Is Carl Nassib husband material ？

Well, he's currently unemployed . . .

Looks fat.

but millions and 6 foot four.

Yes, R2, he's very fat.

Is he inbred?

I'd love to see Carl and his boyfriend having sex.

No Trump supporter is husband material. You hate-fuck and leave.

I'd eat his ass.

R6 They broke up. Erik is very liberal so their breakup is no surprise.

He’s aging horribly, he will look like Frankenstein in a few years.

R4 Yes, his face looks fucking fat……

….. AND he has a weak jawline. Looks almost like a lesbian tbh.

His features are off, bad alignment or something.

R13 He’s a Monet….only good from afar and with the use of imagination.

I like a big Arab.

Seems like his boyfriend broke up with Carl when Carl lost his job.

R16 He has since followed nothing but tops.

Too bad they didn’t work out, but the twink was likely a starter bf. I’m sure Nassib is getting all the cock he wants. Is the twink available forMadden if things don’t work out with Froy in the end?

He's husband material for me, if none of you want him.

R19, if he's husband material in your mind, then one can conclude your daddy never accepted your "lifestyle"

JFC, he’s unattractive.

Verificatia of sizemeat?

With that ass, no verificatia needed for me.

He's hot but straight.

He’s got a penis and a pulse, so that’s a yes.

He's going to get really fat soon, then catch the new covid varient.

I'm going out on a limb here and out myself a bit. I worked with sports entertainment for many years. There's a current trend that when someone comes out now as opposed to before, they must date effeminate men to make a statement against "femmephobia." Your almost bullied to do it. I'm not saying he was, but look at Carl Underwood's Netflix special, the moment he came out those idiots wanted him to go to a drag show. Take a very good look at his face and you'll see what I mean. The guy was into bears and daddies and of course he had to meet a drag queen. Why?

My experience dating bisexual athletes and the occasional gay is that they don't want their lives to change. They don't want to put on a dress, to get in touch with their feminine side, etc. That's the number one reason they don't come out. This isn't an assumption but something I heard from them. Same goes for rappers, rockstars and actors as well.

.02 cents

OP- No. He's not husband material he's MOOSE material.

That bisexual free agent is another exemple. He went to his best friends bachelor's party but his very effeminate boyfriend trying to be the next Britney on instagram didn't go with him. What is the point of dating a male you can't take to events that involve other men? The best thing about dating men is to hang out with them and their friends. I went to at least 10 bachelor's parties with my exes, no one cared. Once I even hired the stripper.

App

He looks as stupid as Chris Penn did.

He’s a Danny Thomas Arab.

A thread devoted to Carl which, unfortunately has become Murieled/paywalled recently

Commenting here cause the other thread about him is paywalled. What's this story about him cheating? Or was it the twink? Is that why they broke up? Who dumped whom? When did they happen?

Marriage? Oh fuck YAAS!

Ex-bf Erik and the girls: 1

Ex-bf Erik and the girls: 2

MAGA faggot

[quote]There's a current trend that when someone comes out now as opposed to before, they must date effeminate men to make a statement against "femmephobia." Your almost bullied to do it.

R27 Sure Jan

Fuck me Carl!

Again, commenting on here because the other thread is paywalled. His ex BF is mad cute, but it realy rubs me the wrong way that he's CONSTANTLY hanging out with females (could that be part of the reason Carl dumped him?). Also, what makes you think Severino is a used slut? Sure, he seems needy and hits the grocery store as if he had to go to the beach, but still...

R42: Carl apparently cheated on poor Erik

r43 Who does that? How old is he, 5?

Also this (let me repost it in this thread as well, cause the other one is paywalled and many people - including me - can't comment). PS: He's apparently from West Chester, PA, Carl's hometown, which I'm guessing doesn't have that many inhabitants either, so at least we know how those 2 met (unlike him and Severino)

Erik is a Virgin

Carl, given his Star Football Jock status, can’t avoid but attract LOADS of eager/slutty fanbois who throw themselves at him, especially since his Coming Out

A vast disparity of conditions and opportunities, and means and motives

It’s therefore written in the stars that this could only end in tears & bitterness [for one of them]

But then who could resist this Fine piece of Beef?

Let the holidays begin

I get a straight vibe. I don't believe for a second he's gay.

R49 Yes, he is only dating men to try to fool you

Dear Erik

The twink likely gave Carl his cherry and after that was tossed aside and whore Carl decided to take up with a slut that will do crazy shit to his dick in bed. Not husband material.

Ugh, enough about this fug guy.

Carl is MAGA, straight, and ugly. Why is he discussed here?

Love YourSelf

^Is that the stupid little twink? If he and Carl have broken up, why is there still a pic of him and Carl in the background.

Someone is obsessed with Carl being "straight". 🙄

Also men (unlike women) don't gain nothing for pretend to be gay, not matter how hard you keep saying it.

r58, you lost me at "don't gain nothing." Oh, dear!

R56: it takes a looong time for the Heart to Heal

How will that femmy thing's hole recover after taking Carl's mammoth manhood night after night? Anything else will seem tiny by comparison.

Miss Carl will not age well.

He's hot now though.

King

Why did big masc gorgeous Carl dump (no pun intended) that femme cumdump?

[quote] King

Nassib

He must be screened for tattoos before I commit.

There could be some lurking somewhere.

R65: my guess is that Erik found out Carl cheated on him

Being young and virginal, it’s totally not something Erik could cope with, hence the breakup

Søren, on the other hand, being older and the sophisticated European [Danes are supposed to be much more liberal in sexual matters], is better equipped to handle the open nature of many [not all] gay relationships, so that’s the current configuration as it is

Maybe the twink realized big Carl is actually straight. Did that ever occur to anyone?

The Carl is straight troll never gets tired of posting bullshit like this. Carl is gay. Get over it.

I wonder if the Carl is Straight Troll = Steve Grand is Straight Troll…?

Definitely NOT!!!

He's a CUNT and a WHORE!!!!

