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Maria Shriver shocks with her appearance

She was never good looking. Looks so weathered

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by Anonymousreply 238November 25, 2022 1:52 AM

It's a combination of plastic surgery and resting bitch face - though I have no idea if she's a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 1August 24, 2022 10:09 PM

She looks like a Romulan

by Anonymousreply 2August 24, 2022 10:12 PM

She gets that jaw sharpened by her face sharpener in Mexico. Apparently he does lip injections now too but what she REALLY needed is a sulfuric acid skin stripper to get rid of all that sun damage.

by Anonymousreply 3August 24, 2022 10:12 PM

Wow - that's terrible plastic surgery and botox.

I wonder what kind of work has been done in analyzing how the face ages after plastic surgery. You can predict how a face will age normally. But, depending on what work is done and how, I bet there are some very weird outcomes once aging takes hold again since your face probably continue to age "normally" but has been pulled out of shape, so the impact of that natural aging is monstrous.

by Anonymousreply 4August 24, 2022 10:14 PM

Well, she is part lizard.

by Anonymousreply 5August 24, 2022 10:16 PM

All the Kennedy women age like shit

by Anonymousreply 6August 24, 2022 10:16 PM

Don't forget the breast implants.

by Anonymousreply 7August 24, 2022 10:16 PM

R6, because they are long suffering wives who have hubbies that look at women as sex objects or baby makers . Biggest patriarchy family

by Anonymousreply 8August 24, 2022 10:27 PM

Her face looks like it's going to slide off.

by Anonymousreply 9August 24, 2022 10:27 PM

Watch it bitches! I'll cut you to ribbons with my face!

by Anonymousreply 10August 24, 2022 10:28 PM

I thought she was gorgeous when she first started doing the news. Now she looks like Matt Gaetz.

by Anonymousreply 11August 24, 2022 10:29 PM

Lizard woman.

by Anonymousreply 12August 24, 2022 10:30 PM

Have you seen her younger cousin lately? It’s Kennedy genes.

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by Anonymousreply 13August 24, 2022 10:33 PM

Yikes! Maria's looking every bit of 66 and a few more.

by Anonymousreply 14August 24, 2022 10:35 PM

Why can’t she get it together?! She annoys.

by Anonymousreply 15August 24, 2022 10:37 PM

Bitch stole my look!

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by Anonymousreply 16August 24, 2022 10:38 PM

Was it Joan Rivers or a DL wag who asked "why do all the Kennedy women look like they stuck their face in a pencil sharpener?"

by Anonymousreply 17August 24, 2022 10:38 PM

R13, being too thin ages you ,

by Anonymousreply 18August 24, 2022 10:40 PM

All of the Kennedy women get that wrinkled look. They age terribly. The men age rather well.

by Anonymousreply 19August 24, 2022 10:42 PM

Being too fat kills you earlier.

by Anonymousreply 20August 24, 2022 10:42 PM

I Jackie were still alive she would have Caroline bound, gagged, thrown in the trunk of a car and taken for an emergency facelift.

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by Anonymousreply 21August 24, 2022 10:44 PM

She’s waited too long at this point. A facelift should have been done ages ago for best results. Is she a crazy person?

How can she even scrub the dirt out of those folds?

by Anonymousreply 22August 24, 2022 10:48 PM

Maria is a Kennedy and she was married to Arnold Schwarzenegger plus aging and bad bad plastic surgery (all of which is bad unless absolutely medically necessary) left her this way.

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by Anonymousreply 24August 24, 2022 10:56 PM

The Kennedys that died young might have gotten the better end of the deal here.

by Anonymousreply 25August 24, 2022 11:02 PM

What 35 years with a Nazi does to you.

by Anonymousreply 26August 24, 2022 11:04 PM

Have you ever heard her voice? 20-25 years ago I was skiing in Sun Valley and we were in this cafe and while we were waiting we heard this incredibly loud SC-REEE-CHING, nasal voice. It was booming and echoed through the cafe. It could have peeled paint. We were startled so we turned and looked and there was Maria and Ahnold at a corner table. I never forgot it because I couldn't stop thinking how he was smiling calmly, but a little impatiently ( or maybe that's just his face - i don't know) at this ugly, raddled, but also shockingly intolerable sounding woman. I later heard he was fucking his housekeeper and thought "He probably fell on top of her while running at speed to escape Maria's nasal screech!"

by Anonymousreply 27August 24, 2022 11:12 PM

She always looked like a man

by Anonymousreply 28August 24, 2022 11:14 PM

No wonder Arnold fucked the maid

by Anonymousreply 29August 24, 2022 11:15 PM

She doesn't look "unrecognizable".

by Anonymousreply 30August 24, 2022 11:25 PM

Rule #1, Arnold, always look at the mother to see how the wife will turn out...

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by Anonymousreply 31August 24, 2022 11:26 PM

She has a Predator look about her. It’s the eyes and brow.

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by Anonymousreply 32August 24, 2022 11:39 PM

She looks like one of the Mole Men from the Superman tv series.

by Anonymousreply 33August 24, 2022 11:40 PM

Ugly cunts

by Anonymousreply 34August 24, 2022 11:40 PM

R31, Arnold aged like milk 🥛 too. Now do gay men 🥳

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by Anonymousreply 36August 24, 2022 11:42 PM

She looks like Gary Busey in drag.

by Anonymousreply 37August 24, 2022 11:42 PM

Apple head doll

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by Anonymousreply 38August 24, 2022 11:44 PM

She looks horrible. And, why did she dye that gorgeous head of hair of hers?

Her brothers are a great deal more attractive than her and always have been. The Shriver sons are handsome and scandal free.

