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OMG Tom Cruise doesn't look like Tom Cruise any more!

Tom Cruise is enjoying the fruits of his success!

On Monday, the 60-year-old shared dinner with Amazon boss Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez at exclusive London eaterie The Twenty Two.

Wearing a black shirt and denim jeans the Top Gun: Maverick star was all smiles as he arrived at the upmarket Grosvenor Square restaurant to dine with Bezos, 58, and Sanchez, 52, who wore an elegant black summer dress.

The meal came as Cruise's latest film passed the $1 billion mark at the worldwide box office. It is the first of the actor's films to reach the rare milestone, with his next-highest global earner being 2018's Mission: Impossible – Fallout, which made $791.1 million globally.

The hit sequel is also set to become the most financially beneficial to Cruise himself. Variety recently reported that Cruise is expected to earn $100 million or more from Top Gun: Maverick, drawn from a combination of his upfront salary, a percentage of global ticket sales, and a share of the movie's future home entertainment earnings, the outlet added.

Despite this, Cruise reportedly took a smaller-than-usual payment upfront — $13 million — for the movie, according to an earlier report from Variety.

The outlet added that Cruise structured this unique deal to ensure that he earned more after the movie's theatrical release. Per Variety, the actor currently has a similar deal lined up for the next two installments in the Mission: Impossible franchise too.

"To all the films in release, to all the studios, and to all the exhibitors: congratulations," Cruise wrote on Twitter in June, reacting to the huge box office success of the movie. "To the audience: thank you for venturing out and allowing us to entertain you. See you at the movies."

Last week, Sanchez, 52, donated $1 million to the family-focused charity This Is About Humanity (TIAH), which works to raise awareness about separated and reunified families at the border U.S./Mexico border.

"We're so honored to receive Ms. Sánchez's generous donation to TIAH," the non-profit said in a news release Thursday. "As a continuous supporter of our initiatives at the border, Ms. Sánchez truly understands our mission and personifies why we do what we do. As we continue to support families and children at the border, this $1 million gift keeps us moving towards our goals, large and small," it added.

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by Anonymousreply 167August 25, 2022 7:52 PM

Wow.

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by Anonymousreply 1July 26, 2022 11:25 PM

he looks like Laura Dern's younger brother

by Anonymousreply 2July 26, 2022 11:39 PM

Mariah Carey has issued a statement...

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by Anonymousreply 3July 26, 2022 11:40 PM

He finally looks like an old man.

by Anonymousreply 4July 26, 2022 11:46 PM

I'm actually sad about this.

Tom's face at R1 looks absolutely nothing like the old Tom Cruise.

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by Anonymousreply 5July 26, 2022 11:48 PM

He looks like Tom Cruise. Some of you old queens haven't been paying attention to his aging.

by Anonymousreply 6July 26, 2022 11:50 PM

Actually, we have R6.

His looks are all over the place.

His plastic surgeon should be fired!

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by Anonymousreply 7July 26, 2022 11:54 PM

The bloated pics were a mystery. We thought it was filler that needed to settle but at the premiers this summer he had wrinkles and didn't look botoxed and filled.

Perhaps he was ill. He had that horrible accident perhaps he is on cortisone sometimes and painkillers while things are still being reconstructed.

by Anonymousreply 8July 26, 2022 11:58 PM

He now looks enough like Dustin that their playing brothers makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 9July 27, 2022 12:03 AM

Cruise taped an odd intro to the Top Gun sequel which is just him sitting in a movie theater talking to the audience. He looks much different and older (not BAD at all, just older and different) in this clip than in the actual movie which was filmed in 2019 and then not released because of the pandemic. Did he really change so much in three years? Was it the lighting and make up? I don't know, but it's a striking under-discussed difference. Good movie though!

by Anonymousreply 10July 27, 2022 12:04 AM

Ugh. Two more installments of the Mission Impossible dreck?

by Anonymousreply 11July 27, 2022 12:05 AM

Is that 'really' Tom (Tammy) Cruise - or is it Harrison Ford!

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by Anonymousreply 12July 27, 2022 12:09 AM

Tough crowd.

by Anonymousreply 13July 27, 2022 12:10 AM

Who the fuck cares when I'm about $200 million richer? Piss-poor poofters' put-down is nothing to me now.

by Anonymousreply 14July 27, 2022 12:16 AM

Is he sick?

