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In case you need some inspiration to feel Proud to be an American…

This boy wants to show how Patriotic he was on July 4th! And loved showing America’s Ass in his speedo!

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by Anonymousreply 159January 22, 2023 11:08 PM

If you look him up on instagram, he does missionary work.

by Anonymousreply 1July 8, 2022 2:37 AM

That’s one FUCKABLE ass. I’d bend him over that dingy and open him up like a ripe melon.

by Anonymousreply 2July 8, 2022 2:39 AM

He’s a man of God. A Christian boy.

by Anonymousreply 3July 8, 2022 2:44 AM

He’s very lucky the OP the Brooklyn Seacow didn’t plop up and swallow him w/hole.

by Anonymousreply 4July 8, 2022 2:45 AM

R3 The seacow Ed.win knows where to find all those white Christian boys.

by Anonymousreply 5July 8, 2022 2:46 AM

Hilarious 🤣

by Anonymousreply 6July 8, 2022 2:49 AM

Where’d my star spangled panties go?

by Anonymousreply 7July 8, 2022 2:49 AM

That is a fuckable phat booty

by Anonymousreply 8July 8, 2022 2:53 AM

R6 Hi seacow on your sock account.

by Anonymousreply 9July 8, 2022 2:54 AM

Jesus, take the wheel!

by Anonymousreply 10July 8, 2022 3:31 AM

My stars!

by Anonymousreply 11July 8, 2022 3:33 AM

who is he ?

by Anonymousreply 12July 8, 2022 3:34 AM

He needs to lose the friends. They’re holding him back.

Swim away, pretty boy, swim away.

by Anonymousreply 13July 8, 2022 3:42 AM

That’s the norm is straight friend groups. You have the super vein type who only hang out with other attractive people. They usually come from larger cities or at least middle class suburbs.

Then you have the more small town or small city type who like who they like and don’t even notice the appearance of their friends. Especially in the south. He’s a NC boy.

by Anonymousreply 14July 8, 2022 3:49 AM

[quote] You have the super vein type

He doesn't look particularly veiny to me.

by Anonymousreply 15July 8, 2022 4:27 AM

Vain. Sorry. Just saw that

by Anonymousreply 16July 8, 2022 4:31 AM

More!

by Anonymousreply 17July 8, 2022 4:44 AM

Really?

You think this is what makes me rationally understand how privileged I am to be an American while living in America???

Fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 18July 8, 2022 4:52 AM

Exactly. MY work would be fucking him in MISSIONARY position.

by Anonymousreply 19July 8, 2022 4:54 AM

Too bad he’s peddling the poison known as religion somewhere in the world. I might find Jesus if he came to my door in that Speedo however.

by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2022 7:11 AM

“In her satin tights, fighting for our rights...”

by Anonymousreply 21July 8, 2022 7:25 AM

The fatty cookie sniffer was acting all shocked but you can just tell he was absolutely frothing and loving it.

by Anonymousreply 22July 8, 2022 7:31 AM

R22 I thought the same thing. You just know he wanted some of that.

by Anonymousreply 23July 8, 2022 8:10 AM

fat boy wants to look but not seem gay.

by Anonymousreply 24July 8, 2022 8:18 AM

Does anyone know what is this guy's instagram, by any chance?

by Anonymousreply 25July 8, 2022 10:16 AM

What’s his IG?

by Anonymousreply 26July 8, 2022 10:41 AM

I don’t get it. What's so funny?

by Anonymousreply 27July 8, 2022 10:41 AM

R27 People can't handle masculine men and hot male anatomy, especially straight people. So they laugh to mock hot masculine men.

by Anonymousreply 28July 8, 2022 10:50 AM

The fact that he had on small speedos under his swim trunks, for the big reveal.

