Elon Musk’s sons look exactly like him

I thought he was an atheist. Is he going down the Born again Christian/Catholic route to appease his deplorable fanbase? This guy is so phony.

You mean the “look” of a tard? They better enjoy those Dorothy Hamill hairstyles before their hair falls out and they need rugs like their dad.

This guy is bad news.

I gauge that his daughter is 90% likely to be gay based on her clothes/shoes and facial structure.

Unrelatedly this makes me extra disgusted with religion. Why on earth does Elon Musk and his kids get a special meeting with the Pope?

Is the chubby one "special"? They may have similar faces but they are expressing quite different personalities. One looks like a fun boy. And the long haired one is very interesting.

Is Little Miss Vivian the one with long hair?

The long haired one is a girl?

I had no idea he has older children.

Stand in order of IQ.

Da Pope looks so short compared to the Muskovites.

[quote]Unrelatedly this makes me extra disgusted with religion. Why on earth does Elon Musk and his kids get a special meeting with the Pope?

Because religion is a bu$ine$$.

Did the trans kid come to?

He might've met the Pope, but those kids are ugly as sin.

Their names from L to R: 80mm, :6)!/5, Darv&53+~|{}}}, and Arachnid

Tell me Pope, will God follow us to Mars, or will he remain here on his ruined Earth?

The oldest son who is trans and legally changed her name from Musk obviously couldn't make it

The kid looks... special

r4 The trans one isn't in the photo. He had triplets and twins with the same woman, and there's only four of them there. The others he had later are still too young for these kinds of visits.

And yes, he's an atheist. This visit was probably to cozy up to the right now that he's come out in support of DeSantis and called for a red wave in November. It sends a strong message if you go to the pope so shortly after Roe has been struck down.

All shorter than their dad….

Sad.

3 of those 4 boys are quite attractive. Kill yourself R13.

R20 only if you like gross straight men.

[quote] even though they’re not twins

Musk has a set of twins and a set of triplets.

I love that he makes electric cars but shills cryptocurrency (horrible for the environment) and breeds prolifically (also horrible for the environment). He also supports Trump having his twitter account reinstated and the Republicans in general. If you really care about green issues and/or democracy please don't buy a Tesla.

R20, that's a sin too.

I wonder how many abortions Musk has paid for? 🤔

[quote]I gauge that his daughter is 90% likely to be gay based on her clothes/shoes and facial structure.

What daughter? He doesn’t have any.

^ He does now, Vivian became a legal entity last week

But where are you seeing the daughter’s clothes/shoes and facial structure?

^ I think that was a joke about the Pope 🙄

The guy with the brown shoes has huge clown feet.

Was the pic snapped mid yawn or did the kid on the right mean to pose like that on purpose?

R31 The kid on the right is obviously not taking this seriously at all. It's a joke. As it is.

How many times has he procreated by now? I've lost count.

He probably has, too.

R33 Rumor is that he fathered crazy Amber Heard's baby too.

[quote] How many times has he procreated by now? I've lost count.

He admits to fathering eight kids.

His face looks distorted, like a reflection on a spoon. Poor kids.

What the fuck haircut Is that?

Looks a bit like that pudding bowl haircut monks got. Put a bowl over their head and cut along the bottom.

3 of the 4 kids look like they are not interested in having to partake in daddy’s photo op.

Did Musk mate with Harry Styles?

The two twins look like future school shooters.

Which ones are the twins?

He is very strange looking, like some gene wanted him to be Asian but changed it's mind at the last minute. I don't mean that in a racist way, I can't explain it otherwise.

Actress Ming-Na Wen's husband looks like Asian Elon. She even joked about hearing it a lot.

[quote] He admits to fathering eight kids.

Ugh. Time to vasectomize.

Interestingly they all look the same age, but if he had twins and triplets and the trans daughter is missing, it means that at least one or two of them is already 18 years old. They all look like awkward, unkempt 15-16 yo teenagers to me. Did not think any of them was already 18.

I have to admit the Musk spawn is kinda ugly. They have ugly noses, ugly haircuts, pale skin and no fashion sense. I don't know if they will grow out of this and become attractive men in their late 20s or 30s, but with Musk as their father, I highly doubt it.

Will Musk pay for their hair transplants? Elon was already bald in his 20s and needed extensive work on his head. Enjoy the ugly haircuts while you can, boys!

Those kids look all very...emn...special indeed.

Is he trying to get the pope mobile contract for Tesla?

Let this be a lesson to all of who think capitalism breeds success.

What is this shit? Did Elon get the Pope to baptize or confirm his spawn or what's going on here?

^He handed over a stack of cash for a photo op. That's basically all that's going on here.

If river otters and pumpkins mated.

Elon Musk's first child died of sudden infant death syndrome at the age of 10 weeks in 2022.

OP, after the first kid died, Musk had a set of triplets and a set of twins with his then wife. The first three from the left in the photo are probably the triplets, the last one is one of the twins.

You all need to turn in your gay cards. Over 50 replies, and no one has yet questioned why the richest man in the world can't afford to get a suit tailored to actually fit him? (Never mind the sartorial abominations on the sons, they're teenagers and get a pass.)

