Chris Evans is laser-focused on finding a partner for life.

Do you have genital herpes, OP? If so, full speed on!

He’s been saying this for over a decade. Please.

He needs to pass on his genes.

Definitely 3. All the wrong people are passing on their genes. We need more Chris Evanses in the world.

Closet Case.

Too much fillers in the face, too arched eyebrows, too many hand movements…..

Would that partner be a man or a woMan?

Didn't minka kelly give him herpes? And his psycho mom tried to sue lipstickalley because they leaked it. Lmao. A coke head with herpes. Have at it ladies.

He got treated for an STD at a hospital in LA and someone leaked the medical records. His overbearing Italian Mama went insane and threatened to sue everybody.

His mom is nuts and why he will never marry.

God he’s so borIng

HOLY FUCK he is fucked up in that interview. His liver is going to be Liza Minnelli grade in a few years,

“Chris, tell us about your new movie!”

Chris: “ISH TERRIF!”

Chris at his next press junket:

[quote]His mom is nuts and why he will never marry.

His mother is the stereotypical overbearing, suffocating Italian mama who runs her son's life and God help any woman who dates her perfect boy.

LOL fangurls will tell themselves anything to convince themselves he’s not gay.

I'm never going to become Mrs. Bradley Cooper with Huma Abedin in the picture, so maybe now I should try to be Mrs. Chris Evans!

I've read that Chris and his mom share a hotel room when they travel. That's just fucking weird.

He also ran home after losing his virginity because he was so excited to tell his mom about it.

Jesus Christ these superstars get giant multiroom suites when they travel. It’s not like they’re in two queen beds next to each other at the Radisson.

As much as DL accuse every hot celebrity as being gay, I’m surprise “looking for the right girl” Evans barely gets a mention.

He isn’t gay. That’s why. He’s one we know is straight.

I’ve thought he was gay for a while.

I want to match him up with Henry.

[quote] Jesus Christ these superstars get giant multiroom suites when they travel. It’s not like they’re in two queen beds next to each other at the Radisson.

I don't sleep in my clothes, nor do I sleep with them. I require one bedroom for my wardrobe--and my mother--, and one for myself.

Wait, so are both Evans brothers gay? R21 R23

R25 no. Jesus. How would r21 r23 aka YOU know? You wouldn’t.

I love him! Such a sweetie.

Well I think Chris is probably bisexual but like many bisexuals he starting veering gayer as he got older which explains why his public dating life dropped off a cliff a couple of years ago after several years of dating fairly publicly.

Actually he does date. He has learned to keep it private. Like many celebs learn.

Also isn’t there a study which shows that one gay brother increases the propensity of other gay brothers?

R30 no. Statistically that’s a HUGE NO

OK I had it backwards, it was older brothers and Chrisis the oldest so it would not apply

Chris dates and fucks like a rabbit, but knows that his fan base is crazy so doesn't out his information out there like thursty celebs.

Sure hon.

"laser-focused"

Overdone.

[quote]I want to match him up with Henry.

I would pay $$$ to watch that.

LOL

R18 R25 The rumor comes from the picture linked below. Quote from link: "Both of them are bi."

Let's pretend it's the truth... Remember how it was Chris who outed his brother? Chris appears intelligent to me (aside from the cocaine rumors), so I really don't think he would have been so stupid and outed him so casually (search the web for "Chris outed Scott"... Poor Scott).

Conspiracy theory time: Was it a deal between the two? Like... You'll get a career too lil' bro but therefore I will out in the future you so I can use you as a cover.... (Because most people will then not assume that the other brother is gay too!)

Or was it more sinister and Chris did it on purpose without even asking him and his Brother is just a lovely forgiving soul? (Remember when Chris told on a late night show how his brother was once covered in diarrhea as a kid and when Scott found out that Chris basically told this embarrassing story to the whole world, he wasn't even angry at all PLUS here on DL, unfortunately I can't find the reply/thread anymore, someone said that Chris isn't like he pretends to be in interviews and not "as nice" (This person didn't say however that he is now a bad guy or something).

Remember that youtube clip where Scott, Chris and their mother were at this GLAAD award event and Chris awkwardly pointed out that he is a "straight guy" even though it wasn't necessary to say so? I thought straight men who are confident with their sexuality wouldn't need to point it out that way.....

