Miles Heizer Part 3

Stop trying to make this talentless himbo happen.

Let's not and say we did.

Thanks Op!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

So hot 🥵

He has the best arms

The darker hair takes him to another level.

With a fan at the gym

Miles with a friend

Is that Hayden Pannetone?

R7, he took that photo to make Connor jealous.

R9, Ellen Marlow, a Broadway actress

I love his new found curls

Ellen Marlow might have been smacked by Raul Ezparsza in the Broadway "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." Apparently one of the kids refused to get in the car during a performance.

Miles, are you OK?

Miles is still alive

Who????????

What does he have to do with Bash or Joe?

He is stunningly beautiful and I want to blow his back out.......but he isnt a great actor is 13 reasons why is anything to go off.

He is good at playing the "sad kid", but i wanna see something different

His natural hair color really makes his features pop.

At least Miles isn't traveling all over the world, following twinks 2/3 his age around (who just let him stand in the background of their group selfies and otherwise ignore him) like SOME ex-boyfriends Miles can name!

It wouldn't surprise me if Connor writes a movie script based on him and Miles. He'll probably cast the Heartstopper gays to play them.

The Heartstopper gays are not pretty enough to play Miles 💅🏻

How did he fuck up and not get the Froy role on Hocus Pocus 2 while he can still play high school aged characters?

r24 After 13rw he probably told his agent he was done playing high school age characters. From now on he wants to play str8 adults; preferably in action movies.

r25, He's aiming too high...he will never get out of Mae's guest house at the rate he's going.

r26 He gets all his career advice from Mae.

Miles needs to play a superhero. I love this fan cast for Wiccan.

Miles makes a rare post and releases a new song.

He's really nothing without me.

He is back and Pedro didn't waste any time!

R30, is Miles thinking of going to Toronto? 👀

Miles has been miserable ever since Connor dumped him because Miles wasn't pretentious enough.

Based on his current catalog, I get the distinct impression Miles converts obsessive thoughts into "songs" as a mechanism to purge those thoughts out of his brain. I wonder if those thoughts are as monotonously repetitive and discordant in his head, too.

Family portrait

Miles probably got dumped because he didn't say: "You're the love of my life too, hon."

Ugh, there are two of those ugly dogs to pretend to enjoy?

Those pups were voted Most Adorable Dogs on Datalounge for 2 years in a row!

Whatever happened to Henry? He and Miles made a cute/hot couple.

Henry bit the dogs.

Late May, right before Henry bit the dogs

I think Miles wanted to fuck around in Mexico, he was seen on Tinder after all

Miles is too beautiful to not have a bf. Has he really been pining for that pretentious dipshit in Canada all this time?

I hope so R43. I think Miles knew Connor was interested in more than a fling. Not sure what derailed the relationship but hope it can be repaired/forgiven/restarted.

Miles is really private though. It's hard to know if he's seeing someone unless the other person posts him on socials. I'm just waiting for Miles to befriend some photographers so we get more/better pics of him

Miles should in the meantime visit his old friend (and ours) Thirst T. Rap.

I want to swallow his gametes.

The singer of Coin is a fan

[quote] Based on his current catalog, I get the distinct impression Miles converts obsessive thoughts into "songs" as a mechanism to purge those thoughts out of his brain. I wonder if those thoughts are as monotonously repetitive and discordant in his head, too.

R34 Funny you brought up the songs, as Froy 'likes' all of Miles song posts on instagram.

BREAKING NEWS:

Connor posted about Miles again!

Maybe Miles is thinking about visiting Connor in Canada. After all, the song title is "I Could Go out There".

Miles is agoraphobic.

Miles is barely able to feed and dress himself. I would lose what little respect I had for Connor if they got back together.

If nothing else, Connor has to miss the sex.

He has the Criterion Collection of Anime porn to keep him distracted.

Did Connor Jessup put Miles on his Instagram stories with his face covered?

You'd have a better chance at gaining an answer if you linked to a screenshot.

Here's your screenshot R57. Notice the hairline and neck thickness R56. Definitely NOT Miles. Could be Connor, though. Or someone else.

That hair looks reddish. Kit Connor?

Actually, the image seems to be Connor looking out at his deck. The emoji is meant to be Connor's expression.

this ^^^^

If it was Connor in r58 wouldn't he be posing himself right in front of the books in the background, so people could see the titles and marvel at how advanced he is for somebody who stars in shows like Locke & Key?