Carl doesn't seem gay. I mean, he's not femme or slim, he plays and enjoys watching sports, doesn't stress vowels when he speaks, and he doesn't have resting bitch or cookie smelling face. No proof of homosexualism.

Homophobia much, R73? Carl is addicted to tight twink bussy. Case closed.

he sounds gay when he speaks

I get R27 point. They push that crap to make straight male fans feel better about themselves.

Tbh some of you guys are super into muscly he-men so you wouldn’t get it. If you’re into twinks you’re not really put off by sweet/less manly/smiley stuff. If the twink is still just masc or boyish enough (i.e. not outright girly) it’s all good.

Not really, R75. But either way, he has a nice speaking voice.

R73, he's a hardcore Swiftie. Does that count?

R78 that's the clip that made me say he has gay voice lol

It’s pretty crazy that Nassib having (subjective) gay voice is enough for some people to question his heterosexuality.

R81 no one (other than the voices inside your head) is questioning anything

LOL that is NOT gay voice. It's straight mascdudebro voice. The man must fantasize about pussy 24x7. That is all man. He was not fucking that dizzy little twink.

And he is not fucking total bottom Soren? He just hangs out with a succession of cute twinks, not fucking them, because they’re secretly just bros. Lol.

R83/81/73 - your delusions that Carl is a deep cover straight man deep down are just that. Please accept reality.

I don't hear it, R80.

Husband material? No, a one night stand will do.

I'd like to see our Carl settle down with someone physically compatible like Colton Underwood. They would make a beautiful masc bro sports supercouple, but can two tops sustain a relationship? I suppose it can be done, but I can see them dueling for who'd be on top.

Colton Underwood is not a top. Anyway, Carl doesn't seem attracted to guys who are his size. The good news is that very few people are his size. Soren is 6'2" or 6'4" and seems to be build nicely (since he's a swimmer).

*built

You lost me at “Republican”.

Wine tasting

That twink has resting cookie-smelling face. The only thing he had going for him was a fresh rosebud, which soon became overly stretched when Carl got through with him.

Yes, he is husband material, although I want his model In brown or black

Nassib laughs about the one time he was photographed in a “clinch” with his “ex-boyfriend.” Everyone bought that shit hook, line, and sinker. He and his “ex” are still friendly. No reason not to be since everyone got paid.

R94 everyone is tired of this delusional fantasy of yours, please for goodness sake stop

I also think Carl prefers pussy. There was something very off about his claim that he's gay and that "relationship" with twinkie poo. It all screams manufactured for the press.

Pure Testosterone

Ouch!

Up there

I guess it’s because he’s so tall but Nassib’s arms and legs are not appealing. His chest is nice but his abs aren’t great either. Then that face…homely man.

Different strokes for different folks. What you find homely, I find refreshingly traditionally masculine and belying high testosterone. I think the term is "ugly hot." Give me that ANY DAY over some overly pretty, overly tweaked queen with feminine facial features.

^ Yes, the so-called ‘Jolie laide men’

DL weighs in

He has amazing legs. Long legs, thick thighs. What are you talking about, R100?

Aww....Soren proud of his man.

R103, nassib is very fit and strong but his arms and legs and stomach aren’t particularly visibly appealing imo. His legs that you’re so protective of—look at the picture a few posts above. Long yes but not thighs are not thick relative to other football players, or most other pro athletes. Terrible calves. His arms aren’t cut or big. His face is Neanderthal without the charm. Yuck.

Okay, R105, I'll take him off your hands. I promise not to throw him out of bed.

Mr 94

I predict that he is eventually going to confess that the gay thing was a joke that went too far, and wind up marrying and settling down with some dumb blonde female ex-cheerleader/bimbo and pump out a bunch of low-IQ republican brats. Mark my words.

I love this bro

[...]

He's an icon for bi and gay bros. It's great to see masculine mainstream role models in the public arena

The fawning slut boyfriend seems very clingy and needy.

He treated the twink poorly. He is a basic gay slut with no honor. Too many guys act like being a little slut should be normal. The virginal twink thought he had a boyfriend. Not a fucking whore.

^ Indeed, good thing he has friends to fall back on

Where is CPH?

Goodness, that slut just cannot get enough dick. He'll follow that cock to Iceland if there's a game there.

He has a british face.

He has a british face.

He has a british face.

He has a british face.

He has a british face.

He has a british face.

He has a british face.

He has a british face.

He has a british face.

He has a british face.

R115 it's Copenhagen. sounds like he's going home for a visit

Needs a shave

R127: thanks

And it seems that a huge Danish breakfast awaits

R113, maybe Carl thought they were in an open relationship.

Nassib missed practice yesterday and is on the injured list. Hopefully he'll be able to play Sunday

r131 Hopefully.

Fuck this cheating whore.

He didn't participate in practice for a second day in a row. But he did attend with the rest of the team. He has an injured pectoral muscle

If that dumb little twink isn't enough to keep Carl satisfied, then he doesn't deserve him. Alls I know is if I were to catch Carl's attention, I would move heaven and earth to make that girthy dick is all mine for life and never let go.

MAGA FAGGOT

All American beef

Gorgeous Europe

Highly suspect anal hygiene

His face is VERY homely (Cro-Magnonish, looks awful more than half the time, and that haircut ain't helping matters either), but I can see the appeal: he's tall, strong, muscular and masculine. I also agree that that Severino slut is VERY clingy, annoyingly so, and that could be the potential reason for a potential future breakup. Not only does he look desperate AF following him around to the most farflung corners of the Earth, but does he not have a job? Does he ever work? Is he allowed to take endless vacation time from whatever he even does for a living? Annoying AND weird!

Work? What’s that?

Being a WAG is full time job honey

r142 At least he's not pretending to be a marketing executive anymore. And who wears a tank in Denmark in December? And he may be tall and muscular, but he has gay face for months!

R143: I should have clarified, it’s a ‘Throwback’ pic at r141

I believe it’s taken this past summer in NYC

Soren is enjoying himself in Copenhagen, I see.

