Ben and JLo Affleck on their Honeymoon…

His right hand is so awkward there. Just touch her fucking shoulder, it's gonna be fine, no one's getting MeToo'd.

He's drunk, she's already over it and the random friend looks slightly nervous.

Is that Yvonne from Golden Girls on the left?

Ok, it must be said. What is with that hairdo on the butch lezbian in the black dress? Did she time travel from the 1980s?

They look so happy !

That’s one ugly hairDONT on that gal on the left

Ben is so gaunt. How much time left for him ?

He looks fine to me, if somewhat nonplussed at the women on the left's hair.

And what the fuck is that sea hag on the left?!

This marriage will be over in 16 months.

[QUOTE]He's drunk, she's already over it and the random friend looks slightly nervous.

If he was drunk, he wouldn’t be unhappy.

He WANTS to be drunk. That’s why he’s miserable.

He looks high AF

She's an italian girl from a small town whos visiting wherever Bennifer are, and jumps at the chance to snap a pic with them. Her look must be all the rage in Peruggia right now. The italians always go back to tacky 80's

Didn't Nancy McKeon do that hairdon't in the 80s?

OP, please, stop your bipolar projection onto other people as not every one in this world want to kill themselves like you do. This projection thing is truly vexatious.

I agree with R7. Ben is too thin. He's always been handsomest with a little fullness to his face, and that becomes even more important with age. If it means has has a little tummy, that's OK at his age.

I’m loving the prop ice cream cone in JLo’s hand. You know as soon as the photo was taken she screamed at an assistant to take it back and then sanitized her hand.

Perhaps he just doesn't like having to have his picture taken with every rando he meets on the street. But if he says, no, he gets dragged for that.

R15 It's literal violence!

Extra weight in your midsection is a health risk.

This picture should be lasered onto Mt. Rushmore.

Anne Heche is barely dead ten minutes and already JLo is stealing her look.

Is that one of her sisters on the left? Who the fuck told her that weave looked good?!

Imagine not being able to go anywhere without people taking pictures of you and with you.

[quote]The casually dressed newlyweds stopped by a home goods store called Decio ImmagineCasa in the city of Menaggio on Wednesday afternoon, giving the shop’s employees the most exciting surprise.

[quote]“UNEXPECTED CUSTOMERS ❤️🔥,” read a post (in Italian) on the store’s Instagram page, which included four photos from Bennifer 2.0’s visit.

[quote]Wearing a yellow, peasant-style dress and brown aviator sunglasses, Lopez, 53, posed for pictures with two staffers. She flashed a toothless grin while holding tightly onto her gelato.

[quote][bold]Affleck, 50, participated in the photo shoot, too, but looked way less enthused to be doing so. Wearing a sandy brown button-down shirt, the actor propped his arms up around both the singer and each of the employees while barely moving his face for the snaps.[/bold]

Looking rode hard and put away wet.

He's no prize either.

They took Celine Dion on their honeymoon?

J-Lo needs a few inches taken off her hair, a brighter deeper lipstick, and to drop the 200+lbs of dead weight.

J-Lo (or is it J-Aff now ?) looks like a secont tier J-Lo impersonator

I disagree about Ben looking better fat. He, like everybody else on earth, looks way better lean. It’s also better for his career. Nobody’s putting pudgy Ben in movies.

Jennifer’s hair looks dated.

If Ben wants to keep playing Batman, then this is the way. He may not like it, but JLo knows what’s best for him and she has the wherewithal to keep him on the right track. Garner was too weak-willed to do it. JLo is tougher.

R29 Pudgy Ben (like fat Liz) is much more interesting than this sad scarecrow. HOLLYWOODLAND, GONE GIRL were his only watchable performance

Wrong, R32. His best movie was The Town, and he was lean and ripped in there.

You have to be lean if you want to star in movies. This is a fucking fact.

R33 he was HOT AF in the town, but I prefer my Ben Boy with more meat on him.

The friend looks like a poodle.

R33, I wasn't talking about his career. I was talking about his looks. Maybe you like angular, gaunt faces. I do not not. If you think "everybody on earth" looks better lean, then you have an obsession with weight and probably adore social x-rays and think SJP looks great.

^^ "I do not"

He was also much younger in The Town. He isn’t in his 30s anymore.

He needs sunscreen.

girls !girls! let's not ! There's enough for everyone. I personally love a drunken, needy, pudgy , whining Ben, but trim Ben is sure good enough too. What worries me here, is the facial waste

No, he NEEDED (past tense) sunscreen for the past few decades.

I can see why Jennifer Garner kicked him to the curb. I'll bet his blood is 97 proof

[QUOTE]he was HOT AF in the town, but I prefer my Ben Boy with more meat on him.

Yeah well you’re the only one, cause everybody else on here CLOWNED the fuck out of him and called him fat.

Yeah he was real happy here cause he was drinking himself to sleep every night, which is what alcoholics desire. JLo whooped him into shape. She’s drying him out.

R39 he needs ME

HAWT

pURRRfect

[quote]If Ben wants to keep playing Batman, then this is the way.

He’s 50 years old. Those days are over.

DADDY! (hard as I type)

yes please

yummmm

sorry stinky linky, here :

That other broad with the Frankenstein mullet looks a fright.

I can't focus on anything else in that photo but that gorgeousness on the left. I'm becoming obsessed with her and may need to be treated for exposure to severe beauty.

R44-49, minus R47 - oops and now R51 - thanks. So hot. Seriously, not sarcastically. I love a damaged, slightly gone-to-seed straight guy who needs looking after.

R54, you're welcome, and who doesn't ?

Wearing a yellow, peasant-style dress and brown aviator sunglasses, Lopez, 53, posed for pictures with two staffers. She flashed a toothless grin while holding tightly onto her gelato.