I highly respect her late parents, but let's face it, Maria is aging worse than Eunice because Eunice never got plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 39August 24, 2022 11:45 PM

She's sharpening her teeth now too, to go after that photographer.

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by Anonymousreply 40August 24, 2022 11:48 PM

She’s phony

by Anonymousreply 41August 24, 2022 11:50 PM

What happened to her eyebrows? Where are they? The missing eyebrows are what make her look evil and inhuman.

by Anonymousreply 42August 24, 2022 11:51 PM

She should show up at a sci-fi convention. A lot of nerdy guys would be into her now that she looks extraterrestrial.

by Anonymousreply 43August 24, 2022 11:52 PM

I think that first photo is photoshopped. Granted she hasn’t aged well, but she looks semi normal in the second photo… actually she looks pretty good in the second photo. Her hand placement in the first photo looks fake.

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by Anonymousreply 45August 24, 2022 11:53 PM

That's photoshopped, she looks like an alien, please.

by Anonymousreply 46August 24, 2022 11:57 PM

R1, she is a bitch. I've posted about her before. She got the face she deserved.

by Anonymousreply 47August 25, 2022 12:04 AM

Whoever did her plastic surgery should be locked up in prison. Her face is a tragedy.

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by Anonymousreply 49August 25, 2022 12:09 AM

OMG I'm literally shocked at her face, especially in the photo on the left.😮

by Anonymousreply 50August 25, 2022 12:29 AM

R47 tell us more. Frankly I don’t really think I’ve read anything about her. Arnold on the other hand…

by Anonymousreply 51August 25, 2022 12:37 AM

The Kennedy's didn't seem to believe in sunblock despite their fair skin.

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by Anonymousreply 53August 25, 2022 12:42 AM

I remember some gossip posted years ago that she is a real tightwad, very stingy with cashiers and others working at places she frequents. Despite her many millions, she often argues with cashiers about the price of a cookie.

by Anonymousreply 54August 25, 2022 12:47 AM

Tacky, r54!

The Irish can’t be helped.

by Anonymousreply 55August 25, 2022 12:49 AM

Girls, this is the NY Post.

They will take any (conservative) horseshit shoveled their way, and won’t fact-check it.

This is a prime example of conservative click-bait.

Regrettably, it seems that it works.

Thanks, OP.

by Anonymousreply 56August 25, 2022 12:49 AM

My friend was the manager of the Planet Hollywood in Beverly Hills. All of the investors got free food- Sly, Arnold, Roseanne, Bruce Willis. They were all very generous tippers.

Maria would call up for a to go order, and pull up in front of the restaurant and start honking her horn until someone came out. Never gave anyone a cent.

by Anonymousreply 57August 25, 2022 12:53 AM

That brow is cromagnon! They can’t do a brow lift or her hairline will be on the top of her head

by Anonymousreply 58August 25, 2022 1:06 AM

Is Arnold the one who made her stingy and evil, or was she born that way?

by Anonymousreply 59August 25, 2022 1:11 AM

Which of the two was the most evil--her or Arnold? And which has aged the worst?

by Anonymousreply 60August 25, 2022 1:11 AM

She was born that way. The Kennedys all think the world owes them everything. She's a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 61August 25, 2022 1:14 AM

I saw her up close about 10 years ago, she hasn’t changed much. I feel like her hair was more gray then. She was teeny tiny.

by Anonymousreply 62August 25, 2022 1:15 AM

She looks like Christy Brinkley's methy cousin from West Virjanya.

by Anonymousreply 63August 25, 2022 1:16 AM

☝🏼R62 Being pinched and anorexic is sure way to look haggard and frightful

by Anonymousreply 64August 25, 2022 1:17 AM

[quote] Maria Shriver looks unrecognizable while visiting new home in Santa Monica

I never knew Snake Mountain was in Santa Monica.

by Anonymousreply 65August 25, 2022 1:18 AM

It looks like there's some sort of clear bandage or filmy... thing... over her entire forehead. Look at the left photo, the bottom left of her forehead (our right). You can see where it ends.

by Anonymousreply 66August 25, 2022 1:36 AM

She looks like an alien. Like out of Star Trek or something. This is one case where a facelift wouldn’t be a bad thing.

by Anonymousreply 67August 25, 2022 1:39 AM

Road map face does seem to be a thing with these women. I always assumed it was the harsh salt air. But then there was Rose, who was early to mid 80s in this pic.

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by Anonymousreply 68August 25, 2022 1:50 AM

And that pic is retouched as hell.

by Anonymousreply 69August 25, 2022 1:55 AM

I'd say photoshopped. She literally has yellow skin and even her hair is yellowish. She looks more normal in the right pic and actually not bad looking.

by Anonymousreply 70August 25, 2022 1:59 AM

I follow Patrick on Instagram. Her face looks like an apple doll.

by Anonymousreply 71August 25, 2022 2:25 AM

She looks like Vulcan in the photos

by Anonymousreply 72August 25, 2022 2:30 AM

Her hair is pulled back, exposing her temples and too much of her forehead. Her hair looks better hanging down the sides of her head.

Arnold married her with his political career in mind.

by Anonymousreply 73August 25, 2022 2:31 AM

Caroline Kennedy is the world's oldest looking person who isn't actually 104.

by Anonymousreply 74August 25, 2022 2:43 AM

When you’re a miserable cunt who comes from an Uber Catholic nasty family, this is what you look like. She is a hateful person. Plastic surgery makes her look like a Star Trek Cling-On. No wonder Arnold was fucking the maid, she’s fat and old but still resembles a human woman.

by Anonymousreply 75August 25, 2022 2:53 AM

She wasn't old and so fat when he was fucking her. Just kinda fug.

by Anonymousreply 76August 25, 2022 2:56 AM

I liked these comments under her picture on twitter.