And the last thing, if you look up Chris Evans transvestigation videos on youtube, you will see that he has wide child-bearing hips.... (According to the transvestigator)

*another last thing regarding the "older sibling study". I am pretty sure there are gay men here who have no brothers or are actually the oldest. Not denying that there is truth to the study but everything is possible anyway.

My fanfiction verdict: Allegedly in the closet????? I don't think this is true of course and I only made this theory up because of the user that made the comment in the link below. If it weren't for him/her/they, I wouldn't even have thought that far... so thank you I guess? HA! I wonder now if his mother sees his boner when they wake up together in bed (allegedly).

Will Gans covering this story (ABC NEWS) just said "act fast ladies---or GENTLEMEN".......LoL

I'm a whole lotta woman and a whole lotta available.

My name is.........my name is.... Mrs Chris Evans! (Cheers and standing ovation from the audience)

Chris Evans and Minka Kelly are actually a very attractive couple. He should get back with her. Their babies would be insanely beautiful.

But she's already in her 40s now and I guess hot A-listers don't date or marry middle-aged women. He will probably end up with a 25 yo Instagram model.

Alexander Skarsgard is 45 and is currently dating a woman his age and even knocked her up. Kinda refreshing that he is dating an age appropriate woman in this superficial world.

R42 It doesn't look like she is interested in having children and honestly why when there is netflix and video games???

He's a real hunk of man! I'd let him fuck my titties.

What a mess

Minka Kelly is a notorious beard for gay men. If a hollywood guy is with her, you KNOW he's gay. Skarsgard is not with anyone now. He's GAY. His last "girlfriend" was. Leonardo Di Caprio's ex. He's had a history of beards just like Evans.

There are PR couple contracts, that’s no mystery. It’s not all about bearding, it’s about publicity.

I bet all Minka’s exes share a link with a publicist or agent.

Minks Kelly is a bootleg Gal Gadot, and wasn’t she once a beard for Sean Penn?

I think Evans is overrated. He shaved all of his body hair to play CA. When he played the Human Torch, he had the most gorgeous body hair. I feel no physical attraction to him at all.

R48 Sean isn't gay....

R38, after reading your post I am sure of only one thing.

I think about Chris Evans less than you think about Chris Evans.

He looked bizarre in Captain America because he had gotten so many tattoos on his torso that they had to cover his whole torso with makeup. You can see the transition from his skin tone on his head to the body makeup.

Chris Evans is a very hot sexy man, I'm crazy about his natural body hair as well, hope he allows it to grow again, not a fan of the tattoos, but I still like him a lot. :-)

The only reason I might think he was closeted is because all his relationships seem weird. Whenever he is spotted with a woman, it’s with a B level actress and looks staged. He seems like the type who would date a non actress, but I don’t think he’s ever been spotted with a non celeb woman. Of course the actress dates could be staged purely for publicity and no other reason.

Well, I am laser-focused on Chris Evans. WATCH OUT, CHRIS, I'M HEADED YOUR WAY.

I sometimes wonder how he would look like without the cocaine... only if the rumors were true of course. Do you think that's why he had the alleged plastic surgery which was heavily discussed in another thread?

He was so coked out at some Marvel event they had to rush him off the red carpet, sneak him out the back door, and send him home. The Marvel people were PISSED at him.

I don’t think he was coked out, Coke is an upper and makes you act like this.

He was most likely on downers or booze.

R58 on down syndrome?

One of the Evan's brothers is gay. I highly doubt both of them are gay. There were also videos on social media of him hitting on women at a club and getting their phone numbers. He looks and acts like every other Italian American chav. Not everyone in Hollywood is gay.

Minka Kelly had a couple of high profile relationships and doesn't seem to be interested in getting married or having children. Maybe she just enjoys dating and having sex with hot, famous men. Men do this all the time and no one bats an eye. Just look at all the 40yo Hollywood bachelor's with extensive dating histories. A woman enjoys sex and dating, she must be a beard or slut or something must be wrong with her that she can't keep a man.

R60, Minka Kelly is a KNOWN beard, what planet are you on?

Which one is he again?

[Quote][R60], Minka Kelly is a KNOWN beard, what planet are you on?

Fuck off, troll.

R62, you fuck off, dumb ass, you're the troll defending these stupid beards, KISS MY ASS YOU DUMB BITCH!

^Were are the receipts, troll? It's your own personal opinion based on paparazzi pictures and gossip. That's all. It is NOT a known fact. It's your personal opinion.