Too many sweets and poor dental hygiene.

poor capillary hygiene too. What with the greasy hair, gurl ? don't they have shampoo in Italy ?

I hate to admit this because of all the agist asses on DL, but J.Lo aged, she looks older than 53 lately. Her hair looks like a stringy wig too.

I was about to say that. She looks every day of 53, and then some

Because she doesn’t get many plastic surgeries or even fillers.

I think Ben had a plastic surgery mishap maybe 1-2 years ago and his face has looked gaunt and unlike himself ever since then. It doesn’t help that he always looks devastated and emo.

is she balding ? that parting is WIDE

[R24] Gotta love the NYP commenting on Ben’s fashion….no, it’s not a button down shirt just because it has buttons?!

Ugh. All these horrible photos of bike showing up online. I think he died two weeks ago and she's Weekend-at-Bernieing him.

Is this their third honeymoon? I’ve lost track.

She doesn’t have any real friends because she’s such a bitch.

Wow, he looks happy in r43’s photo. Maybe he should’ve just been left alone to drink.

Ben looks dead! RIP

While that is definitely a hair-DON'T on the lefty-lezbo, I wish curls or at least some wavy hairstyles would come back. Julia Roberts, and especially Sarah Jessica Parker looked SO much better with curly hair. Parker's straightened, horseface-hugging do has been stale for 10+ years, and makes her face look longer and narrower than it probably is.

R48-R49, did he buy Scarlett O'Hara's corset for those uncomfortable pics?

He looks high on weed to me. I'm sure he's fine.

Who’s the dude with the ‘80s mullet in photo-left?

Damn his face almost looks like Kevin Smith's here

That "Joke" was tired the 3rd time it was posted R72/The Twelfth Time.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

On a side note... Jennifer Garner’s family has the strongest genes. I think the son is going to grow up to be a hellion.

PS. Muriel made a huge mistake banning the DM.

You can’t stage pap pics constantly then expect privacy on your honeymoon. If they wanted to be left alone they should have gone to a private resort or island.

[quote]Who’s the dude with the ‘80s mullet in photo-left?

I seriously think that’s her sister.

Does she let him drink and enjoy some of his favorite treats?

They both look raggedy!

Her age is definitely starting to creep up on her.

Jen and Ben's oldest daughter looks like Garner's sister

All the children are ugly. With JLo's they're an odd looking bunch.

r76 it's usually the youngest that get away with murder and are the wild ones. That was me, my brothers were 7 years and 5 years older than me and by the time I came along my parents loosened up the rules, probably got tired.

What's with his hair? What color is it trying to be?

This is what happens when celebrities are mostly seen in perfect makeup and hair, with perfect lighting. Then they get caught existing in the real world where there's harsh overhead lighting instead of the magic of the ring light. Reality reveals itself.

Imagine being forced at gun point into an Italian HomeGoods on your false as hell honeymoon by a piped up Mexican.

Jollibee!

You can’t bring those potpourri sachets through customs, heaux.

Ben’s face is flushed . Alcohol 🥃

What happened to the honeymoon with Matt?

"I hate to admit this because of all the agist asses on DL, but J.Lo aged, she looks older than 53 lately. Her hair looks like a stringy wig too."

^ That's what life with Ben will do to a gal.

R1 are you sure? I wouldn't either if I were him.

R87 Bravo, R87, Bravo

As I imagine I am crying tears

…of laughter

Jlow looks haggard, and the smile looks fake even for her. It's what she wanted.

I never thought I would in all my life, but ..poor J-Lo

Is the bitch on the left my x-times great granddaughter? If so, please kill me now.

Oh, wait ...

Imagine going on a honeymoon to Italy but your new spouse won't allow you to eat any food or drink any wine. Death would be preferable.

So where will they marry and honeymoon next month? Place your bets now.

Ben will be dead next month

This photo looks like they’re being booked on charges of soliciting sheep.

Sad final days! He definitely doesn't look all that healthy, or happy.

What a sad attempt to remain in the spotlight. Ben is a fool to go along with it, I get the feeling that these are his SAD LAST DAYS.

Does he hate her yet?

All signs point to yes!

Maybe it really IS his SAD LAST DAYS.

Maybe he has a terminal illness (thus the weight loss/gauntness) and they decided to be together at the end.

I don't know, just a thought.

I’m no JLo fan but she always looks pulled together when out in public.

She doesn’t look very feminine in those glasses.

WW for R101!

[quote]Does he hate her yet?

Not as much as he hates himself.

Why is straight me so stupid?

R3 is right, he looks hammered.

R110 Maybe he was in a rut and didn’t know what to do. Didn’t he have a fling with Ana de Armas last year or so? He may just be throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks.

[quote] All the children are ugly

Well they all look a damn sight better than that pack of trailer trash lookin' ragamuffins Tori Spelling expelled from her orifice.

I'm R15's asshole, shitting all the rainbow colors of life!

He lost his youth and he lost his Tony, now he’s

LOST

HIS

MIND

At the Copa…

Ben was nominated for a Tony ? that's news

Photo reminds me of this, without the amused sanity of the Obamas, of course.

Marrying Jlo is probably like converting to a religion for the aimless.

Lots of rules to follow, dress code, and she keeps you so busy you don’t have time to sulk.

The DM has new pics of them in Milan. Everything about them seems exhausting.

She’s starting to resemble her ex, Marc Anthony.

Those fugly glasses, limp greasy hair and gaunt.

Whoa. You can’t unsee it!

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

(scroll down to the 3rd pic)

That hair though

They are so naturally pretty. Is that the lady who sued Dre in the 90s, should would have been the editor for Vibe magazine like for sexual harassment?

I think his face is stuck that way. Permanent "I'd rather be somewhere else" face.

Those are some 90s-tastic white pants Jlo is wearing.

r122 I want to see more of the hot and muscular bodyguard. Just look at that ass!