He looks horrible.

by Anonymousreply 15July 27, 2022 12:27 AM

R7, you're a moron. He gained weight, then lost it. If he'd had work done, they would've lifted those droopy eyelids.

Can't stand the Scientologist, but he's probably in better shape than 90% of people his age.

by Anonymousreply 16July 27, 2022 12:30 AM

He looks a little different than what I remember.

by Anonymousreply 17July 27, 2022 12:32 AM

Yeah, he looks fine- but not like Tom Cruise. I wouldn’t have known who he was!

by Anonymousreply 18July 27, 2022 12:33 AM

He pulled a Zellwegger. He went too far and had the fillers taken out.

by Anonymousreply 19July 27, 2022 12:33 AM

Oompa-loompa, doopity-do!

I have another puzzle for you!

by Anonymousreply 20July 27, 2022 12:33 AM

He looks good for a 60 y.o. white man; much better than a couple years ago. He's still a freak, but at least he doesn't look like one.

by Anonymousreply 21July 27, 2022 12:44 AM

Does he ignore his biological daughter?

by Anonymousreply 22July 27, 2022 12:46 AM

I like my glassy-eyed sociopaths THIN!

by Anonymousreply 23July 27, 2022 12:48 AM

Cruise is an insane, constantly grinning dick wilter.

by Anonymousreply 24July 27, 2022 12:53 AM

He looks like Steve Martin with better hair.

by Anonymousreply 25July 27, 2022 12:53 AM

[quote] He looks like Steve Martin with better hair.

Sorry I meant Martin Short!

by Anonymousreply 26July 27, 2022 12:54 AM

He looks like a 60-year old man

by Anonymousreply 27July 27, 2022 12:56 AM

He'll be the prettiest senior lesbian at the Dinah Shore this year!

by Anonymousreply 28July 27, 2022 12:58 AM

A-ha.

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by Anonymousreply 29July 27, 2022 1:02 AM

My guess is eyes plastic surgery. People with natural hooded eyes look really off when they remove some upper eyelids skin, like Charlize Theron and Melanie Griffith.

by Anonymousreply 30July 27, 2022 1:15 AM

I guess they can afford to order a la carte.

by Anonymousreply 31July 27, 2022 2:18 AM

Something happens around his age that is really fucking weird where the change is so subtle you cannot pinpoint it but it's old age. The eyes change and it's a small but huge change.

by Anonymousreply 32July 27, 2022 2:22 AM

It’s his eyes. But I don’t think it’s them “getting older” but rather he had something done. Maverick was filmed before that which is why he looks “normal” - that confused me for a while there too.

by Anonymousreply 33July 27, 2022 2:23 AM

Maybe he’ll drag Bezos into Clamdom and he’ll give all his money to them. Maybe they’ll all go up in the dick rocket and explode. That would be nice.

by Anonymousreply 34July 27, 2022 2:25 AM

He looks fine. It's age.

I'm a year younger than Tom, also in good shape, but the last few years hit hard!

by Anonymousreply 35July 27, 2022 2:37 AM

Call me old fashioned, but I have no respect for men who get plastic surgery.

It's such a female thing to do, not to mention extraordinarily vain.

Men should just grow old gracefully.

by Anonymousreply 36July 27, 2022 2:38 AM

Looks like Sandra Bullock with short hair.

by Anonymousreply 37July 27, 2022 2:51 AM

Wig.

That big single tooth under his nose is weird.

Moobs

by Anonymousreply 38July 27, 2022 2:55 AM

He looks like a shoe salesman .

by Anonymousreply 39July 27, 2022 2:56 AM

The picture at R1 is truly stunning.

His new face doesn't resemble the old Tom Cruise. At all.

by Anonymousreply 40July 27, 2022 2:57 AM

Top Gun: Makeover

by Anonymousreply 41July 27, 2022 3:05 AM

It’s one thing to look aged and another to look just plain different. See Brad Pitt, who still looks the same but weathered.

by Anonymousreply 42July 27, 2022 3:08 AM

I've seen worse.

by Anonymousreply 43July 27, 2022 3:09 AM

He looks great!

by Anonymousreply 44July 27, 2022 3:10 AM

He's still breathing. I 'd say that's a win.

by Anonymousreply 45July 27, 2022 3:12 AM

He looks like a lesbian gym teacher from the '80s who is styling herself from her k.d. lang album.

by Anonymousreply 46July 27, 2022 3:12 AM

^ Hot!

by Anonymousreply 47July 27, 2022 3:23 AM

Our noses and ears keep growing as we age. Ears, not so noticeable until you hit 70 or so. But noses? An already prominent nose becomes bigger, fuller, and throws off the rest of a face. Aging + a bigger nose + his obvious eye job makes for a very odd looking Tom Cruise.

