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American Men embrace Summer 2022’s Hoochie Dad Shorts 🩳 Trend

The power of social media

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by Anonymousreply 346November 26, 2022 7:43 PM

Red

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by Anonymousreply 1June 27, 2022 11:14 PM

The Rules

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by Anonymousreply 2June 27, 2022 11:16 PM

I would definitely submit to OP!Dad's thighs

by Anonymousreply 3June 27, 2022 11:18 PM

Thick

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by Anonymousreply 4June 27, 2022 11:21 PM

None of the links work. Are they videos?

by Anonymousreply 5June 27, 2022 11:22 PM

You might need an IMGUR account to view links

by Anonymousreply 6June 27, 2022 11:33 PM

[quote] Hoochie Dad Shorts

They are shorts; the first two words are irrelevant.

by Anonymousreply 7June 27, 2022 11:42 PM

Hoochie Daddy, not hoochie dad

by Anonymousreply 8June 27, 2022 11:45 PM

No, it's Shaneequa Daddy.

by Anonymousreply 9June 27, 2022 11:54 PM

Racist

by Anonymousreply 10June 28, 2022 12:30 AM

Hoochie = Racist

by Anonymousreply 11June 28, 2022 12:32 AM

Nicky Waka

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by Anonymousreply 12July 3, 2022 12:34 AM

Gay men have always worn hoochie shorts...

Nothing new here.

by Anonymousreply 13July 3, 2022 12:37 AM

Few looked this hot or manly

by Anonymousreply 14July 3, 2022 12:39 AM

Duo

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by Anonymousreply 15July 8, 2022 4:25 PM

Hott!

by Anonymousreply 16July 8, 2022 4:33 PM

A. Most of the photos you shared aren’t “dads” wearing them. So….

B. Short shorts on men isn’t new. That was the norm by the late 70s and 80s, especially for jocks. When gay men adopted the look, straight men abandoned it.

by Anonymousreply 17July 8, 2022 4:41 PM

R17, it’s Hoochie Daddy. You realize people today don’t mean literal dads when they say “daddy?”

by Anonymousreply 18July 8, 2022 4:56 PM

At last!

by Anonymousreply 19July 8, 2022 5:06 PM

Cultural revolution

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by Anonymousreply 20July 9, 2022 2:17 PM

Orange

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by Anonymousreply 21July 15, 2022 5:00 AM

In the eighties we called them OP's. Of course, those were coudoroy

by Anonymousreply 22July 15, 2022 5:11 AM

No, sorry.

by Anonymousreply 23July 15, 2022 5:32 AM

Purple

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by Anonymousreply 24July 16, 2022 1:02 AM

Hoochie daddy shorts? How fucking lame. That’s a name only someone who not only couldn’t fit into them would say, but someone who couldn’t snag a guy wearing them.

by Anonymousreply 25July 16, 2022 1:56 AM

Racist ⬆️

by Anonymousreply 26July 16, 2022 2:56 AM

R26 agrees with R10 but neither give any substance to their single-word whining.

by Anonymousreply 27July 16, 2022 3:12 AM

Southern Frat daddies have been wearing these for at least the past twenty years.

by Anonymousreply 28July 16, 2022 3:14 AM

[quote] Hoochie

What means this word?

by Anonymousreply 29July 16, 2022 3:15 AM

You serious? You really don’t know what hoochie means?

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by Anonymousreply 30July 16, 2022 1:34 PM

European men have been wearing short shorts forever.

by Anonymousreply 31July 16, 2022 2:03 PM

I’m not European

by Anonymousreply 32July 16, 2022 2:39 PM

R32 clearly and THANK GOD

by Anonymousreply 33July 18, 2022 9:19 PM

I'm all for it.

by Anonymousreply 34July 18, 2022 9:22 PM

Everything old is new again...

George Micheal

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by Anonymousreply 35July 18, 2022 9:31 PM

R33, that’s precisely what I say continuously bro !

by Anonymousreply 36July 18, 2022 9:31 PM

Great, but could go another inch or two shorter

by Anonymousreply 37July 18, 2022 10:52 PM

3” inseams?

by Anonymousreply 38July 18, 2022 10:59 PM

Wonho

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by Anonymousreply 39July 24, 2022 2:31 PM

These kids really don't know about anything before they were born.

by Anonymousreply 40July 24, 2022 3:16 PM

What’s your point? People care about what’s happening now. Always have

by Anonymousreply 41July 24, 2022 3:21 PM

The infantile OP is trying to create a trend by using the same infantile word in four threads

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by Anonymousreply 42July 25, 2022 12:07 AM

Damn

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by Anonymousreply 43July 26, 2022 1:11 AM

Options

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by Anonymousreply 44July 26, 2022 1:13 AM

Ian from Down Under

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by Anonymousreply 45July 26, 2022 5:59 AM

Nice

by Anonymousreply 46July 26, 2022 12:48 PM

Nicky

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by Anonymousreply 47July 28, 2022 5:11 AM

Stretch!

