Hawley's Hair

He reminds me of Jimmy Stewart.

It's funny having that image of Josh Hawley next to Michael Fanone.

It's the difference between a boy and a man.

He’s a cunt and he has cunt hair.

He claims to be 5'10"

No doubt including the hair.

Guys with tall hair is in now.

Nothing to defend. I would STFU. Flashing gang signs in front of the mob but then tossing your hands up in fear and running from the same mob? Awkward.

His temper tantrum is also endangering National security, btw.

Now, not that temper tantrum, the other one…

He is just so physically repulsive. Either he had a terrible nose job or nature was excessively cruel. Imagine looking up and seeing that face during coitus.

He chose it b/c it looks so glamorous in the wind!

He could easily wipe the floor with Fanone for saying that. Fanone might get a couple of punches in, but they would bounce harmlessly off of Josh's mighty chest.

Politics aside, I would definitely suck his cock at the first opportunity!! Total big-dick face, as well as cock-sucking lips. I vote for 8 inches in length, with 6 inches of girth. I bet he makes Tom Cotton get all giddy and squeal like a little girl!!

Fanone would break that self absorbed pretty sissyboy in two

Josh is from Missouri...it's the style...

I recommend this hairstyle for Hawley. It would give the illusion of a wider face and perfectly fits his personality.

Oh Josh...let me worship your big muscles.

In a surprise turn, I bet that in the Hawley-Cotton household, Daddy Tom is the top, and Miss Hawley is the bossy bottom. I can well imagine Hawley's beautiful, full lips wrapped around Cotton's proud, rock-hard cock.

Hawley is repulsive but I don't figure him for a microdick.

I have fantasized about Fanone since I first laid eyes on him. He is a STUD. And him calling Hawley a little bitch makes him ten times sexier. Take me, Fanone!!! Take me now!!!

I think the hair is actually good on him. It'd give me something to grab while I'm shoving my cock down his throat or up his ass. And I'm finished fucking the lil bitch I'd line up a few hundred of my most intimate friends to spitroast him, and when they've all had their turn at him and he has cum running out his ass, all over his face and down his legs we could put him in a little pink gingham dress and make him do degrading dances in front of all the townsfolk and they can all point and laugh at his puny cocklet

Of course he ran away, as Wi spa lady was quoted saying “You sir are not a real man!”

Wi spa lady?

Josh Hawley's big hair is the least offensive thing about him.

It’s the nose job that disturbs me.

Lmao R19!

It is an improvement over his previous style.

I paid for his nose job

I’m sure he’s gay. And he’s have nice pecs and arms. His ass is ok too. I’d do him with a paper bag over his head.

Why, OP, whatever are you talking about?

Joshie may well be a bottom, but he's still hung like a horse. I've spent many a torrid night nursing that monster with my tongue and driving the boy wild with pleasure.