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Which TV Programs Deserve a Porn Version? And Which TV Series Would Make Godawful Porno?

Frasier: A modest orgy on a tasteful divan

Coupling: Endless talk leading up to it, but it lasts two minutes

The Big Bang Theory: Sheldon makes that lightsaber disappear!

The View: Don't you wish it were a snuff film?

by Anonymousreply 6July 26, 2022 12:24 AM

The View doesn't need a porn version. It already is a full on scat show - in fact, every time that one of those women opens her mouth, a deluge of pure shit is released into the world.

My suggestion would be a porn version of 2 and a Half Men, even though Charlie Sheen has probably made several of them already... He just doesn't remember when, or how, or with who.

by Anonymousreply 1July 25, 2022 4:41 PM

Leave It To Beaver—June swears and clutches her trademark pearls while Ward’s cleaver is giving her the business.

by Anonymousreply 2July 25, 2022 4:55 PM

Porn Version : Henry Danger. Captain Man whips off his costume, strips a tied up Kid Danger, and has his way with the small twink ass.

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by Anonymousreply 3July 25, 2022 7:12 PM

America’s Next Top Model- Men compete in a variety of challenges testing their stamina, power, and dexterity to determine who will earn the title. Winners will also receive a years worth of lube, an OnlyFans collaborations with an overexposed bottom of their choice, a two week stay in Puerto Vallarta (vaccines not included), and a contract with NakedSword worth $5,000!

by Anonymousreply 4July 25, 2022 8:47 PM

DRAKE & JOSH would barely need to be changed. There are obvious places where stepbrother fucking scenes could be inserted and not ruin the plot.

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by Anonymousreply 5July 25, 2022 11:43 PM

Romper Room

by Anonymousreply 6July 26, 2022 12:24 AM
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