Is It True Eve Arden Has An Intestinal Problem?

She would have been healthier had she had a regular diet of the spaghetti with lots of garlic and my spicy meatballs.

She should have been an athlete and not an athletic supporter.

I feel terrible admitting this, but I used to get a real kick when she would sidle up beside Veda and let rip with a paint-peeler. Veda would screech and run around the room shouting, "[italic]Merde! Merde![/italic]"

Why all the fucking stupid threads today? This isn't even clever, or entertaining? Fuck off, OP.

She had gastritis of the bowels. Constantly farting up a storm!

Who is the person who keeps coming for Eve Arden?

It sounds like R4 could benefit from ripping a few fatties. She's a little backed up.

Didn’t she shit her pants quite often?

It's why I quit the show

She would've been my choice for Ethel but she was a booze hag.

The Eve Arden troll most be Roger C. Carmel back from the dead still pissed off about what went down on Mothers In Law.

Oh, look! Another juvenile fart thread! There's nothing funnier than farts!

And nothing more sanctimonious than the pearl-clutchers, who

1. Come here voluntarily

2. Read the posts that are SO offensive to them

3. Then take the time to scold us all for that which they don't have the capacity to laugh at themselves

I didn't know Eve personally

but I've heard that Queen Elizabeth has become quite free with her own flatulence in recent months...

"Neither. It's Eve Arden."

(****ffffffarts**** in Lucy's face)