quote]Prince Edward and Prince Andrew were legitimately handsome for exactly five minutes back in 1982. Unfortunately, those horse-faced Windsor genes would not be denied and completely took over.

If Andrew were gay and a gym bunny, he's probably still be hot. The changes to his appearance are from being aging, being fat and out of shape, and just generally poor diet-related ailments.

Dear OP, Thanks for the HRH Princess, a posts.

Michael Ball was really hot in OP's photo.

^^^ And he has a big, thick dick.

Miss Ball does...Princess a is a very nice bottom.

Sucked like a Hoover, swallowed all the stagehands Babies!!

I'm glad his marriage worked out, of course he is going to get a great fucking Dukedom title eventually.

Princess a is a nice bottom, sorry rewatching Belgravia, episode 1.... Can you imagine being at the Duchess of Richmond Ball the night before the "Battle of Waterloo" against Napoleon. Fucking all those Hot soldiers (English, Austrian& Prussian) the night before most of them Died! I am Fascinated by the era, Yes I'm a royal fucker. Sorry have to walk the dogs now.

The concierge of the Carlyle was known to arrange "sessions" with high price rent boys whenever HRH Eddie was in NYC. Apparently Caribbean Islanders were in demand. Same tastes as his Auntie Margot.

I'm sorry but getting a blowjob on the reg from a male servant in your twenties and thirties does not mean you're gay.

It just means you're royal.

How about if you're giving the blow job, R132?

Whatever you think of the Queen’s looks, she didn’t turn matronly particularly early. Ste remained slim into her 40s and 50s.

The Consort of Cottaging

The Royal poofter

Is it true that Edward has an "HRH" tramp stamp?

His daughter is almost as ugly as Chelsea Clinton.

His daughter looks just like Queen Mary, all she needs is a better hair serum and less ill-fitting clothes. Maybe she’ll get a Chelsea-style makeover at university.

The Prince's favorite position is apparently called "skiing"

Standing or kneeling, a cock in each hand, exploding on his face or perhaps inside of his foreskin

Arthur Chatto has an amazing body but alas, his appeal is from the neck down.

Clearly a successful transition to an ex-gay.

Did he successfully pray away the gay?

^ well, his mother was the head of her own church. She probably asked for a special favor.

Yes, she asked a lot of favors about her kids, but I told her at some point, woman, you have to get your own house in order!

Poor thing will be less Chelsea C., and more Amy Carter.

@r142, "Clearly a successful transition to an ex-gay. "

Unfortunately your transition to ex-stupid didn't take 🙄