I need a white trash baby girl name

You forget Crystal, OP

Nevaeh. You can't get trashier than that.

Breyanna

Praylynn.

Ivanka

Trishelle

Tanya

Everlee

Ashley Nicole

Madysen

Savannah.

I went to middle school with a girl named Crystal Jo. None of the -lee or -leigh names could ever top that one.

Melania.

Can't get any trashier than that.

MyKayla

MyKenzie

Kayleigh

R10, I went to school with a Crystal Dawn.

You ain't doin' it right if you don't have three names minimum.

What for?

OP, is this you?

Starla.

Amberleigh

Ember

Paytin

Chyleigh

Emry

All names of elementary school students of mine.

Berkleigh Grace

You can't get much trashier than JonBenet.

I always get my baby names from Petfinder.

Jesus, R17. Are you in the South? Or maybe Utah?

Tiffany

Mistee

Cher is to blame for names Chassiddee and all the other misspellings of "Chastity."

Dakota

Siena

Sienna

Chastene

Quefeah

Floribama

Jussica

Brandeen

Jessaphoebica

I don’t think OP should be able to come in here and seek our advice without telling us what he’s up to.

Maybe he/she is invited to Bristol Palin's baby shower?

Meghyn

Brandy.

Lyndzee

Rumer

All that Kaiden/Braden/Jayden mess 🤮

Serenity (Oh, the irony for someone doomed to a life of chaos).

Misty and Crystal (and all the associated ways of spelling) are timeless Hall of Fame white trash girl names. Just like Shane is for boys.

I knew of a WT girl who changed her name to Salina Brie, not realizing she just became salty cheese. She thought it sounded classy.

R21, Austin.

It can be whatever, just make sure the middle name is Rae. Instant white trash name.

Apple

More students:

Julissa

Jasmyne

Harper (it is now full-on WT)

Chasidee

Ashlee

Journee

Mayseigh

Brandy! Brandi! Brandé!

Brandeigh

KremLynn

Svetlana

Saydeigh

Heighzell

Memree

Jessica.

Tracy.

OMG, I have cousins and sisters named Alyssa, Melissa, Misty, Brandi, and Brenda.

Yes R53, because your cousins are also your sisters!

Allissuh

Muhlyssa

Mystee

Brandee

Bryndah

I miss the days when every other girl was a Jennifer.

I had rural cousins named Julie Kay and Mary Jo.

Ginnipher

Mariah

Aniston (two of them!)

Kennedy

Kennedeigh

Kinadee

Brazyn Hussee

Placenta is such a pretty name for a baby girl. Scrotum is a good name for a boy.

OP I'll see your Raylynne, and raise you a Rayellyn. I just came across this unique one yesterday.

Haleigh Ann Marie Cummings

Caylee Marie Anthony

Marie is WT?

I know a (white) woman down the road from me here in Deplorable Haven, FL, whose name is Delight.

The scary thing is, she and her husband are college educated and have a little farmette.

Deighlyte

Kandee

DaireeKaween

Kandeigh

Everleigh

Brettleigh

Hyphenated given names like Willa-Jean, or any of the following sans-hyphen

Sue-Ellen

Stacy-Ellen

Mary-Jo

Mary-Lou

Middle names like Lou, Rae, Sue, Mae

....and my Mormon, ex-bf's mum Shayden

R42, so right! I almost posted the exact thing about Rae.

Misty Rae Warner

Crystal Rae Johnston

Britney Rae Williams

Charmisse

Des Moines Hilton

April Maye June...!!!

I inow a bloke who named his daughter Hemi. I think that qualifies.

Chevy

Trina.

Krus Tea

Kryspee Kreem

Britney Lynn Spears

Latrina

Less popular, yet I associate them anyhow:

Heather

Tammy

Amber

Dylan

Shelby

Punjante Aroma Raelyn

Antigony Faye

Lashelly LaRue

Kammy

Cassidee Chardonae

R56 There were six other girls named Jennifer in my university dorm wing. I knew of several instances in other dorms where two Jennifers shared a room.

Noleta Latrelle LaVonda

Glenn

Jaclyn

Pick any gemstone name. Add the name of an alcoholic beverage. Misspell either or both names. Instant white trash. Hyphenating makes them even trashier.

Kathie Lee

Sandra Dee

Sandy Mae

Tiffany

Braelee

Akwamarine Captain Morgan's

R92 Spot on. Hilariously accurate.

Sharona Ciroc

Or Sharona-SheRock, as the case may be

Deltona Renae

Named for the beach where she was conceived on her parents' Spring Break

Autumn

Sunny

Daisy

Lynette

Shawna

Sheila

Dawn

Billie

Bobbie

Reggie

Salomy Jean

Doreen Luwanna

Shebette Lu

Karena

Misty Seafoam

Areola

Velvetta Renee

Melody

Melanie

Summer

Maisey

Weezie

Louisie

Bella

Jeanetta-Faye

Tammee Belle Harridan

Kristii-Sue

Skylar

What's the matter? Tiffanee isn't classy enough for you!

