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Queen Camilla

Is it true she's been "a good sport" with more than her fair share of men?

by Anonymousreply 36September 11, 2022 7:47 AM

Men will fuck anything. She's always been fugly.

by Anonymousreply 1September 10, 2022 4:34 PM

Probably.

So what?

by Anonymousreply 2September 10, 2022 4:48 PM

She's actually fun and talks. And in that set, that is a huge rarity.

by Anonymousreply 3September 10, 2022 4:49 PM

She's witty, fun, has a libido that won't quit and knew what she wanted at a very young age

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by Anonymousreply 4September 10, 2022 6:14 PM

I actually envy a couple that can stay in love for that long.

by Anonymousreply 5September 10, 2022 7:01 PM

She had been around the block a few times when she met Charles. She wasn’t royal bride material by the standards of the day because she had a “past”, and what a disaster that caused.

by Anonymousreply 6September 10, 2022 7:08 PM

Andrew Parker Bowles was famous for being a VERY hot lay--one of the hottest in England.. Charles wouldn't or couldn't make up his mind and she went for hot sex. I don't know why DL doesn't salute her for this.

by Anonymousreply 7September 10, 2022 7:28 PM

What r7 said, too

by Anonymousreply 8September 10, 2022 7:53 PM

@r7, Yes, Princess Anne, you've told us... Hung like a horse, we get it 🙄

by Anonymousreply 9September 10, 2022 8:50 PM

Why does it matter?

by Anonymousreply 10September 10, 2022 8:52 PM

Does she do anal?

by Anonymousreply 11September 10, 2022 9:02 PM

She’s a gin sodden whore.

by Anonymousreply 12September 10, 2022 9:58 PM

Also racist, asking what color Meghan’s child would be.

by Anonymousreply 13September 10, 2022 10:04 PM

^ Whew, I'm glad they don't think it was me...

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by Anonymousreply 14September 10, 2022 10:21 PM

My Mom thought her name was "Carmela Bowels."

by Anonymousreply 15September 10, 2022 11:07 PM

We sit up in bed at night, do our nails and gossip about all the guys we've fucked.

by Anonymousreply 16September 10, 2022 11:16 PM

What do you consider a fair share, OP?

by Anonymousreply 17September 10, 2022 11:18 PM

She has always been ugly, but now is officially known as Horsemilla Cuntwhore the hideous.

by Anonymousreply 18September 10, 2022 11:25 PM

Shes seen more stiffs than Quincy

by Anonymousreply 19September 10, 2022 11:28 PM

She finger fucked me under the table during high tea at Claridge's.

by Anonymousreply 20September 10, 2022 11:29 PM

Oh, don't make things up, Miriam. You told me she farted in your face.

by Anonymousreply 21September 10, 2022 11:45 PM

She smells like a tampon!

by Anonymousreply 22September 10, 2022 11:46 PM

@r20, "She finger fucked me under the table during high tea at Claridge's. "

Funny, she did the same to me 🤔

by Anonymousreply 23September 10, 2022 11:52 PM

R22, Imagine if Elizabeth had been recorded on the electric telephone telling Phillip, she wanted to be his anal suppository… BEFORE they were married!

by Anonymousreply 24September 10, 2022 11:57 PM

She's a horse-faced whore.

by Anonymousreply 25September 11, 2022 12:41 AM

Well, at least I had an OSCAR WINNER portray me on "The Crown."

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by Anonymousreply 26September 11, 2022 1:33 AM

I bet over their respective lifetimes Diana fucked more men than Camilla`.

by Anonymousreply 27September 11, 2022 1:41 AM

[quote]She smells like a tampon!

Honey, Camilla hasn't seen a tampon in decades.

by Anonymousreply 28September 11, 2022 2:46 AM

Aww, there's R27, worshipping at Camilla's cunt, like all they all do.

by Anonymousreply 29September 11, 2022 5:54 AM

Andrew Parker Bowles was considered the best fuck in London. Camilla smartly chose a hot fuck over a needy, rather clumsy, self-centered Prince.

by Anonymousreply 30September 11, 2022 6:01 AM

Horsemilla is 75, hopefully she doesn't have longevity in her family and won't be around for many more years.

by Anonymousreply 31September 11, 2022 6:03 AM

Thank God that Chuck and Camilla didn't procreate. The kids would have been truly hideous.

by Anonymousreply 32September 11, 2022 6:14 AM

Probably. She’s a solid 9 by British beauty standards.

by Anonymousreply 33September 11, 2022 6:25 AM

This was made years ago, but it’s still funny.

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by Anonymousreply 34September 11, 2022 6:40 AM

Even those bug eyed nieces from hell are better looking than C is.

Her face is quite… startling.

by Anonymousreply 35September 11, 2022 7:40 AM

If she had as many pricks on the outside as the number of pricks that have been inside her, she’d be a porcupine……

by Anonymousreply 36September 11, 2022 7:47 AM
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