R58, Looks like Connor posted a BeReal screenshot to Insta

[quote] If nothing else, Connor has to miss the sex.

How or why would he be missing it? He's been fucking non-stop since they broke up.

R58 It’s a BeReal. It’s his face covered by the emoji

Miles should share some thrist traps. Then we could post those here, and not the talk about an ex from a relationship that ended 2 years ago

We are waiting, Miles....

Serious musicians don't do such things.

Lana del Rey shared this picture from Taylor Swift's Grammy after party, Miles looks great!

Might just be the pic but it looks like Miles gained a little weight.

Mae came out as bisexual, right? I wonder if she and Taylor have done the lez-lez.

Looks like Taylor isn't too impressed with Mae in that pic lol

Did you read Connor's article, which mentions their break up?

r71 Anyone who couldn't tell Mae is a dyke needed glasses!

r73 Connor makes it sound like Miles dumped him!

R70, hard to tell but here's a pic from xmas 2022

Here's a link to Connor's article talking about the break up

[Quote] Connor makes it sound like Miles dumped him!

I think Connor probably exited after he declared Miles the love of his life and Miles... didn't respond in kind.

R69 Troye Sivan was at the same after party. I'd really like to see a pic of him and Miles together. Many say they look so similar, but I don't really see it

R76 “Two Octobers ago, freshly heartbroken, I saw In the Mood for Love for the third time. Honestly, I was in pretty bad shape. My first real relationship had just ended with a whimper. There hadn’t been any thrown dishes or fuck yous. Love had simply been there, constant, and then I looked again and it was gone. Or that’s how it felt. Presence, then whoosh.”

R79 - so dramatic and poetic, loves it

R78, me too, I was hoping for a pic of Miles and Troye

"It was a lot like what I'd experienced three years earlier when, sitting on a toilet at LAX after a week of whirlwind romance, it had hit me that I'd finally fallen in love, really fallen in love. I remember pressing my forehead to the stall door, feeling my bangs tickle my eyelashes, and exhaling slowly. It was the relief of new feeling. What had seemed like a wall had just been a mirage. A few steps forward and it had melted away. There was more."

It's interesting they broke up in October when most of us speculated it was on June, right after Connor posted and then deleted the now infamous "love of my life" story.

r83 Maybe October is when they made it final.

It's sad. I liked them as a couple.

Didn't Connor film two seasons of his TV show back-to-back? That's a lot of absence.

I liked them as a couple too R84. Unless they are no longer interested in each other, I'm hoping they can be together again.

Mexico

I don't think he's put on any weight. He just likes loose clothing, mostly.

I know all of DL would forego every thirst trap Miles could possibly give us if he and Connor got back together.

They may not be best suited. Both come from broken homes but they may cope with that differently. Connor seems very heart on his sleeve, whereas Miles seems rather reticent.

Form the sound of Connors “review” he sounded as though he was blindsided by the breakup, for if Miles screwed around of played mind games, I hope they DON’T reunite.

C worked through 2022, including late in the ‘22 promoting L&K’s final season. Miles’ has one project in post reduction, the first since 2020. otherwise, his Insta looks like he stays home getting high all day.

You'd get high too if you had to cope with those ugly fucking dogs.

True R89, but on that note... we need new thirst traps, get to work Miles

I'd take Miles' thrist traps over them getting back as a couple. Plus I kinda wanna see Miles date a really hot guy next.

Henry was a hot rebound

Who cockblocks Miles more?

A) Mae B) The dogs

Nobody cockblocks more than needy, interfering female bffs like that horrible bitch Mae. I'll bet she was directly responsible for breaking up Miles and Connor, and she's probably why Miles hasn't had a real boyfriend since!

Mae is like Misery in Stephen King’s Misery, she probably has Miles hold up in some secret cabin in the woods with broken limbs to keep him from ever having a boyfriend again.

Oh, please. Miles probably has Daddy issues and he makes all his boyfriends pay.

Mae reminds me of Sante Kimes!

Is that an actress from the '60s?

He is a 10 but he walks around with 2 dogs in a stroller

Is that a deal breaker for you guys?

He's willing to lock lips with a porker. (Image at link.)

r103 Now I get it. Miles only took one pic where he's kissing Connor, and he didn't look 1/10 as happy in that as he looks in the pic kissing porky!