How many young southern straight American guys do you see wearing small speedos? They wear shorts.

by Anonymousreply 29July 8, 2022 10:51 AM

Why am I not surprised gay men don’t realize most American straight men don’t wear speedos?

by Anonymousreply 30July 8, 2022 10:51 AM

The Washington Monument makes me, Leslie Miller, proud to be an American

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by Anonymousreply 31July 8, 2022 10:54 AM

“It is not against the law to wear a Speedo. However, it is not a typical practice at most US beaches. Most men wear long trunks. Wearing Speedos is more a European act.”

by Anonymousreply 32July 8, 2022 10:56 AM

Most American men view speedos as feminine and gross. Not the case in Europe, where you will see most men on beaches in speedos. In America you see most men in shorts/swim trunks

by Anonymousreply 33July 8, 2022 11:04 AM

America, you so funny.

by Anonymousreply 34July 8, 2022 11:06 AM

My stars!

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by Anonymousreply 35July 8, 2022 11:11 AM

How would one even begin to search for his instagram??

by Anonymousreply 36July 8, 2022 12:03 PM

You can’t. His name is unknown to me. I just know he’s from NC and a Christian. The video was on twitter.

by Anonymousreply 37July 8, 2022 12:06 PM

His name was written on the original video. He's called Lawson McMichael.

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by Anonymousreply 38July 8, 2022 1:28 PM

Oh my!

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by Anonymousreply 39July 8, 2022 1:32 PM

R38 as hot as he is, I just checked his Instagram account and he is Christian. So that's a no for me. I'm not going to bother to follow him or anything. Another Chris Pratt clone. The world has enough of hypocritical repressed Christian men.

by Anonymousreply 40July 8, 2022 2:30 PM

No “Christian” men have a speedo. They wouldn’t even know where to buy one. This boy is on the downlow.

by Anonymousreply 41July 8, 2022 2:38 PM

I want to eat that ass!

by Anonymousreply 42July 8, 2022 2:41 PM

R41, per his Instagram, he was a competitive swimmer in high school. That’s why he knows where to get Speedos.

by Anonymousreply 43July 8, 2022 2:57 PM

Be careful gays, he will go off on gay people, these guys always do.

by Anonymousreply 44July 8, 2022 3:02 PM

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

by Anonymousreply 45July 8, 2022 3:02 PM

R44 100%

by Anonymousreply 46July 8, 2022 3:04 PM

His plump cheeks are bursting out of his skimpy boykini

by Anonymousreply 47July 8, 2022 3:08 PM

Delightful American thighs

by Anonymousreply 48July 8, 2022 3:08 PM

Turn around

by Anonymousreply 49July 8, 2022 3:15 PM

R40 the fact he’s a Christian has been mentioned about 10 times on the thread. Are you that stupid?

R41 ummm what????

I lose brain cells everyday now from reading some of the comments on this site. I miss when this site was filled with gay men who were intelligent and challenged me intellectually. Now I get headaches from how stupid so many people are on here. And the trolling is at levels it’s never been, in the decade+ I’ve been on here.

by Anonymousreply 50July 8, 2022 4:39 PM

R50 I wanted clarification that he was Christian, and it wasn't provided until his Instagram account was posted and I could check for myself. I don't believe everything that is written and told just for the sake of it, because I'm not an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 51July 8, 2022 5:11 PM

R51 I understand your sentiment, but I don’t see why I would lie about him being a Christian. He’s born and raised in North Carolina, and based on statistics, he is more likely to be born into a “Christian” home than not in the South. He isn’t some NYC born and bred type who is less likely to be religious. He’s from small town North Carolina.

Plus the over the top patriotism usually is a giveaway too.

by Anonymousreply 52July 8, 2022 5:28 PM

He is bootylicious

by Anonymousreply 53July 8, 2022 8:53 PM

R53 no lies detected

by Anonymousreply 54July 9, 2022 1:58 AM

Sean Cody should sign this guy up for their next star bottom.

by Anonymousreply 55July 9, 2022 2:22 AM

Mine

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by Anonymousreply 56July 9, 2022 3:05 AM

“I’m sexy and I know it”

by Anonymousreply 57July 9, 2022 3:12 AM

[quote]Not the case in Europe, where you will see most men on beaches in speedos.