Jennifer Aniston has the same problem. Her nose has gotten fuller and so no matter what other stuff she has done, she just never quite looks right.

by Anonymousreply 48July 27, 2022 3:30 AM

"Dr., please! Make me look like an old Paul Rudd!"

by Anonymousreply 49July 27, 2022 3:35 AM

Why did he never get that mole on his cheek removed?

by Anonymousreply 50July 27, 2022 3:43 AM

Woah. Looks unnatural

by Anonymousreply 51July 27, 2022 3:44 AM

Looks like a Madame Tussauds rendition of TC

by Anonymousreply 52July 27, 2022 4:01 AM

Ever notice how the two of us are never photographed together anywhere!??

by Anonymousreply 53July 27, 2022 4:07 AM

Are those jeans from Wrangler?

by Anonymousreply 54July 27, 2022 4:12 AM

[quote] Are those jeans from Wrangler?

They're "Dad Jeans" he borrowed from Barack Obama.

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by Anonymousreply 55July 27, 2022 4:16 AM

He looks creepy

by Anonymousreply 56July 27, 2022 4:21 AM

From Getty Images- July 9, 2022 at Wimbledon.

He looks good in some shots. I mean, he's 60.

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by Anonymousreply 57July 27, 2022 4:22 AM

Who makes those jeans?

by Anonymousreply 58July 27, 2022 4:48 AM

He was beautiful for 3 decades

by Anonymousreply 59July 27, 2022 4:57 AM

Something tells me that was the one approved picture.

by Anonymousreply 60July 27, 2022 5:00 AM

Same costume?

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by Anonymousreply 61July 27, 2022 5:02 AM

It is the nose as the poster said upthread. I can’t unsee it now.

by Anonymousreply 62July 27, 2022 5:06 AM

In addition to the mix of aging and plastic surgery or procedures, the hair isn't helping. A full head of dark, floppy hair on a 60-year-old gets you close to uncanny valley. Same when an 80-year-old woman wears a dark wig.

by Anonymousreply 63July 27, 2022 5:11 AM

He looks like a lesbian sister of Jason and Justine Bateman.

by Anonymousreply 64July 27, 2022 5:13 AM

I don't think his hair looks so bad, R63.

It still looks fairly natural.

What really disturbs me is that when I look at his face, I don't see Tom Cruise any more.

by Anonymousreply 65July 27, 2022 5:17 AM

I really like Tom but it saddens me to think how much money he has given to the evil cult of Scientology. Everyone who saw top gun 2 basically gave that psychotic organization a donation.

by Anonymousreply 66July 27, 2022 5:17 AM

Wide load

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by Anonymousreply 67July 27, 2022 5:20 AM

Beep beep

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by Anonymousreply 68July 27, 2022 5:25 AM

Id kill for his hair,maybe not so brown though. If thats a wig or hair plugs,they are damn good ones. I dislike the man but I dont think he looks that bad. I still dont (nor have I ever) wanted to have sex with him.Like John Travolta,hes always seemed sexless to me.

by Anonymousreply 69July 27, 2022 5:32 AM

He is so short.

by Anonymousreply 70July 27, 2022 5:32 AM

R68 that brutal blog is hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 71July 27, 2022 5:43 AM

In R57's photo he still "looks like himself" and good, just a bit older and pretty reasonable. I mean, that's probably not his real hair color, and possibly not all his real hair, but his face looks recognizable and just older.

by Anonymousreply 72July 27, 2022 11:39 AM

Look at these two pictures from the same June 20th 2022 press conference. Talk about variable looks.

