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Misheard Lyrics In Songs - Post Your Favourites

Estonian popstar Synne Valtri repeats the phrase "Cocks Taste Good" at the 2m50s point.

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by Anonymousreply 49September 21, 2023 10:37 PM

I will go down with this shit

And I won't put my hands up and surrender!

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by Anonymousreply 1August 12, 2022 8:20 PM

"I can hear your prayers , your burgers I will bear".........

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by Anonymousreply 2August 12, 2022 8:34 PM

Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the hotdogs go on

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by Anonymousreply 3August 12, 2022 8:38 PM


"Keep it...common law, keep it....common law..." - KC and the Sunshine Band, not wanting to commit to marriage.

by Anonymousreply 4November 6, 2022 4:58 AM

"I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, cho desire." No matter how many times I hear it, I can't figure out what "cho" is supposed to be.

by Anonymousreply 5August 19, 2023 10:08 PM

When I was a kid, I thought "Ventura Highway" was "venture a highway."

by Anonymousreply 6September 15, 2023 7:04 PM

4:12: "May it please the Lord of Sodomy"

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by Anonymousreply 7September 15, 2023 7:10 PM

Drake - Take Care:

"My only wish is I get diarrhea" around the 00:34 mark

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by Anonymousreply 8September 15, 2023 7:17 PM

I was pretty shocked when Stevie Wonder came out with Apartheid Lover.

by Anonymousreply 9September 15, 2023 7:29 PM

I always thought Diana Ross had The Swedish Hangover.

by Anonymousreply 10September 15, 2023 7:37 PM

Keep those mondegreens cumming!!

by Anonymousreply 11September 15, 2023 8:12 PM

Eat me, I'm a Danish.

by Anonymousreply 12September 15, 2023 9:42 PM

“Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night.”

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by Anonymousreply 13September 16, 2023 12:03 AM

R13 Who hasn't heard that?

by Anonymousreply 14September 16, 2023 1:41 AM

From "Everybody, Everybody":

I thought "Sad and Free" was "Set us free"

by Anonymousreply 15September 16, 2023 1:44 AM


by Anonymousreply 16September 17, 2023 3:01 AM

"bump" is not misheard. It's exactly what the band intended.

by Anonymousreply 17September 17, 2023 6:21 AM

Beat it, beat, no one wants to beat or feed it

by Anonymousreply 18September 17, 2023 6:26 AM

Cocks taste good ❤️

by Anonymousreply 19September 17, 2023 6:34 AM

What a nice surprise when your rabbi dies

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by Anonymousreply 20September 17, 2023 9:00 AM

As a small kid I remember a song titled “Blinded By The Light”. This thread made me check the lyrics that I always heard as “Ripped off like a deuce, you know the roller in the night”. It turns out they are “Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night”.

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by Anonymousreply 21September 17, 2023 9:48 AM

This a DL fave.

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by Anonymousreply 22September 17, 2023 10:37 AM

"You think that I don't feel / The way I feel for you Isreal"

Diana Ross & the Supremes' "Love Child"

by Anonymousreply 23September 17, 2023 11:04 AM

Billy Idol: "Eyes without a face"

Misheard: "Hows about a date"

by Anonymousreply 24September 17, 2023 11:33 AM

“We skipped the light fandango.”

Misheard: “We spent the night in Bangor.”

by Anonymousreply 25September 17, 2023 11:38 AM

It still sounds like Devo is singing "step on a brick" instead of "step on a crack" and "tattoo detective" instead of "try to detect it" to me.

by Anonymousreply 26September 17, 2023 11:59 AM

Talk Talk “It’s My Life”. I messed this all up. I heard “Burning hands I found myself” instead of “Funny how I find myself” and “I ask myself, ‘how much do you do” instead of “I've asked myself How much do you commit”, and probably many more of these in the same song.

by Anonymousreply 27September 17, 2023 2:00 PM

Hey Hey Hey Alex the Seal

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by Anonymousreply 28September 17, 2023 2:04 PM

R27 I also head “I’ll ask myself, am I still young” instead of “I’ve asked myself how much do you commit?”

by Anonymousreply 29September 17, 2023 2:06 PM

^^thats meant to spell “I also heard”, not “head”

by Anonymousreply 30September 17, 2023 2:07 PM

R27 I thought the guy in that song was singing "It's my life...and I'm a wreck" instead of "It's my life...it never ends."

by Anonymousreply 31September 17, 2023 3:11 PM

In Sheena Easton's "So Far, So Good," instead of "All we need is a touch more time," I thought she was singing, "All we need is to touch my timeline."

by Anonymousreply 32September 17, 2023 3:13 PM

Love child! Never meant to be!

Love child! Born in sodomy!

by Anonymousreply 33September 17, 2023 5:14 PM

Sodomy! In the park. Think it was the 4th of July.

by Anonymousreply 34September 17, 2023 5:15 PM

Britney Spears - I'm a Slave 4 U

I thought "leaving behind my name and age" was "leaving behind my lemonade"

by Anonymousreply 35September 17, 2023 5:19 PM

"Work it hard like it's your brother Sean" was what I heard in Britney's "Work Bitch," not "work it hard like it's your profession."

by Anonymousreply 36September 17, 2023 7:43 PM

Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the chair is not my son

by Anonymousreply 37September 17, 2023 8:52 PM

My partner and I were in the car yesterday, and the song Controversy by Prince came on. He thought that the song was called Country Pussy.

by Anonymousreply 38September 17, 2023 9:35 PM

Sugar pie honey butt

by Anonymousreply 39September 17, 2023 11:56 PM

"Jaaa, jaaa...!!!"

by Anonymousreply 40September 18, 2023 12:04 AM

Para bailar La Bamba.

Turn the beat Around, love to hear Percussion.

Americans made hash out of these lyrics. Spanish should be mandatory staring pre-school.

by Anonymousreply 41September 18, 2023 12:14 AM

Gopher Tuna! Bring More Tuna!

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by Anonymousreply 42September 19, 2023 12:50 AM

"Carry a laser down the road that I must travel. Carry a laser through the darkness of the night."

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by Anonymousreply 43September 19, 2023 1:15 AM

So open the door, I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me

by Anonymousreply 44September 19, 2023 1:36 AM

In Kylie's new song, Tension, I thought she was singing, "Cool and slop-ay, ay, ay" instead of "Cool like sorbet, et, et."

by Anonymousreply 45September 19, 2023 11:24 AM

The first time a friend of mine heard "Got My Mind Set On You" he thought it was "Oh God, My Mom Sat On You"

by Anonymousreply 46September 21, 2023 3:22 AM

In Bootylicious, I thought they were singing, "Move your body up and down. Make your booty testify."

by Anonymousreply 47September 21, 2023 12:12 PM

In "Freedom," I thought George Michael was singing, "Went back home, got a brand new face for the poison MTV" instead of "the boys at MTV."

by Anonymousreply 48September 21, 2023 12:13 PM

There's some piece of shit song on the radio right now where some dude sings a verse over and over and over again and he sounds like he has marbles in his mouth.

It sounds like he's saying "You can bet that nipple gonna gonna hit that." I'm sure that's not what he's saying, but I don't know what the fuck he's really saying.

by Anonymousreply 49September 21, 2023 10:37 PM
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