Tracy is not a trashy name.

Tequilla Rosegold

No one uses it now, but Krista or Christa. I know a lot of 40 something women with some version of that name.

Some of these suggestions would make good drag names.

Sammy Jo

R114 Agreed.

Aubergina Cuntilla

Twyletta Edema

Idella Myletis

Shawnie Mendes

Mercedeez

Lambo-Gina

Amberita Desjardina

Tammy Tamsin Krystal Tyfnee

Just pick a name and add Lynne.

NEVEAH

(Heaven spelled backwards)

Kim

Kourtney

Kloe

Kylie

Boeberta

Bobbie Joe.

Ashleigh and anything that includes or hyphenates "lynn" as part of the name.

Brittany -Jean.

Earlina.

Floradora

Misty Dawn

Amethyst, or Amathyst -- either the correct or incorrect spelling

Britnei

Chantelle

Jinger

Khloe

Tiffani

Shingella Candida

May-Ree Savvannahh

JeffaLee Jo

Charlene

Lorrie

Wanda

Di-Rhea

Hepher

Loretta

Shonterrelle

Krystle, like that Carrington bitch.

Porsche

Trampaulina

Idgie

Feminizing of masculine names so they can be named after their father. And not the normal Robert-Roberta, Paul-Paulette kind of things. I mean like these:

Stan = Stanette

John = Johnette or Johna

Karl/Carl = Karleen/Karlene/Carleen/Carlene

Raleigh = Raleign (pronounced raw-LEEN)

and of course, Markie Post.

Jeannie

Naomi

Cher or Meryl

Christine, Kristin, Kristen, Kristy etc...

Randi

Audrey

Jennifer

Lisa

Michelle

Holly

Belle, Bella, Lexi

Kit

Thelma

Billie-Jean

C.C.

Angel

Muriel

Nicky

Kelly

Princess

Kitten

Madge

Rayette

Gina

Jessie Mae

Uniqik.

Lauren Boebert

Trampolina.

Marjauren

Melanka

Heifer

Christel

Brooke leigh

Heaven Leigh

I'm not making this up

What the fuck is wrong with just plain old White Trash Baby Girl?

Stephonknee

Betty Lou Thelma Liz

Mercee

Madison Jade

Paisley

Tiffany

Nicole

Dakota

Salome

Chrystaleigh

Shampayne

Female, pronounced FEMALHYA

I knew an RN named Marvette. Seen "Waynetta" too.

Titanya

Shailene

Jolene

We should do white trash girl baby names of the 1920s and 1930s.

I'm suggesting Shirley Dee.

Any alcohol names are good, especially if license is taken with the spellings.

Or just "Britney."

I like the intersection of white-trash names and black-trash names. Although the proportion of the latter among total exceeds that of the former.

No doubt due to the historical injustices involved with the former, which somehow translates into "unique" spellings and punctuation.

Whites don't care as much about multiple apostrophes and three "q's" appearing in a five-letter name.

OP, add old world sophistication to your list with some modern British classics: Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backwards, like in a Satanic mass), Cortnie, Chantelle, Kayleigh, Lily-Mae, Lily-Beth (Harry and Megz are SO upper class, old chap!), Aimie, Jodie, Jordan, Brandi, Rochelle, Kylie, Heavenli, Chelseigh, Emmaleigh or Kimberleigh. But if you want to be truly elegant, you can revive old classics like Shirley, Shannon, Cheryl, Deborah, Joanie, Sue or Donna.

R199 Come to think of it, each and every Jodie , and Jody I've met has been a little "trashy" and White; so must agree there, but "White Trash" honestly isn't a concept or moniker in the UK.

They'd be known as yobbo, chav, scally, or bovver names really.

I work with someone who named her kids Everleigh and Breeyenne.

[quote]Everleigh and Breeyenne.

Even most white trash would consider these names too trashy for their kids.

Vivieighn

R201 My cousin has a neighbour with a Brettleigh, and an Everleigh.

Bobby-Jo

Vivileigh

Peggy Sue

Marla June

Obeesa Dee

Crystal Meth

Mulva

Lume

Chrishell owns this thread

^ It's not her fault she was born at a Shell station, and she seems to be a very nice person.

Maddyn

Kellyanne

Stacy or Stacey

Dirt

We named our baby Dirt. Anything else is too good for her.

Vayzaleen

LaVoris

Bambi. Jolene.

Tifini

LaDida.

Chicanereigh

Chasity

Braden

Jayden

All females I know

r155, what about JonBenet?

Mikayla

Kayla

Kaylee

Shawntel

R155 Markie Post was not named for her dad, his name was Richard. Her real name was Marjorie.

McKenna is a new one on the scene.

It’s everywhere lately.

Soon every McDonald's will be filled with McKennas.

I knew a white trash girl named Kenna years ago

Minty Fresh, or Minty Green. Take your pick.