He was just (in September) promoted to Senior Media Manager, at PMG, R143. He doesn't live in mom's basement like you do.

I love Copenhagen, so pretty.

r146 Oh, really? Then explain to me, motherfucking AIDS-ridden cunt where he finds the time to follow his BF around everywhere. Apparently someone has never worked a day in HER life if they think someone could ever enjoy that much vacation time, especially in that cesspool of country where you live

Anyway, I am so mothetrfucking tired of being insulted and provoked every single time I post a comment on this Demonratic website. Tomorrow I'm gonna hire a lawyer and sue each and every single one of you keybord warrior fags who bully me from behind a computer out of jealousy. Maybe, after you've gotten yourselves a record and have had to shell out a few coins, you'll stop. Enough is enough. And I'll start with the cunt at r146

I'm gonna bring you all to court, you jealous libturdic fags. You're gonna wind up under a bridge (which, coming from Commiefornia, is something you should be used to already). ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, AIDS-ridden fags in their 90s. I'm gonna start fighting back

r146 Not so brave now, huh? You vile little turd. Has the cat bitten off your tongue? Nasty cunt!

*yawn*

Omg

Our Carl is having too much fun whoring around to settle down. It wouldn't shock me if he were actually a power bottom.

Hi Nate, hope your day improves.

The advertised bottom slut boyfriend is gross. And so desperate. What fucking teammate would respect a basic gay slut?

The bottom slut boyfriend is disgusting. The twink was so cute

Some posters here are insane.

Golden Boy: 1

Golden Boy: 2

The slut has delicious looking pits. I hope Carl gets to feast on them.

Bucs head coach just announced Carl will not play in Sundays game after being injured in the last one

Figured, R162. He hasn't been practicing all week. They're likely to lose the next game because it's against the Bengals.

i hope carl has his tongue all over those big Danish swimmers feet while he's fucking. it would be a shame for them to go to waste

Is Carl just another gay whore? It's so disheartening. I thought he was one of the good ones.

do we think the slutty boyfriend has taken Carl's raw loads yet?

Carl's a bottom. He's taking loads, not giving them.

Are you bullshitting us? Carl is all top. All man. Mascdudero.

The twink was cute and seemed nice. Carl seems like a basic gay slut.

Nice try, R167. He only dates bottoms.

Believe what you want. Dude is a bottom. It's well known, by everyone, except on here. The other gay gossip sites have receipts.

Which other gay gossip site?

Carl’s indeed a top in that he fucks pussy.

So it's true, Carl is straight, after all? What was the gay thing about? A gag? Publicity?

Yeah, he's only dating a self-identified bottom, R171, and his ex is a tiny little twink. But sure... Anyway, if you have receipts, show them.

Look people he is fine , I would hit that.

Another thread dives into insanity.

He’s a gay top. Why so difficult for people to accept?

R38, looks like a flamer

I think Carl will settle down eventually, but he came out fairly recently and hence I suppose feels more liberated. With that comes the desire to whore around.

Carl is going to be married by next year. It’s how men like him work. I can’t wait for (I guess) the first gay NFL wedding

Carl may or may not be getting married, but I can assure you it won't be to another man. He's taken the joke too far. Time to admit it was all a prank.

R182, that wasn’t funny the first time, and it’s a little less funny the thousandth.

Big Carl likes the blondes with the big fake titties and the endlessly dripping pussies. Stud!

Bucs lost tonight without him. Crazily enough they are still on track to make the playoffs

He sounds like he likes it all. Or do I lack reading comprehension like half of Americans?

I still maintain that he's straight.

I bet you Carl is going to be married by next season and by 2024, they will have a surrogate pregnant with blonde twins.

So the twink is out of the picture, in favor of this blond whore? Carl needs to up his taste level.

He is straight

R187, yes, because straight male athletes are dying to have people think they're gay *rolls eyes*

R182, 184, 189 are the same troll

R27, no one in the history of the world was ever "bullied" into making a statement against femmephobia

Where do people get this shit?

r188 = future divorcee David Burtka

Him and the advertised whore bottom deserve the slut shaming for what they did to the sweet twink.

The twink is fine and let’s just say that there was never any chance of his feelings getting hurt.

Give it a rest R196.

And r195 should give it a rest as well.

The twink isn't so sweet anymore. Carl destroyed him emotionally, not to mention what kind of physical damage he did to his bussy. That twink will be living with the psychological and physical scars for years to come.

Carl is ugly and a C-list pro athlete whose gayfabe is the most interesting thing about him (even that is still pretty boring). Who gives a fuck about his plain Joe pretend ex-boyfriend? Why post pictures of *that* guy? The Danish dude is hot but I'm not sure he's gay OR Danish.

Carl is my type. Masculine, athletic, chill, laid back, mainstream, integrated with the bros, and muscled. I wish more openly gay dudes were like Carl. He’s also great to counter gay stereotypes and improve the image of gay males. What a dude!

I agree ☝🏼

r200 Soren was dating a male swimmer before Carl.

A modern day historic icon

Do you think Carl has ever sat on another man's face? Can you imagine the heavenly musky aroma of his taint and that huge muscular ass bearing down on you? I'm getting a little moist thinking about that.

Would Carl and Dylan Geick made a good couple?

He likes the twinks, so why not, R206?

Geick isn't a twink. More like a rapidly aging former twunk.

He's 24, R208.

Geick is well past it.

His ex Erik implied on a tweet that Carl is a cheater. Maybe you guys should start talking about that angle more.

Are ANY gay men monogamous?

Yes

Carl was injured in the San Francisco game. He didn't play last week and he's been ruled out for the upcoming game on Sunday. He has not been put on the injured reserve list so it seems like they are expecting him to come back at some point this year. Not a season ending injury. He'll be a free agent after their season ends and it will be interesting to see what happens to him next. I think he still has a couple of years left him if he wants it.

r214 That bleached slut is his kryptonite

What attracts a masc, quality, monogamy-minded guy like our Carl to these little twink sluts who don't know how to close their legs?