"Kennedys don't age well"

"Or they don't age at all"

by Anonymousreply 77August 25, 2022 3:03 AM

Someone has to introduce moisturizer and sunscreen to the Kennedys. They walk around like these two basic things haven’t been widely available since at least the 60s . There is no excuse for sun damage unless your parents were irresponsible drunkards who didn’t slather you down with the stuff. Oh.

by Anonymousreply 78August 25, 2022 3:10 AM

R76, neither was a looker.

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by Anonymousreply 79August 25, 2022 3:10 AM

Which one of you all posted this to her Wikipedia entry?

[quote] Shriver announced that she would not return to the news media after the excessive media coverage of the death of Anna Nicole Smith.[14][15] Shriver subsequently returned to the news media.[16][17]

I also found out that she let it be known in 2018 that she had switched her party affiliation to Independent. Keep in mind that after Charlottesville she said:

[quote] In an interview with the Commonwealth Club of California in 2018, Shriver revealed that she had changed her registration from Democrat to independent, stating that there are good people and bad people in both parties.[90]

by Anonymousreply 80August 25, 2022 3:11 AM

R55 Even in recent threads here on DL there's been comments about the way the Irish age... quickly, poorly. As an ethnic group, they wrinkle and droop and grey worse than any other group. Perhaps only matched by the astonishingly quick transformation of slender Slavic woman into humongous washer women with bloated ankles.

Shriver was a friend of Clint Eastwood and Sondra Locke back in the day (was apparently particularly close to Locke)... and when Clint threw Locke out of their house and tried to blackball her, Shriver completely ghosted Locke. She's always been mean as hell....

by Anonymousreply 81August 25, 2022 3:23 AM

She is Cornholio.

She needs TP for her bunghole.

by Anonymousreply 82August 25, 2022 3:26 AM

The Irish have fair skin. It has to be taken care of. No sun, smoking, etc.

by Anonymousreply 83August 25, 2022 3:27 AM

[quote]Someone has to introduce moisturizer and sunscreen to the Kennedys.

This was my reaction - how difficult is it to put some moisturizer on? Did Robert convince them all it causes autism?

by Anonymousreply 84August 25, 2022 3:34 AM

They followed a lifestyle that is especially ruinous for fair skin.

by Anonymousreply 85August 25, 2022 3:37 AM

Caroline photo is shocking! She's not that old is she ? She has the skin of a 90 yr old .

by Anonymousreply 86August 25, 2022 3:37 AM

[quote] the astonishingly quick transformation of slender Slavic woman into humongous washer women with bloated ankles

Fuck you, R81!

by Anonymousreply 87August 25, 2022 3:38 AM

All that I can say after that pic of Caroline Kennedy is that she must be completely devoid of vanity and has the confidence of the rich / higher orders to not go in for cosmetic surgery.

But can I add: “Good grief, Caroline - slap on a little moisturiser at night!”. And sunscreen every morning. I do both, am near her age and grew up under the Australian sun, where she is US Ambassador. I don’t look like that.

Great reports on her performance as Ambassador so far, I might add. Now, back to the scary cousin in Santa Monica.

by Anonymousreply 88August 25, 2022 3:39 AM

All those summers at the Kennedy compound.

by Anonymousreply 89August 25, 2022 3:53 AM

All that money and the Kennedy women can’t afford moisturizer!

by Anonymousreply 90August 25, 2022 4:01 AM

R1 — Just ask the many people working at the state capitol when Arnold was governor. People liked him — very easy going and friendly. She was a different story. Treated people badly. Just nasty. When they learned she was in town, they would disappear.

by Anonymousreply 91August 25, 2022 4:08 AM

I can see the bad skin in the older women, back before sunscreen but there's no excuse for Caroline. I find it hard to believe she doesn't get facials, raised by a mother like Jackie.

by Anonymousreply 92August 25, 2022 4:10 AM

He had her and their maid knocked up at the same time. Sure, he was easygoing and she not that great but not many women would do well in that situation.

by Anonymousreply 93August 25, 2022 4:10 AM

The bastard has nothing to do with Maria being a cunt. She's always been one.

by Anonymousreply 94August 25, 2022 4:19 AM

R96 —exactly!

by Anonymousreply 95August 25, 2022 4:21 AM

I can't wait to see what I have to say that R95 agrees with so strongly!

by Anonymousreply 96August 25, 2022 4:25 AM

Patty the maid looks better than her now.

by Anonymousreply 97August 25, 2022 4:32 AM

The corpse of Patty Andrews looks better than her now.

by Anonymousreply 98August 25, 2022 4:36 AM

I feel like Jackie wouldn’t go for cosmetic surgery either, had she lived longer. Makes me think what JFK. Jr. would have looked like. He was olive skinned, so I’m guessing he would’ve aged well.

by Anonymousreply 99August 25, 2022 4:42 AM

R99, Jackie had a facelift in 1989.

by Anonymousreply 100August 25, 2022 4:46 AM

Jackie had a facelift.

by Anonymousreply 101August 25, 2022 4:52 AM

R100, I had no idea. I was pretty young when she was alive, so I didn’t know much about her. She seemed natural to me. Caroline should consider the facelift.

by Anonymousreply 102August 25, 2022 4:55 AM

[quote] [R1] — Just ask the many people working at the state capitol when Arnold was governor. People liked him — very easy going and friendly. She was a different story. Treated people badly. Just nasty. When they learned she was in town, they would disappear.