R65, fuck off troll

^Yawn. That's all you got, lame ass?

Did he happen to specify gender? I like his politics even though most of the Marvel flicks are junk designed for 12-16 year old boys.

R67, I'm just doing what you're doing, you don't have any receipts either. Minka has been well discussed on here for years, before your bitch ass even heard of datalounge. You're a newbie who doesn't know shit, you don't history. Go eat that bitch's pussy since you want to so much.

^I've been following her and her "career" since FNL. I've been a huge fan of the show so please seriously fuck off with your newbie bs.

We both don't have receipts so claiming it's a FACT she's a well known Hollywood beard is ridiculous. She's a very good looking woman who had the opportunity to date hot, rich Hollywood actors, athletes and entertainers. Her reputation and work resume isn't the best so why would anyone want to be contractually associated with her?

Camilla cabello said no thanks to dating him when he said he had a crush on her, she must know something..

It age is a big importance to him, he dated sandra bullock when she was 50 and him 33.

He never dated Sandra Bullock!

Never heard of the Camilla Cabello thing either. If he was seriously interested, she would be all over that.

Is he JEWISH LASER-FOCUSED????

R73 why would it be shocking? He dated this creature , twice.

R71 pfft as if that racist ever had a chance.

R75, it wouldn’t be shocking, just completely not true.

I once asked him what he valued the most in a life partner and he farted in my face!

R78 It seems to be a common thing in hollywood

R60 I saw the video. It reminded me of this blog post. He reminds me of my down low bisexual ex. I am glad that I have always used condoms, unlike other people apparently...

Does he stick that herp dick in his mom tho?

R49 In some photographs it sometimes looks like he is still trimming the hair on his chest. Not good. I hope he has changed his ways.

What you can say for certain is that he NEEDS a fat juicy cock to pound his prostate up into burger meat and cure his anxiety issues for once and for all.

Cock Destroyer Lily James is not going to waste her time barking up a gay tree.

[Quote] He also ran home after losing his virginity because he was so excited to tell his mom about it.

Same.

How did he tell his mother? "I put my penis in another person's hole, do you wanna see how I did it?"

[quote]He also ran home after losing his virginity because he was so excited to tell his mom about it.

That really is odd

....

R88 at 0:10 the way goes back on the couch, says "ah" and moves his hand gently while putting one leg over the other. It looks not straight honestly... or is this just an actor thing? But I love how he is moving his hands during the whole conversation, it looks manly.

Can't imagine it's any fun for any woman to have to share his bed with his mother.

He goes from place to place. It's no surprise that he has an any port in a storm mentality.

Good luck to whoever he does end up marrying.

End up? I would like to seet that!

R93 😜

R92 Do you think the mother will be present during the wedding night?

No woman will ever be good enough for mama evans, unless it's her.

[quote]No woman will ever be good enough for mama evans, unless it's her.

You don't know Italian mothers...at all. You only believe this based on a distorted stereotype. Being Italian and growing up in the tri-state area, I know a great number of Italian guys and their mothers. The only thing that will get the Italian mother to judge the daughter-in-law as "not good enough" is if she's a slob or doesn't cook. Even the "doesn't cook" think is sometimes overlooked.

No, they don't like their sons to marry lazy, fat, and stupid women. What mother does?

R97 That's not why I said that, there's lot's of talk that she's unhealthy obsessed with chris.

[quote]there's lot's of talk that she's unhealthy obsessed with chris.

Ah, because someone on the internet said so, then it must be true.

As if gay men on DL don't have mommy issues either.

Yes And chris has daddy issues so what's your point?

"The first time I had sex," he said, "I raced home and was like, 'Mom, I just had sex! Where's the clit?'

It's really odd for a grown man to share a hotel room with his mother.

R95 absolutely

Chris Evans is a kid in a candy store. He'll marry when he needs someone to change his diapers.

[Quote]It's really odd for a grown man to share a hotel room with his mother.

He does not share a hotel room with his mother. They share a multiple room suite. Do you also think it is odd to visit your parents and share the same house with them while staying there? He's a millionaire. It's not like he's staying at a budget Days Inn and can only afford one room. Geez.

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No, they share the same room. It's fucking weird, dude.

Suite, hon. Suite.

I wouldn't want my mother around all the time. Why doesn't he take his hot bf with him on tour (if he has one)?

It's a room. I know a hotel they stayed in.

Ugh. He's cheap?

Do they continue practising in the hotel room?