Maybe 40 years ago, most younger guys wear board shorts as well

by Anonymousreply 58July 9, 2022 3:26 AM

Gawd I hate that song!

by Anonymousreply 59July 9, 2022 3:33 AM

Isn't he underage?

by Anonymousreply 60July 9, 2022 3:46 AM

I was reading the comments on TikTok a little while ago after it ended up on my FYP and supposedly he’s 17 going on 18. Yet no one cares and is still objectifying him.

by Anonymousreply 61July 9, 2022 3:51 AM

I'm disappointed he didn't completely wipe out in hilarious fashion. That's what I've come to expect from boat videos

by Anonymousreply 62July 9, 2022 4:20 AM

Great ass

by Anonymousreply 63July 9, 2022 4:58 AM

Bossy bottom, big Bush supporter

by Anonymousreply 64July 9, 2022 5:57 AM

But kneeling in front of the flag is an outrage.

by Anonymousreply 65July 9, 2022 6:06 AM

[quote]I lose brain cells everyday now from reading some of the comments on this site.

We can tell. You’ve lost the ability to tell the difference between everyday and every day.

by Anonymousreply 66July 9, 2022 1:50 PM

[quote]I'm disappointed he didn't completely wipe out in hilarious fashion. That's what I've come to expect from boat videos

r62 that phat ass would keep him afloat

by Anonymousreply 67July 9, 2022 2:38 PM

R39 That was the original video OP posted

by Anonymousreply 68July 9, 2022 2:44 PM

R50 Please take a writing class. I lost brain cells trying to navigate that horrific punctuation.

by Anonymousreply 69July 9, 2022 2:46 PM

R69 sure.

by Anonymousreply 70July 9, 2022 2:52 PM

I'm in love with Lawson McMichael, hot sexy swimmer, sex on a stick, he's fine and beautiful and he knows it, that's why he is showing off, he likes the attention. Stunningly sensual erotic male anatomy, so much to see and admire, he's 17 but he knows the power in his well put together physique in those tiny speedos, I think he enjoys teasing us gay men knowing we are salivating for that juicy butt, he absolutely knows his audience. 17 or not, the Christian boy is sexualizing himself for Amusement, so why get uptight knowing some of us are entertained by his cock antics? He can come to my house and be my houseboy or pool boy while he continues his education, water the plants and feed the pets, he's a horny young man with needs. I'll feed his libido and his carnal fantasies each and every day... ;-)

by Anonymousreply 71July 9, 2022 2:59 PM

nice plump cheeks

by Anonymousreply 72July 9, 2022 3:03 PM

R71 had to take it to that next level of creepy. So far we all admired his body without saying anything sexual because he is so young. You had to make it weird.

Also, I don’t think gay men were even a factor when he posted this. He’s not replying to most of the gay comments on his post. I think gay men think straight men are always thinking of them when in smaller towns and the south most don’t think of us or consider us a factor.

by Anonymousreply 73July 9, 2022 3:05 PM

Only on DL would a thread like this turn into a bitchfest over grammar. We're supposed to be discussing the white boy's fat butt cheeks spilling out his speedo. Get lost cunts!

by Anonymousreply 74July 9, 2022 3:06 PM

[quote]Also, I don’t think gay men were even a factor when he posted this. He’s not replying to most of the gay comments on his post. I think gay men think straight men are always thinking of them when in smaller towns and the south most don’t think of us or consider us a factor.

He probably doesn’t even know or has ever seen gay people in real life.

by Anonymousreply 75July 9, 2022 3:08 PM

Wow, Lawson looks delicious in his swimsuit, I want to take a bite of those Cheeks, I bet he tastes as good as he looks, a very sexy young man. 17 year Olds know what they're doing sexually, and he's loving every minute of it, and so are we...

by Anonymousreply 76July 9, 2022 3:10 PM

R74 No one has used the word "grammar" except you.

As others have said, I doubt this kid at all thought of gay men when doing this, I think he just thought he was being 'naughty' and funny, knowing that yes he does have a great body.

by Anonymousreply 77July 9, 2022 3:14 PM

[quote]Get lost cunts!