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by Anonymousreply 48July 28, 2022 10:31 AM

Offbrand Mahomes

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by Anonymousreply 49July 28, 2022 11:38 AM

Slight adjustment

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by Anonymousreply 50July 28, 2022 3:16 PM

I approve of this trend!

by Anonymousreply 51July 28, 2022 3:20 PM

Me too

by Anonymousreply 52July 28, 2022 4:02 PM

Squats

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by Anonymousreply 53July 29, 2022 2:55 AM

Sexy

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by Anonymousreply 54July 29, 2022 3:12 AM

Micro

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by Anonymousreply 55July 29, 2022 5:16 AM

R55 those shorts are cute!

But... what the fuck is that thing on his head?

by Anonymousreply 56July 29, 2022 5:23 AM

R56, uh a do rag. Do you know any black people?

by Anonymousreply 57July 29, 2022 5:28 AM

Actually, no. Not many down under. Thanks R57 for letting me know what that was, googled it for more ... today I learned something new!

by Anonymousreply 58July 29, 2022 5:38 AM

Oh

by Anonymousreply 59July 29, 2022 12:26 PM

Alexx Cain

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by Anonymousreply 60August 10, 2022 4:41 AM

🌊

🐄

🧵

by Anonymousreply 61August 10, 2022 4:47 AM

Big quads are in.

by Anonymousreply 62August 10, 2022 12:55 PM

Very much in. It’s huge on Tiktok

by Anonymousreply 63August 10, 2022 1:24 PM

Hayden

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by Anonymousreply 64August 10, 2022 3:01 PM

Ive really enjoyed this summer with dudes having their ass out in some coochie cutters

by Anonymousreply 65August 11, 2022 2:53 AM

Yes, please

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by Anonymousreply 66August 11, 2022 3:10 AM

Take a hike

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by Anonymousreply 67August 11, 2022 10:44 AM

Nice

by Anonymousreply 68August 11, 2022 1:23 PM

Nike

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by Anonymousreply 69August 11, 2022 1:41 PM

Bantam sized

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by Anonymousreply 70August 11, 2022 6:59 PM

Streeeeeeetch

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by Anonymousreply 71August 12, 2022 5:43 PM

r61 What does wave cow thread mean?

by Anonymousreply 72August 12, 2022 6:12 PM

The shorts could have been a little shorter, but da MOVES!

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by Anonymousreply 73August 12, 2022 7:16 PM

R72: I believe it’s ‘Sea Cow’s thread’

‘Sea Cow’ being a certain poster whose first name starts with the letter ‘E’

by Anonymousreply 74August 12, 2022 7:19 PM

Enrique?

by Anonymousreply 75August 12, 2022 8:48 PM

Mr @bodybybona at r73 used to be hmm quite ‘straight-acting’, so it’s both a surprise *and* a delight to see him embrace his Inner Fluid Self so openly

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by Anonymousreply 76August 12, 2022 9:13 PM

Where do you see he is fluid?

by Anonymousreply 77August 13, 2022 3:57 AM

R77: ‘fluid’ as in his movement, especially from the beginning when he was on the machine, where he rocked his butt vigorously; then he jumped off, sashayed his way to the mirror, then primped his hair a little, before turning back to face the camera

by Anonymousreply 78August 13, 2022 10:54 AM

[quote]#tgif

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by Anonymousreply 79August 13, 2022 10:58 AM

R72 This

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by Anonymousreply 80August 13, 2022 11:04 AM

A certain famous Gay Porn Star from the noughties/00s

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by Anonymousreply 81August 13, 2022 4:21 PM

Costco

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by Anonymousreply 82August 14, 2022 2:24 AM

That’s quite a funny clip, r82

by Anonymousreply 83August 14, 2022 2:16 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 84August 14, 2022 3:44 PM

Market Days are forever

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by Anonymousreply 85August 14, 2022 6:19 PM

Hip Mobility Challenge

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by Anonymousreply 86August 14, 2022 6:21 PM

Grey

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by Anonymousreply 87August 14, 2022 6:22 PM

Fine bro

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by Anonymousreply 88August 14, 2022 6:23 PM

Hoda

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by Anonymousreply 89August 14, 2022 6:25 PM

Get it!

