Dating a younger guy. The horror!

I find this confusing.

Why exactly is it "awkwards" (sic) to go listen to music at a club - hip or otherwise? Passed your bedtime or did you need to be home to take your daily medication? Or did he want to have dinner after 8pm when you normally eat at at early bird specials at 430pm like many old people?

The only thing hip about you, OP, is the one you broke trying to get out of the shower.

Can we disregard R1 and have a post that's not so dumb but worthy of a DL R1 please?

Ask and you shall receive, OP.

EST -8/10 You haven't had sex since the Clinton administration...

R4 R1y goodness, you're really dumb, arent you?

Heading to a nightclub and listening to music with a date and his friends is going too far? You need to be appreciative he asked you. Also ask him to something you would both enjoy. I. e. dinner, movie, weekend getaway, art show, hiking, etc.

R5 may be right: too ESTish sounding.

OP, a rent boy asking if you need an escort to a social function for a reasonable hourly rate isn't a date.

My best friend moved to another continent - for a man. I pretended to be happy though I obviously wasn't.

Is YOUR friend happy?

So how old are you, OP? Like oh-he’s-a-little-older-than-us-but-cool old? Or who-brought-their-grandpa-here old?

Op, you should have gone. You would have fit right in... 🙄

It's easier for the younger guy to hang out with the older guys friends.

Only if the younger guy is hot, R13.

Here's the op and his "date."

I dated a woman who was 20 when I was 40 -- and before I get the scathing remarks, she came after ME. But it was hard enough just being in public with her, much less with her friends. Salespeople/waitstaff always assumed I was her mother, even though she was a 5'10" natural blonde and I'm a 5'6" brunette! Uncomfortable for sure, but we played along just for laughs.

I knew from the get-go it wouldn't last very long, so I figured I would enjoy it while it lasted, and I did. Beautiful girl, and a genius to boot! So it lasted a year, and that was fine. I was glad I did it.

So it's OK, OP -- if you enjoyed yourself and no one got hurt, it goes in the plus column.

0.1/100

How are you "dating" if you just had sex once and then it was "over" after one venture out?

Only younger guys approach me and/or respond on the apps, so I've had to learn to accept, and even laugh at the awkwardness. It's that or be alone. And no I'm NOT going to hip hop night at Turbo on Friday.

Nobody wants me young or old. I guess I'm at that in between age.

OP 55, BF 22. Told ya it would end up in tears.

Mango Muffin is in my age spectrum, but older. He’s “daddy” and I’m the stary-eyed misstress. It works spectacularly.

^starry-eyed

R16, I believe that’s why they call them “May - December romances”. That’s about how long they last.

Yep r24. That's how about long it lasted. And yep r21 that was the age difference.

Wait, do you guys know me?

Hahah I date older men like 40-57 and when I introduce them to my friends they act the same. My friends typically think nothing of the age. It’s a mind thing we all have it

I'm 41 and if a date asked me to go to a stuffy, noisy nightclub to hang with a bunch of young people I've never met, I'd rather jump in a well of hot lava. Those days are gone and I'm GLAD they're gone. It's bed and a book for grandpa now.

[quote]Dating a younger guy. The horror!

I think OP left out a part.

[quote]The sex was good. And then he asked me to come join him and his friends at a hip music club.

Whilst dancing, I had an incontinent episode, but I wasn't wearing my Depends.

[quote]Awkwards. I knew then it was over.

I’ve noticed how eldergays report on here - with some bemusement - that young guys are suddenly into them. When exactly does that start? I’m 47 and I’m ready. Do you need to have a big daddy dick?

I had a first date with someone years ago and somehow George Bush came up in conversation. Within a minute he said "Wait, President Bush's father was also President?" and the date officially ended.

@r29, "Do you need to have a big daddy dick? "

A big daddy wallet works much better 😜

R29 how do you look? If you look just like any middle age man, then just post a selfie on grindr and call yourself daddy. The amount of young boys asking to be fucked would surprise you.

In the age of the absence of discipline and parenting, it is a bargain sale of twinks for us middle age men. I fucked 15 boys (legal of course) in the last two months.