Um, you missed a comma here.

by Anonymousreply 78July 9, 2022 3:18 PM

I'll bet he's never been properly rimmed.

by Anonymousreply 79July 9, 2022 3:48 PM

He’s probably never had sex.

by Anonymousreply 80July 9, 2022 3:51 PM

Saving himself for marriage.

by Anonymousreply 81July 9, 2022 3:58 PM

Probably R81.

by Anonymousreply 82July 9, 2022 4:00 PM

Gorgeous all=American guy. Hot AF. Great legs

by Anonymousreply 83July 9, 2022 4:11 PM

He plays piano

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by Anonymousreply 84July 9, 2022 4:18 PM

However I don’t think he’s trained in playing piano. I get the impression he has the gift of playing by ear.

by Anonymousreply 85July 9, 2022 4:19 PM

This guy is probably an asshole towards gay people, does it matter?

by Anonymousreply 86July 9, 2022 4:21 PM

R50, I knew there was a reason I had R41 blocked already. That person is a perpetual troll on every thread.

by Anonymousreply 87July 9, 2022 4:22 PM

He has a self-declared Caffeine addiction

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by Anonymousreply 88July 9, 2022 4:31 PM

His Tin Pan Alley hits are surely calculated to reel in the eldergays.

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by Anonymousreply 89July 9, 2022 4:42 PM

R89 hey J. I already posted that. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 90July 9, 2022 4:43 PM

Again, those legs. Just, wow!

by Anonymousreply 91July 9, 2022 4:45 PM

his trailer trash momma or granny.

boy better work it to leave his roots!

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by Anonymousreply 92July 9, 2022 4:56 PM

[quote]his trailer trash momma or granny.

That was mean.

by Anonymousreply 93July 9, 2022 4:58 PM

you are on dl.

by Anonymousreply 94July 9, 2022 5:01 PM

Beautiful face, too. Is he really seventeen? I'm afraid he may have peaked early—there's nowhere to go but down from that.

by Anonymousreply 95July 9, 2022 5:04 PM

LovegodlovepeopleVoteDemocratic

by Anonymousreply 96July 9, 2022 5:04 PM

[quote] I'm afraid he may have peaked early

Or too late depending on one's point of view.

by Anonymousreply 97July 9, 2022 5:05 PM

Yes. He is 17.

And maybe he will just look the same for years. Not uncommon.

by Anonymousreply 98July 9, 2022 5:10 PM

Just look at them luscious cock sucking lips. Plumper than his gfs. They were definitely made for nursing on titties and mushroom heads. I get Matt Lanter vibes from this dude.

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by Anonymousreply 99July 9, 2022 5:37 PM

His genetics giving him plump lips doesn’t mean he’s gay. And he’s a minor. Tone it the fuck down.

by Anonymousreply 100July 9, 2022 5:41 PM

[quote]He’s born and raised in North Carolina, ...He’s from small town North Carolina.

The age of consent in North Carolina is 16. He's already become legal, folks. No time to waste!

by Anonymousreply 101July 9, 2022 5:43 PM

Is he mixed race?

by Anonymousreply 102July 9, 2022 5:44 PM

R101 that’s not what age of consent means….

by Anonymousreply 103July 9, 2022 5:44 PM

I believe one of his parents is a brown Hispanic.

He himself tends to use the light brown emoji more than the white one.

by Anonymousreply 104July 9, 2022 5:45 PM

[quote] I believe one of his parents is a brown Hispanic.

Link please.

by Anonymousreply 105July 9, 2022 5:47 PM

the lucky old closeted gay doctor who gets to give his very very thorough high school physicals (including utterly inappropriate and way way too long prostate exams!).....

by Anonymousreply 106July 9, 2022 5:47 PM

They don’t give HSers prostate exams.

by Anonymousreply 107July 9, 2022 5:48 PM

R107.. hopefully he would't know that! lol!... at least they do give hernia exams yes?

by Anonymousreply 108July 9, 2022 5:50 PM

[quote] that’s not what age of consent means….