First Pic:

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by Anonymousreply 73July 27, 2022 2:07 PM

Second pic from the same event:

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by Anonymousreply 74July 27, 2022 2:08 PM

Even R73 but esp. R74 photos are very different from how he looks on-screen in the movie.

by Anonymousreply 75July 27, 2022 2:14 PM

I wish the restaurant had told him, "I'm sorry, madam, but you can't enter here wearing jeans. This isn't Pizza Express."

by Anonymousreply 76July 27, 2022 2:14 PM

She look pretty good for a white girl in her 70s. Brava Tammy.

by Anonymousreply 77July 27, 2022 2:16 PM

Serving up casual, geriatric lesbian realness.

by Anonymousreply 78July 27, 2022 2:30 PM

He should wear lower density hairpiece toppers and blend it with his real hair trimmed fairly short on the sides and back. . That is way too thick of a wig for his age.

by Anonymousreply 79July 27, 2022 2:40 PM

He looks like a Tom Cruise that got old and had a lot of plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 80July 27, 2022 3:09 PM

I cannot look at him anymore. Cannot bear it. Sick to death of the whole "phenomenon."

by Anonymousreply 81July 27, 2022 3:25 PM

Back rolls

by Anonymousreply 82July 27, 2022 5:34 PM

That pic at R74.

Wow.

I never thought Tom Cruise would age.

He has kept up appearances for so long.

by Anonymousreply 83July 27, 2022 10:29 PM

He always had an overbite

by Anonymousreply 84July 27, 2022 10:42 PM

R74 she looks like someone's muscular grandma who is about 74. She has a great dye job though. :p

by Anonymousreply 85July 27, 2022 10:44 PM

Chipmunk filler cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 86July 27, 2022 10:55 PM

He's starting to look like Redford before deep wrinkles took over his face.

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by Anonymousreply 87July 27, 2022 11:03 PM

Well, he's 60. You can tell that his body is starting to drop. The arms at r74 reveal the bottoms of his arms have dropped and has sprouted 'senior wings' to flap around..

by Anonymousreply 88July 27, 2022 11:06 PM

He's 60 but he's still looking older than he otherwise could. He looks 60s that's denying reality and hanging onto (aspects of) 50s for dear life. By 65 he'll look a desperate 70s instead of a healthy version of his age.

by Anonymousreply 89July 27, 2022 11:12 PM

[quote] Well, he's 60. You can tell that his body is starting to drop

Droop.

by Anonymousreply 90July 27, 2022 11:15 PM

He looks like that guy married to Babs.

by Anonymousreply 91July 27, 2022 11:16 PM

Ton Cruise is officially an Eldergay.

by Anonymousreply 92July 27, 2022 11:22 PM

I was thinking Michael Bay.

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by Anonymousreply 93July 27, 2022 11:25 PM

Is it my imagination or do fillers and other facial PS start to drool, fail, idk the correct term? It comes undone?

by Anonymousreply 94July 27, 2022 11:27 PM

Jesus Christ what is wrong with me that I think Michael Bay looks good in that pic??

by Anonymousreply 95July 27, 2022 11:28 PM

Shit, who was that guy married to Kirstie Alley with the close set eyes?

by Anonymousreply 96July 27, 2022 11:29 PM

You cruel jerks have to factor in the intense psychological pressure Of not only being in this Hollywood game for several decades, &more importantly completely owned and operated by this controlling, demonic cult called Scientology. Tom has no control ultimately. That is hell . Leah Remini said on a podcast that Tom is surrounded by Scientology operatives masking as his protective friends on movie sets . He is NEVER free . Poor guy

by Anonymousreply 97July 27, 2022 11:32 PM

R94- Droop, not drool. 😏

by Anonymousreply 98July 27, 2022 11:34 PM

R97, I thought Remini also said that Tom is treated better than royalty within the "Church", with a band of slavish underlings tending to his every whim. As I recall, she described him as having taken on dictatorial tendencies.

by Anonymousreply 99July 27, 2022 11:46 PM

I’m sure Tammy is a terror if his muffin is not served at the right temperature. Death to the minion!

by Anonymousreply 100July 27, 2022 11:50 PM

R99- I have heard the same. He is waited on and served like royalty. He basically has slaves because they do not get paid for their services.

by Anonymousreply 101July 27, 2022 11:55 PM

R99, 100 , yes they give him more power and it’s only an illusion. He’s still owned and operated

by Anonymousreply 102July 27, 2022 11:56 PM

I know what it’s like to work and work until you’re half dead and to have them tell you you’re getting old!

by Anonymousreply 103July 27, 2022 11:57 PM

I'm nearing 59 soon, and I think Tom Cruise looks good for 60. People do age, the Face changes, jowls, eye wrinkles, it's the natural process to Age. He's still Tom Cruise who has entertained us for many decades with big screen event movies, he was very cute in his youth. I think he still looks good. :-)

by Anonymousreply 104July 28, 2022 12:12 AM

Another Getty pic from a press conference in June 2022.