Anyone get the impression that Maria’s daughter - the one married to Chris Pratt - is similar? She claps back on social media in regards to public comments about her husband, and she has been unkind to her half-brother (Joesph

by Anonymousreply 103August 25, 2022 4:59 AM

Jackie was smart, to have the bare minimum done- so as to look refreshed rather than a stretched freak.

by Anonymousreply 104August 25, 2022 5:07 AM

@r103, " and she has been unkind to her half-brother (Joesph "

They all have and that sucks that these rich little snobby brats would be so unkind to Joseph. They knew him, they grew up with him, but the way they all snubbed him when they found out he was their brother is unforgivable. They forgave Arnold, probably because he's loaded, but still snub Joseph. They suck 😠

by Anonymousreply 105August 25, 2022 5:21 AM

Looking at Caroline reminds me of something I apparently did when I was three or four.

When my mum was talking to some truly ancient woman in the ‘70s while I waited impatiently, I loudly stage-whispered, “Mummy, why does she have cracks on her face?”

by Anonymousreply 106August 25, 2022 5:22 AM

I think Patrick has been seen with Joseph. I can’t totally blame them, it’s not the spawn’s fault, but it is a hard pill to swallow.

by Anonymousreply 107August 25, 2022 5:25 AM

Does Caroline spend most of her days in in an apple cellar? She looks like Mother.

by Anonymousreply 108August 25, 2022 5:33 AM

r104 her 2nd or 3rd facelift WAYYYYYYYY stretched out her upper face, leaving her looking like dracula ith hyper surprised pointed brows. She basically wore sunglasses and disappeared for a year until it settled/ got fixed.

by Anonymousreply 109August 25, 2022 5:50 AM

She looks like the female cenobite from Hellraiser in a Party City wig.

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by Anonymousreply 110August 25, 2022 5:51 AM

@r107, Yes, Patrick is the only one who's made some attempts at a relationship with Joseph, but holding the bastard child responsible for their dad's infidelity while forgiving their dad is so, I don't know, 19th century

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by Anonymousreply 112August 25, 2022 6:02 AM

Both brothers have been photographed with the half brother.

by Anonymousreply 113August 25, 2022 6:11 AM

^ Well, that's mighty white of them 🙄

Why can't the girls be as magnanimous?

by Anonymousreply 114August 25, 2022 6:16 AM

Patrick is as entitled and vile as the rest. He doesn't get a pass because he's cute, and wears $750 sports shirts.

by Anonymousreply 115August 25, 2022 6:26 AM

[quote] Was it Joan Rivers or a DL wag who asked "why do all the Kennedy women look like they stuck their face in a pencil sharpener?"

There was a longstanding DL joke for years that Maria Shriver went to a special face sharpener in Mexico recommended by her mother Eunice.

by Anonymousreply 116August 25, 2022 6:26 AM

She looks like Nastassja Kinski when she transforms into a cat in Cat People.

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by Anonymousreply 117August 25, 2022 6:56 AM

[quote]Even in recent threads here on DL there's been comments about the way the Irish age... quickly, poorly. As an ethnic group, they wrinkle and droop and grey worse than any other group. Perhaps only matched by the astonishingly quick transformation of slender Slavic woman into humongous washer women with bloated ankles.

Because in the fantasy mind of Datalounger Eldergays, only WASP/Nordic women are immune to time. They have bright halos around their golden hair and ONE DAY, GOD PERMITTING they will stretch out a perfectly WHITE arm and tell the eldergay men who worship them that THEY ARE THE CHOSEN and take them up to Heaven.

There will be no more white adjacents, in this new supernatural world, only WASP cocktail parties with the heavenly Brooke Astor and CZ Guest. Truman Capote by appointment.

by Anonymousreply 118August 25, 2022 7:39 AM

Your father fucked the maid, had a kid with her and pretended that everything was normal for 20 fucking years? FUCK HIM.

Fathers have died for less.

by Anonymousreply 119August 25, 2022 7:47 AM

Maybe some bangs to cover up that shriveled up five-head might help?

by Anonymousreply 120August 25, 2022 8:15 AM

More like a 5-6-7-8 head.

by Anonymousreply 121August 25, 2022 8:17 AM

I don't know that I've ever seen someone become top heavy in the forehead before.

by Anonymousreply 122August 25, 2022 8:18 AM

I'm impressed and shocked at Caroline's face. I'm reminded of Princess Caroline of Monaco who also looks like a prune.

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by Anonymousreply 123August 25, 2022 8:24 AM

Except that Caroline of Hanover is still beautiful since letting her hair go grey and resisting the Botox and fillers. But that comes from a) being fundamentally beautiful and b) having the confidence through her background to embrace the ageing process rather than running away from it.

by Anonymousreply 124August 25, 2022 8:40 AM

Some guy I was used to work with once told us about being in line for the Dumbo ride at Disneyland and being vips her and Arnold and the kids were allowed straight on the ride with no wait which fair enough I suppose but then when the ride ended insisted they get a second ride.

by Anonymousreply 125August 25, 2022 8:41 AM

She looks like that young ape from planet of the apes.

by Anonymousreply 126August 25, 2022 8:44 AM

I correct myself she looks like Chaka from Land of the Lost.

by Anonymousreply 127August 25, 2022 8:54 AM

In time, Maria will look like her mother.

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by Anonymousreply 128August 25, 2022 9:14 AM

It is clear Marias favorite DAUGHTER is Patrick...She looks like the Mom who thinks she is "cool" because her son is gay. Meanwhile her morbidly obese son gets ignored.