Then what does it mean?

by Anonymousreply 109July 9, 2022 5:55 PM

I'd like to fuck his mouth, eat his hole and stuff his star spangled speedo into his mouth before I fuck the missionary in said position before flipping him into doggy and finishing off.

by Anonymousreply 110July 9, 2022 5:56 PM

'I’d bend him over that dingy "

You'd bend him over something that's "gloomy and drab"? I think it would be more fun to bend him over that dinghy.

by Anonymousreply 111July 9, 2022 5:57 PM

Some of us like dirty sex.

by Anonymousreply 112July 9, 2022 5:58 PM

He’s got a hot ass

by Anonymousreply 113July 9, 2022 5:59 PM

his speedo is really tiny... wonder why he chose to wear a swimsuit which is a couple of sizes too small?🤔... he looks amazing in any case

by Anonymousreply 114July 9, 2022 6:16 PM

R114 because that makes it more funny and shocking.

R109 that means that the person can legally engage in physical sex once they are 16 with someone over 18 with consent. That does not mean they are considered a legal adult. That doesn’t come until 18.

At 16 he can choose to have sex with someone over 18 if he wants but he can’t send nudes etc. that’s considered child porn still.

Your very gratuitous sexual comments on this thread are also considered a form of child pornography.

by Anonymousreply 115July 9, 2022 6:46 PM

He has a great body for being 17-years-old. I was still skinny at his age, despite my attempts at weightlifting.

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by Anonymousreply 116July 9, 2022 6:46 PM

R116 I need to tell you something that people seem to have forgotten in modern age.

It’s not about age. It’s about genetics. His body is more developed than yours was despite you working out because of his genetics.

by Anonymousreply 117July 9, 2022 6:48 PM

Anabolics are very easy to get today.

by Anonymousreply 118July 9, 2022 6:48 PM

[quote]It’s about genetics.

No.

by Anonymousreply 119July 9, 2022 6:49 PM

[Quote][R39] That was the original video OP posted

R68 I posted it due to the hashtags and description, especially the one says “That is Americas ass.”

by Anonymousreply 120July 9, 2022 6:51 PM

Thank you for sharing this OP! After working a 60 hour week and being in my 60s haha this was delightful to see and the start of my weekend! Frankly I don't care about anyone's political agenda or values when it comes to circumstances such like this. A hot man is a hot man whether he's Democrat Republican communist anarchist pacifist Etc. And I will be honest I've engaged sexually with people that were way to the right of my political views and also way to the left of my political views that doesn't mean I share them they only means that there was a mutual attraction and we took advantage of it in a respectful manner. That being said I would gladly engage in activities of both sodomy and fellatio with this handsome young man.

by Anonymousreply 121July 9, 2022 6:53 PM

Anyone who thinks genetics don’t play the biggest role on how your body develops is fucking idiot. I really can’t deal with uneducated goons always running their mouths on the internet.

by Anonymousreply 122July 9, 2022 6:53 PM

R120 it’s a quote from Avengers Endgame. It’s not that deep.

by Anonymousreply 123July 9, 2022 6:54 PM

[quote][R101] that’s not what age of consent means….

Yes, it is. It means he's legal to have sex with. Hot boy better learn how to bend over and take. The sooner he starts the better. All aboard the train, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 124July 9, 2022 6:58 PM

R124 that is not what you said fucking moron. You said he is LEGAL now because of it. He is legal to consent in sex, yes. He is not a legal adult yet, however, and he is not of legal age to send or receive nudes or pornography. Educate yourself on these laws before EVER coming for me. I actually know how these laws work.

Granted, based on your internet stalking/harassing/child pornography I am not shocked you don’t understand the law.

by Anonymousreply 125July 9, 2022 7:02 PM

et tu, r125?

by Anonymousreply 126July 9, 2022 7:03 PM

How do you know his mother is brown Hispanic?

by Anonymousreply 127July 9, 2022 7:07 PM

r125 You're the only one talking about illegal crap and sending shit. Hmm...I wonder why. A guilty conscience, maybe? (Yeah, that's it. Busted!)

by Anonymousreply 128July 9, 2022 7:08 PM

his burrito.

by Anonymousreply 129July 9, 2022 7:08 PM

He shoud lick Lourdes's pits.

by Anonymousreply 130July 9, 2022 7:14 PM

[quote] He shoud lick Lourdes's pits.

