The pornstache is everywhere

Was going to say hot on right guy, ridiculous on wrong guy, but I can’t think of a hot guy I know with one that doesn’t look better without it, so at best it’s meh on the right guy, ridiculous on the wrong guy.

I wore a goatee for years, it looked good, but I just got sick of it. Now I'm happily clean shaven

A goatee is not the same thing as a pornstache.

r1 it's a favorite of lesbian drag kings

OP- Why don't you say mustache. People who say PORNstache think it gives them some kind of edge or hipness instead of saying mustache.

I've had a beard for years but shaved it down to a pornstache a few weeks ago. I don't have any more hair on my head so my face hair is all I've got left to change up. So far I'm enjoying it!

"A goatee is not the same thing as a pornstache. "

It was a "pornstache" first before I let the bottom grow out

Stop being so nit-picky, Trudy 🙄

I guess I'm old because I never liked goatees at all.

Don't like moustaches without beards.

Beard & moustache (not overgrown) can be nice. Like late-season MBL.

MLB, I meant (baseball).

They've been around on hipsters for a while now, I think. There was a hot guy at a local political meeting of some sort where a couple of Q-Anon idiots stood up and started being stupid, and the hot guy started laughing at them and couldn't stop. He had a magnificent pornstache. I wish I could remember more about it so I could find him again.

What a weird coincidence.

Apropos of nothing, I randomly grew a pron stache over the past couple week. I hadn't shaved in a few days and decided to shave the rest and grow one.

I won't keep it because it's frankly irritating. But, it does entertain me simply to do something different and see a slightly different face in the morning in the mirror.

That would be "Green Shirt Guy" R10. I think he became a meme.

That's him r12! Retro hottie!

Matt carpenter on the NY Yankees is the mlb porn stache done right. He’s like the current poster child for one.

Local hawt mixed race, Japanese and white, Episcopal priest showed up at mass this Sunday with a little mustache. So hawt. Gay of course.

With the CGI pornstarch, Henry disproved sexism in the meme movie industry. See video for proof! Henry was ahead of their time.

Mustaches are not attractive. They just aren’t. Like long hair, they are a singular item which unequivocally prevent a gay man from being attractive. Ugh.

r17 I agree, they look terrible on 90% of guys

R18 yeah that's why I felt a sense of relief when Freddy Mercuy finally succumbed to aids. I couldn't see it anymore.

Never really understood the difference between a pornstache and a...moustache.

They make me think of old movie actors like Keenan Wynn and Howard Keel.

Dan Gill… this is a pornstache.

Matt Carpenter. The rest are imitators of this resurge trend. You have to have the right mix of it factor to pull it off. Matt is athletic, relaxed, cool and has big dick energy. The New York Yankees have embraced him and so has the yankee fan base. He’s my fave player in MLB.

I've grown one recently. I had no idea it's become a fashion, not here in London yet. I just didn't shave for a week a decided to leave that bit on. I have to thin it out or it annoys me, otherwise I forget it's there. Other gays who have them, clock me now.

Classic pornstache 😛

R10, R12 I know Green Shirt Guy personally and he’s still rocking the pornstache three years later.

^ You know Alex Kack personally and you call him "green shirt guy"? 🤔

R26 No, but most people who only recognize him from the meme don’t know his name is Alex Kack.

I love it, it reminds me of my childhood. Every hot guy from Marc spitz to Tom selleck had one

I'm generally not a fan. It can look hot on a hot guy (Chris Evans in The Gray Man) but never looks as hot as a proper beard to me.

R29 I wish they would have called this movie the "the gay man" and made the story about closeted hollywood actors. They already had the right talent in there..

Everything will look better with a porn stache

Mr Motorola

Me and Martha

Why do men grow hair on their face, evolutionary wise?

Anyone else here know?

I dislike facial hair on men. Only very few can carry off a mustache/well trimmed successfully.

It’s kinda tragic, though, when seen on hot guys who look great without one.

Why hide your face?

When I was a kid there were still quite a few old school middle aged ladies with pornstache here on Balkans. Now the women are depilating like tge women on west.

Is that Martha's BF @ R33? He has the gay look.

R36: that’s photographer Douglas Friedman, described as Martha’s ‘doting pal’ by the DM

Mr Friedman is of course Family, as you rightly guessed

Green energies

[quote] With the CGI pornstarch, Henry disproved sexism in the meme movie industry.

Is pornstarch anything like cornstarch? Do porn performers use it to dry down and cool their balls and scrotums when they're feeling sticky down there?

The people I see wearing it around my place of work are known to be EXTREME douchebags.

Russell Tovey's porn stache is so ugly and distracting I had to unfollow him. He's apparently sporting that monstrosity for the new season of American Horror Stories.

It was popular way before porn. It is more like the Victorian stache.

Porn stache, Twink/Twunk version

Seasoned Hunk version

Clean shaven? Or Porn stached?