Not so sure he's monogamy-minded, R216.

Why are bottoms always called sluts and tops are hardly ever called sluts, even when they sleep around just as much?

I DONT think strict tops are generally as promiscuous as strict bottoms

r218 I think they call Severino a slut because he just comes across as very clingy and desperate, constantly following him around and showing him off on the Gram. Didn't seem to be the case with Erik

I hope Carl outgrows his twink slut obsession. They can be tiresome.

I love football players

American hero

Throwback: WURK Bitch!

More throwback: Golden

Importance of Friendship

R226 Erik looks like a keeper. Carl wasted him.

r227 Not with the attitude he's displayed after the break up he doesn't

Do Carl and Erik have a chance of reuniting? I feel like they are endgame. That little blond hussy that Carl has been seeing seems like a temporary dalliance. Carl is just sowing his oats and will eventually come to his senses and realize his true love, Erik, was there all along. The question is, will Erik still be single when Carl has his aha moment?

r229 What makes you think Severino is not faithful or just wants to screw around?

Prada is a gurl’s best friend

Carl has dubious taste in men, and that's putting it generously. What he needs is big, brawny, masc sporting loving bro like himself, not these stupid little throwaway twink bottoms who will need Depends by the time they're 30.

Jesus Eric could be the real whore. You people are tired.

[Quote] Carl has dubious taste in men

As a MAGA Republican, Carl is rather dubious himself

I truly believe that Erik loves Carl with all his heart, but of course, that wasn't good enough for Carl. Carl needed to explore and sow his oats. What Carl doesn't realize is that the right man was there all along, he just didn't know it. Unfortunately, I think Carl will face heartbreak after heartbreak with these tawdry creatures he's begun associating with, until he ultimately comes to that realization. CARRICK is end game, but it will be a winding road to get there.

In what world is an Olympic-caliber athlete considered tawdry?

[quote]No Trump supporter is husband material. You leave.

Fixed. Never have sex with any Republican.

It's amazing how his handlers have been desperate to make Carl some gay hero.

When all those MAGA pics came out as well as the fact that he voted for Trump twice, no large contribution to any gay kids organization was going to make him gay fans.

His history of supporting people who continue to force a coup on American democracy will always be a mark on Carl.

It was funny when his Republican leanings were revealed as well as his close friendships with MAGA types, there was so many silly excuses online: "He didn't know any better--he just voted the way his parents told him too". was my favorite. He came across looking like more of an imbecile.

Doesn't look like he's a MAGA anymore, so I'll give him a pass.

MAGA MUSCULAR CARL. MUSCULAR trumps MAGA in my book.

My type

[Quote] Doesn't look like he's a MAGA anymore, so I'll give him a pass.

Didn’t realize one could just flip a switch like that…

[Quote] Doesn't look like he's a MAGA anymore, so I'll give him a pass.

His publicist sat him down and read him the Riot Act.

If he wants to gain any sort of following that could be translated into endorsement deals, he has to stay away from his MAGA friends and register at least as an independent—and that’s exactly what he did.

I hate how fucking political this forum has gotten. Everything is so divided in Mrka, I'm guessing because it only has TWO parties, unlike most of the rest of the planet. I'm leaving for good

[Quote] I hate how fucking political this forum has gotten. Everything is so divided in Mrka, I'm guessing because it only has TWO parties, unlike most of the rest of the planet. I'm leaving for good

The forum has gotten political because we’re all victims of politicians trying to gain votes by repressing our rights. We’re going to call out the MAGAts who align themselves with the party that runs on homophobia.

April Fool!

[quote]I'm leaving for good

Bye bitch

Another athlete paired with a fem guy.

r248 Bye, libturd cunt. And don't forget to take your 8th shot on your way home

[quote]Tomorrow I'm gonna hire a lawyer and sue each and every single one of you keybord warrior fags who bully me from behind a computer out of jealousy.

How's this coming along, fuckwit?

Enough people to be pissed at who are active and loud MAGAs. This guy never said a word publicly about his politics, seems to have changed his mind, and his last bf (Erik) and current bf (Soren) are liberal, which reinforces his U-turn.

Carl is an avowed race realist (Google it; it’s horrifying).

[Quote] This guy never said a word publicly about his politics, seems to have changed his mind, and his last bf (Erik) and current bf (Soren) are liberal, which reinforces his U-turn.

Oh please. This has “advice of image consultant” written all over it. There is no evidence that he changed his mind. He just doesn’t take pictures with his MAGA friends any more. And chances are, if you’re going to have a gay bf, he’s going to be liberal.

I’d rather date a guy who was never MAGA in the first place.

What kind of retard is gay and MAGA and then suddenly thinks: I guess I was wrong so I’m just not MAGA anymore.

Talk about complete dissonance

Well, if he voted GOP just because his parents told him too even though he’s an adult, he can’t be particularly bright.

Plus, there’s CTE to consider

Once the gays find out Carl’s a bottom, the last of his fans with suddenly lose interest.

There is one person obsessing over his prior votes. Once blocked, all of these posts disappear.

R258, are you Nassib’s publicist? You’ll never make Carl happen. His MAGA past will never be wiped away just because you pretend it never happened.

Dane is off to Tampa. Maybe he'll be Carl's good luck charm

Carl had a limited practice today and will be monitored by the team this week to see if he can play on Sunday after missing two games

Carl is worried about the pending indictment of his leader, Trump

This much is trite but true: haters gonna hate.

As a MAGA Republican, Carl must continue to hate blacks, immigrants, Muslims, Drag queens, and librarians

R264 haha. i'm sure he is a lot less hateful towards those people than the average DL member is

R265 because he’s your friend?

Blocking the MAGA-obsessed weirdo makes this thread so much better. Carl is not even MAGA, but he is so determined to forever associate him with this shit.

[Quote] Carl is not even MAGA, but he is so determined to forever associate him with this shit.

