Jesus, take the wheel!
The world just seems so messed up right now
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 22, 2022 1:45 AM |
A belief in Jesus is a huge part of what got us into this fucking mess. That and a million other things.
Jesus, suck on a tailpipe!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 20, 2022 10:19 PM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 20, 2022 10:53 PM |
please, jesus, DON'T take the wheel. and that is a dumb expression, get a better one
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 20, 2022 10:55 PM |
And all shall be well. And all shall be well. And all manner of things shall be exceeding well.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 20, 2022 11:27 PM |
And if it isn’t well, then it’s still not the end.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 20, 2022 11:27 PM |
Jesus fucking Christ, could someone else PLEASE drive?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 21, 2022 12:50 AM |
Why all the hate about Jesus?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 21, 2022 11:17 AM |
Cut down on watching and reading the news, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 21, 2022 11:18 AM |
We don’t hate Jesus, r7
We hate hypocrites who claim to believe in Jesus while they disregard his teachings and do evil. Which is all of modern Christianity.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 21, 2022 11:20 AM |
Jesse has driven us off a cliff
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 21, 2022 11:21 AM |
Focus on plans, OP. Seriously. Take a break from news and negativity. Plan out vacations - doesn't matter if you can't afford them, let your brain focus on looking at places to go, things to do.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 21, 2022 11:23 AM |
This reel perfectly sums up how I feel about life right now... funny, and sad...
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 21, 2022 11:43 AM |
R12 solution: Stay off Twitter while at work.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 21, 2022 11:54 AM |
r13, I work for Twitter.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 21, 2022 11:57 AM |
Well, I'm trying to.
See what I did with the Supreme Court?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 21, 2022 12:36 PM |
If that's true: Sorry to hear that, R14!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 21, 2022 12:44 PM |
Don’t be so superior about someone’s chosen profession and employer, Dutchie. Jesus says to love everyone.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 21, 2022 2:44 PM |
Nothing wrong with the profession, but having been around in the tech world for 15 years, I KNOW Twitter is not a great employer, R17.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 21, 2022 2:55 PM |
The Mayans were right. They just got the date wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 21, 2022 2:57 PM |
[quote]We don’t hate Jesus, [R7] We hate hypocrites who claim to believe in Jesus while they disregard his teachings and do evil. Which is all of modern Christianity.
⬆️WOW! This is SERIOUS "we" trolling
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 21, 2022 3:05 PM |
After tonight’s hearing we need Jesus more than ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 22, 2022 12:52 AM |
Good news, World! Jesus has taken the wheel… Bad news: He’s Japanese. Oy! Try the chicken, it’s delicious.! I’ll be here all week, folks!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 22, 2022 1:39 AM |
Oh, Lawd, it’s a roulette wheel!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 22, 2022 1:45 AM |