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by Anonymousreply 129August 25, 2022 10:06 AM

It occurs to me that all the people who overdo plastic surgery end up having this weird look.

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by Anonymousreply 130August 25, 2022 10:19 AM

She married a Nazi, her face is the least bad thing about her.

by Anonymousreply 131August 25, 2022 10:19 AM

The fat son is tragic. Maybe Maria would have loved him more if he was prettier and gayer than Patrick?

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by Anonymousreply 132August 25, 2022 10:22 AM

If I recall correctly, when Maria was reporting for 'Dateline', they'd many times shoot her from above. (They also did the same with Stone Phillips.) Wasn't Maria a weekend anchor on 'Today' in her youth? Savannah Guthrie, here's your future.

by Anonymousreply 133August 25, 2022 11:52 AM

Is that Natalie Morales?

by Anonymousreply 134August 25, 2022 11:58 AM

He’s on longer obese R132.

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by Anonymousreply 136August 25, 2022 4:49 PM

Sandra Locke said that everyone ghosted her after Eastwood dumped her and locked her out of their house but Maria was the only one who expressed sympathy and apologized for not openly siding with her. Not much in Shriver's favor, but the only positive thing I've read about her. Locke knew it was because Arnold was just starting his political career and Shriver had to follow orders. Women will abandon a female friend who gets dumped in a heartbeat, they fear it's contagious.

by Anonymousreply 137August 25, 2022 4:54 PM

I saw her once walking in Manhattan, very mannish, self-important stride, she knows who she is and is working it. Wore a dreadful sort of print flowered dress.

by Anonymousreply 138August 25, 2022 5:13 PM

Maria has been dating political analyst Matthew Dowd for a few years now.

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by Anonymousreply 139August 25, 2022 6:52 PM

Surprised by the Matthew Dowd - Maria Shriver link. Dowd seems level-headed and is not unattractive. Why would he slum with a creature-looking, monstrous has-been?

by Anonymousreply 140August 25, 2022 7:28 PM

Wrinkles and all, I think Caroline Kennedy is far more attractive than Caroline from Hanover.

by Anonymousreply 141August 25, 2022 7:45 PM

I remember the ‘04 GOP convention when Arnold spoke & Maria & the kids were in the audience. When Arnold spoke in non-partisan platitudes, Maria & the kids clapped. But the moment Arnold got partisan, Maria stopped her kids from applauding.

by Anonymousreply 142August 25, 2022 7:48 PM

[quote]She looks like an alien. Like out of Star Trek or something. This is one case where a facelift wouldn’t be a bad thing.

We could give her the *illusion* of beauty, if that's what she wants.

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by Anonymousreply 143August 25, 2022 7:51 PM

People like Maria are always charming to those they perceive as their equals or above. But they are cunts to everyone else. It doesn't take that much effort to be pleasant to everyone. Maria gots hers big time when Arnold had a kid with the maid. I would LOVE to have heard her days long tirade when she found out.

by Anonymousreply 144August 25, 2022 7:52 PM

That's a MAN, baby!

by Anonymousreply 145August 25, 2022 8:00 PM

@r144, 😂 I'm sure she was more upset about WHO Arnold had an affair with than the fact that he had an affair

by Anonymousreply 146August 25, 2022 8:09 PM

When a lady has just gotten off a UFO 🛸, is it not a courtesy on your planet to give them an hour for hair & makeup?

by Anonymousreply 147August 25, 2022 8:13 PM

Looks like she's wearing prosthetics for to play a horror monster wtf.

by Anonymousreply 148August 25, 2022 8:13 PM

I feel sorry for the fat son. Imagine being that fat and having Arnold as your father. It must be torture.

by Anonymousreply 149August 25, 2022 9:47 PM

It's interesting that the child who resembles Arnold most and has his physicality is the "bastard" child of the maid. His genes and the maid's genes worked together much better than his genes and Maria's genes.

by Anonymousreply 150August 25, 2022 9:49 PM

Maria looks like an extraterrestrial trying to disguise itself as human.

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by Anonymousreply 151August 25, 2022 9:50 PM

@r149, Probably the reason he is fat. Finding out your childhood friend is your brother and your dad likes him better sent him right into the arms of Little Debbie

by Anonymousreply 152August 25, 2022 9:51 PM

She was kind of sort of cute in her youth, as far as female Kennedys go. God knows none of the Kennedy women** have ever been beauties.

**Biological Kennedy women, not those who married into the family.

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by Anonymousreply 153August 25, 2022 9:52 PM

What causes that affect in the image at R151 ? It appears as if her eyes have recessed into her head, and her forehead is massive and has less wrinkles than a baby's behind. She does look very much like she should be aboard the Starship Enterprize and getting it on with Warf.

by Anonymousreply 154August 25, 2022 9:54 PM

^ I think it's the result of a lot of surgery trying to counter the Kennedy curse of tuning into a prune post 60

by Anonymousreply 155August 25, 2022 10:17 PM

Botox is well-known to create a smooth forehead.

by Anonymousreply 156August 25, 2022 10:45 PM

No greater patriarchal family than the Kennedys . Women were baby machines or the sexy mistress.

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by Anonymousreply 158August 26, 2022 12:10 AM

R150, hardly

by Anonymousreply 159August 26, 2022 12:46 AM

It's easy to laugh now, but once as Catwoman she kidnaps Chad and Jeremy things will turn dark pretty quickly

by Anonymousreply 160August 26, 2022 12:51 AM

R105, realistically Maria's kids have no reason to have an interest in Arnold's son, Joseph.