You must be his publicist. So desperate to make Carl happen that you’re gaslighting us. We were all there. We all saw the pictures. We all know who he voted for.

Stop gaslighting us.

Carl is officially listed as "doubtful" for Sundays game but the head coach said he will be a game time decision

The Bucs seem particularly conservative about injuries.

I'd love to see him get rimmed and fucked just once, but I'm afraid it would be underwhelming. I don't know why. Call it a hunch.

injury right before xmas so he can go to denmark. that's how one plays the game.

I couldn't possibly be in a relationship with a Republican. Politics are too central to my life.

[Quote] I'd love to see him get rimmed and fucked just once, but I'm afraid it would be underwhelming. I don't know why. Call it a hunch.

He’ll certainly be whimpering “I won’t say gay! I won’t say gay!”

Aww....Carl and a baby from Soren's stories.

cute!

Is he whispering to the kid: “Avoid drag queens. They will try to groom you!”

The bottom slut is disgusting. I bet she's a mean, nasty mean girl.

Not playing today due to the same injury. One more game left in the season. Hope he plays next week.

Bucs won and the clinched the division, so hopefully Carl will be well enough to play in the playoffs.

adorable couple pic in his latest instagram story

My God, would Carl’s publicity stop bumping this thread?

No one here fucking cares

Very cute, R281.

My goodness that slut cannot get enough of that dick.

Do you blame him, R284?

Carl is a bottom slut.

Carl is looking really good.

R282, yet here you are…

Lots of bottom and slut shaming on this thread

No, just Carl shaming

They're super cute.

R282 cares enough about him to post in threads about him

^ Carl's publicist who keep bumping Carl threads with stupid phrases like "He's cute!" and "He's a real man!"

Bumping it because I know that your obsessed ass really wants the thread to keep thriving since you keep adding your moronic comments.

They lost today.

Did Carl play?

Are the Bucs still in it?

Not hardly.

Athletes are so stupid. No wonder the gay ones only fuck each other.

Carl didn't play. He was injured and I think that the coach wanted to keep out injured players to make sure they can play in the playoffs. This game wasn't that important (just affected their overall record, but they're still going to the playoffs).

Why haven't Carl’s exes come forward to sell their stories? I want details!

Well, Erik accused him of cheating. But he hasn't said anything else.

Carl was back practicing at full participation today. He should be available for their first playoff game

The slut bottom boyfriend needs to let him concentrate on the playoff game and stop clinging and being demanding to get his busted hole filled.

They play again on Monday, I wonder if Carl is ready

R302, he's ready for some dick!!!

he has participated fully in practice all week. He will be available to play tonight, but he is still overcoming an injury and it will be a snap by snap decision from the Buccaneers staff.

Will the cock starved slut boyfriend be at the game?

The team has officially upgraded his status to "probable" for tonight's game.

lol. the bucs are so bad this year

Jesus, they're a disaster. Do you think Carl won't be in the mood tonight after this slaughter?

I switched channels after the Cowboys scored their second TD. I see that it has only gotten worse since then. Oh, well.

aww....Soren was there. And Carl has his hand on Soren's ass.

What's aww about it? That cock hungry bottom slut probably follows him to the toilet.

Oldie

Soren’s having fun being the Insta GF

^ shot by Soren, needless to say

That look Carl gave to the camera though, so fraught with meaning, as if to say, ‘Now you just wait till tonight…’

This Severino dude has no job to speak of whatsoever (marketing manager MY ASS). He's just a WAG, a male Olivia Mea Culpable. Has there ever been a top athlete dating a normal person? As in someone with an actual job? As in someone dragging their butt to the office Mon-Fri?

r311 Has someone ever seen that slut work? Where's that moron upthread who bit my head off for saying his job is being Carl's WAG? NO way would he have so much free time to travel around the country otherwise. Hope that giant breaks up with him and dates a normal guy, but I don't think them athletes ever do quite honestly

This is so random: an Las Vegas interior designer just tagged Carl on one of her rather frilly design ideas

Or maybe it’s not so random

Role reversal…?

R318 Poor Severino's back, surprised he lived

Assessment by @equal_elite

Most of the people who commented on this Bucs fan account post want him re-signed.

MAGA!!!

Looks like he's spending most of his time in Brooklyn with Soren.

Doing good works

Guess who’s there too?

It gets dark early

R325 He's so annoying, needy and clingy. Here's hoping they break up

They're in Carl's home town of West Chester, PA. Probably there to watch the Eagles in the Superbowl with Carl's family.

R328 That military-esque haircut Is the worst he could've picked given his face shape!!! He should grow his hairy to frame his face and male It look less puffy. He always looks fat!

they gots some big feets!

R328 And what's with his "BF" taking pictures of him every 5 minutes to show him off? I would've shoved his phone up his ass already! What an annoying bish! And, again, where's that moron who swore up and down Severino had an actual job? From the lewks of it, he's completely jobless, since he's NEVER in NYC and always traveling around to follow the giant! Said it once and I'll say it again: if you're dating a pro athlete and you're not one yourself, you have no job to speak of whatsoever and you're just a WAG (like Mea Culpable and all them other kept whores). That itself is your "job" 🙄

Has a sex tape leaked yet?

Carl is going to be married by the end of the year and have a surrogate baby with him by the next one.

R333 What about the sweet ex Erik?

^ Erik is fine. He sends his love

Someone apparently gave him flowers

R331, there are literally photos posted of them in Brooklyn from R323 to R326, not to mention a photo that Soren posted about a week ago of Carl having dinner with him in Brooklyn. What are you on about with "they're never in NY"? I think they primarily live in NYC.

Awwwww. Cute.

They're an attractive couple, R338.

r338 Not a good pic of Severino: he lewks malnourished and his hair is weird. Erik is a stud, much better-lewking than both of them. Not that I care that much, but I'll never understand why he dumped him for this pasty slut he seems on the verge of marrying. Any ideas?

I'd like to slap that smug look off of that boyfriend's face.

