Celebrities that look like witches?

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THIS actress...

It’s WHO, not THAT, you fat fucking whore!

This one.

Sarah Jessica Parker owns this thread

Keith Richards.

Tom Petty.

Tom Petty.

Bonnie Raitt.

Bette.

Meg Foster

Lorde

Florence Welch

Ezra Miller

[quote]R2: THIS actress...

Bonnie Aarons was in 'Mulholland Drive' as the 'man behind Winkie's Diner.' Scariest fucking thing in that movie.

Anna Kendrick and her can opener face.

Anjelica Huston

Cher

Ann Coulter

Norma Shearer

Forgotten me already, bitches?

Ted Cruz

Paul Lynde

R21, what features do you think makes Ted Cruz look like a witch?

Madonna. Witch face. Now she’s more alien face.

All of them!

R24, what features make Madonna look like a witch? And why? Just wondering.

Madonna

Madonna has a hard looking nose, which automatically makes any woman look witch like.

Steven Tyler

Linda Leven

Linda Leven

^ Therea new ghoul in town 🎵

The late artist, Rachel Rosenthal.

[quote] [R21], what features do you think makes Ted Cruz look like a witch?

Mostly the nose, lips and ears

Boo!

Beyoncé’s mama

Vera Wang. Yoko Ono.

Tilda Swinton.

Winona R, the pretty witch

Donatella Versace. Diane Von Furstenberg

Gaga

Gagag

Madonna

Celebrities WHO look like witches!! Who, who, WHO you stupid prostitution whore OP!!! People who, things that!!!

What is wrong with Madonna's nose? What features? I'm curious to know because I don't see anything wrong with it.

Post pictures so I can see what you mean.

Thanks

It's hooked and has flared nostrils

R46, I don't see it

I love Madge’s look in high school - total witch vibes:

You don't have to see it it's there

Ellen

Madonna had quite a honker in her youth which made her look like a witch. There was only so much that plastic surgeons could do without drastically altering her singing voice, so instead they gradually enlarged her face over the years with various fillers and implants in order to make her nose look small in comparison, and thus less “witchy.” As you can see, the work of the surgeons paid off!

the "just wondering" freak.

[quote]Linda Leven

R31, I was about to have an Oh Dear moment because I've never heard of Linda Leven and Linda Lavin would be a perfectly good response.

Madonna.

Geddy Lee from Rush.

Seriously. Just put a pointed on him.

R56 He reminds me of Joey Ramone who I’m convinced was an actual witch, albeit a butch one.

Hermione Gingold

Landa Liven

Avant garde singer Diamanda Galas.

Kimberly Guilfoyle, I don't know if she looks more like a witch or a gargoyle.

^ Gargoyle, but witch, bitch or cunt will do

The look of some witches can be deceiving

M…..

Madonna has the most perfect nose ever

This hag with a face only someone with an equally black soul could love.

^^^^^^ what is that thing.!

Does anyone think Madonna has a big nose? Just wondering

It’s tremendous!

[quote]Madonna has the most perfect nose ever

Are you serious? Madonna looks exactly like her father.

Madonna looks like Silvio Ciccone in drag!

Madonna looks like Marlene Dietrich

Madonna’s father wins this thread.

Ted Cruz was perfect as Grandpa Munster.

R74 Haha, so he does, but that clip is kind of ironic since the Munsters were actually a wholesome family who were targets of bigotry and discrimination, while their conservative neighbors were the true monsters in the show.

Sylvia Miles

Witchiepoo

Demi Lovato

This fug freak, Kellyanne Conway.

Bump

Eighty posts and no mention of the most famous witch of all?

Look LIKE witches, OP?

Every single one of them "that" IS a witch necessarily looks like one.

Or are you bigoted and dangerous to our peace?

Not smart. For what should be obvious reasons.A.H.

Ezra Miller

Lauren Lapkus

James Corden looks like he ate multiple witches.

Elsa Manchester

Lisa Marie (Tim Burton's ex gf)

Holly Hunter in The Piano

Roseanne Barr

Lilli Taylor

Idina Menzel and Celine Dion

[quote]Elsa Manchester

The actress who was married to Charles Maughton?

Elsa could be a bitchy witch.

Clooney's anorexic beard.

Don't forget about me!

Idina Menzel

Not a celebrity, but the is an actual fashion model. She looks like a witch.

This photo is from a makeup ad campaign.