Joseph's mom and dad created a toxic environment for Maria's kids as they were growing up and sadly Joseph has to live with the consequences of their actions.

by Anonymousreply 161August 26, 2022 1:15 AM

Invasion of the Face Snatchers

by Anonymousreply 162August 26, 2022 1:17 AM

Do you think the kids would have felt better if the maid was some white Russian or Polish bitch, R114?

by Anonymousreply 163August 26, 2022 1:20 AM

Was Joseph's mom married as well- a cheating whore?

by Anonymousreply 164August 26, 2022 1:21 AM

R114, life isn't a telenovela.

by Anonymousreply 165August 26, 2022 1:21 AM

R164, yes, she cheated on her husband and passed Joseph off as his son. She definitely got around.

by Anonymousreply 166August 26, 2022 1:22 AM

She resembles a younger Christie Brinkley.

by Anonymousreply 167August 26, 2022 1:23 AM

More power to the boys if they are accepting Joseph. Maybe they are doing it because they love their father.

by Anonymousreply 168August 26, 2022 1:26 AM

That family made a pact with the Devil long, long ago.

by Anonymousreply 169August 26, 2022 1:28 AM

R168, being photographed with someone doesn't mean they have accepted him. Maybe they have. Maybe they haven't.

They share a biological father so they may run into each other sometimes.

Let's see if they invite him to their family events in the future.

by Anonymousreply 170August 26, 2022 1:30 AM

R168, the kids aren't obligated to be involved in a relationship they don't want to be in. Arnold and Joseph's mom destroyed their family and cast a dark cloud over their childhood.

The only one who is obligated to have a relationship with Joseph is Arnold.

by Anonymousreply 171August 26, 2022 1:33 AM

This bitch has to get her face detailed once a month just to keep clean.

by Anonymousreply 172August 26, 2022 1:35 AM

Don't be ridiculous. Why turn your back on a biological brother? Kennedys are all gutter rats anyway. Maria was done wrong - big deal. She didn't have to raise her children to feel better than anyone. The ONLY one to blame is the rather charming Arnold.

by Anonymousreply 173August 26, 2022 1:36 AM

R173, one reason would be to avoid contact with Joseph's mom.

by Anonymousreply 174August 26, 2022 1:38 AM

Grow up, R174. Joseph's mother was a victim in this situation too. What a power imbalance.

by Anonymousreply 175August 26, 2022 1:41 AM

Even the maid's own sister thought the maid was awful. The sister also worked for Arnold and Maria.

by Anonymousreply 176August 26, 2022 1:41 AM

Mildred is nothing to look at, but she dresses like a hoochie mama. They must love her in Bakersfield.

by Anonymousreply 177August 26, 2022 1:41 AM

Bill Burr - Brilliant riff on Arnold Schwarzenegger and his Gold Digging Maid

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by Anonymousreply 178August 26, 2022 1:43 AM

Evidently, the sister didn't mind money and gifts from Arnold. They're both whores.

by Anonymousreply 179August 26, 2022 1:50 AM

[quote] Why turn your back on a biological brother?

What about Mariah Carey's two children? Mariah's ex-husband (father of M's children) has now fathered something like 8 children with 8 different women. I could understand if Mariah and her children don't want to be close to all of these half-sisters and half-brothers.

by Anonymousreply 180August 26, 2022 1:53 AM

Mariah and Nick weren't married long. Mariah loves no one. Neither she or her children reside in REALITY. Nick has child number TEN on the way. The vagina calls him as he says.

The Maria and Arnold situation is totally different. One half brother. Born of the family home. From their beloved father. Arnold is not some dog and the maid had rather simple dreams. Maria is the one who left with 200 million dollars. She is a lifelong skeleton. She made out OK. She still has Oprah.

by Anonymousreply 181August 26, 2022 1:58 AM

Her hair looks so damaged too.

by Anonymousreply 182August 26, 2022 2:01 AM

[quote] Arnold and Joseph's mom destroyed their family and cast a dark cloud over their childhood.



by Anonymousreply 183August 26, 2022 2:08 AM

Arnold was cheating on her left, right and sideways when they married. He fucked many of his female co-stars.

I used to have sympathy for her because she was married to a pig, but that evaporated when the gossip came out about how awful she is to people. And supposedly Eunice told her to forgive Arnold for his numerous affairs "Because you love him".

The maid shit was shocking. Not so much because she was a maid, but Arnold had cream of the crop pussy, and let's just put it nicely, this woman was not on the level of a Sharon Stone.

by Anonymousreply 184August 26, 2022 2:09 AM

Arnold also probably has other kids not known to the public.

by Anonymousreply 185August 26, 2022 2:13 AM

She wasn't on the level of Sharon Osbourne.

by Anonymousreply 186August 26, 2022 2:21 AM

She wasn't on the level of Ozzy Osbourne.

by Anonymousreply 187August 26, 2022 2:26 AM

Maria is besties with Susan Saint James and Oprah Winfrey.

Here she is at Susan's Walk of Fame ceremony

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by Anonymousreply 188August 26, 2022 2:26 AM

They need more melanin in that family. A LOT more.

by Anonymousreply 189August 26, 2022 2:32 AM

You guys can make fun of Mildred (mom of Joseph), but IMO, Joseph is the best-looking child of Arnold and he seems sweet, as well.

by Anonymousreply 190August 26, 2022 2:35 AM

When RFK was killed , the young boy Kennedy cousins were shuffled off to prestigious summer camps and the girls ( including Maria ) went to church all day ardently praying for Bobby’s soul .

by Anonymousreply 191August 26, 2022 2:37 AM

I think Patrick is much more handsome that Joseph, but then I'm not into the body builder look. Plus, I could have a chance with him. Joseph is definitely straight.

by Anonymousreply 192August 26, 2022 2:49 AM

She looks like Beavis or Butthead.

