Jack Schlossburg

Queen hit his expiration date early...

He’s a Kennedy. Case closed.

Looks like he skipped the gym and spent all his time on his hair.

Meth and 🐒 pox.

His bouffant hairdo is a tribute to his dead grandmother, Jacqueline Kennedy.

He looks good

All you haters just wait...

He's going to be fabulous in that Off-off Broadway production of "Grey Gardens":

“YOU SEE, SHE DOESN’T WANT ME TO EAT ANYMORE ’CAUSE SHE GOT SO FAT. SO I HAVE TO SIT HERE AND STARVE ALL THE TIME.” – The NEW Li'l EDIE

Yeah, he's got a beautiful head of hair.

The Kennedys hit the wall by 30.

Jackie: Behind the Myth - by far the best JBKO documentary from PBS, '99

Jack's features are the type that are just going to get more harsh as he ages.

When he was younger, his youthfulness could counteract his strong features.

Now they're just getting stronger as he ages.

He has a lovely lightly hairy chest, though.

Like his uncle.

He looks fine to me. Not a great picture though.

Yum.

He looks like his father Schlossburg. He's ecchy and always has been.

Did we ever find out if he’s gay or just a queen or straight guy?

Youza, te gusta mucho, tetas delicioso.

Jack looks like one of those creepy Kushner boys.

Jack definitely inherited the Kennedy athletic physique.

R11- He looks more like his Uncle than either his father or mother- which is weird.

He looks a little like a Kennedy impersonator…but he’s got something.

Where are the girlfriends?

Pushing 30 and not a single one?

Jack really loves showing off his treasure trail.

JFK Jr. was the same way.

He needs some fat in his face and body.

Jack's mother is his best friend.

He doesn't have time to date, but when he does, he'll find a nice girl in Europe.

Kennedys always have good hair to offset the unfortunate faces. JFK Jr was such an anomaly that people thought he was a love child.

Ewww

I think he's hot and would drain his cock morning, afternoon, and night.

Call me, Jack! I'll treat you like a king, and your mom will love me!

He's cute but was never stunning. He's nowhere close to his uncle in the looks department. But he is fortunate looking for a Kennedy spawn. Being a lawyer is more respectable than being a career politician parasite.

R26- John John did not inherit his mother’s EMBRYONIC looks.

Jack *Schlossberg* is a fine handsome young man. Looks remarkably like his late uncle JFK, Jr.

Another...

Hard to believe given the passel of children he bred, but Jack Schlossburg is the only grandson of JFK, Sr.

Jack has some head of hair, lucky guy. His hair is better than most womens hair.

Jacqueline Lee Kennedy Onassis passed down some great genes to her children and grandchildren. In particular those lush manes of her son and grandson.

JFK definitely had illegitimate children. It would be impossible with all the indiscriminate fucking he did.

R33 here...

Error in post, was mixing up JFK's father who had tons of kids with the late president who only had the two.

Carry on...

If only Jackie's babies didn't keep popping off because of those lousy Bouvier genes, there would be other grandkids now!

Guess who had great genes, and now has thirty-three grandkids? ME!

[quote]If only Jackie's babies didn't keep popping off because of those lousy Bouvier genes, there would be other grandkids now!

Her 3-pack-a-day ciggy habit didn’t help either.

He’s got that weird broad Kennedy jaw

His hairstyle makes all the difference in the world.

R40

That was Rose Kennedy's contribution to gene pool!

He looks like any other Jewish or Italian kid from Long Island.

It's "Schlossberg," not "Schlossburg."

when are we going to get pics of his hairy schloss?

I'm curious about that too, R22.

You'd think by age 30 he would have a steady girlfriend and possible fiancee.

Especially an eligible bachelor like him.

What's the story there? Has he EVER had a serious girlfriend?

Why would he bother being a closet case, on the other hand? Caroline is liberal isn't she?

Better a has-been then a never was.

R48- Who are those two creatures ?

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Lol R49.

It's Donald Jr. and Eric Trump.

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DLers dating themselves. No one under 70 cares for this family.

No longer being hot isn’t the worst thing that can happen to a Kennedy man!

Few young men today are looking to settle down at age 30, and that includes perhaps a steady GF with serious intentions.