Woud that he coud!

by Anonymousreply 131July 9, 2022 7:18 PM

Fair enough, R123. Context is everything.

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by Anonymousreply 132July 9, 2022 7:23 PM

R132 he hashtagged Avengers Endgame also…

by Anonymousreply 133July 9, 2022 8:58 PM

R117 It is mostly genetics, but not only genetics. Nature is the most important factor, but being athletic and being toned is important. I recall being 17 and my first job as a summer camp counselor. The boys I supervised were 13 and they noticed my abdominal muscles and glutes and asked if I lifted weights. I did not, it was basically my genes and playing sports. I didn't think my body was remarkable at the time, but looking back I guess it was.

by Anonymousreply 134July 10, 2022 12:06 AM

Some guys are naturally athletic and naturally toned.

by Anonymousreply 135July 10, 2022 12:58 AM

His ass is viral

by Anonymousreply 136July 10, 2022 4:00 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 137July 11, 2022 4:42 AM

I get a kick out of the fatboy laughing... Until he goes home and beats off to his friend Lawson 😜

by Anonymousreply 138July 11, 2022 5:44 AM

When I was young I had a serious crush on a guy who looked just like this guy. I never acted on it because I knew he was straight. I ran into him 10 years later and he was fat and bald with two little babies ☹️... You just never know how these things are going to turn out

by Anonymousreply 139July 11, 2022 6:11 AM

R139 you all always knew someone who looked just like someone hot. Ever stop to consider it’s just your imagination?

by Anonymousreply 140July 11, 2022 4:16 PM

^ Actually he was better looking then this guy, but the video just reminded me of him

Why did you feel it necessary to shit all over my comment? 🤔

Ever stop to consider your own issues?

by Anonymousreply 141July 11, 2022 6:43 PM

[quote]Actually he was better looking then this guy,

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 142July 11, 2022 6:44 PM

^ Unfuckable 😂

by Anonymousreply 143July 11, 2022 6:46 PM

I'm sure you got more than your fair share of noogies when you were a kid. Justifiably.

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by Anonymousreply 144July 11, 2022 6:56 PM

Girls, girls! Let's keep this thread focused on its original aim- more pics of this hot slab of fuck!

by Anonymousreply 145July 11, 2022 7:03 PM

trailer trash granny is setting up his OF.

be patient.

by Anonymousreply 146July 11, 2022 7:06 PM

r142, Is the kid we would shove in a locker after we flushed his head in a toilet

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by Anonymousreply 147July 11, 2022 7:07 PM

I want to chop down his cherry tree.

by Anonymousreply 148July 11, 2022 7:09 PM

R148 don’t ask me why but I don’t understand lol

by Anonymousreply 149July 11, 2022 7:35 PM

🥵🥵🥵🥵

by Anonymousreply 150July 25, 2022 2:21 AM

This video is always a welcome sight!

by Anonymousreply 151July 25, 2022 2:36 AM

His clothes, hair, sculpted body, and the image he projects are perfect. The stripping and water skiing were well-choreographed. The song he chose to play on the piano is very sentimental. GAY. Give him a few years after high school.

by Anonymousreply 152July 25, 2022 3:16 AM

Someone already has a fake ig account and a just for fans using Landon’s real ig shots. Creepy.

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by Anonymousreply 153July 25, 2022 3:16 AM

Just a reminder

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by Anonymousreply 154October 11, 2022 3:35 AM

Im a bossy bottom for life and even I would delight in munching on and dicking those gorgeous ass cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 155October 11, 2022 4:54 AM

Just a reminder that this hottie is still out there.

by Anonymousreply 156January 22, 2023 8:31 PM

how can you survive on doing missionary work?

by Anonymousreply 157January 22, 2023 8:48 PM

where is the video of him playing piano?

by Anonymousreply 158January 22, 2023 8:49 PM

Great ass but that damn song makes me wilt.

by Anonymousreply 159January 22, 2023 11:08 PM
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