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by Anonymousreply 105July 28, 2022 12:16 AM

Tom actually looks sexy . It’s the hair cut or style

by Anonymousreply 106July 28, 2022 12:17 AM

When did he turn into Miss Jane Hathaway

by Anonymousreply 107July 28, 2022 12:19 AM

Come on, that "hair system" which looks more like a basic top wig is horrendous. No one is buying a 60-year-old with a lush head of hair like that, let alone jet black. He looks like that frau from Kate + Eight or whatever. It is more egregious than the eye lift.

by Anonymousreply 108July 28, 2022 12:27 AM

R5 because the baby fat has been replaced by fillers.

by Anonymousreply 109July 28, 2022 12:34 AM

His zigzag part is so dated and is not fooling anyone!

by Anonymousreply 110July 28, 2022 12:41 AM

I read somewhere he's looking for a home in London.

by Anonymousreply 111July 28, 2022 12:43 AM

Fillers just do not look good on older people. Neither does dark hair color. It ages them.

by Anonymousreply 112July 28, 2022 12:52 AM

Brad Pitt looks older, but more attractive than this mess, Tom is not longer 30, he needs to let go and gracefully go for some salt and pepper hair.

by Anonymousreply 113July 28, 2022 1:05 AM

Looks like Laura Bush.

by Anonymousreply 114July 28, 2022 1:32 AM

Look closely. Is he wearing one of those tiny gold stick pins on his collar or lapel from "Death Becomes Her." "Now a warning...."

by Anonymousreply 115July 28, 2022 1:57 AM

Home or homo?

by Anonymousreply 116July 28, 2022 1:58 AM

[quote] You cruel jerks have to factor in the intense psychological pressure Of not only being in this Hollywood game for several decades, &more importantly completely owned and operated by this controlling, demonic cult called Scientology. Tom has no control ultimately. That is hell . Leah Remini said on a podcast that Tom is surrounded by Scientology operatives masking as his protective friends on movie sets . He is NEVER free . Poor guy

Tough shit, R97.

Tom made his Scientology bed.

Now he can rot in it!

by Anonymousreply 117July 28, 2022 2:24 AM

R96: Parker Stevenson. Good call!!

by Anonymousreply 118July 28, 2022 2:25 AM

R105's brother

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by Anonymousreply 119July 28, 2022 2:28 AM

Sam Waterston?

Barry Bostwick?

This is driving me nuts.

by Anonymousreply 120July 28, 2022 2:36 AM

Tom Cruise is catching up to Mickey Rourke.

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by Anonymousreply 121July 28, 2022 3:02 AM

Has anyone figured out where all the puffiness came from, earlier this year?

Was it injections, or weight gain?

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by Anonymousreply 122July 28, 2022 3:03 AM

Parker

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by Anonymousreply 123July 28, 2022 3:17 AM

Parker

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by Anonymousreply 124July 28, 2022 3:18 AM

OMG! I love you Anne Murray! Sing Snowbird!

by Anonymousreply 125July 28, 2022 3:19 AM

R105 Wow! Age has caught up with him.

by Anonymousreply 126July 28, 2022 3:19 AM

The fat pic of him is with his real, thinning hair. The other pic he looks good.

by Anonymousreply 127July 28, 2022 3:20 AM

I was pretty shocked at that photo too, R126.

I had no idea that his publicity photos and movie visage was so heavily filtered.

by Anonymousreply 128July 28, 2022 3:25 AM

R48 THANK YOU for nailing the "nose thing". Like another poster, I can't unsee it now. He's even getting a bit of the "ear thing", and as others have mentioned his hair color is doing him no favors.

This is the best work money can buy, and it obviously can only go so far. Save your money and age naturally.

by Anonymousreply 129July 28, 2022 3:59 AM

Tom has no real power of self determination

by Anonymousreply 130July 28, 2022 4:40 AM

He looks like the offspring of Katie Couric and Julia Childs

by Anonymousreply 131July 28, 2022 4:49 AM

In the fat pic, it looks like he has a pierced ear.

by Anonymousreply 132July 28, 2022 5:20 AM

I'd spit on Jeff Bezos, not have dinner with him.

by Anonymousreply 133July 28, 2022 6:33 AM

I also need to know why it looks like someone shoved a air hose up his ass in the June pic but his face is slim if not gaunt, in the most recent pic just a month apart.