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by Anonymousreply 90August 14, 2022 6:28 PM

Hunky

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by Anonymousreply 91August 14, 2022 8:12 PM

Nice

by Anonymousreply 92August 14, 2022 8:32 PM

Red

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by Anonymousreply 93August 14, 2022 10:41 PM

Store

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by Anonymousreply 94August 15, 2022 12:00 AM

R89 is repellant

by Anonymousreply 95August 15, 2022 12:22 AM

[quote] American Men embrace Summer 2022’s Hoochie Dad Shorts 🩳 Trend.

OP, this "trend" youre trying to create is more truly titled 'Non-African-American Men embrace African-American Shorts'.

by Anonymousreply 96August 15, 2022 12:28 AM

Huh?

by Anonymousreply 97August 15, 2022 12:33 AM

Short enuff?

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by Anonymousreply 98August 15, 2022 12:54 AM

Skater boi

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by Anonymousreply 99August 15, 2022 12:58 AM

Hayden of course

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by Anonymousreply 100August 15, 2022 1:40 AM

The hissing of summer lawn

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by Anonymousreply 101August 15, 2022 8:08 AM

^ * lawnS

by Anonymousreply 102August 15, 2022 8:15 AM

Love this trend.

by Anonymousreply 103August 15, 2022 3:08 PM

Mr Short Shorts himself, Rafael Nadal

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by Anonymousreply 104August 15, 2022 3:28 PM

White

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by Anonymousreply 105August 15, 2022 3:29 PM

Chase

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by Anonymousreply 106August 16, 2022 6:20 PM

They are just regular shorts, not board short length which most "Dads" and straight guys wear.

by Anonymousreply 107August 16, 2022 6:37 PM

Daily rent paid

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by Anonymousreply 108August 16, 2022 8:21 PM

Nice

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by Anonymousreply 109August 17, 2022 4:02 PM

Grab the bag and run!

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by Anonymousreply 110August 18, 2022 1:39 AM

Nice

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by Anonymousreply 111August 18, 2022 9:17 AM

Many of the shorts in this thread were standard length in the early 1980s. The difference is we seem to have a steroid epidemic now. So many extreme physiques that personally I don't find attractive. Fit, YES. Roided out? NO.

by Anonymousreply 112August 18, 2022 9:28 AM

No, dudes are so much hotter now

by Anonymousreply 113August 18, 2022 9:48 AM

If you like your dudes to look like cartoon characters, ok.

by Anonymousreply 114August 18, 2022 9:52 AM

I like em ripped and swole 💪🏽

by Anonymousreply 115August 18, 2022 9:59 AM

Siah

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by Anonymousreply 116August 18, 2022 10:03 AM

Are American men afraid to show a bit of leg? The knee-length (sometimes even over the knee) shorts are so ugly.

by Anonymousreply 117August 18, 2022 10:11 AM

It was traditionally associated with (very) gay men, so it was frowned upon

by Anonymousreply 118August 18, 2022 10:22 AM

While in Mexico

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by Anonymousreply 119August 18, 2022 10:59 AM

Nice

by Anonymousreply 120August 18, 2022 1:43 PM

Throwback: 1976

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by Anonymousreply 121August 18, 2022 9:05 PM

Nicec

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by Anonymousreply 122August 19, 2022 8:07 PM

The Doctor is in da house

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by Anonymousreply 123August 20, 2022 1:17 AM

Boston

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by Anonymousreply 124August 20, 2022 1:49 PM

Moves!