Posting a selfie standing in front of your Land Rover works even better

[quote] I’ve noticed how eldergays report on here - with some bemusement - that young guys are suddenly into them. When exactly does that start? I’m 47 and I’m ready.

It should have already started especially in this day an age of daddy porn. A warning: they're looking for the daddy-for-a-night fantasy, not a relationship. If you're good in bed they'll come back 2-5 times, then it'll be over. Better make sure you keep your dick hard during sex, they disappoint very easily.

Older guys are not as flaky as younger guys. That's one reason a young guy told me he prefers to hook up with them.

[I fucked 15 boys (legal of course) in the last two months.]

R32 You're a whore, not a champ.

R24: Nope. A May-December romance doesn’t refer to the duration of the relationship. It means one partner is much older than the other. It uses one calendar year as a metaphor for a human lifespan (birth to death). Birth is January 1.

For example, if you assume a year is metaphorically equal to the age of 72, then the partner who is May is 25-30. The December partner is closer to the end of his life and is 66-72.

Captain Obvious is in the house ^

R37 is missing the sarcasm gene.

The younger gentleman callers are often rough on my delicate lady poosie. Sometimes, I really like it that way.

R16/R39, I was responding to the person who wrote: [italic]I believe that’s why they call them “May - December romances”. That’s about how long they last.[/italic]

I took the comment at face value, you ancient cunt. But do tell us about your supernatural ability to detect sarcasm in everyone's comments, especially R24's. I'm waiting with bated breath...

R38, it's hilarious that you, Captain Clueless, would act like a know-it-all after you've revealed your abysmal reading comprehension. In the thread specifically asking for dirty jokes, you posted several lame dad jokes that were the opposite of dirty. A mediocre (and foreign) troll on DL who can't even follow simple instruction—what an earth-shattering revelation!

You're also the colorblind idiot who thinks cockatiels have pink cheek feathers. Squee!

Damn, son -- take your meds!

^ You can dish it out, but can't take it, hmm?

Fuck off, ignorant troll.

Wow, you really showed us, huh? 😳

I don't need to, troll. You show your imbecility with every comment you post.

Carry on!

I spit out whatever you dish out, you ignorant queen at R43 -- but then again, I'm a lesbian.

LMAO! Of course, that explains it. A lame lesbian telling dad jokes with a poor ability to read the room. I don't care if you fuck animals, cunt, you are a boring troll.

Lol, this is hilarious! I've never seen such a literal and easily combustible loony 😂 Keep going, oh cockatiel overlord! Give it to us hard!

Your above-it-all pose is fooling no one, fuckwit. As your responses show, you are one pressed troll. Your clit must be the only button that's not easily pushed.

You collect dolls, don't you?

That's sad. There, there. Tell enough lies in your head and they will eventually become the truth for you, AlexanderTheRaw.

Your homophobic stereotypes are noted. Very few of you cunts are welcome here. Why do you remain? Oh, that's right—you're an unhinged troll who'll do anything for attention.

No, no, R51 - you have it all mixed up. The Take your meds gal is the lesbian - I'm the Captain Obvious guy with the pink cheeks.

I mean, If I read your misogynistic comments correctly.

[quote]I mean, If I read your misogynistic comments correctly.

If the shoe fits, hon. Male or female, a cunt is a cunt.

As for the ancient lesbian: shouldn't you be dealing with your bed death instead of regaling us with distant memories of your freaky times? *Pukes*

But you *DO* collect dolls, don't you?

I don't, but why would you even be interested in the truth, troll? It's not like you've established any credibility in this thread. You ask stupid questions.

OP is a NEST

Non-Elaborate Scenario Troll

^ I can believe that. Too many attention whoring trolls on DL (like AlexanderTheLame and The Ancient Cunt), needing their validation from strangers.

Aw, you're still here, sweetie. What are you waiting for?

^ Right back at you, cunt. Why are you still here? To get your narcissistic supply, of course.

Hey, friend, you know I was just joking, right? No harm was intended. I saw that you were one of the people who consoled me when my cat died and that makes you a friend in my eyes. Hugs.

Okay, Alexander. Fair enough. I don't deliberately pick fights with people, but there are enough trolls who attack others here on the flimsiest pretext and I wasn't having it today. Peace be with you.

Wow, reading this thread while high is a fucking trip.