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This actor’s jaw is so square

I think this is the squarest jaw I’ve seen in real life. I want to touch it.

His name is Brad Raider

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by Anonymousreply 23August 27, 2022 11:52 PM
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by Anonymousreply 1August 3, 2022 8:48 PM

How square is it?

by Anonymousreply 2August 3, 2022 8:49 PM

What the hell's going on here? You already took Phoebe away from me! And now you're taking my jaw? Well, that's not gonna happen, Brad! It's not gonna happen!

by Anonymousreply 3August 3, 2022 8:58 PM

Handsome.

I’ll take his square jaw in my round hole.

by Anonymousreply 4August 3, 2022 9:35 PM

He could play a live action Quagmire!

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by Anonymousreply 5August 3, 2022 9:37 PM

The long-awaited Fred Gwynne biopic has been casted’ed!

by Anonymousreply 6August 3, 2022 9:44 PM

His head is two feet long.

by Anonymousreply 7August 3, 2022 9:53 PM

It's a condition called "Lantern Jaw". Sean Cody's "Ross" was a prime example.

by Anonymousreply 8August 3, 2022 9:58 PM

What's going on under the hair?

by Anonymousreply 9August 3, 2022 10:18 PM

Amateur.

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by Anonymousreply 10August 3, 2022 10:21 PM

Jessica Lange's head is more square than that.

by Anonymousreply 11August 3, 2022 10:46 PM

This guy

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by Anonymousreply 12August 3, 2022 10:52 PM

That’s disgusting

by Anonymousreply 13August 3, 2022 10:55 PM

Yeah, way back when, that would have been considered a "lantern jaw" and would have placed him squarely in the Lurch category.

by Anonymousreply 14August 3, 2022 11:10 PM

Ross's head not nearly perfect. The Dr. squeezed those forceps like he was stapling the phone book.

by Anonymousreply 15August 3, 2022 11:38 PM

I'd rather have a lantern jaw than a weak jawline...

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by Anonymousreply 16August 4, 2022 11:56 AM

GigaChad

I still don't buy he's a real person, but apparently, his real name is Ernest Khalimov

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by Anonymousreply 17August 4, 2022 11:03 PM

^ Is he one of Putin's "boys"?

by Anonymousreply 18August 4, 2022 11:15 PM

R17 “In Russia, steroids take YOU!”

by Anonymousreply 19August 5, 2022 4:40 AM

To much testosterone supplements?

by Anonymousreply 20August 5, 2022 6:20 AM

[quote]^ Is he one of Putin's "boys"?

No, "he" became famous as a meme for being the ultimate "chad."

However, a controversy arose about whether he was real or whether he was a photorealistic invention.

I still don't completely believe he's real. The "pix" of him all seem a bit off.

by Anonymousreply 21August 5, 2022 1:12 PM

It's more pentagonal than it is square.

He looks kind of deformed, tbh. It's lucky for some people that certain exaggerated traits are fetishized today. That might have looked freakish to someone centuries ago, like coveted giant dicks and coveted boobs the size of beach balls.

by Anonymousreply 22August 5, 2022 4:59 PM

He’s so handsome

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by Anonymousreply 23August 27, 2022 11:52 PM
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