Ben has cancerface

JEANS IN CARTIER?!?

I hate you, Ben. I really really despise who you are as a human.

[quote] He may just be throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks.

Tsss yeah, maybe he’s gonna get hungry later or sumptin’...

Unclench R130 Look at the video Ben didn't know he was @ Cartier. He's trying to follow the bodyguard in his alcoholic stupor, and Jen closes the march like a book-end, hoping to God he won't trip over himself in front of the paps.

sorry wrong link

(quote] Maybe he has a terminal illness (thus the weight loss/gauntness) and they decided to be together at the end.

What I said before. They look like the doctor told Jen he had 6 months top before the liver failure, and until then, she wants him to believe that it's 2004 all over again

R130 it’s a store r130! Who said you need to dress fancy to impress the Cartier store clerks.

She’s so pretty. Can’t understand why she’s obsessed with some old drunk who dumped her 20 years ago, then came crawling back when his career is on the downward path.

J-Lo is in Yvonne De Carlo territory

I simply can't fathom living like an animal in a zoo, knowing almost no matter where you go there are going to be groups of people standing there gawking and taking pictures of you, snickering about you. No wonder Ben likes retreating to his Ga. estate in a gated preserve. It's interesting that people who live in small towns are much less impressed with celebrity than city people. Now her, I get the feeling she thrives on being gawked at like something in a circus side who.

"side show"

R138 Ben LOVES the attention, and complaining about it. He sucks up every second of it

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

So what I was saying when I was redacted above because the daily male has the best pictures is that …

I know lots of people r130 from small towns who love the see and be seen thing and all the trappings it brings. That being said I agree that Ben is not into that at all. He looks like he loathes these pap walks that she seems to thrive on, especially when they are together.

I also wonder if he has some sort of major illness. I hope not cancer as one poster said but he looks like he has more going on in his face than alcoholism. I could see Jen devoting herself to him but in that circumstance but would she put her kids through moving in with him etc etc if there was something that serious and even terminal going on? Hopefully he just looks overly weathered and is actually in ok health.

That tranny mess in black is most off putting.

“Signora JLo, you were ROBBED of that Oscar nomination!”

[quote]Can’t understand why she’s obsessed with some old drunk who dumped her 20 years ago, then came crawling back when his career is on the downward path.

It's because she perceives him as the straight king of Hollywood. You know what that in her mind makes her.

No, OP. He looks like he's been on a bender for quite some time, and she looks incredibly plain without the usual fifty layers of make up.

I would have imagined that, as controlling as the utterly talentless Jelly Ho is, she would have found a way to ground him a little by now - or maybe he's allowed to be a sloppy, trashy, lazy, boorish, flat-assed drunk during their honeymoon, but she'll whip him into shape after his ethylic honeymoon has come to an end? God knows.

Still, I'm shocked by saying this, but after this entire display of pretentious pageantry and pseudo-royal nonsense, I have come to the conclusion that she is the least unlikeable of the two, while he is just an idiot with generic good looks who got incredibly lucky.

Wait — where’s JLo’s bling cup?! What’s with the ice cream cone? Maybe that’s what they were shopping for in the store!

Ben Affleck truly looks miserable in most of the photos I’ve seen of late. And very haggard and drawn, too — once JLo sees these photos, I wouldn’t be surprised if we see a “refreshed and rejuvenated” Ben a few months down the line.

I gave them the benefit of the doubt, but this has been overkill. Clooney did this during his wedding and a while after it until fading away. I think Ben is all in on the publicity tour too. He and Jennifer Garner were also Pap’d with their kids at the farmer’s market, ceramics classes (during his Oscar run), everywhere. Anyone who doesn’t think most of these celebrities call the photographers are nuts. Half of these people, especially the Hadids of the world, even pay places like DM to run them, that’s how we got the Kardashians. There needs to be a documentary on this. It’s not like the old days when celebrities were followed.

He looks exhausted with it all already.

Hee we looks really bad. WHY is he doing this? Everything seems very “off.”

R141 Hos arms nor hands not even touching her is most telling, the high he got from this cringe is over.

R144 ‘S pic: J lo looks much more like her real age without makeup. When you look at her face, she has good skin etc, but she is definitely a person in their mid 50’s

Can she not afford an entire shirt?

R151, who you callin' a ho, bitch?

Oh, and she looks like that PERV ALERT Terry Richardson photographer in those glasses.

Interesting that Ralph Lauren has been styling JLO as of late. I thought he was much more classy and dignified to pander to her.

JLO has upped her game since she first appeared on the fashion scene, but even now, I always feel she veers close to (if not on) the trashy side with her looks.

I used to think J-Lo was one of the trashiest celebs around, and she was upping herself by dating Boston Ben, but I've changed my mind , He's really trailer park-I-'ll-drink-the cologne-if-there's-no-more-booze-in-the-house white trash. He's lucky to have her.

She is a beautiful middle-aged woman and looks better than most. A blunt bob just grazing her shoulders might be a better look (less stringy) and still in keeping with her "Boss Babe" persona.

Maybe Ben doesn't like being papped anymore but feels he needs to do it for his career. J-Lo needs to let him watch sports and hang with his BF.

Jho can't live without attention, she needs it 24/7. She doesn't even need it, she's rich enough to buy a small country yet is still so desperate.

you're fools. Ben is craving the attention

Have we ever found out who the stunning beauty on the left is? Fuck the other two basic bitches.

R162 did you even read the thread ? she's an employee of the store

I’m pretty sure that other gal is Lynda Lopez, JLo’s sister. She used to be a reporter on local NYC news.

Then Lynda should be the star in that family.

He'd rather be with me.

Ben looks like a Montenegran trafficker with two aging mules.

Anyone see the song J Lo dang (with back up dancers, no less) to Ben at their wedding.