Asturd Gilbeto

Lady “Endora” G

Is it just me or is the witch trope not so vaguely antisemitic. Because Laura Loomer? Classic witch face.

Natasha McElhone.

Astrud Gilberto never looked like a witch. She's in her 80s now,. Perhaps she looks like a witch now.

Astrud at the height of her fame.

Uma Thurman

I'll get you!

Mary Holland has odd face shape and her eyes are a bit creepy. She's bound to play a witch or a serial killer in a horror movie at some point.

Betty Gilpin also has the serial killer look.

Amy Poehler looks like a medieval French whore witch who also sold cured meats on the side. An active soul in any age, Amy compounded depressants and drowned her sleeping johns. She’d then rob them of money, linen, meat, hair, and leather. She had many cats.

Wow, I forgot DL fave Somers Farkas. Someone please give this woman a nice pastrami sandwich, with a huge side of fries, coleslaw and pickles.

Somers with her teeny husband Jonathan.

Rosie DePalma.

Christine “I’m not a witch” O’Donnell

A good witch????

Marta Plupton

Billy Porter

Patina Miller

[quote]Marta Plupton

WHO?

Steven Tyler

R111 not a witch so much as he looks like Sheryl Crow.

Agnes "Endora" Moorehead - whether young or old, she had the nose and the cheekbones.

A young Agnes Moorehead.

Steven Tyler looks NOTHING like Sheryl Crow. WTF are some of you smoking?

Big Wynonna

Kimberly Guilfoyle dressed as one.

Meghan Markle

She's been channeling Morticia Addams for years.

And, in fairness, her stepmother-in-law.

Stay in your own lane, R118, and stick to the hundreds of "We hate Meghan Markle" threads on DL.

Meghan Markle is a celebrity. This thread's title is about celebrities. This IS the right Lane. Meghan's bad hair is her problem, not mine.

Kim Field

Janet Jackson

Please don't list celebrities who've had tons of plastic surgeries which make them look 'witchy'. List only celebrities who truly resemble stereotypical witches.

You sure don't need to have dark hair to look like a witch.

Pretty sure these Olsen creeps are participating in some occult rituals, because they are super wealthy and their The Row clothing designs are pure garbage. Or they are casting spells on their wealthy clients, which causes them to spend thousands on one ugly coat.

Noel Fielding

I've always thought Jizzelle looked like a witch. That horse face sure doesn't help.

Jizzelle has good hair, that's about it.

Maleifacent

What's with all the submissions of Maleficent?! She IS a witch, it's not fair.

It's like asking which celebrities look like fairy-tale princesses and shouting Snow White! Aurora!

'Look LIKE"

Not ARE.

Malfificent

Beenie Feildsten

DJT.

DJT looks like rotting orange.

R131 INCORRECT!

DJT being male cannot look like a witch: only a warlock.

Only the term is a bit too, er, how can I put this: testosterone-ish to suit DJT.

What does one call a eunuch warlock?

Come on, DLers, I know this is in your pay grade.

Judy Collins

Adele Dazeem

Informative

Jamie Lynn Spears.

Jerry Hall

Krystin Chewnoith

Peenielopee Cruz

Monet Xchange

Marsha Blackburn looks, tweets, and votes like one.

[quote] Madonna. Witch face. Now she’s more alien face.

I actually get more burn victim.

Our Blossom

[quote]DJT being male cannot look like a witch: only a warlock.

Isn’t a warlock technically a male witch? Apples and oranges.

Does it really matter? DJT is an ugly rancid POS, it doesn’t matter WTF you call that orange freak. He's ugly inside and out. He has such a punchable annoying face.

How is he still alive, especially with all the garbage he eats?

Trump be an orange witch.

Witchy Megan Fox.

Billie Hayes.

No, R148, NOT celebrities who portrayed witches, celebrities who LOOK like witches.

I swear, either some posters here are just plain dense or trolling.

Maggie Hamilton

Elvera

R48 At first glance, thought you wrote Billy Mays. I had my glasses off.

Meant R148, not 48.^

Resting witch face.

R48 What "witch vibes"? She just looks mildly brainless, like most teenagers.

R154 Hey! Patti's a good witch!

Rain Phoenix, but I think she's going for that.

The older the lady gets…..

Beth henny Frankel

Christina Ricci with her big eyes and bobble head looks like a witches’ poppet.

OT, but recently I find out from digging in local archival texts that a 19th C. witch stoning happened in the village I grew up in. The cool twist is that the accused sued the mob who came after her, and won!