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by Anonymousreply 193August 26, 2022 2:52 AM

Catholics make the best sinner/saints and none did it better than a Kennedy. Maria is probably a good friend and not bad mom. But she's HUNGRY and mean to all the little people. Like all Kennedys she has a totally unearned air of superiority. Arnold was a preening peaCOCK for most of is life. She wanted him. Turns out he is a charming man of the people. With a big dick. And some pig valves for a heart.

It all comes out in the wash Maria. Ask Mildred.

Maria would benefit from some facial feminization surgery. Or bangs.

by Anonymousreply 194August 26, 2022 2:55 AM

Looks like she filled her face too full of fillers. I read that stuff never truly dissolves, so I wonder what a lot of the celebrities that started fillers young will look like.

by Anonymousreply 195August 26, 2022 2:58 AM

She looks like that Borg character woman.

by Anonymousreply 196August 26, 2022 2:59 AM

I like the name Mildred, so she has my vote.

The Kennedy’s have airs way above their station.

by Anonymousreply 197August 26, 2022 3:04 AM


by Anonymousreply 198August 26, 2022 3:05 AM

[quote]She wasn't on the level of Sharon Osbourne.

[quote]She wasn't on the level of Ozzy Osbourne.

She wasn't at the level of [italic]Jack[/italic] Osbourne.

She was at the level of Kelly Osbourne, however.

by Anonymousreply 199August 26, 2022 3:05 AM

The temple areas of your face hollow out as you age. That's when fillers come into play. Hence, the balloon faces of Maria Shriver and Madonna. It's even worse if your eyes are close-set.

by Anonymousreply 200August 26, 2022 3:50 AM

Her eyes are sunk so far back that they might as well be in the exact center of her head.

by Anonymousreply 201August 26, 2022 3:57 AM

As grand as they all pretend to be, having a love child with a trashy Guatemalan maid is trailer park level.

by Anonymousreply 202August 26, 2022 7:22 AM

r167 = Billy Joel

by Anonymousreply 203August 26, 2022 7:32 AM

Nothing very grand about Arnold.

by Anonymousreply 204August 26, 2022 8:01 AM

This makes me sad for Joseph... ☹️

"Despite the attitude from his half-siblings, Joseph is yet to speak about it. Instead, he tries to connect to them via social media. Mildred's son follows his half-siblings' on Instagram and comments now and then, but none of them has returned the gesture.

Even though he was not invited to Katherine's luxury wedding, Joseph shared a loving comment under her post, signifying his happiness for the new couple."

"Congratulations!' he commented, under his username, 'Projoe2', adding two love hearts and a bottle of champagne emoji. "

That Christian hypocrite, Kathrine and her jack ass husband, Chris Pratt, have no business thumping their Bibles at anyone 😠

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by Anonymousreply 205August 26, 2022 8:32 AM

[quote]Mariah and Nick weren't married long. Mariah loves no one. Neither she or her children reside in REALITY. Nick has child number TEN on the way. The vagina calls him as he says.

[quote]The Maria and Arnold situation is totally different. One half brother. Born of the family home. From their beloved father. Arnold is not some dog and the maid had rather simple dreams. Maria is the one who left with 200 million dollars. She is a lifelong skeleton. She made out OK. She still has Oprah.

Oh hi Ancient White Fags Troll! An old fat white Canuck in his fifties or sixties pretending to be an American urban black male in his 30s. You were outed awhile ago on the Shania Twain thread.

Hint: You sound nothing like an American black man in his 30s. Your vernacular is all off. Even a white American could easily mimic Black American vernacular.

by Anonymousreply 206August 26, 2022 8:34 AM

I actually like seeing wrinkles on people. I’m so sick of fake, plastic, self-absorbed, people. Wrinkles are real and people who don’t give a fuck if they get crows feet and lip lines have my admiration.

Some celebrity said they wouldn’t sky dive because it would wrinkle their skin. Some are afraid to smile for fear of lines—Victoria Beckham I think.

by Anonymousreply 207August 26, 2022 8:45 AM

Maria and Matthew Dowd have split, so she's back on the market.

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by Anonymousreply 208August 26, 2022 11:32 AM

Eunice didn't age as horribly and quickly as her daughter. Maria was looking like a raisin in her late 40s.

by Anonymousreply 209August 26, 2022 11:36 AM

That is the ancient RACIST white fag itself at R206. Ban it. F&F. ITS INSANE.

by Anonymousreply 210August 26, 2022 6:16 PM

R206 thinks urban means "ghetto." Cuz he's an old racist white fat f@g!!

Laugh at him - he has about 6 different DL accounts and posts CRAZY shite all day and nite. Talks to himself too.

We don't go for the vernacular in the ghetto.

by Anonymousreply 211August 26, 2022 6:22 PM

Maria is such a hypocrite.

When the OJ double murder story broke, she stood atop a ladder to get a better look into OJ's estate for NBC.

A month earler, she literally pushed aside journalists outside Aunt Jackie's 5th Avenue apartment the evening Jackie died as she exited the building.

by Anonymousreply 212August 26, 2022 6:45 PM

It is refreshing to not see those "tight heads" as Mel Gibson likes to call plastic surgery subscribers r207. I had to do a double take on Caroline's face and Maria's face (posted at r208) - Maria's face almost looks like a Halloween mask and I don't mean that in a nasty way but the eyes, the mouth, the scowl the grey hue of the skin, her whole face looks kind of ...frightening. Caroline's face is like crinkled paper.

