Eitan Bernath

Abs

OP you are pedo-adjacent

For those that always scream "STEROIDS" on muscular men.

This is what they are attracted to.

Disgusting

Eitan is cute, but Nick DiGiovanni is much better looking.

Eitan invited to White House.

Nick DiGiovanni is hideous

[quote]Nick DiGiovanni is hideous

BWWWAAAAHHHH. Thank you, Stevie Wonder.

This is a site for (mostly) middle-aged gay men.

He looks like a kid, regardless of his "legal" status via age.

So, it feels creepy to see threads pop up like this. Same goes for all the Heartstopper threads. Maybe they're started by teens or people in their 20s. Who knows.

Yeah, Nick isn't nearly as cute as Eitan.

Perv Thread. I don't care how "legal" he is. He looks like he is 15 and if you find that sexually attractive you might need a probation officer (if you don't already have one).

He's adorable. It's his NJB shtick. If you can't see that, go away.

Who? Is this some TikTok star?

zzzzzzzzzzz

It's "creepy" that people of all ages find young adults physically attractive?

Welcome to evolutionary biology, R8. And every society on the face of the Earth. And all of human history.

The motivation for the New Puritans like R8 and R10 to label anyone who isn't balding, pre-diabetic, and in their mid-40s "minor-appearing" has nothing to do with protecting actual minors. Seeing as how, you know, this isn't one, and attacking people on the internet for posting pictures of adults does nothing to protect actual minors from CSAM.

The goal is to wield moral panic to virtue signal, enforce groupthink (pedo witch hunts are the zeitgeist, much like rooting out "terrorism" was in the 2000s or "the war on drugs" was in the 1990s), and respond to some emotional need of theirs that isnt being satisfied in their actual lives.

Also, he doesn't look "15." Anyone who says that has no idea what an actual 1 5-year-old frame or facial structure look like.

R14 = Do you have a Probation Officer? I don't mind calling him...Anyone who DEFENDS their attraction to teenagers either has one or needs a Probation Officer...I knew someone like you once. The Sheriffs Office kicked in his front door with a warrent at 8.am. Just sayin'

Eitan's not a teenage, though.

R12 = DL has been following Eitan since he was in High School. This was the video that started it..I am sure he would be grossed out knowing how long some of you have drooled over him.

Does he go to a Jewish school? Why does the cafeteria serve all this Jewish food?

Just my opinion, R14.

*shrug*

I'm surprised a Twinko Plinko Shrine hasn't been erected yet>

A magnificent princess!

(Too young to be a queen)

Nothing less than 10 fat inches gets admitted to her GrandCanyon!

Legal doesn’t make it appropriate, Mr. Singer.

I find him cute the way I find a young puppy cute.

As for being sexually attracted to him: Wake me up in 8 years or so. He needs a bit of meat on the bones.

R17 - He's Orthodox Jewish. I remember him from Chopped Kids years ago. He was Mr. Personality and said he wants to be the next Guy Fieri.

Does that mean he only sucks circumcised cock?

Guy Fieri? Eitan would probably like being fucked by Guy's nephew Jules.

He went to the same yeshiva (Jewish religious school) that Jared Kushner attended.

[quote] this site is mostly middle-aged gay men.

Assuming a rather expansive definition of "middle aged"

R23 yes it does.

I’ll trust the legal system and its restrictions before our trust a hysterical self appointed guardian of how we should conduct ourselves.

You are in desperate need of therapy or razor blades and a hot bath

He starts Columbia in the fall and I'm betting he's going to be getting so much dick he'll probably be too sore to sit his entire first semester.

Op eats shit literally

R32 then begs OP to deep tongue kiss him.

Literally

Why do puritans have to always come into the threads with the most adorable twinks? Can’t you all go back to your threads about hairy muscly daddies and 80s gay porn stars?

🤮 op is 💩

He’s only starting college next fall when he’s 21? What was he doing the past three years?

R35 eats old peoples' excrement

[quote] He’s only starting college next fall when he’s 21? What was he doing the past three years?

Making money and doing thing like this....................

Fuck you! Old people's excrement is delicious!

R 36, He was filming cooking shows with his hot Jewish friends.

He probably lives in a place nicer than most single young men in NYC.

^ nicer than where DL posters live.

He’s like Camyron Mammoth’s som.

Did he get into Columbia because he’s smart or because he’s a celebrity?

He looks like a huge flaming queen.

He’s a delicious pocket twink, but he is a little too excited sometimes. Even so, I bet it’s fresh. I envy the respectable gentlemen who’ve had the golden opportunity to coat his guts.

Is he a gay?

Think so. Watch his videos.

I don’t think he’s a gay. Just Gen-Z and excited about cooking.

Worst name ever.

Tiny meat.

OP = nobody he’s posting about.

R51, and you would know this how?

R46 you comment got me HARD

Oh dear, YOUR comment. Still hard.

I'm sorry but who are these people? DL is so good at trying to get fan bases going for the most obscure people.

If you had bothered to watch or read any of the links, you wouldn't be embarrassing yourself, R 56.

He's cute and has a trim body but I don't find him sexy.

Too hyper.

See also Tom Daley, Tom Holland, etc.

He looks 15. DL pedos strike again.

R59 Thank god he's not 15, or underage.

I just mashed up this thread with the one about twinks fucking against a wall. I would like to fuck him against every wall of that ridiculously huge apartment he has. EVERY WALL.

Decent mashup, R61. His new apt is pretty sick. That sunroom/dining room had me weeping.

According to r59's thought process, I would not have been allowed to have sex until I was 28. That's the year I first had to shave every day.

Update. "Eitan Eats the WORLD".....Cookbook is out...Eitan looks like he would definitely enjoy some African cuisine....

It says he came out in May.