Trying to find the footage because it’s well.....indescribable....

Girl you know it’s

Girl you know it’s

Girl you know it’s

Only on DL would the narrative that Ben is secretly gay get repeated to the point it's an inside joke... Ben from 1970s Boston, drunk Ben who last had a girlfriend half his age and who got caught eating out a stripper's pussy.

The desire for straight cock is strong and desperate.

Clearly, you would only eat a stripper's malignant Montrealian pussy in public to dispel any rumors of the homosex. Eh?

One word for this: Fontrum

Her face is all red!

The last thing she should do to seduce her man on their honeymoon is to sing to him. Talk about a boner killer.

This is so Mexican

You know his brother is heaving with laughter at these antics

Where are the pics of the Dollar Dance?

Any pictures of his dick?

The woman in black appears to have some kind of mullet

R164, that is definitely not her sister.

¡No es mi culpa, gays!

Ben is better looking than A-Roid or Casper Smart. If you look at the men she dated (Puffy) most of them were not good looking. So maybe she isn't that into looks, as long as they are fit.

R172 Look at them! I’m lolling so hard. To be a celebrity in these times, I can’t imagine.

He is never not in anguish. Wtf happened to him? I get the idea he is hiding a serious pill addiction, or something even heavier. These two are painful to look at. She still dresses as if its 2003. He was just with that young Cuban sex bomb actress…nothing can convince me this relationship is real.

This photo makes me hard as a rock.

The media is the only thing keeping jlow relevant. All her movies and music flop.

She dresses so badly.

Ok dl what should the 53 year old woman be wearing?

In 20 years she'll be 73.

She's basically been rocking the same look since 2000. Almost no deviation in 20 years.

R187 She dresses badly even for a 20 y/o. Yellow off-shoulder peasant dress with matching yellow purse?

She needs to try Contempo Casuals or J. Jill

Why is it when female "pop stars" hit 40 and it's all tits, ass etc. Out?

That white crop top has been in her closet since she dated P Diddy.

R191 because they know no one's going to want to see it saggy in a few years. It's the last hurrah, like a star burning out.

R193 Doesn't stop Mariah. Jlo and madonna. They are past 50 and still showing everything.

This hag is more desperate for attention than the Kartrashians. Without her daily pap strolls she would just shrivel up and die.

re R191's pic

Hahahaha HAHAHAHA OMFG what the FUCK is THIS?!?

They have the money and means to go on the most amazing, spectacular honeymoon and yet J Lo's (and Ben's?) idea of 'fun' is a giant pap stroll through the streets of Milan in the dead of August. Trash.

The woman on the left is Esmerelda Machado. She runs a small independent book shop that specializes in obscure and occult titles in the vein of the Voynich manuscript. Her aunt, Griselda, is a healer renowned to certain social circles, and she insisted that Ben and Jen have their photo taken with little Esme during one of their sessions. Jen has brought Ben to Griselda because she was told that Griselda brought Robert Downey, Jr. back from the brink. It wasn't witchcraft, exactly, and it wasn't possession that had to be cleaned out, exactly—an important point that had to be confirmed with the Boricua goddess before she would commit—but ultimately, her soul is tied to Ben's, and she is willing to do what it takes to reclaim his spirit from wandering the sands of lost souls. Griselda didn't make any guarantees, but a faint nod reassured Jennifer that things should start looking up soon.

W&W, r198

R198 see R24

"Listen you drunk trainwreck. I know you want a fucking drink but we need to buy some damn candles to cover up my taco and protein powder farts. So put a smile on your miserable face and let's take a photo with these fucking wops".

And she clips a hair clip to the strap of her designer purse, like an eighth grader.

R201 OMG it's happening ! I bet it's word for word what she tells him here

Ben's SHOES ! pathetic

R130 you are a pretentious fuckboy or girl. Ben has more class in his pinky than you would possess in a lifetime.

What is wrong with his shoes and outfit? Honest question.

R208 there's a moment in a man's life when he understands that his footwear is important. It tells the world who he is. Wearing the kind of boots that a 19 yo basic fratbro would wear, when you're a 50 yo millionaire, is indicating "I'm mentally and emotionnally retarded, I have zero taste and sophstication, I've travelled the world many times over but I never found anything really worth dunkin donuts"". Which makes total sense

R205, wow. Wow. Ben Affleck has more class than I? Wow.

Sometimes people really cross a line here. Wow.

Thanks, R199.

Sometimes the muses download inspirations about the silliest things.

He's simply tired and jet lagged and over traveling everywhere with a mass of leeches surrounding him.

He could use a drink. He likes his wife's ass and she's more fun to be around than repressive ex church lady.

Sweet Jesus, Garner. Prove him right why don't you. No southern Belle, that.

r176 Casey is just as pathetic as Ben is. He does pap strolls with his 20 year old influencer girlfriend. The difference is that nobody cares about nor pays any attention to Casey.

R210 Nice try J.ho.

What is going on with Ben. Someone in the know chime in please. Something is up with him.

R214 Do you really think someone “in the know” was just waiting for you to arrive and ask that question so then can chime in?

Anyone know anything about JLo's childhood? She seems seriously unstable and has terrible judgement in her romantic life, despite all of her business sense and success. She doesn't come across as a stupid woman, so what gives? I always got the impression she'd been through some shit...I know she talked about her mother beating her as a kid in her recent documentary, but what else?

She’s a stupid womon, but so is he.

I don't think she's stupid at all. She was a good student in high school, went to college aiming to become a lawyer, and basically figured out how to hustle her way from the Bronx to making a fortune and becoming a household name despite not having that much talent. I remember on one of those VH-1 shows years ago, her school teachers talked about how bright she was and how easily schoolwork came to her. She's pretty quick thinking in interviews too and can be quite funny. I don't think she's lacking in intelligence generally.