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by Anonymousreply 125August 20, 2022 8:47 PM

Another attempt by men to prove they are exhibitionists.

by Anonymousreply 126August 20, 2022 8:56 PM

More!

by Anonymousreply 127August 20, 2022 9:48 PM

Leg Day

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by Anonymousreply 128August 21, 2022 11:53 PM

Boner Alert 🚨

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by Anonymousreply 129August 22, 2022 12:23 AM

Omg

by Anonymousreply 130August 22, 2022 5:15 AM

Hey Daddy

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by Anonymousreply 131August 24, 2022 3:19 AM

Fire

by Anonymousreply 132August 24, 2022 3:38 AM

finally

by Anonymousreply 133August 24, 2022 3:44 AM

Straight guys can be so hot but mess it by either being too goofy, having a stupid hairstyle/haircut, or trying to twerk.

by Anonymousreply 134August 24, 2022 3:56 AM

Too goofy?

by Anonymousreply 135August 24, 2022 4:07 AM

R135: R47/R49/R54 for example

by Anonymousreply 136August 24, 2022 4:10 AM

Nerdy sexy

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by Anonymousreply 137August 24, 2022 9:46 AM

Hello Stranger

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by Anonymousreply 138August 24, 2022 9:48 AM

R137 is smokin

by Anonymousreply 139August 24, 2022 12:39 PM

Black men can't wear short shorts because, well you know. That's why in the 80s they had to lower the basketball shorts past the knees.

by Anonymousreply 140August 24, 2022 12:59 PM

I want to see Dads in dad shorts. I don’t want to see boys.

by Anonymousreply 141August 24, 2022 1:08 PM

r138 is the reason I'm gay

by Anonymousreply 142August 24, 2022 1:20 PM

I prefer these.

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by Anonymousreply 143August 24, 2022 11:37 PM

Red

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by Anonymousreply 144August 25, 2022 2:52 PM

Remembering Hoochie Daddy Summer

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by Anonymousreply 145August 25, 2022 5:23 PM

Yo.

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by Anonymousreply 146August 26, 2022 7:48 AM

Some actor named Milo

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by Anonymousreply 147August 26, 2022 8:12 AM

Dang

by Anonymousreply 148August 26, 2022 1:03 PM

Nice shorts

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by Anonymousreply 149August 26, 2022 1:38 PM

R145 is telling us that only colored boys can wear these so-called 'hoochie Dad' shorts.

by Anonymousreply 150August 27, 2022 12:27 AM

Catcall

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by Anonymousreply 151August 27, 2022 3:49 AM

^

What is the last sentence in that video? "You like Brits?"?

by Anonymousreply 152August 27, 2022 3:53 AM

😍

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by Anonymousreply 153August 27, 2022 10:50 AM

Modestly short

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by Anonymousreply 154August 27, 2022 3:45 PM

Sexy AF

by Anonymousreply 155August 27, 2022 4:03 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 156August 27, 2022 8:38 PM

Have shorts will travel

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by Anonymousreply 157August 28, 2022 12:36 AM

WURK

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by Anonymousreply 158August 28, 2022 6:14 AM

R158 who is that handsome man?

by Anonymousreply 159August 28, 2022 6:22 AM

They're booty shorts.

Gretchen, stop trying to make "hoochie dad shorts" happen. It's not going to happen!

by Anonymousreply 160August 28, 2022 6:28 AM

R160, you’re stuck in 1989. Hoochie daddy shorts is already huge amongst current culture

by Anonymousreply 161August 28, 2022 6:40 AM

[quote] Hoochie daddy shorts is already huge amongst current culture

No, "hoochie daddy" shorts is already huge amongst current African-American culture.

by Anonymousreply 162August 28, 2022 6:45 AM

NPR says otherwise

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by Anonymousreply 163August 28, 2022 7:06 AM

R159: it’s Matty @mattymaggiacomo, a coach at Peloton

by Anonymousreply 164August 28, 2022 7:17 AM

[quote] They're short, sexy and on-trend: Hoochie daddy shorts are all the rage for cisgender straight men this summer.

The NPR sound inane.

by Anonymousreply 165August 28, 2022 7:25 AM

I like the look of Matty but I'm suspicious about this sermonising preacher—

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by Anonymousreply 166August 28, 2022 7:30 AM

R166: that’s rather unfortunate

by Anonymousreply 167August 28, 2022 10:38 AM

Peachy summer

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by Anonymousreply 168August 28, 2022 3:00 PM

Can you wear hoochie daddy shorts after Labor Day?

by Anonymousreply 169August 28, 2022 3:24 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 170August 29, 2022 2:15 AM

No Bump

No trying to make this dumb name happen.

by Anonymousreply 171August 29, 2022 2:17 AM

Buzzfeed

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by Anonymousreply 172August 29, 2022 2:52 AM

Debate about masculinity

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by Anonymousreply 173August 29, 2022 2:53 AM

Hoochie Hoochie

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by Anonymousreply 174August 30, 2022 8:23 AM