R338 very cute!

r341 You and I both. The ex was much cuter and less needy/annoying

I think Carl and the new guy are a good match

I see the insanity has not abated

Who is Erik’s Valentine this year?

R346 Does he need to have one?

No idea whether Erik has a Valentine or not this year, but here’s an old pic that’s supposed to have been scrubbed from his IG when he did the Post-Breakup Cleanse

R348 And what is that supposed to show? All I see is a guy with a glass in his hand

is he still a Republican?

R348 Idiot

It’s funny how Erik was attacked on this site for all kinds of reasons. Then, he gets cheated on, becomes the ex, and now he has people on his side. Probably the very same ones that attacked him. Erik was a safe choice for Carl to have when he came out publicly. Imagine if he came out with the current bf!

r352 How would that be any different?

The current bf is no less safe, R352.

Why Carl Nassib doesn't date a trans guy?

r355 Why won't you learn the English grammar?

He seems the type to want to settle down. But then he dumped the first boyfriend pretty quickly, so maybe not.

The NFL's official Instagram account included Carl and Soren in their Valentine's Day post.

The dick starved confirmed bottom slut is too much of a clinger. He is probably always looking over his shoulder to make sure no one steals Carl the way he stole him from the poor twink that got his cherry popped and then tossed out with the trash.

Soren looks like a total slut indeed. I bet he gets at least 2 loads from Carl every day.

r258 Some people are speculating the whole post was just an excuse to sneak in Nassib, and I just so happen to agree lol

r359 What makes you think he cheated on Erik with Severino? And, if Carl felt like cheating on his ex, I'm sure he must've had his ghewd reasons

R358: OMG their pic deserves to be seen on its own!

Hey guys

Please go to the NFL post and leave comments / emojis to show your support for Carl

There’s quite a bit of Homphobic noise that needs to be drowned out!

They are an adorable young couple.

R364 I've noticed. As if the bearding arrangement on pic 3 were any more acceptable!

[quote]Romantic Valentine’s brekki at McD

[quote]I love U

R368 That slut Is always showing him off

[quote] There’s quite a bit of Homphobic noise that needs to be drowned out!

Amen, R364. The homophobic comments are disgusting, but sadly predictable. Should anyone be deluded enough to think that this kind of bigotry and hatred are somehow blissfully behind us, a casual stroll through those despicable comments should disabuse them of their misguided naïveté.

He's been dealing with that shit for almost 2 years, R364. I don't think we should expect anyone else to come out anytime soon while they're playing in a pro league.

Carl looks really hot at R368. Good pic, Soren.

For R368, the caption should read, “I love Ur fame so that I can be a part of it.”

Is Carl really that famous, R373? He's just a regular NFL player, and except for his coming out in 2021, he's not much of a fame whore. If Soren wanted a celebrity, he could have at least hooked up with one of the Instagram "influencers."

R370 / r371: I got upset and angry reading those comments

Then I thought to myself: how lucky that I’m a nobody, just an ordinary person, so I don’t have to deal with this shit in such a *public* manner on a *regular basis*

My respect for Carl has increased manyfolds: it’s really not easy to be a Pioneer person, especially in such a deeply homophobic field as football

Carl and Soren are so cute.

Soren is hot, Carl? not so much.

Carl is hotter and more masculine than Soren, R377.

r378 No, Carl may be more masculine (because Severino with that platinum hair... ew), but I doubt he's hotter (or maybe just from the neck down). His head shape is Cro-Magnonish and that haircut doesn't help matters either

R378 Carl looks like an inbreed, Soren is hot both in face and body.

I disagree.

Financial Fitness

Soren looks like he has a used up rotten hole.

Jesus! And I say that as a prayer.

King

Serious

R385 I still feel sorry for the twink. Used by Nassib and tossed aside. I'm sure he's moved on now, though, hopefully with a hotter boyfriend.

r385 Erik is by far the hottest of the 3

I’ve been saying Erik’s super cute for ages. But only now that Carl cheated on him and they split does the hissing DL brigade admit that he’s cute.

Erik and his posse

Erik is boring, let it go.

r390 And Severino is exciting???!!! Just because he's quaint and subdued and likes to atteng wine tastings with his gurlfriends doesn't make him boring

Your friendly Dane

R392 Why are you so obsessed with these 2? Do you wish you were in Severino's place?

Boom 💥

R393 Why do you call him Severino again?

R392 I mean, I can't blame Carl for wanting that... but I still feel bad for the twink.

R395 Lewk it up, don't be lazee

Throwback: Sweats weather

Ariana fanboi

r399 He's SOOOOOOOOOOOOO annoying and feminine, with that badly bleached hair. He really does look like a used-up slut, I agree with whoever said that!

R400 What's wrong in being feminine?

r401 His face doesn't match his bod: he's so tol and muscular, yet with that faggy hair. Ew! Kinda like when the audio doesn't match the video (banging bod but faggy voice), like Roberto Bolle. And what's wrong with being feminine? Everything! Sorry for you if you are

And platinum hair should be outlawed, it lewks horrible on everyone: if you're dark-complected, it lewks fake and unnatural; if you're fair-skinned, white hair + white skin makes you lewk like a ghost. Again, it should be outlawed Just like red + pink 🤮🤮🤮

Soren is not femenine.

Seems like Erik is posting all those ugly messages against Soren.

WURK!

r406 So he does work once every 6 months, in addion to being a WAG! Who would've thunk it!

Homeboy’s warm beige/yellow earth tones are definitely on point this season

@Nate Are you into trans identified females?

Does anyone know how these two met?

R409 English please 😳

R410 I've always wondered the same

How much longer do we give it?

R413 Geez

Throwback: Kewl graduate school days

r415 OMG Stop! You're obsessed with this Dane! Or do you wish you were him to be pounded by Carl?

He's cute, R415.