R4 Only on DL would a woman dressed like that, with full on make-up, be considered a butch

I don’t think you have to be too smart to be considered a genius in da Bronx.

That woman with the mullet looks like she stepped put from a romanian 90s wedding.

He looks uncomfortable, the Lopez sister on the left looks like she got styled in a New Jersey 1985 time machine. This marriage needs a betting spread (Ben’s favorite illegal activity) I’m putting three large on 9 months.

The woman on the left is good-looking if you ignore the hairdo. She has a nice figure as well.

@220 that's classist. Jennifer's dad was a programmer, her mom a teacher, and she was pushed to do well at school. There are a lot of Hollywood actors who had the best education money could buy and lived in privilege and yet are as dumb as a box of rocks.

It’s not “classist”r24 and for the love of Christ is there anything won’t offend the delicate sensibilities of people like r224? Get over yourself.

Everything has an “ist” suffix lately. It’s getting stupid.

@220 assuming someone isn't smart because they're from a poor, deprived area is classist and ironically, shows a lot of stupidity. Some of the wittiest, smartest people I know are from places like the Bronx. You don't have the luxury of being lazy and dumb without a trust fund to fall back on.

Who’s the hideous tranny?

R226 is from the Bronx.

Sad!

No amount of money would bought you happiness if you are just a trashy people.

I'm sure I read that J-Lo used to be a big cokehead. Is that in the past now?

I don’t think coke is in the past for many of these ageing Hollywood types. Doesn’t mean they are full blown addicts though.

He looks sickly. I thought you were exaggerating but he looks like he's in the end stages of something

JLo never touched drugs and doesn’t drink booze. It’s why she has the body of a 21 year old. But she’s A type and Narcissistic so she’s driven by being the best (even though her voice is subpar and dancing is passable not remarkable) She is an “entertainer ” but not exceptional in any one thing just tied it together and puts on a show. The marriage is a show to her. Once the curtain is shut and she’s “backstage” , the novelty will wear off and they realize this is real and guaranteed the end of the Bennifer20 show is done (give it end of year and it’s divorce number 4)

She SAYS she doesn't drink or do drugs, but there are definitely photos of her drinking wine, cocktails, whatever. I heard she used to do a lot of coke with Marc Anthony when they were married. On one hand, she looks too good and healthy for that to be true, on the other, how the fuck else does she work as much as she does?

I sort of believer at the beginning, but the double weddings and Honeymoon gives pause. They were totally acting like Kardashians.

Like a poster said upthread, they have time and means that most people have nbthe world do not have. Yet they go for a honeymoon in the Instagram capitals of Europe (lake Cuomo, amalfi etc.). They could have stayed on an island in the trips by themselves if they wanted. Or even still gone to the places they did and not been seen. It was such a pap walk. The walking and window shopping and kissing. I wish I could recall a link but there were some hilarious pictures taken from further back as they were “casually shopping” and kissing while looking in shop windows from the street. And there are at least 200 gawking tourists and paparazzi about 10 steps beefing them snapping every move, calling out to them etc etc. it was pure theatre.

It slams in the tropics *

Lol another typo. R236 should have said “an island in the tropics “ ^

Behind them - not beefing them ^ Wow. A bad day for my autocorrect!

Agree it's theatre but what's the point in it? Who is it really benefitting? Affleck is a washed up alcoholic with assault accusations. Lopez recently(ish) headlined the Superbowl halftime show and runs a successful business empire. I don't understand why she wants to be associated with him or why he's bothering with her.

Cause he dumped her, he's the only one and she needs to make amends to her image.

But what does he get out of the deal? I would say she was traipsing him around, but he’s been proven to be a willing participant. He even did it with de Armas. So other than that, why else except love would be marry her? J.Lo is stupid. Ben looks like such a misery, at this time in her life she should have went for a nice, good looking businessman, like Garner and Arod’s ex did. Celebrity men ain’t worth shit, esp J.Lo choices.

R223, agree. She has a banging body, nice skin, and an attractive face. The poodle hair does her no favors.

R230. It’s Hollywood narcissism. A lot of them feel they are slipping if they are not getting a ton of media impressions. Especially if they are passing the peaks of their careers.

Responding actually to r240

She should have just stayed with A-Rod. He was cheating, annoying and dumb, but they had the Latino power couple thing going on and seemed relatively happy. And most importantly, he's not an addict. What kind of person brings an addict around their teenage children? The same addict who ditched them at the altar and humiliated them in front of the entire world?

@233 I don't think J-Lo is a narcissist. I see her more as having BPD traits and codependency, with some narcissistic traits mixed in. She's too emotional to be a full blown narcissist.

You’re getting too deep r247. Call it Hollywood vanity then if that spares the rest of us from your armchair diagnoses.

The honeymoon is over.

They arrived in LA on a private jet.

[quote] She should have just stayed with A-Rod.

The body language between A-Rod and J-Lo was horrible. He just wasn't into her. I don't think he wanted to marry her.

Who is that with the 80s hairdo with them?

Security?

R251 learn to read threads before posting. If you can’t be bothered to do that then why are you on the thread at all. You’re clearly not interested in it.

@250 I guess not...he did cheat on her tons. I wonder why that keeps happening to her.

Keeps happening?? And a rod was a known cheater before he was with her.

@r255 yes but almost all her partners have cheated. I don't really get a very sexual vibe from her to be honest. I don't believe she was sleeping with A Rod.

I'm not surprised he looking out of it. I mean what the point of a honeymoon nowadays anyway.

Back in my day, when the was no sex allowed before marriage the honeymoon was the first time alone when all the couple did was much like rabbits all day and all night.

Then again, this couple can go on a vacation to dinner exotic Island any time they wish.

Lastly, they've both had their multiple marriages so where's the excitement or newness of a honeymoon?