Tukeela Sunrise

Brandine (Kisses to "The Simpsons")

Frankie June

Trina

"Barbara Thorndyke"

Ke$ha

Chlorine

Destiny

BabyGirl

Jolene

Slightly off-topic, but apparently the latest trend in white trash names for boys is hyper-masculine "action" names. Actual examples in an article I saw recently included Lancer, Shooter, Slayer, Soldier, Tracer, Trooper, Blazer, Brewer and Charger.

Trina or Treena

Younique

Yardley Evans Brunt

Thatcher Bray Brunt

Ugh.

Hillbillies.

Darla

Starla

Carla

Sharla

Abcde!

Don't forget Varla, R241.

And Marla!

And Harla! (She's the trampy one.)

Harley

Haley

Charlie

Bailey

Varla's my favorite...she puts out

Pick one from list A and finish it with one from list B.

[bold]A[/bold]

Brynz

Ayva

Brook

Jaey

Kyn

Sail

Love

[bold]B[/bold]

zleigh

lyn

vee

laeh

brie

dynne

dlie

The proper middle name for a girl with one of names you've just created is always the last name of a member of the First Presidency: Nibley, Eyring, Hinkley, Snow, McKay, Kimball, etc.

Brandine!

Tawnee

Windee

Chelcie

Libertee

Heaven-Leigh

Hef-Tee

Epponnee-Rae

Shmooey Lynne

Nasteigh Ho

Ghast Leigh

[quote]Tawnee, Windee, Libertee

You forgot me, I'm Chickadee!

Lurleen

Earleen

Myrleen

What about Gurleen?

You sound like a complete moron. White trash?

Turletta

"I miss the days when every other girl was a Jennifer."

Indeed R56, now they're all called Precious. I just can't keep up!

WyNita

Reena Jeen

Extra Mae (of the twins Mae and Extra Mae)

GayNelle

LaHoma

JaNette.

Loveleigh.

Cashmeousside Howbouda

Braden

Jayden

Cayden

And their sister, Maiden

Candy E. Corn… This is actually a real name… One of my inmates…

Megyn Kelly

Brandy-Joe.

Timothêe; Armie

Tiffani

[quote]Timothêe; Armie

OP asked for a girl name, so it would be

Timothea Armidina

Lulubelle

How about a retro white trash baby girl name, like Daisy May?

Tymberlynn. Kind of like the boots

Alize, Bentley, Brandi, Cristal, Lexus, Mercedes. Basically names of alcohol or luxury cars.

Some of those are a bit African American. ^^^

My idiot uncle is always full of opinions about kids’ names. “Don’t name the kid some koo koo California name!”

Yet, when he had a kid himself, they named her… Daisy.

Daisy is sweet. Can't fault it.

Was he a Dukes of Hazzard fan?

Daisy=Marguerite/Margarita/Margherita

Jezebel, Chezebelle, Chez or Jazz Jasmine Twyla Shyla Ginger Miley Bobbie Jo Ruby Rochelle Earlie Earline Ailene Tammy-Sue Betty Jo Bethenny Sammy Jo

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Aykay.

Tiffinye

Snap

Chrishell - named after a Shell gas station where she was born and later in life dumped by Justin Hartley via text.

Scratchoff

Hoap

[quote]My idiot uncle is always full of opinions about kids’ names. “Don’t name the kid some koo koo California name!” Yet, when he had a kid himself, they named her… Daisy.

Katy Perry, who is a California native, and sings “California Gurls”, named her kid Daisy. So yes, it’s a California name.

LaGina (rhymes with vagina)

Johnnie Lynn

Krystal Maree

Tiffani Renee

Mary Jane

Busy

Birdie

Pilsner

Misty

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That did strike me as an awfully long name, R280. I figured no deplorable would ever be able to remember it.

Jill

Parade Candy

R294 Ha! Even for a Spaniard, too long. It all appeared double-spaced. I don't know what happened there.

Reza Dew

Delilah

Shanaya or Shania

Shan'ann (remember me?)

Urra, Ima or Beena. As in Ima Hogg.

R300 I'd forgotten about those sisters (their dad created Bayou Bend museum) Ima Hogg and Ima Hogg, until your post.

Both are or were fat!

^ Ida and Ima

You mean phat.

R303 Terribly phat! (though they carried a lot of weight in their community!)

R242 - haha I had forgotten about that Lewis Black bit.

Actual names of kids of people I knew from high school:

April

Annalee (later changed to Annaleigh)

Sierra

Maverick Holiday

Jordyn Inanna Paige

Lee-Anne

Hunter & Ryder (Guy Fieri's kids)

[quote]Hunter & Ryder (Guy Fieri's kids)

Reminiscent of the boys' "action names" mentioned at R236.

Vax Seen

Margie-Joe

Yass Kaween

^That be a white trash(black trash appropriated)gayling baby trans girl name.

I can see it now: 'Yassmin' as the first name and 'Yass' as her nickname

Lurlene