Miles is not a 10 and Miles never looked happy in any pics with Connor.

Disagree. I think Miles is rathe restrained in front of a camera.

Miles is now working for UPS

R107 I can't watch this, it reminds me that god gave him face but not talent

He's sour...joyless, drowning in his own misery.

Show us your package, Miles

Miles is spiraling. He needs a DL intervention!

He needs to go away

Who the fuck is he?

I love his smile

r114 He looks high AF in that video!

Baked. BAKED.

Is Miles back in the clubs every night with Clipka?

Fangirls are going to start saying he's str8 again!

Miles spends all his time with Mae

At this point Miles may as well transition and become a women and he and Mae can live as a lesbian couple, which also hopefully means they trade in those nasty ratty dogs for some cats.

Does Mae even allow Miles to have sex?

Connor is in LA 👀

Maybe a reunion...or more?

I hope they are fucking

Why can't you queens let it go?

r124 They're so beautiful together!

They need to leak the sex tape

Any updates?

Yes, tons.

[quote] Connor is in LA

[quote] I hope they are fucking

Gawd knows how many diseases Connor is carrying now. Why would you want him passing them on to poor Miles?

Get that dick, Miles

He always does.

Hos career really froze after 13RW. Seems like it's the fate for all gay actors who come out early.

* His

The only disease Connor has is an inflated sense of self importance.

If someone goes to LA the week before the Oscars but never anytime else, then it probably has everything to do with industry events/networking and nothing to do with Miles

Or both, R135.

r136 yeah sure. They seem to not hate each other after the break up

Carlton Cuse may be having some kind of Oscar party/get together that Connor is going to. Who knows.

Does Carlton Cuse wear a cravat? Monocle?

Did Miles and Connor attend tonight's Oscars together?

Or did they stay home arguing again about who gets to be the bottom tonight?

The bottom to Mae?

Has Miles totally given up on acting?

Miles pimping Mae's recent project...

Mae? Life partner??

Miles is a gay man. He needs to be fucking guys, not staring at that reptile!

Is the show any good? Wish Mae's life partner did a cameo. Girl, get Miles a role!

Joshua Bassett needs Mae Whitman in his life.

Connor and Crouton reunited :)

Seriously? He was just in Toronto for a Netflix Canada thing.

Oops - nm!

Connor posted he was in LA recently, so now we know he met with Miles 👀

Not neccesarily. Mae may be the court appointed dog chaperone.

Omg he is straight

Hardly.

The pic with Connor and the dog is an old one.

R154, March. He was pictured on his way to LA wearing the same sweater

R152 Connor also liked this post very quickly after it went up. At the very least they're interacting online again, but I'm kind of getting the feeling maybe somehow something was rekindled. This all reeks of how things started on their socials when they started dating the first time

R156, totally agree. Connor is posting pictures of Crouton again, same old behavior!

Are these beautiful twinks back together where they belong?

One hopes so.

Leak the sex tape!

Miles is working again!

R161 That's a huge deal for Miles too, the lead (and playing a gay role too) in a new Netflix show!

He's playing a Marine (??). Will there be shower sex scenes?

Grabbed this from Angus O’Brien's instagram.

WhT is an Angus O’Brien?

He is one of Miles' co-stars on the new marine show.

New look

Did anyone read the work it’s based on? It looks like a novella length epistolary that was self published on like Amazon?

Meanwhile Connor can't get work.

[quote] Meanwhile Connor can't get work.

Connor doesn't want work. He's having too much fun taking raw loads up his ass worldwide.

My guess is that Connor will be on season 2 of heartstopper but will have a small "surprise role".

R168, the book is pretty good actually. I'm excited to see Miles in a lead role and most likely naked a lot

Connor doesn't take any loads, which is why he's a skittery mess. And he keeps hoping he'll get a HS cameo but at this point I think the HS gang is just eye rolling him.

r173 They do. Remember all those pics from last year where Connor was waving in the background every time one of those boring British boys took their phones out? After the first few weeks they were pretending he wasn't there.

r174 Connor just can't shake his Bash obsession.

r175 Bash can't shake him. Connor is back in London now.

Why are some of you so bothered about gay male friendships?

Fantastic news r161. I'm so happy Miles booked another acting job. Has anybody here read the book this show will be based on?

r177 Miles and Conner were one of the most beautiful and longest-running couples in DL history.

