Jack Monroe is EXHAUSTING.

You’ll thank me for not recommending the tinned peach curry or the fish paste pasta.

Someone's collated all Monroe's lies.

She's quite the con artist.

What is this thread “about?”

R3 Minor celebrity cook Jack Monroe, known for her budget recipes and life of poverty has been exposed as being a serial liar and none of her story making sense.

Probably only a story in the UK as I don't think she was particularly well-known elsewhere but it's proper DL material. She is, of course, non-binary and a complete grifter. She's been trending on UK twitter for a few weeks now.

Jack Monroe reminds me of an elaborate catfish. She has told so many lies that she simply can't keep a consistent story.

The latest tweet is how amazing it is that she's moving into a home where for the first time she can paint the walls the colour of her choice, except she tweeted a while back about the colours she painted a previous home.

Of course she could be very forgetful, or she could just be a liar.

She also posted about her wonderful £8 haircut and filtered out the Tiffany earrings she was wearing. Also love how she was posting about selling a 14-seater oak dining table yet also has complained about living in a tiny hovel.

1. You'd need a pretty spacious kitchen or dining room to fit a 14-seater dining table. 2. Oak dining tables of that size are not cheap. Could she not have sold that instead of 'boiling down soap to make shower gel'?

She's insane.

Jack serving 90s Sinead realness

Latest £8 Turkish barber haircut

Yeah she's posted about how she was on 200+ units of alcohol a week (which is a staggering amount). That amount of alcohol isn't cheap. No wonder she couldn't afford to pay her bills and was begging on Patreon. She's published 7 books so I really don't know how she can still pretend to be so poor, unless, of course, she's a liar.

Is Jamie Oliver a closet-case bisexual btw? Heard years ago that him & his farmer mate with the pigs (Jimmy was his name, I want to say?) were fucking, but I didn't really look into it because they're both a bit fug and Jamie is cringe, so I don't care if they've had relations.

Remember when she was a tranny for a few weeks? She is fucking tiresome.

Tattle frauen, especially the single mummy contingent, LOATHE this woman.

They've got a 400+-part thread series that's been running for 3 years dedicated solely to ripping her to bits.

Looks like a Kinsey 6, says she's FTM, has a kid with no partner like a typical single straight girl. This one's a scrambler.

Why are so many dykes pathological liars?

"Jack" first featured in The Guardian 18 years ago under her deadname of Melissa Hadjicostas.

It's really hard to believe that a couple who have fostered so many vulnerable children would allow their own child to experience poverty.

So Jack Monroe was begging for donations a few months ago and is now buying a home? And has deleted her Twitter?

She sho is ugly!

R3 I think it's "about" people who inappropriately use quotation marks.

[quote]So Jack Monroe was begging for donations a few months ago and is now buying a home? And has deleted her Twitter?

She's always deleting her account and then coming back.

It's 6 months since she said she'd sue a (horrible) Tory MP who said she'd profited from the poor. No updates.

R6

Has Monroe not figured out that soap works perfectly well in bar form?

Oooh that link at R4 is juicy. Throwing a tantrum about Jamie Oliver being given a TV series based on lockdown cooking and acting like cheap cooking was her specific domain - those tweets make her look like an unstable nutjob.

I like it when she posts her quarterly appeal for complim.... I mean sobriety updates.

Four days sober—look at my glossy hair; my bright eyes; my glowing skin; my inner radiance bursting through pore. I am hydrated. I am lush. I am victorious. Swipe to see me last Sunday, at my lowest point EVER. Utterly lifeless; loose teeth; bloody gums; clumps of blue-white flesh dropping off in the shower. Although the darkness is always taunting me, I vow to be grateful that I have a cabbage and two dented tins of chickpeas. I vow to be fearless. Look at me.

Another question is why dykes are so often alcoholics.

I think she's dreadful and always have. She only gets work because she's pushy and fills the occasional need for diversity. Her lies and self-pity are relentless.