Chris Hemsworth

I'm sorry, but isn't Russell Crowe a little fat to be playing Zeus? This movie wasn't filmed in Cinemascope.

You can’t trust nudity today, they use CGI and body doubles.

Like I know the butt scenes from Deadpool was CGI / body double. In the behind the scenes Ryan is wearing nude colored underwear.

You gotta wait for indie flicks to see real ass in Hollywood. I doubt that’s really his ass

It’s too high and tight to be his ass.

Thor’s voice is all wrong in that video. Usually they get someone who sounds like the original actor.

Ugh, another one, are there just no new ideas in Hollywood anymore?

Check out the moves. Check out the BUTT

Sizeable

^ sorry wrong pic

Baring butts to fill the seats. You'd think Spider-Man would spin him a pair of undies pronto to spare him the indignity.

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Sick of this utterly talentless slut.

Love him!

R10 That was quite descriptive - you've thought about that a few times, haven't you?

When you have CGI you don't need youth, apparently.

I'm sorry but if that's a good butt a gold, rock hard shapeless fucking little bump? It's nothing.

Sexy butt - whoever it belongs to

DORKMINGELARD at R10 needs both an increase in dosage and some serious adjectival therapy.

"Hey gays, pay to see our movie!!"

Chris Hemsworth = fuckable

The first time I saw him was as George Kirk on JJprise 2009.

I thought he was so incredibly handsome and sexy. I was a bit disappointed he died, rather than being "the" Kirk.

The funny part is that after Zeus zaps his clothes off, not only do Zeus's handmaids faint from the sight of Thor's massive cock but so do the two hot guys standing behind them.

The movie is quite fun.

R2 is correct. I’m sure Mr H is quite handsome in person but “beauty work” happens on nearly every shot of a major Hollywood movie. (And on more shots in a streaming TV show than you would think.)

R10: good on ya!

Barely contained

He looks like he is made of plastic.

Thank heavens we were spared Russell Crowe's butt.

R25: yes, he’s rather flexible, especially considering the fact that he’s such a big tall guy

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Has anyone noticed that his chin has elongated and his jaw has become heavier?

Now, it could just be that the proportions of his face have changed by lowering his bodyfat which narrowed and hollowed his cheeks giving the illusion of a longer face.

Others suggest a chin implant.

I fall into the camp that the steroids and growth hormone he's been using to bulk up for Thor have resulted in his jaw becoming heavier and his eyebrow ridges growing - both common among bodybuilders and other who abuse steroids and HGH.

J’adore le roi Chris Hemsworth

^ whatever it is, he looks so much more handsome in the ‘After’ pic!

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R31 It's likely from Human Growth Hormones. Over time, HGH can cause the bones in your jaw to thicken making them look more pronounced.

I guess we just have to settle for this Conan / Aquaman wannabe for now

The message I got from the bit was that the Olympians fainted with desire at Thor's massy cock because they were so tired of having to go under Zeus' little taffeta skirt to service his tiny meat.

🧐 oh wow

Hellooooooo!!

Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere / Get it together and bring it back to me / Hit the playas club for about month or two / Put his hand on it then see what he do / Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight.

Girl I don't need you, but you need me / Take it off, let if flop, shake it freely / And you ain't gotta sell sex, girl, it sells itself, Like nothing else / Yeah I'm a country boy, but that big city bottom fill me up with joy / And I ain't choose it, that thang chose me / Its bubba and ying yang, all the way in this thang.

Quarter to twelve and we just getting in / Bubba gonna make ya spark wit da Ying Yang Twins / Sippin on patron, blong blong blong / Shawdy in a thong, whom whom whom / Ass get da jiggling, Motherfucking wigglying / Get that thang shakin, like she frost bit shivering / Ass be delivering, all type of flashes, cashes / Got these hoes shaking that molasses, shhh.

I guarantee you'll make all da dough / So gonna do ya thing baby, work what chu got, to get what chu want / I ain't dat money, don't let it make u.

Oh for fucks sake, it's much easier to show butt than make a CGI version. It's time consuming, expensive and unnecessary when most males in Hollywood are whores to begin with.

Agree R41. If anyone has no qualms about showing butt it’s someone who looks like Chris Hemsworth.