Caroline Kennedy reminds me of Hazel McCallion who served as Mayor of Mississauga from 1978 to 2014. She's 101 years old. Mind you, Hazel's face was already pretty wrinkled back in the day but Caroline's face is looking like a 90 year old's face. Horrible genetics.

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by Anonymousreply 213August 28, 2022 7:27 PM

Honestly it's about what I'd expect. She's "only" 66, but she's always seemed like she starved herself which helps lead to that look.

by Anonymousreply 214August 28, 2022 7:40 PM

Just a divorced Catholic frau. Bad/not completely recovered facelift?

Maybe she wants to look like Eunice.

by Anonymousreply 215August 28, 2022 7:46 PM

R140 Are you kidding? Matthew Dowd is bald and deeply average looking. Amazing someone like that can get a Kennedy.

by Anonymousreply 216August 28, 2022 7:54 PM

It's funny, because one of my friends spent a lot of time with the Kennedy women over the years- Eunice, Ethel and I'm forgetting the others. She said most of them were messes when it came to dressing and grooming. Always a run in nylons, clothes with tags still on, chipped nail polish- something.

by Anonymousreply 217August 28, 2022 7:57 PM

Joseph seems the most like a chip off the old block, exudes energy and drive. He’s jacked, a Pepperdine graduate, and appears to do both real estate and some showbiz. I bet Arnold is pretty proud of him, which must frost the half-siblings.

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by Anonymousreply 218August 28, 2022 8:05 PM

When your husband fucks the help, and the woman is fuglier than fugly, it probably destroys your self confidence.

by Anonymousreply 219August 28, 2022 8:12 PM

Joseph Baena is going to be on one of those "Dancing with the Stars" shows (per DM). Hope he wears some tight pants!

by Anonymousreply 220August 28, 2022 8:22 PM

Maria knew Arnold was fucking anything with a pussy for years.

by Anonymousreply 221August 28, 2022 8:30 PM

OP-In the photo on the left she looks like Madeleine Sherwood from the Flying Nun.

by Anonymousreply 222August 28, 2022 8:31 PM

[quote]I remember some gossip posted years ago that she is a real tightwad, very stingy with cashiers and others working at places she frequents. Despite her many millions, she often argues with cashiers about the price of a cookie.

Years ago, I read this bitchy book by some woman that worked for Rose & she said Eunice was always stiffing people; writing checks that bounced, failing to pay people, etc. Not excusing that behavior, but dealing roughly with the "little people" seems to run in the family. The youngest son (the former fatty) seems "off"; he always seems to have sort of a blank, shambling look about him. I wonder if he has mental health/brain injury issues. Not that you have to be like Princess Patrick, but that kid doesn't appear to be all there. If that's true, that's even further insult to injury that the maid's son is a cut kid, while her son is Sloth.

I actually don't think Caroline looks too bad; I'll bet she's had some work done, but she's never really been a beauty, so she seems to be doing okay.

by Anonymousreply 223August 28, 2022 8:34 PM

Wow. She looks like Caitlyn. 😒

by Anonymousreply 224August 28, 2022 8:46 PM

Maria got her "200 million plus" from Arnold in their divorce!!

Jackie Onassis had 1 good facelift done after 40 yrs old, Joan Rivers always joked that Jackie looked like"ET without make-up", but at a dinner party at the ex-wife, Joan said that's how you do it in Jackie's world.

by Anonymousreply 225August 28, 2022 8:53 PM

Maria's face is karma. I strongly believe in it, and yes, it can ravage your looks. But judging by her swollen arms and bulging veins, she's dealing with some health issues. Possibly pulmonary related.

by Anonymousreply 226August 28, 2022 9:26 PM

R221 is correct. Remember all the complaints about him before the #metoo movement? Rumors that existed when they were dating. Also, there was a lawsuit or charges pending against him sometime back. Their marriage was called into question, so shortly thereafter she turns up pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 227August 28, 2022 10:28 PM

That was Ethel, not Eunice. @223

by Anonymousreply 228November 24, 2022 1:03 PM

Already mentioned but bears repeating, this bitch doesn't tip servers anywhere ever and is a raging seething bitch to anyone she deems beneath her.

by Anonymousreply 229November 24, 2022 1:50 PM

R74...Olivia d eHavilland, at age 104, had much better skin.

by Anonymousreply 230November 24, 2022 6:57 PM

If anything, the Kennedy women all have/had very thick, good hair. All the Kennedys do...

by Anonymousreply 231November 24, 2022 7:02 PM

Her eyes always looked sunken. Does she EVER look like miles and miles of bad road! JFC!

by Anonymousreply 232November 24, 2022 7:05 PM

R231, And they all appeared to have kept their teeth to the end.

by Anonymousreply 233November 24, 2022 8:48 PM

Not good genes for the Kennedy women. Here is cousin Caroline:

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by Anonymousreply 234November 24, 2022 9:31 PM

Never used sunscreen..^^

by Anonymousreply 235November 24, 2022 9:49 PM

R234, That Hyannisport sun is brutal.

by Anonymousreply 236November 25, 2022 12:30 AM

Obviously plotting her takeover of Eternia and the destruction of her mortal enemy, He-Man!

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by Anonymousreply 237November 25, 2022 12:33 AM

R234 holy shit - my fucking grandmother didn’t look like that when she croaked at 95.

And she was (mostly) Irish too, so there goes that theory. She didn’t have a jaw that could crack walnuts, though.

Incidentally, I always thought Courtney Thorne Smith looked like a Kennedy - but much prettier.

by Anonymousreply 238November 25, 2022 1:52 AM
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