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Celebrities that look like witches?

Can be from any/all eras...

by Anonymousreply 132November 29, 2022 12:08 AM

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by Anonymousreply 1August 13, 2022 1:25 AM

THIS actress...

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by Anonymousreply 2August 13, 2022 1:34 AM

It’s WHO, not THAT, you fat fucking whore!

by Anonymousreply 3August 13, 2022 1:38 AM

This one.

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by Anonymousreply 4August 13, 2022 1:58 AM

Sarah Jessica Parker owns this thread

by Anonymousreply 5August 13, 2022 2:29 AM

Keith Richards.

by Anonymousreply 6August 13, 2022 2:30 AM

Tom Petty.

by Anonymousreply 7August 13, 2022 2:32 AM

Tom Petty.

by Anonymousreply 8August 13, 2022 2:33 AM

Bonnie Raitt.

by Anonymousreply 9August 13, 2022 2:36 AM


by Anonymousreply 10August 13, 2022 2:37 AM

Meg Foster


Florence Welch

by Anonymousreply 11August 13, 2022 2:44 AM

Ezra Miller

by Anonymousreply 12August 13, 2022 2:49 AM

[quote]R2: THIS actress...

Bonnie Aarons was in 'Mulholland Drive' as the 'man behind Winkie's Diner.' Scariest fucking thing in that movie.

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by Anonymousreply 13August 13, 2022 2:50 AM

Anna Kendrick and her can opener face.

by Anonymousreply 14August 13, 2022 2:59 AM

Anjelica Huston

by Anonymousreply 15August 13, 2022 3:02 AM
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by Anonymousreply 16August 13, 2022 3:06 AM


by Anonymousreply 17August 13, 2022 3:08 AM

Ann Coulter

by Anonymousreply 18August 13, 2022 3:10 AM

Norma Shearer

by Anonymousreply 19August 13, 2022 3:14 AM

Forgotten me already, bitches?

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by Anonymousreply 20August 13, 2022 3:16 AM

Ted Cruz

by Anonymousreply 21August 13, 2022 3:25 AM

Paul Lynde

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by Anonymousreply 22August 13, 2022 3:35 AM

R21, what features do you think makes Ted Cruz look like a witch?

by Anonymousreply 23August 13, 2022 3:43 AM

Madonna. Witch face. Now she’s more alien face.

by Anonymousreply 24August 13, 2022 3:44 AM

All of them!

by Anonymousreply 25August 13, 2022 3:45 AM

R24, what features make Madonna look like a witch? And why? Just wondering.

by Anonymousreply 26August 13, 2022 3:45 AM


by Anonymousreply 27August 13, 2022 3:46 AM

Madonna has a hard looking nose, which automatically makes any woman look witch like.

by Anonymousreply 28August 13, 2022 3:48 AM

Steven Tyler

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by Anonymousreply 29August 13, 2022 3:52 AM

Linda Leven

by Anonymousreply 30August 13, 2022 4:15 AM

Linda Leven

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by Anonymousreply 31August 13, 2022 4:16 AM

^ Therea new ghoul in town 🎵

by Anonymousreply 32August 13, 2022 4:18 AM

The late artist, Rachel Rosenthal.

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by Anonymousreply 33August 13, 2022 4:27 AM

[quote] [R21], what features do you think makes Ted Cruz look like a witch?

Mostly the nose, lips and ears

by Anonymousreply 34August 13, 2022 4:36 AM


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by Anonymousreply 35August 13, 2022 4:37 AM

Beyoncé’s mama

by Anonymousreply 36August 13, 2022 4:38 AM

Vera Wang. Yoko Ono.

by Anonymousreply 37August 13, 2022 4:40 AM

Tilda Swinton.

by Anonymousreply 38August 13, 2022 4:42 AM

Winona R, the pretty witch

by Anonymousreply 39August 13, 2022 4:43 AM

Donatella Versace. Diane Von Furstenberg

by Anonymousreply 40August 13, 2022 4:44 AM


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by Anonymousreply 43August 13, 2022 4:47 AM

Celebrities WHO look like witches!! Who, who, WHO you stupid prostitution whore OP!!! People who, things that!!!

by Anonymousreply 44August 13, 2022 4:51 AM

What is wrong with Madonna's nose? What features? I'm curious to know because I don't see anything wrong with it.

Post pictures so I can see what you mean.


by Anonymousreply 45August 13, 2022 5:06 AM

It's hooked and has flared nostrils

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by Anonymousreply 46August 13, 2022 5:09 AM

R46, I don't see it

by Anonymousreply 47August 13, 2022 5:14 AM

I love Madge’s look in high school - total witch vibes:

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by Anonymousreply 48August 13, 2022 5:16 AM

You don't have to see it it's there

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by Anonymousreply 50August 13, 2022 5:20 AM

Madonna had quite a honker in her youth which made her look like a witch. There was only so much that plastic surgeons could do without drastically altering her singing voice, so instead they gradually enlarged her face over the years with various fillers and implants in order to make her nose look small in comparison, and thus less “witchy.” As you can see, the work of the surgeons paid off!