R410 Yeah, a guy from Pennsylvania living in Florida dating a guy from Denmark living in New York. Makes no sense. At least Erik Is from West Chester

He only lives in Florida during the season, which means that between the end of the 2021 Raiders season and August 2022 (when he was picked up by the Bucs), he was living in the NE. He has good friends in Brooklyn. Is it really that hard to imagine that he would meet some guy during one of his trips to NYC? Not everyone stays in the town they were born and never leaves like you.

r419 It is impossible to have a civil conversation on this loathesome forum, as cunts like you always come along and vent online on innocent users just because they weigh 200 pounds at 5'2' and their lives are miserable. You're lucky you're anonymous, otherwise I would sue the fuck out of you, since I have a 0 tolerance policy for keyboard warriors, and having to shell out is the only way AIDS-ridden cunts like you can learn a lesson.

r419 You know nothing about me, nothing about my life, yet you think you have the right to judge me, you dirty fag. Meanwhile, you know Carl's whereabouts 24/7 (he lives here this time of year, he lives there that time of here, he shows up here on the weekends, etc.), proving to be one jobless cunt without a life of her own

But I guess I have no one to blame but myself: if people already troll on other social networks where they have to create an account, can you imagine on here where they don't even have to sign their posts and get to be 100% anonymous? No wonder the bitchiness, the cuntiness and the provoking and insulting random strangers just because they have shitty lives. Between that and the obsession with that barbaric male infant mutilation and the fear of the common cold known as covid (against which they wanna take 8 shots of a non-vaccine and demand everyone else do the same), users on here are the most moronic bunch I've ever found in my life. Not to mention, some non-descriptive higher power gets to decide when you can post and when you can't: if you don't shell out, all of a sudden you can't do it anymore and won't be able to again until 5-10-24 hours (or a month and a half, like last time) later. The only forum on the planet where this happens! This is by far and away the worst website I've ever been a part of. Since I can't possibly live in fear, whenever I post a comment, that some cunt will come along and attack me for no reason other than because her life sucks (derailing the conversation and the topic in the process, by the way), I will never post on the Datalounge again. I've already found another forum, a Spanish one, which looks a lot more civil and welcoming. And, if I wanna find out who has come out of the closet in the meantime, I guess I'll just use Google. Good bye to the extremely few respectful users

Truth is FREEING

Nate: you mustn’t take things so seriously, especially not here on Datalounge

It’s much healthier just to laugh off these catty remarks - online as well as in life

Nothing on earth could come between them except Céline!

CAMPfest

Cute pic , R423.

It was a joke, R422. My apologies for the cunty comment.

[quote]crying laughing

Someone on here is obsessed with Carl because he's the first openly gay active footballer and a Republican. As a result, SHE (regardless of whether it's actually a woman) stalks him and his BF 24/7, sharing on here every mundane detail of their existences. Soooooo very sad and pathetic!!!

^ Still way better - and more self-loving/ less self-hating - than endlessly obsessing about STRAIGHT men

r431 Who take you up on your offer when women don't put out (as in 9/10 times)

Soren has a kind and cute face. I would like to put my dick inside him.

He really is cute.

Carl and a friend

r435 Carl is facially ugly

Seems more like a fan who saw him out somewhere and asked for a photo.

looks like a guy in sorin's photo

Run！

Beast mode

Young Soren with a friend

Carl looks hot in those pics at R439 and R440.

Soren is soo handsome.

If you put Soren's face on Carl's body, that would be one hot man.

I love football players bro

There's nothing wrong with Carl's face or with Soren's body.

Cleans up nicely.

^ GORGEOUS!

A young and drunk Soren

Carl lewks ghewd in that suit. But that Severino slut is annoying as all hell, constantly snapping pics of him to show him off. He should be shot! 🙄

Vacationing in L.A.

biking

Soren's hole is probably mush though R443.

Vacay Mood

Hygge!

I guess they went to Solvang, R455. The Dane is true to his roots.

Why won't Massive marry this Danish slut? Maybe this is all an act. Maybe he's straight and bearding 🤭

I am predicting that sometime during the next season he will announce his engagement to Soren

On panel

Stylish silhouette

r457 This is one of the stupidest comments I've ever read.

Carl definitely seems like the type not to want a fuss. He adds scenic beach pics to his Instagram, whereas Soren is the type to take photos of dinner, usually making sure to get Carl in frame - the classic "I'm having SUCH a good time!!" insta poster.

When I go out to dinner I just want to enjoy the company of the people I'm with rather than fuss about taking photos for the 'gram. I'm clearly getting old.

r461 If you wanna see someone stupid, lewk in the mirror. And r462 I totally agree: Severino is annoying as all hell, constantly showing him off (even when he's taking a picture of something else, there's always his BF in the frame and that's what he wants to catch on camera). He's TOO taken with him, to the point of being insufferable. If I were Carl, I'd dump him based on that alone

Podcast launch guest

[quote]OFFLINE

Money making

Supposedly Carl has been playing away while on vacation in Mexico--some French broad he met there. I'm sure Jenn won't be pleased. I'm sure the Dane gives not a single shit, as they're in a fake relationship. Why does Carl keep doing this?

R467 Huh???

R467 is trying to keep the "he's really straight" narrative alive.

If you hate him so much, or he annoys you so much, why do you follow him?

Can someone post here the pic of Soren's ass sticking out

R471: you mean this luscious thang?

Can look butch too

Bruh

I find it so hard to believe he just had his ass exposed like that and didn't notice. What's the story behind that? What a slut, Erik would never

Apparently he can speak without saying fuck every 2 seconds.

As a veteran swimmer, Soren most probably has a different notion about nudity from ordinary mortals like you and me

r477 Sure, because it's a well-known fact swimmers and former swimmers walk around the world butt naked, which is why he'd shown his ass before thousands of times... NOT!

R477 Soren is so above of his league.

He deserves a hotter man than 'Carl Inbreed'.

And I'm sure you're that man, R479, right? He seems happy with his decision.

I think both Carl and Soren did well

Well, both of them seem to be quite happy with the choice that they made — which is really all that matters.