by Anonymousreply 134July 28, 2022 5:04 PM

Oh please. Isn't he worshipped almost like a God in that cult? Plus, nobody twisted his arm.

by Anonymousreply 135July 28, 2022 9:33 PM

His cheek implants are so apparent when he smiles

by Anonymousreply 136August 6, 2022 7:09 AM

I wanted to fuck his ass in Risky Business.

by Anonymousreply 137August 6, 2022 8:08 AM

R137, I'm in my late twenties and only ever knew Cruise as that crazy Scientologist guy but I've since seen pictures of him as a young guy and he was really sexy.

by Anonymousreply 138August 6, 2022 9:31 AM

I’m 58 and look late twenties, and I concur. Tom Cruise was really sexy back in Risky Business, Top Gun, Cocktail, Legend.

by Anonymousreply 139August 6, 2022 9:57 AM

Top Gun did it for me. Also Mission: Impossible. But the Scientology stuff is a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 140August 6, 2022 9:59 AM

I never found him sexy. He had a good smile and good hair. He was cute. But I preferred Rob Lowe and Emilio Estevez. And several other guys. It was the time of young male heart throbs, but he never did it for me.

by Anonymousreply 141August 6, 2022 1:07 PM

I’m not a fan but he just looks like an older version of himself. He’s still cute and the body is thicker but he’s in good shape.

by Anonymousreply 142August 6, 2022 1:21 PM

If you enlarge the pic at R1 you can see his still has hooded eyes. The eyebrows are missing quite a bit of hair, plus his nose has changed. He looks normal in the Wimbeldon photos, and at r105, where he looks like Mark Harmon or George Harrison.

by Anonymousreply 143August 6, 2022 1:26 PM

R143 He always looked like Mark Harmon, or vice-versa.

by Anonymousreply 144August 6, 2022 1:37 PM

R144 There's something womanly about him in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 145August 6, 2022 1:39 PM

Seems to be morphing into Michael Burger

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by Anonymousreply 146August 6, 2022 11:27 PM

I'm in my early 80s but am frequently told I look like I'm in my late 50s and I have to say that I look younger than Tom Cruise who is in his late 50s! LOL!

by Anonymousreply 147August 6, 2022 11:48 PM

He's aged a LOT since 2005.

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by Anonymousreply 148August 23, 2022 3:20 AM

Is he dating anyone these days?

by Anonymousreply 149August 23, 2022 5:24 AM

Yes!

by Anonymousreply 150August 23, 2022 5:32 AM

He’s still A good looking guy

by Anonymousreply 151August 24, 2022 3:50 AM

I wonder if he’s ever done anal.

by Anonymousreply 152August 24, 2022 5:03 AM

That puffy pic looks like he was taking prednisone or some steroidal anti-inflammatory.

by Anonymousreply 153August 24, 2022 6:49 AM

Or just loves marshmallows.

by Anonymousreply 154August 24, 2022 6:51 AM

Bitch stole my act.

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by Anonymousreply 155August 24, 2022 7:00 AM

Her old nose grew back.

by Anonymousreply 156August 24, 2022 7:27 AM

Does this mean he chose his ass over his face?

by Anonymousreply 157August 24, 2022 7:52 AM

He should star in the next chipmunks film

by Anonymousreply 158August 24, 2022 1:56 PM

R57 I agree he looks good there, much more like himself. I wonder why these 2 were having dinner - stunted development Bezos finally getting to relieve his hard on for Maverick?

by Anonymousreply 159August 24, 2022 2:24 PM

[quote]he looks like Laura Dern's younger brother

So do I

by Anonymousreply 160August 24, 2022 4:04 PM

[quote]He aged a lot since 2005

R148 Haven't we all...?

by Anonymousreply 161August 24, 2022 4:32 PM

R161, not THAT much. He still looked quite young -- like that was filmed in 1995 or so.

by Anonymousreply 162August 25, 2022 7:14 AM

Poor Tommy Boy

by Anonymousreply 163August 25, 2022 9:34 AM

Nothing poor about him, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the wealthiest actor in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 164August 25, 2022 12:02 PM

^poor that he has to stay in the closet

by Anonymousreply 165August 25, 2022 12:47 PM

If these two who were so in love can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

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by Anonymousreply 166August 25, 2022 6:50 PM

^ Oops, wrong thread.

by Anonymousreply 167August 25, 2022 7:52 PM
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