Even I'm bored writing this comment.

I suspect Lopez has some kind of sexual abuse in her past from the way she is with men and relationships. I remember watching one of those MTV shows years ago where they talked about how she was homeless at 17 after her mother kicked her out, and she was sleeping with the dance instructor at the studio where she danced to have somewhere to stay. He was well into his mid thirties. Gross and predatory.

Why did JLos mom kick her out? That’s sad

I’ve never been a fan of his but I find Ben Afflecks downward spiral amusing

GenX had some fucked up parents. And now the asshole parents refuse to die. JLo’s mom was probably one of these.

I hadn't heard that JLo left home as a teen as R258 mentions, but just found this article that speaks to comments she made in the recent Netflix documentary. I Googled out of curiosity, not because I doubted the poster.

“[My mother, Guadalupe Rodriguez] did what she had to do to survive, and it made her strong, but it also made her tough,” the Marry Me star said of her mother, now 76, in the doc. “She beat the s–t out of you.”

Lopez further alleged that the mother-daughter pair had a “complicated” relationship as she sought to pursue a career in the arts.

“My mom was like, ‘If you’re gonna live in this house, you’re gonna get your education,’” the “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” singer recalled in the documentary, released on Tuesday, June 14. “We got into a bad fight one night and I just left.”

Either he's smoking meth, has cancer or destroyed his liver. He does not look healthy at all. I look forward to bullshit blind item CDAN cobbles together about it. Something like JLo is secretly poisoning him after she caught him fucking her preteen daughter.

Here ya go, R263:

"Last week I wrote about the actor/movie director who was up to his eyeballs in gambling debts. Then, this church stepped in and paid most of them. That was a pretty regular thing for them back in the day when they were the money behind Vegas. There is a permanent A list singer (Glady Knight) with a great name for her backup dancers ("the Pips") who has been recruiting members for four decades after the church ("The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints") paid off her gambling debts. Ben Affleck/Glady Knight/"the Pips"/"The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints"

I’m confused R264.

Gladys Knight recruited Ben to be a Pip?

BEN AFFLECK IS A FUCKING MORMON?!?!?!

Mormon on the block with Jenny! Mormon on the block!

@r259, because she didn't want her to dance professionally and drop out of college. I think her mother was abusive (as r262 says, Jennifer says her mom beat her) and the home environment wasn't great. No idea where her dad was at that point.

All these boohoo, poor j.ho comments have to be from lame fraus. J.ho is a mega bitch tag wouldn't piss in you if you caught fire.

Nobody is saying poor J.Ho. You can acknowledge things about someone without liking them. A lot of shitty people are shitty because of what they saw or experienced growing up.

All three need a change of wig.

R269 = coño

So do we think Affleck is actually dying? There was pics of them that came out around a year ago of them walking in the Hamptons looking devastated, as if they'd received terrible news. He does look terrible.

I bet Ben is microwaving a burrito at this very moment.

Anything is better than his "The last Duel" look.

Anything.

Hmmmm

Four Weddings and a Funeral?

He looks like a man who realizes he made a mistake by marrying a woman who curtails his smoking, his drinking and who insists on singing to him.

I think he looks sunburned and exhausted. She doesn’t look that great in these pics either.

They're both dwarfed by the true queen on the left.

I didn't realise JLo was so short. She's looking quite skinny and pale. Is she on whatever he's on?

Her mother was old-school, like mine and my husband’s. Damn right she didn’t want her daughter shaking her ass in some sketchy “studio” and fucking for tracks. She wanted her sacrifice to yield a professional daughter (accountant, teacher, maybe a lawyer) who would make the family proud. Her daughter did become mega-rich, but.

Jlo was popular as a fly girl. Rosie Perez was mentioning her and you could see she had a star power.

@r281 'old school' often means abusive and narcissistic. Kids don't owe their parents the career they picked out for them. I can't imagine having to spend my entire life miserable in a career I hated because my mom wanted me to do it. People who can't handle their kids making their own choices shouldn't have kids.

R283, what do you do?

They went to lake como to prove Clooney is their friend. He and Amal obviously didn't come. They couldn't get the star power they wanted at the wedding and they're clearly mad.

Lopez and Clooney hate each other so much that she recently skipped attending the premiere where he'd be on the red carpet. I remember the rumors that he assaulted her on the Out of Sight set years ago. No idea if they were true but something big went down between them because they've never worked together or spoken to each other ever again.

Clooney didn’t want JLo as his beard. He prefers his beards to take a back seat.

R283, my mother never abused me; can’t say what JLo’s mother did. Old-school parents want their children to be respectable. JLo is wealthy but she has zero dignity.

I’d want my child to be successful, and JLo has been extremely successful. But I’d also cringe, seeing her behave the way she does. She’s a hot mess in her personal life. At least she’ll have her money to keep her warm at night.

@r287 I don't think it's much of a stretch to imagine how growing up with a mean, abusive parent who you think doesn't love you might fuck up your ability to have healthy relationships and boundaries. The way she is is very likely to be because of, rather than in spite of, how her mother treated her.

JLo is a garden variety narc. Her mother didn't abuse her. Please.

Narcs are actually often created by childhood abuse and neglect, unlike sociopaths, who are born that way.

I was a kid but jlo never stuck out to me as a Fly Girl.

Nothing will top 'I don't want to be here' looks like the one Justin Hartley would give in some pix with his wife; I can't understand why she was blind-sided.

Why did he marry her if he was so unhappy?

I read they stayed at Clooneys Lake Como’s place when they were there.

Clooney’s house is basically a HoJo’s or Best Western for all the cachet it has now.

He ALWAYS looks unhappy, even with his kids. He has resting bitch face at all times.