Everybody wants them to get back together!

^^Miles and Connor*

It’s good to know he’s working again and Mae doesn’t have to get a subpar broadcast series to support him.

Bash and Joe can't wait for Connor to fly the fuck back to Toronto.

LOL, Agreed R182

Fixed it for you R175 : Connor just can't shake his obsession with Bash's cock

We're not bothered, R177 , its just so obviously one-sided and desperate (much like his relationship with Miles)

[quote] Why are some of you so bothered about gay male friendships?

Whatever Connor has with Bash, it is no way, shape, or form does it resemble a "friendship". I'm sure anyone with a degree in Abnormal Psychology can provide the correct term for Connor's fixation towards Bash.

Connor likes twinky boys and Asians.

Who are those people you guys (r183, r184, r185) talk about here in the Miles thread in the year 2023?

r186 Every thread about Miles is at least partway about Connor Jessup.

Truth.

[quote] Every thread about Miles is at least partway about Connor Jessup.

Yeah. Poor Miles is forever tainted for having fucked Connor for a couple of years.

Chin up, Miles. We all make mistakes.

Miles isn't expensive to keep. All he needs is weed and kibble.

Someone was referencing Miles' surname upthread. Miles' estranged father was adopted, so Heizer tells us nothing about Miles' ancestry.

Do we think Miles could do a great job in this show? Will he be carrying it or will he be the "straight" man to a host of colorful characters?

Hopefully, his role doesn't require any sort of acting ability.

I’m surprised that more celebrity’s 23 and Me profiles aren’t leaked.

I recently viewed a few YouTube videos of Heizer in his role on 13 Reasons Why, the kid looks good but CAN NOT ACT.

r195 For most of the series he was playing a str8 character. Miles has never been good at playing str8, even when he was on Parenthood he was too obviously gay.

I read the book his new show is based on and I think Miles will do a fantastic job, perfect casting in my opinion.

Is the character not terribly verbal or expressive?

LOL R198

Birth Name: Miles Dominic Heizer

Place of Birth: Muhlenburg, Kentucky, United States

Date of Birth: May 16, 1994

Ethnicity: English, smaller amounts of German, Scottish, Welsh

[quote] Place of Birth: Muhlenburg, Kentucky, United States

Haha. I had to look that up. I didn't believe it was a real place, but it is. Population approximately 30K.

How the fuck did he get out of Kentucky as a child actor, did some casting director notice him and pluck him out of obscurity like Brad Renfro?

r202 No, he and his mom moved to LA so that he could try to become a child actor.

He got a nose job when he got to LA.

Miles claimed that he saw a notice for one of those casting conventions. I don't think it was in L.A. He got representation through one of those and moved to L.A. with his mother and, presumably, his sister.

He also claims that his nose is untouched, despite the fact that his mother and his sister have his old nose adorning their own faces.

His nose was plumper when he was a gayling.

From his insta story.. Bald Miles and Mae. Never noticed how long Miles' neck was before. Kinda hot.

Happy Birthday, Miles!

29 !!

Bday boy

It's been a long time since Miles has given us a thirst trap!

Mae is kind of giving me latterday Priscilla Barnes in that pic.

Does Miles shave his chest or is naturally smooth?

What a profile?

r214 I've never seen a sign of a hair on Miles' chest. Now he's almost 30. He's the eternal twink.

r213

Celebrating with Angus

He's still hot even with a buzz cut which is very impressive.

Is Angus his new bf?

R219, they would make a hot couple but Angus has a bf

Mae cockblocking Miles part 124849696065

Is the "I missed my husband" Mae's caption or Miles'?

r221 Fangirls will start thinking Miles is str8 again.

Lol…

I have to give her credit, Mae is one of the few actresses who is actually growing more attractive as she ages.

R222, her caption

Hot

Kieron is single but no idea if he is gay

I don't like the buz cut.

Which cast member(s) will Miles hook up with?

r230 Onscreen or off?

R231 Well, both, I guess!

Miles on his way to fuck all his co workers on and off screen

Marine orgy

Did they do actor boot camp to prepare, those are the hookups and videos I want to know about?

I want to see Miles recreate the Noting Compares 2 U video.

Beautiful

Angus & Miles

What the fuck is that speedo?

Miles should show us his speedo

r234 I hope they start a Marine orgy site on the side.