RE the hair: boys usually get their hair textures from the mother's side of the family, so they may be all right -- no idea what their mother's hair situation is, tho.

The twins are 18, one of which trans to Vivian and is not in the picture. The triplets are 16

Lots of dignitaries meet with the Pope when they go to Rome, there's nothing religious about it.

[quote]I wonder how many abortions Musk has paid for? 🤔

Well, more than one, at least. His first wife went through IVF treatment and since he only wanted male children, the female embryos across two pregnancies were selectively terminated. His fifth son by her, missing from this charming photo, is transitioning and has legally changed his name and took on his mother's maiden name. Unlike his wombmates, he hates his father.

I don't understand why he wants to meet the Pope. Is it part of a PR attempt at desleazificatiion?

Elon plays pretty fast and loose with fertilized embryos. The right would be pretty mad at him if they had any understanding of reproduction 🤔

"Hey, wait, are embryos like baby fetuses?" - The Right

What kind of women agrees when their partner demands only male children? Is this even legal? I know it's illegal in Europe, but a sleazebag like Musk will probably find a country and doctor who will "terminate" the female embryos.

^ One more time, rich people are NOT like real people

Apologies, I should have used she/her at r57.

Love this 😂

Wow You can't change the Ugly inside. Btw his spawns are dressed to the nines indeed lol. Seems like a great father.

Oh his hips don't lie.

I think his trans kid is alright. That’s about all I have to say. Elon and the rest of his blood line can fuck off.

So he wanted only boys but ended up with a bunch of male weirdos (like he is, in fact).

Karma is a bitch, Elon.

Very odd picture but it pales in comparison to that Trump picture from a few years ago.

All of them are like 5'5 incels

The one on the right is named Dooneece.

They've all inherited that piggy look, like James Corden is their cousin or uncle. How is the mum Maye so pretty, but then she spawns Elon? Luck of the genetic draw I suppose.

Maybe Elon is trying to sell Francisco on a Tesla Popemobile.

All the ugly men with inherited wealth who strive to be worshipped celebrities - Musk, Trump, etc - always have their mediocrity shoved back in their faces with their hideous children.

Nature doesn't care how much money you steal.

he had them put on a show for me. I reminded him I am not Benedict, and had his boys put their clothes back on.

I get that parents want a boy, but why does he only want male children? Most parents usually want a boy and a girl. It's just so weird that he only wants boys. Is he afraid a daughter could get pregnant and is not productive enough? Or does he still think boys are more intelligent? He is one weird freak.

They aren't his kids. They are clones to transfer his consciousness into as and when.

😂...

silly he doesn't want a little Elona Muskette to look after.

Ew, raising girls is gay.

@r73, "I get that parents want a boy, but why does he only want male children? "

After what SCOTUS just did to Roe v Wade you have to ask? 🙄

No surprise, I'm sure that's how lizard people procreate.

I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that someone had sex with him. More than once.

Then again, he apparently married an incubator, so there's that.

Then again, money.

^ Those kids are all IVF, so no sex was necessary

R62, I don’t get it. Is that Elon?

^ No, it's a Chinese impersonator... He's pretty good, too 😂

Is it a filter? How could an impersonator look exactly like him and be transracial?

^ I don't know, but who knows who Elon's father really is. Maye Musk might have had a one nighter with Mr. Wong the Laundry King 🤔

He has a daughter, the baby he had with Grimes a few months ago. I think it was via surrogate, it’s all sort of weird like Christian Ronaldo.

R54 is right about the suit. But he probably never wears one. Maybe he went to Men's Wearhouse the day before.

He reportedly had another set of twins last year that we didn't know about until now.

Elon Musk reportedly had twins with a Neuralink executive

[quote] I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that someone had sex with him. More than once.

Wilson gave birth to triplets named Kai, Saxon, and Damian in 2006, two years after having twins. She revealed in a 2017 TedTalk that they were also conceived via IVF. For all we know they all might have been born via IVF. Most of them came in sets of two or three at a time.

WHAT is the deal with that suit??

I'll bet all his kids come out utterly defective aspie uggo freaks, and he's certain he can get a good litter if he just gets the correct birthing vessel*.

[quote]If river otters and pumpkins mated.

This is an insanely accurate description of Elon Musk, R52 - and apparently his spawn, too.

Clones, one and all.

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Musk has womanly hips. His pant legs are askew. I wonder if the boys inherited his Autism?

[Quote]I saw other pictures of the kids in regular clothes and they look better than in these pictures.

The only hot people I see in these pictures are Italian boys and girls and his handler. The Musk spawn is pale, lanky and badly dressed with ugly hair. If Mush really thinks his pale, bloated, unattractive spawn is some kind of alpha race and we even need a new set of these ugly motherfuckers, he's an idiot. He should mate with a hot young Italian woman in her 20s the old fashioned way. Maybe that would help improve his defective Caucasian genes.

Who is the fag in a dress?

Is the one on the far right giving the Black Power sign?

[quote]I know Turkish hair transplant doctors are rubbing their hands together like bird man when they see this tweet.

Who's Elon's long-haired son's boyfriend? 💅