I saw a lot of them on young guys at the beach yesterday. Other than on Clark Gable. I don't like any kind of moustache on a guy.

Not ridiculous, just unattractive and weirdly dated.

Ricky looks good with them.

[quote] Why do men grow hair on their face, evolutionary wise?

To frighten wild animals away from their women.

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Even Mermaids are growing one

They look great on the right guy if they are thick enough and if the men do not trim them too far back.

r43's looks awful because it is too peach-fuzzy.

I don't like r32's or Ricky Martin's because they're trimmed too far back.

R50.

R50: Porn stache has led to all that?!!

Worst offenders are otherwise cute guys pairing the stache with an ironic mullet.

Extra sad points for a curly mullet.

Drunken frat boy grown up

Oh Miles

Unknown 80s hunk

R55: yo what’s up bro

R50 But does he have a pornstache?

Mermaid at r51 when off duty

Ugh R21, that combines the pornshache AND the Wet Mop hairstyle (aka the TikTok hairstyle). He must not have access to a mirror.

Much improved

Also improved

The pornstache was last popular in the 80s. If the 90s goatee follows a similar timeline for becoming "in" again, I will be back in style in about another 10 years. Yay!

Porn stache goes Posh

Strictly speaking, not quite a porn stache. But the stache is unmistakably more prominent than the rest of the facial hair, so

Love a good pornstache.

I just shaved mine off. It had the quality of nylon and was starting to bug me.

I hate them. I find them repulsive.

On the upside, natural monkeypox repellant.

Gaysian represented

Cuddle cuddle

DADDY

Henry Cavill is so fucking delicious looking with his beefy everything. Like a wagyu steak.

The pornstache is all over Europe this summer

Classic

OP thinks ALL mustaches are pornstaches.

He is an idiot.

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Cavill has beautiful face on OP pic. He can even rock mustache, while most of guys look like provincial plumber with them. Too bad he pumped his body too much.

Hahahaha

Promising Work in Progress

Stache and Package

Goatees are totally white trash

Americans and their TEETH! @ r80

Summery

Retro Contemporary

And retro jeans to go with the porn stache

not good.

I love them ! I too am a 70s child,it takes me right back to the men I lusted for in my baby gay days. I have had a beard and mustache for years now. I would LOVE to lose them,but no way am I exposing that wattle to the world .I cant do just a beard ,it looks stupid so Im stuck. They are all grey too. I was clean shaven 80% of my life. Id gladly go back.

R88: maybe this one?

10/10

R76, that man is so fucking HOT! Who is he?

R93: that’s Garrett @garrettbmagee, a ‘Plant Whisperer’

Hot

Retro

Great smile

Front…and

…Back

Model: Jack @jackadamsusa Photographer: @hollywood_bruisers

Refined stache

When I was a gayling I loved pornstaches on Rod Garetto types. Masculine, working class, charming!

Old Reliable was a treasure trove as well.

I also enjoyed the sofa.

r97's guy reminds me of growing up on the beach in Southern California.

Young man with BDF and moustache

sensuous young man

Eddie has rocked a mustache most of his career

young Eddie

Ricard Pryor had a large distance between his lips and nose so his stache filled it nicely.

They remind me of the bad part of the 70s.

Anything a bit carnal no doubt upsets you, R109.

Staches at GaGa’s

Queen, with a slight porn stache

I always think of a pornstache as being a sort of Charlie Chan moustache with long ends that go down past the mouth, but you guys are just saying basically any moustache is a pornstache here.

R78 Has anyone else also noticed that straight men are wearing earrings more, even on both ears?

Actually, less. I thought it was bigger in the late 90s and the early 2000s. At least on teens, almost all of them had to get the ritual pierced ears with diamond earrings.

All facial hair is unfortunate.

Daddy in Miyake

Strategic placement

Sunny day

Cute retro face and hair to go with the stache

Stache on Stache

Passion

It’s a hot day

Classic Gay Porn Staches

pray, R123 , who's the guy on the right ?

Looks like Glen Steers

On the right is Justin Cade; on the left is Bosch Wagner

Taken from the Falcon 80s classic, ‘In Your Wildest Dream’

I wonder how profitable (or not) Falcon studios is these days. It has a huge catalogue, but obviously it's been pirated to death.

It will be the end of an era when Falcon finally closes shop. As long as I've been a homosexualist, it's been the go-to studio for pron.

Modified

Stache @taylordvasek and DreamGirl

Henry Cavill, wears that look well. So did Freddie Mercury and Richard Pryor. I love a man with a mustache AND a beard. Henry Cavill, is gorgeous no matter what. Yes, I like that look.

Tanner, serving the pornstache with panache

cringe and very outdated - tons of basic white girls mention that they like it in all their tinder bios ex "looking for a dad for my dog, pornstaches welcome". once this happens you'll see it everywhere. it makes you look like a troop or a phony sex guy to me.