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by Anonymousreply 51August 13, 2022 5:49 AM

the "just wondering" freak.

by Anonymousreply 52August 13, 2022 6:22 AM

[quote]Linda Leven

R31, I was about to have an Oh Dear moment because I've never heard of Linda Leven and Linda Lavin would be a perfectly good response.

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by Anonymousreply 54August 13, 2022 7:31 AM
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by Anonymousreply 55August 13, 2022 7:37 AM

Geddy Lee from Rush.

Seriously. Just put a pointed on him.

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by Anonymousreply 56August 13, 2022 7:51 AM

R56 He reminds me of Joey Ramone who I’m convinced was an actual witch, albeit a butch one.

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by Anonymousreply 57August 13, 2022 8:00 AM

Hermione Gingold

by Anonymousreply 58August 13, 2022 8:08 AM

Landa Liven

by Anonymousreply 59August 13, 2022 8:13 AM

Avant garde singer Diamanda Galas.

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by Anonymousreply 60August 13, 2022 8:23 AM

Kimberly Guilfoyle, I don't know if she looks more like a witch or a gargoyle.

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by Anonymousreply 61August 13, 2022 8:29 AM

^ Gargoyle, but witch, bitch or cunt will do

by Anonymousreply 62August 13, 2022 9:49 AM

The look of some witches can be deceiving

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by Anonymousreply 64August 13, 2022 10:26 AM

Madonna has the most perfect nose ever

by Anonymousreply 65August 13, 2022 3:52 PM

This hag with a face only someone with an equally black soul could love.

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by Anonymousreply 66August 13, 2022 4:05 PM

^^^^^^ what is that thing.!

by Anonymousreply 67August 13, 2022 4:54 PM

Does anyone think Madonna has a big nose? Just wondering

by Anonymousreply 68August 13, 2022 8:14 PM

It’s tremendous!

by Anonymousreply 69August 13, 2022 10:14 PM

[quote]Madonna has the most perfect nose ever

Are you serious? Madonna looks exactly like her father.

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by Anonymousreply 70August 13, 2022 10:46 PM

Madonna looks like Silvio Ciccone in drag!

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by Anonymousreply 71August 13, 2022 10:47 PM

Madonna looks like Marlene Dietrich

by Anonymousreply 72August 14, 2022 1:44 AM

Madonna’s father wins this thread.

by Anonymousreply 73August 14, 2022 2:29 AM

Ted Cruz was perfect as Grandpa Munster.

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by Anonymousreply 74August 14, 2022 2:59 AM

R74 Haha, so he does, but that clip is kind of ironic since the Munsters were actually a wholesome family who were targets of bigotry and discrimination, while their conservative neighbors were the true monsters in the show.

by Anonymousreply 75August 14, 2022 3:19 AM

Sylvia Miles

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by Anonymousreply 77August 15, 2022 2:58 AM

Demi Lovato

by Anonymousreply 78August 15, 2022 2:59 AM

This fug freak, Kellyanne Conway.

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by Anonymousreply 80November 14, 2022 7:16 PM

Eighty posts and no mention of the most famous witch of all?

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by Anonymousreply 81November 14, 2022 7:23 PM

Look LIKE witches, OP?

Every single one of them "that" IS a witch necessarily looks like one.

Or are you bigoted and dangerous to our peace?

Not smart. For what should be obvious reasons.A.H.

by Anonymousreply 82November 14, 2022 7:33 PM

Ezra Miller

by Anonymousreply 83November 14, 2022 8:03 PM

Lauren Lapkus

by Anonymousreply 84November 14, 2022 8:05 PM

James Corden looks like he ate multiple witches.

by Anonymousreply 85November 14, 2022 8:14 PM

Elsa Manchester

Lisa Marie (Tim Burton's ex gf)

Holly Hunter in The Piano

Roseanne Barr

by Anonymousreply 86November 14, 2022 8:15 PM

Lilli Taylor

by Anonymousreply 87November 14, 2022 8:18 PM

Idina Menzel and Celine Dion

by Anonymousreply 88November 14, 2022 8:46 PM

[quote]Elsa Manchester

The actress who was married to Charles Maughton?

by Anonymousreply 89November 14, 2022 9:32 PM

Elsa could be a bitchy witch.

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by Anonymousreply 90November 14, 2022 9:56 PM

Clooney's anorexic beard.

by Anonymousreply 91November 14, 2022 10:20 PM

Don't forget about me!

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by Anonymousreply 92November 14, 2022 10:24 PM

Idina Menzel

by Anonymousreply 93November 15, 2022 5:43 AM

Not a celebrity, but the is an actual fashion model. She looks like a witch.

This photo is from a makeup ad campaign.