Hoochie toilet selfie

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by Anonymousreply 175August 30, 2022 11:51 AM

Hoochie daddies must have fit fat dadbods not gym abs.

by Anonymousreply 176August 30, 2022 11:59 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 177August 30, 2022 12:55 PM

Porn stache AND Hoochie shorts

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by Anonymousreply 178August 31, 2022 8:52 AM

Arguably not hoochie daddy shorts because the fog is so baggy ⬆️

by Anonymousreply 179August 31, 2022 12:43 PM

Baggy fog is the worst.

by Anonymousreply 180August 31, 2022 12:44 PM

Gym

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by Anonymousreply 181August 31, 2022 1:23 PM

Saquon Barkley

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by Anonymousreply 182September 1, 2022 2:19 AM

Prepping for marathon

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by Anonymousreply 183September 1, 2022 4:27 AM

Hoochie goes Artsy

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by Anonymousreply 184September 1, 2022 7:36 AM

Hoochie in London

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by Anonymousreply 185September 1, 2022 11:33 AM

Baggy fog is destroying our civilization

by Anonymousreply 186September 1, 2022 2:36 PM

Well, baggy short shorts aren’t entirely without their advantages though

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by Anonymousreply 187September 1, 2022 2:55 PM

“And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”

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by Anonymousreply 188September 1, 2022 5:15 PM

How doesn’t he know?

by Anonymousreply 189September 1, 2022 5:15 PM

R188 damn, he's hot! Just my type

by Anonymousreply 190September 1, 2022 5:32 PM

Hey grey shorts!

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by Anonymousreply 191September 1, 2022 5:42 PM

R190: cool, that Kevin @k_vlay

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by Anonymousreply 192September 1, 2022 5:49 PM

[quote] American Men embrace Summer 2022’s Hoochie Dad Shorts Trend

Summer 2022 has finished.

American Men need to get the new fad.

by Anonymousreply 193September 2, 2022 12:33 AM

Summer doesn’t end until September 22

by Anonymousreply 194September 2, 2022 2:00 AM

Hoochie daddy pants

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by Anonymousreply 195September 2, 2022 3:40 AM

Yam wot I yam.

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by Anonymousreply 196September 2, 2022 5:25 AM

He's in love

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by Anonymousreply 197September 2, 2022 5:39 AM

Micro

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by Anonymousreply 198September 2, 2022 2:53 PM

Hardship

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by Anonymousreply 199September 2, 2022 4:00 PM

Thighs on point

by Anonymousreply 200September 2, 2022 4:01 PM

Thicc

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by Anonymousreply 201September 2, 2022 4:25 PM

Patriot 🇺🇸

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by Anonymousreply 202September 2, 2022 6:26 PM

Mercy

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by Anonymousreply 203September 2, 2022 8:56 PM

Is that a sample of that legendary, much talked about DL Archetype, the Latino HusBEAR at r203?

by Anonymousreply 204September 3, 2022 11:19 AM

DL Fave represented

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by Anonymousreply 205September 3, 2022 11:20 AM

Jordon can’t wait.

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by Anonymousreply 206September 3, 2022 11:40 AM

Sexy dude

by Anonymousreply 207September 3, 2022 11:43 AM

Hoochie gym selfie

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by Anonymousreply 208September 3, 2022 3:39 PM

Hootchie Cootchie time

by Anonymousreply 209September 3, 2022 3:45 PM

Hoochie Dad shorts during leg day is just a way for guys to show off their boners. Nobody talks about the diamond hard erections one gets after training legs.

R187 That is awkward/funny/gross if it's a stranger, but if a guy I was seeing had on short shorts with part of his sack showing like that, that would turn me on. We'd have to go somewhere and address it.

by Anonymousreply 210September 3, 2022 5:00 PM

You’re drunk r210

by Anonymousreply 211September 3, 2022 5:36 PM

Read the message

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by Anonymousreply 212September 3, 2022 6:29 PM

R211 You're sexy

by Anonymousreply 213September 3, 2022 6:39 PM

Thanks brah

by Anonymousreply 214September 3, 2022 7:38 PM

I fondly remember when shorts meant your dick could literally fall out the bottom if you were so inclined.

by Anonymousreply 215September 3, 2022 7:40 PM

Hopefully American men will now embrace skintight sweatpants

by Anonymousreply 216September 3, 2022 10:18 PM

King

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by Anonymousreply 217September 4, 2022 5:34 AM