JS just wrapped up law school and now needs to pass bar exam. Even while in college and law school the guy was very active in various other pursuits.

Young men like JS are aware their background (and in this instance good looks) make them an active target for scheming females with an agenda. Get in early and stake their claim so to speak. Happily usually parents of these young men warn and reinforce early on about how they shouldn't rush into romantic entanglements.

Given the example of her brother, Caroline Kennedy knows all these things too well, and likely has counseled her son to take great care.

[quote] Young men like JS are aware their background (and in this instance good looks) make them an active target for scheming females with an agenda. Get in early and stake their claim so to speak. Happily usually parents of these young men warn and reinforce early on about how they shouldn't rush into romantic entanglements.

Plus it's much easier to get one of your "bros" to suck you off nowdays, when you get horny.

[quote] Plus it's much easier to get one of your "bros" to suck you off nowdays, when you get horny.

Because in your deluded mind, handsome wealthy ivy leaguers from famous families have trouble finding skinny rich sorority girls to fuck. He's not having any problems getting head from his skinny blond girlfriend (who can contort her body like a pretzel) or any other skinny blond woman.

No one talks much about Jack's sister, Rose.

But I think she's gorgeous, and looks a lot like Jackie Kennedy.

Plus, she has a much nicer nose than Jack.

R58- Are you talking about me?

Some inhabitants of DL just crack me up. Endless threads about so called "hot" guys who are either fuggos or barely a 4. OTOH OP thinks Jack Schlossberg is not *hot* at all.

De gustibus non est disputandum I suppose

Needs a nose job.

[quote]JS reportedly had a thing for Kendall Jenner.

This young man needs to aim a lot higher than reality show trash. Not to mention, the entire clan of Kardashian and Jenner women are dimwits. I cannot imagine having any kind of serious conversation with any of them.

Maybe he's just as vapid as the Karjenners. Why do you assume he's an intellectual with something to offer? R62. Like attracts like.

@r62, "This young man needs to aim a lot higher than reality show trash."

I know, right?...

Grandpa = Marilyn Monroe

Uncle Jr. = Madonna

Seems like ol' Jack is just following the family tradition

29 for white boys = 59 for black guys.

R65 ???

[quote]@[R62], "This young man needs to aim a lot higher than reality show trash." I know, right?... Grandpa = Marilyn Monroe Uncle Jr. = Madonna Seems like ol' Jack is just following the family tradition

Marilyn wasn't stupid, her image was that of a dizzy bimbo, because of her beauty and curves she was pigeonholed into being a sex symbol. Marilyn worked hard at becoming a better actress. Can't say I'm a huge fan, but I do know about Marilyn being depressed about not being taken seriously. You clearly know little about this woman.

Madonna is pure trash and her music is disposable crap. Now, she's an obsessed plastic surgery freak who cannot face getting old. Most of her backstory is a lie. Madonna didn't come to NYC with $30 in her pocket, then go home with some guy she met in Times Square, that sounded like something out of a L&O episode. Madonna's connections were in place before she arrived in NYC.

With Jack's background, he can do much better than a Jenner. He shouldn't be looking in the gutter. Besides, don't all those Jenner and Kardashian women exclusively date Black men? Specifically athletes and rappers? Kim is so dumb, guess she assumes Pete Davidson is part Black, lol

^ I was just saying that the Kennedys have a "type"

[quote]Madonna's connections were in place before she arrived in NYC.

Please explain.

^ Rich, good looking and easy

R60- I HATE the expression - CRACKS ME UP.

Please refrain from using it on any of your future responses here on the datalounge.

What are you going on about, OP? He looks good in that picture. I think he'd benefit from a more up-to-date haircut, but there's nothing wrong with the way he looks.

Obviously OP is a basement dwelling fat ugly unfuckable troll who is exclusively attracted to twinks. Any mature masculinity is a "deal breaker" (for deals that will NEVER be made anyway).

Jack has always been a fug. The only child of Caroline's that looks ok is her daughter Rose who looks more like a Bouvier.

Needs a haircut

[quote] Needs a haircut

R75 = Mrs. Howell.

"Jack has always been a fug."

Says you!

On JS's worse day he can still likely pull anything better than on your best.

He's not fug but he's not beautiful. He's just cute and young. If he wasn't a Kennedy, nobody would think he's anything special except for the hair.