R475 I think Erik’s more of a shy and reserved guy. Soren’s more gregarious and adventurous. Both cute guys ofc.

Doing good works wherever he goes

r483 Yes, and they're both way hotter than Carl, whom they only picked because there are so few tops out there (let alone so tol and muscular)

Aww....Carl with his friend's (Joe Schobert) newborn.

R486 Soren’s getting ideas…

From 2018: he really hasn’t changed much has he

r486 Cute

Traveling Traveling

Not everyone is genetically gifted to be

In L.A. again.

Love is

Youthful follies!

Vegas!

r495 Such a hardworker: always travelin'

Fresh!

If he decides to stay in Tampa Bay, he'll have a new quarterback. Baker Mayfield was just signed by the club.

Next friday he will be a guest speaker at Villanova, School of Law

I'll be honest, they've exceeded the time I gave the relationship. Fair play!

Carl is hot and kind . He’s an openly gay football 🏈 player in the NFL. Do even realize the significance of that ?! The military accepted gays before the NFL

Chef Carl

☝️Cute

MAGA Carl FOREVER!

R504 He's not MAGA anymore, but who knows if he still thinks like one off social media.

Apparently, “Fridays are for the girls and gays”

I love his big hands.

I’ll bet that Soren agrees, R507.

R488 nope he hasn't Still a cum slut.

R509: you say that like it’s a bad thing

Scandinavian Pop Pin-up!

R510 I see the pearl necklace he's wearing. Symbolism?

R512: I think it’s just about being on trend, as guys wearing pearl has become rayther a thing these past few years

In fact, here on DL we have a whole thread discussing this

30th birthday celebrations

With his sister.

Happy Birthday Carl 🎉

What a nice shot at r514

friends.

After reading the “athletes you think are closeted” thread, I think at least Carl has the guts to come out.

Happy birthday Carl!

This one is really for the VPL/bulge fans on DL

One more

he seems more comfortable and happy in his instagram pics recently.

Awwww. Someone is having a birthday.

Cute, R524.

Carl is so much more open than he used to be. Happy bday.

He really seems happy, and low-key

That boy in love

Cuties. r524

The cuter part of r254 was cut off (the fact that Carl regrammed it with a declaration of love)

*r524 obvs

Omg crazy HOT at r530!

Dance baby dance

In the books

Cross eyed Carl is cute

Fresh in mauve

I hope it lasts just to prove the critics wrong.

Sadly, I suspect it'll end amid accusations of cheating. I'm cynical, but usually accurate.

Carl’s twink ex said he cheated

I’m not surprised that Eric posted that, but I am surprised that he left it up.

R539 Indeed. A leopard never changes its spots.

Soren and Carl are totally going to be engaged by the end of the year. He’s a conservative and he just turned 30 so it’s time to settled down

Based on Soren’s birthday post to Carl yesterday…it appears they are both heading to Denmark in May to visit Soren’s friends and family…

Soren turns 30 this year, too, right?

He will ask for his hand in marriage there

Gala Wine & Dine

40th Anniversary

[quote]Not pictured: the stain

R548 Oh, Erik is cute. Is he still single?

R548 Good to see he's moved on from the cheating hoe!

This is definitely an open relationship.

R549: yes, it seems that Erik is still single, just hanging around with his loyal gang of friends

I'm not sure, R551. Carl seems pretty into him.

r551 That's not true and you know.

I don't know why Erik's fans are here. 🙄

R554, I don't “know” for sure. However, I find it hard to believe that Carl, who cheated on at least the last boyfriend, would make the same mistake again. He seems pragmatic and likely said, let’s keep this casual.

Yeah, I mean from what we've seen of Soren, he's not exactly the most virtuous of gay guys.

Doing good works

r558 Cutie.

Baby steps

Look at our boy go! Doing projects with Martha Stewart and Rosario Dawson!

Any updates? Is he onto boy toy #3 yet?

He's still with Soren.

r563 Good to know.

The Money Man

Always a Swiftie

Dashing Dane

He was very unkind to the cute twink. For that cheap used up hole.

Best Concert of his Lyfe

Highlights

More!

Carl the activist. Working with Red.

R572: yes, he looks happy and handsome

Does the advertised slut bottom still follow him everywhere?

^ no I think he actually went on a vacation recently to somewhere in Colombia with a gal pal

Those cum gutters though

They're supposedly going to Denmark together sometime soon.

R568 He comes off as very annoying twink type in his socials, no wonder why Carl kicked his ass.

You can't knock Carl's choice. The Dane is a hottie for sure. I doubt it'll last, as I suspect Carl's head will be turned by another hot guy soon enough, but for now he's doing just fine.

I wonder if he's still a Republican at heart. Will we see his support for DeSantis soon?

I doubt it, R579. The two boyfriends that he’s had since coming out are both unabashed progressives. In addition, he’s never said a word about politics in that whole time. It’s clear that Repuke policies are opposed to the goals of organizations like the Trevor Project, which Carl supports.

I think he's an ex Republican.

Carl is in Denmark right now with his bf and the family. Think he's going to ask the dad's blessing to marry his son? Feels like something he would do.

After a year of dating, R582? Doubt it.

With the in-laws.

Enjoying Denmark.

Are the parents aware the son is an advertised bottom slut?

I doubt he advertised it to them, R586.

whoo boy! hope he doesn't look wind up like his father!

Carl would definitely make the Dane sign a prenup.

Cute.

Happy and relaxed.

He looks good.

R590 Don’t they have bikes in the US?

Yes, we have bikes, but the culture here decidedly favors cars.

Yes, there are bikes and people ride them. But bicyclists always take their lives in their hands when they ride on streets with cars here. Cars are prioritized.

The happy couple.

Mona Lisa.

From his Wikipedia page: “Carl Paul Nassib is an American football outside linebacker who is a free agent.” DL butch queens, is an outside linebacker an important position? What type of guy usually fills this position?

It's important just like any other position. You have to be a big guy to play in this position.

I hope they are as happy as they appear to be