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Beto Has Monkeypox… or something

He’s pausing his campaign. Whore.

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by Anonymousreply 19September 1, 2022 2:09 AM

If he gets outed as a GHEY due to monkeypox I will hoot!

by Anonymousreply 1August 28, 2022 11:52 PM

While he's there he should have his moles checked out.

by Anonymousreply 2August 28, 2022 11:55 PM

More likely contaminated water. Considering how poorly Greg Abbott's government has maintained the electrical grid, maybe the water supply isn't all that great either. Beto's been hitting a lot of small towns on his campaign trail.

by Anonymousreply 3August 28, 2022 11:59 PM

I will nurse him back to health with the extensive TLC he requires.

by Anonymousreply 4August 29, 2022 12:02 AM

I’ll nurse on his penis

by Anonymousreply 5August 29, 2022 12:13 AM

Bacterial infections are a wide range, it could be anything.

by Anonymousreply 6August 29, 2022 12:43 AM

[quote] it could be anything

Could it be a virus?

by Anonymousreply 7August 29, 2022 12:46 AM

The pox is a VIRUS.

by Anonymousreply 8August 29, 2022 12:51 AM

he's too skinny. that's what my grandmother would say.

by Anonymousreply 9August 29, 2022 1:37 AM

happenzlolz

by Anonymousreply 10August 29, 2022 1:40 AM

Pneumonia?

by Anonymousreply 11August 29, 2022 1:46 AM

The AIDS

by Anonymousreply 12August 29, 2022 1:57 AM

SuperAIDS

by Anonymousreply 13August 29, 2022 2:22 AM

He's not following anyone with the "bacterial infection" story. One of his dumb staffers probably looked up "What is the opposite of a viral infection?".

by Anonymousreply 14August 29, 2022 2:32 AM

This is one of the few times I would not eat his ass.

by Anonymousreply 15August 29, 2022 3:02 AM

I don't quite understand what r14 means, but "bacterial infection" tends to mean an intestinal issue.

by Anonymousreply 16August 29, 2022 4:23 AM

He's already back on the road. He no doubt got food poisoning. Beto's notorious for eating junk food on the road. Probably a dicey taco.

by Anonymousreply 17September 1, 2022 1:59 AM

The man has moxie!

by Anonymousreply 18September 1, 2022 2:04 AM

[quote] The man has moxie

I’ll take his moxiepox for sure.

by Anonymousreply 19September 1, 2022 2:09 AM
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