I can't get over how much the woman on the left physically resembles Ben Affleck! If she committed a crime I'd tell the police sketch artist, "Her face looks exactly like young Ben Affleck plus she has a fetchingly voluminous pompadour." From a purely physical perspective this woman and Ben sort of make more sense as a couple.

Agree with R120 that Jennifer now resembles Marc Anthony. None of this bodes well in my opinion.

@rR296 she does look a bit like Marc Anthony. Is she sick? On drugs? She was looking super healthy and fit when she was with Alex Rodriguez.

These two vapid, talentless fuckers will be divorced by the end of November.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if Ben and the woman with the luscious mullet started a steamy affair?

R257 people go on honeymoons to relax together after the frenzy of a. Wedding and also to celebrate their marriage. I’m sort of floored by your comment. You can paint it as ancient gay if you want (and clearly you are) but you also sound pretty depressing.

Nah, this marriage isn't giving what juana thought it'd give, ben looks dirty, exhausted, bloated, smelly, greasy and old. He isn't the prize he used to be in 2003. It makes her look desperate, well more desperate.

He looks awful

Wow. He really does.

pancreatic cancer. i'm calling it.

He does look quite ill.

he's quite skinny and drawn. i think he's sick.

Now imagine his hair plugs fail.

RIP

That’s what we’re all about here r304: calling it and judging it. If you’re right it would explain the off guard pained looks. One of the worst cancers for anyone to get.

Not the liver? In the drinking thread someone said an alcoholic friend was told their liver was shot, and they died days later.

Oh my gawd. But that begs the most important Ben Affleck DL question...

What's his skin color? 😆

Not yellow enough.

Oh come on, if he was seriously ill do you think he’d have that huge wedding and 2 honeymoons gallivanting all over Europe? He’s not ill, at least not physically.

they still love each other. he's terminally ill. cha-ching!

seriously, he looks very sick.

[quote] Oh come on, if he was seriously ill do you think he’d have that huge wedding and 2 honeymoons gallivanting all over Europe?

Could be a last hurrah.

As soon as JLo heard, she started making big plans to be a (relatively) young rich widow. She’s pretending to love his kids and will make sure they are taken care of, but we all know how THAT goes.

No cancer needed. He's pasty white out of shape Boston drunk trash who aged badly. Hard drugs and drinking will catch up with you even if you sober up.

r302 he also looks wiggy

There’s a series of photos of them adopting a dog with the Affleck Bunch. He looks absolutely emaciated. And she’s grabbing at his face for a kiss while he’s trying to walk. He looks like Slenderman in a toupee.

He does look super thin in the face, but otherwise his body looks fine. I love how the DM still misidentifies his middle daughter. I think more than once they identified her as J.Lo son Max, who is hardly ever around. She and Emme seem like best best friends.

Silly op, he just doesn’t like being in front of a camera.

That’s an unfortunate photo of Emme. She looks like a bruja, poor thing. Reminds me of the Alex Acosta daughter.

Are they still on a honeymoon?

Maybe he got one of those mini stomach staplings thst are all the rage now? That or a terrible eating disorder are the best outcomes. Kinda looks like a guy I know with long covid. No sense of taste and terrible ulcers in his mouth and throat.

He has facial wasting.

These two were everywhere, every single day and now I haven't heard anything about them in weeks. Did they already break up?

He’s was out with the kids today, including her daughter.

They will be divorced in 5 years tops.

He looks like he knows he made a huge mistake.

Probably exhausted from fucking her

what the fucks up with that 'do?

Doubtful, R328. He's just exhausted.

He always looks exhausted. Is he dying or something?

[quote] Is he dying or something?

He's married to JLo.

Is Jennifer as clean living as she claims to be? How does she tolerate all these men with addiction issues?

The same way clean living Heather Locklear could handle it. She wasn't clean living

@r334 so Jennifer does drugs? Drinks? Smokes?

Are JLo & Bunnie, besties 👯‍♀️?

I do not understand the attraction of Ben Affleck at all. He seems like a gross, entitled, douchey frat boy. What does she see in him?

The back tattoo, R337. Definitely the back tattoo.

god that tattoo is horrendous....could he get it removed?

r337 He's "the one that got away". He was more attractive (although more douchey) 20 years ago and she probably still sees him like that. I did read she wants him to stop smoking.

Does she not care about the alcoholism? Cheating on the mother of his kids with the nanny? Jennifer Garner taking him to rehab even after they divorced, and buying him fast food like he was a little kid? She dodged a bullet the first time around and now she's basically created a problem for herself in marrying him. Her stock was much higher than his when they got together.

They say in Hollywood women are over the hill at 30 yet J-Lo still has sexual appeal at 50+. Maybe she is thinking she wants to be with somebody when she starts aging out? But Ben has never been reliable for a woman so it should be interesting.

But why pick Ben, @r342? She's still very beautiful with a great body...surely she has other options? She has actually aged quite a bit since they got together and always looks miserable.

r343 I have never seen the appeal of the men she has publicly dated, IMO she has terrible taste in men.

@r344 there have been rumors for years that she's a closeted lez and that accounts for her weird relationship choices. I don't really see it (I think she's genuinely in love with Ben) but who knows.

He’s clearly trying not to laugh at that woman’s hair….

R343 No one cares about j.low anymore frau. That's why her washed up ass went back to ben affleck. And she's old, Hollywood doesn't care if you look good for being an old lady like j.low. old is old. She's still a dried up old whore to them.

Wouldn't it be better to just be single than deal with an alcoholic mess like Ben?

Does JLo have friends? Some women only want romantic relationships. Not healthy, but it explains the need to constantly have a man, any man.

JLo was very close friends with Leah Remini (so close that it was widely rumored they were a couple) but it seems to have cooled off since she got with Ben. Leah didn't attend her wedding and hasn't mentioned her ever since.

R345 Why would a closeted lesbian have weird relationship choices?