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by Anonymousreply 94November 15, 2022 8:38 AM

Asturd Gilbeto

by Anonymousreply 95November 15, 2022 2:33 PM

Lady “Endora” G

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by Anonymousreply 96November 15, 2022 2:39 PM

Is it just me or is the witch trope not so vaguely antisemitic. Because Laura Loomer? Classic witch face.

by Anonymousreply 97November 15, 2022 2:42 PM

Natasha McElhone.

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by Anonymousreply 98November 15, 2022 3:28 PM

Astrud Gilberto never looked like a witch. She's in her 80s now,. Perhaps she looks like a witch now.

Astrud at the height of her fame.

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by Anonymousreply 99November 15, 2022 11:59 PM

Uma Thurman

by Anonymousreply 100November 16, 2022 3:06 AM

I'll get you!

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by Anonymousreply 101November 16, 2022 3:24 AM

Mary Holland has odd face shape and her eyes are a bit creepy. She's bound to play a witch or a serial killer in a horror movie at some point.

Betty Gilpin also has the serial killer look.

by Anonymousreply 102November 16, 2022 3:59 AM

Amy Poehler looks like a medieval French whore witch who also sold cured meats on the side. An active soul in any age, Amy compounded depressants and drowned her sleeping johns. She’d then rob them of money, linen, meat, hair, and leather. She had many cats.

by Anonymousreply 103November 16, 2022 4:08 AM

Wow, I forgot DL fave Somers Farkas. Someone please give this woman a nice pastrami sandwich, with a huge side of fries, coleslaw and pickles.

Somers with her teeny husband Jonathan.

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by Anonymousreply 104November 16, 2022 4:42 AM

Rosie DePalma.

by Anonymousreply 105November 16, 2022 5:33 AM

Christine “I’m not a witch” O’Donnell

by Anonymousreply 106November 16, 2022 6:56 AM

A good witch????

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by Anonymousreply 107November 17, 2022 10:59 AM

Marta Plupton

by Anonymousreply 108November 18, 2022 8:36 AM

Billy Porter

Patina Miller

by Anonymousreply 109November 19, 2022 12:43 PM

[quote]Marta Plupton


by Anonymousreply 110November 19, 2022 8:24 PM

Steven Tyler

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by Anonymousreply 111November 19, 2022 8:38 PM

R111 not a witch so much as he looks like Sheryl Crow.

by Anonymousreply 112November 19, 2022 8:57 PM

Agnes "Endora" Moorehead - whether young or old, she had the nose and the cheekbones.

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by Anonymousreply 113November 19, 2022 9:05 PM

A young Agnes Moorehead.

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by Anonymousreply 114November 19, 2022 9:10 PM

Steven Tyler looks NOTHING like Sheryl Crow. WTF are some of you smoking?

by Anonymousreply 115November 19, 2022 9:29 PM

Big Wynonna

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by Anonymousreply 116November 19, 2022 9:31 PM

Kimberly Guilfoyle dressed as one.

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by Anonymousreply 117November 20, 2022 10:57 AM

Meghan Markle

She's been channeling Morticia Addams for years.

And, in fairness, her stepmother-in-law.

by Anonymousreply 118November 20, 2022 12:41 PM

Stay in your own lane, R118, and stick to the hundreds of "We hate Meghan Markle" threads on DL.

by Anonymousreply 119November 20, 2022 8:24 PM

Meghan Markle is a celebrity. This thread's title is about celebrities. This IS the right Lane. Meghan's bad hair is her problem, not mine.

by Anonymousreply 120November 21, 2022 4:11 PM

Kim Field

by Anonymousreply 121November 21, 2022 10:38 PM

Janet Jackson

by Anonymousreply 122November 21, 2022 10:55 PM

Please don't list celebrities who've had tons of plastic surgeries which make them look 'witchy'. List only celebrities who truly resemble stereotypical witches.

by Anonymousreply 123November 22, 2022 6:45 AM

You sure don't need to have dark hair to look like a witch.

Pretty sure these Olsen creeps are participating in some occult rituals, because they are super wealthy and their The Row clothing designs are pure garbage. Or they are casting spells on their wealthy clients, which causes them to spend thousands on one ugly coat.

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by Anonymousreply 124November 22, 2022 6:50 AM

Noel Fielding

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by Anonymousreply 125November 22, 2022 7:11 AM

I've always thought Jizzelle looked like a witch. That horse face sure doesn't help.

Jizzelle has good hair, that's about it.

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by Anonymousreply 127November 28, 2022 10:10 PM

What's with all the submissions of Maleficent?! She IS a witch, it's not fair.

It's like asking which celebrities look like fairy-tale princesses and shouting Snow White! Aurora!

'Look LIKE"

Not ARE.

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by Anonymousreply 129November 28, 2022 11:06 PM

Beenie Feildsten

by Anonymousreply 130November 28, 2022 11:10 PM


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by Anonymousreply 131November 29, 2022 12:02 AM

DJT looks like rotting orange.

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