I can't get over that haircut.

r351 because if the relationship isn't real, it's not as much of a big deal if the man is unsuitable. Jlo had a young boyfriend called Casper for years who reportedly cheated on her with men and everyone wondered why she tolerated it. Easier to understand why if she was actually sleeping with a woman the entire time and the relationship was just a front.

R353 On the contrary, I think a closeted person, especially a huge celebrity like her, would be a lot more picky at choosing her partners. Also, I get zero gay vibes from her. She seems like the straightest woman to me. Not even bi.

r354 Have you ever seen her with Leah Remini? They have/had quite intimate body language together.

R354 She's a ghetto hood rat at the end of the day, no amount of money will buy you class and taste. She's trashy and so is her taste in men.

R356 Female friends are a lot more intimate with each other than male friends are. Doesn't Leah have a husband and a kid/s?

[quote] They say in Hollywood women are over the hill at 30 yet J-Lo still has sexual appeal at 50+.

A-Rod refused to marry her, it seems.

r356 she isn't that ghetto. She went to private Catholic schools, mom was a teacher, dad was a programmer, she herself went to college with the aim of becoming a lawyer. She had kids with the man she was married to for years, no multiple baby daddies. I think she has serious issues with maintaining relationships but I don't think she's a hood rat, exactly. She does have horrible table manners and smacks gum constantly, but she's no Cardi B.

JLo has very butch energy, but that doesn’t mean she’s gay.

[quote]A-Rod refused to marry her, it seems.

He only marries people who have the same STIs as he does.

R359 She's still trashy and tacky....

R360 Every woman has a very butch energy, according to Datalounge.

She definitely has butch energy that is partially disguised by her beauty. She’s aggressive and takes what she wants. Which, you know, good for her. But she’s not passive or patient or graceful.

It’s funny that I read that Ralph Lauren was dressing her - or that she was wearing a lot of Ralph. She is the last celebrity I’d associate with his aesthetic. He uses many beautiful POC as his models, but JLo just doesn’t fit.

I saw a YouTube video from the time she was filming Hustlers where she looked full-on dykey getting out of her SUV. She does ping to high heaven at times, but seems to cover it up very well most of the time.

He's white. He's the only famous white man who will have her.

He's a drunken, gambling lout and a notorious whore. But he's white, Rose. That's why she's with him.

Tacky outfits

Why is she so needy with men? Does she have some kind of childhood trauma? Daddy issues?

r364 she also does advertising for Coach which also doesn't seem to be her aesthetic.

[quote]JLo has very butch energy, but that doesn’t mean she’s gay.

Exactly- she's a Leo like Madonna, full of that graceless, ambitious energy. they say Leo women secretly struggle with self-esteem issues and tend to marry men that are beneath them, which certainly seems to be the case with Jello.

JLo is a needy, insecure mess with very low self esteem. She's even admitted it herself. It's likely why all her relationships fail.

r370 what are the Gemini relationship sterotypes? Thanks

I think that she was seeing somebody else when she was with Casper and he was a front, he is fugly and has purses falling out of his mouth.

Jesus Christ, just buy a vibrator and call it a day, you geriatric whore!

Who is the fabulous tranny on the left? It looks like "she" could be Ben's sister or brother--is "she"?

I thought that might be his daughter on the left She bears a resemblance to Jennifer Garner.

JLo better ditch the bitch.

We all know about Ben's behavior when he gets drunk.

Never trust a man who has fucked the nanny.

Who can blame him? would you want to wake up to that taco flavored kisses cunt every day?

r378 it was the nanny when he was married to Garner

R374 What a nasty piece of shit you are

R378 Careful, your racism and sexism are showing.

Indeed, r381. It's interesting that Ben's mother reportedly dislikes Lopez because she's loud, trashy and ghetto. She seems like the worst kind of champagne socialist...all woke and right on until her son wants to marry an actual Latina from the Bronx, then suddenly she's a snobby WASP. She allegedly made a remark that "only drug dealers give diamonds as gifts" when Lopez bought her diamond jewelry. What a truly nasty thing to say to someone.

Lopez is a product of her upbringing. No, she's not classy and refined like Gwyneth. She's the daughter of two immigrants, she grew up in a shithole part of the Bronx when it was at its worst in the 70s and 80s, and she worked hard to become successful and fulfil her ambition. I actually have more respect for her than someone like Gwyneth, who was handed everything on a plate. Yes, she's loud, rude, crass, curses like a sailor, chews with her mouth open. That doesn't make her a lesser human being. I've come around to a lot more over the past couple of years. She really has faced a lot of racism and sexism and snobbery. You don't get to where she is from where she came from without being tough and cut throat. Is that really so bad?

Isn't her sister a news anchor? J-lo's family seems middle class, she was not raised in the ghetto.

r383, Castle Hill is in the South Bronx and was very much the ghetto back then. And still is, really. The family lived in the projects until Jennifer was in middle school AFAIK. They were poor. Her mother has confirmed the entire family lived in a one-bed apartment for years until the dad managed to get a decent job. They might have moved up to lower middle class eventually, but she grew up poor. The parents really pushed education and were very strict. They stopped speaking Spanish at home when the girls were small so they'd grow up speaking perfect English and basically tried hard to move up in the world and aim higher. That doesn't cancel out the effect of growing up in the hood, though.

R382 No one cares j.low

They was po.

So who has the gossip on these two and their vices? Is Ben drinking again? is jlo as clean living as she says?

Are they still together? I read a blind item saying they sleep in separate rooms and apparently they decided not to buy a house together?

JLo is the Queen of Cunts.

Disliking a specific female person doesn't mean you hate all women.

Just the cunts.

Why, r389? I keep hearing she's a cunt but never any specifics. I have to say, if that's true then she's a GREAT actress, because she really did come across warm and likeable on American Idol.