Hoochie and Stache

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by Anonymousreply 218September 4, 2022 8:43 AM

Austin of Texas

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by Anonymousreply 219September 4, 2022 8:49 AM

MASC Hoochie against the backdrop of GGB

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by Anonymousreply 220September 4, 2022 11:21 AM

More!

by Anonymousreply 221September 4, 2022 12:22 PM

I love this trend

by Anonymousreply 222September 4, 2022 4:31 PM

Who is r218?

by Anonymousreply 223September 4, 2022 4:31 PM

Not into huge thighs.

by Anonymousreply 224September 4, 2022 4:42 PM

I definitely am

by Anonymousreply 225September 4, 2022 4:48 PM

Goals

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by Anonymousreply 226September 5, 2022 3:01 AM

I suspect these shorts are padded.

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by Anonymousreply 227September 5, 2022 8:28 AM

Hoochie in Las Vegas

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by Anonymousreply 228September 5, 2022 12:29 PM

Gateway to Heaven

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by Anonymousreply 229September 5, 2022 1:06 PM

R223: it’s Jett @jetthallum

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by Anonymousreply 230September 5, 2022 1:09 PM

Just because you work out, it doesn’t make you handsome or attractive. It takes more than that.

by Anonymousreply 231September 5, 2022 1:13 PM

A lot of these people look ridiculous in short shorts. They look uncomfortable and self conscious.

I much prefer non computer cat original types who are not chasing someone else’s trends.

by Anonymousreply 232September 5, 2022 1:15 PM

*copy cats

by Anonymousreply 233September 5, 2022 1:15 PM

I love computer cats

by Anonymousreply 234September 5, 2022 3:06 PM

You like?

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by Anonymousreply 235September 5, 2022 4:49 PM

Hoochie in Subway

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by Anonymousreply 236September 5, 2022 5:58 PM

Hot damn

by Anonymousreply 237September 5, 2022 5:59 PM

Megathicc

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by Anonymousreply 238September 6, 2022 1:11 AM

Boxing

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by Anonymousreply 239September 6, 2022 1:17 AM

Cute interviewer @justinawad1, in modestly short shorts, while asking important questions at Time Square

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by Anonymousreply 240September 6, 2022 9:45 AM

One more: ‘YES’

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by Anonymousreply 241September 6, 2022 9:57 AM

Cute Dubai-based trainer doing the Macarena

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by Anonymousreply 242September 7, 2022 2:31 PM

Hoochie Gym Bunny

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by Anonymousreply 243September 10, 2022 3:50 AM

So sexy ⬆️

by Anonymousreply 244September 10, 2022 3:50 AM

Killer Leg Day

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by Anonymousreply 245September 11, 2022 10:18 PM

That George Micheal pic reminded me that tennis shorts were a "thing" for a minute back in the 80s .I had a pink pair and a white pair. I had totally forgotten about that ! My favorite pair of hoochie shorts was a cut off denim pair (the 70s) that was so tight and so short they barely contained my ass cheeks. I called them my lucky shorts because when i wore them I was guaranteed to pick up some dick .Id kill 30 of you to be that skinny again.

by Anonymousreply 246September 11, 2022 10:36 PM

More!

by Anonymousreply 247September 12, 2022 5:41 PM

Dads exercising

by Anonymousreply 248September 12, 2022 5:59 PM

Oops here’s the pic

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by Anonymousreply 249September 12, 2022 6:00 PM

Discovered from the other thread about Hunks from bygone era: Hoochie Hotness from 1962

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by Anonymousreply 250September 12, 2022 11:44 PM

^

Conrad did NOT use the H word to describe those shorts.

by Anonymousreply 251September 13, 2022 12:01 AM

R251: sorry I know it’s an anachronism

by Anonymousreply 252September 13, 2022 12:18 AM

The hos gonna love this

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by Anonymousreply 253September 13, 2022 2:18 AM

[quote] The hos

Does that refer to whores or homosexuals?

by Anonymousreply 254September 13, 2022 2:38 AM

Dad Hoochieness

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by Anonymousreply 255September 13, 2022 4:46 PM

Don’t skip Leg Day

by Anonymousreply 256September 13, 2022 6:10 PM

Tops

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by Anonymousreply 257September 13, 2022 10:16 PM

^

What flags are those?

Are they breakaway groups from the ghastly stranglehold of EllGeeBeeTeeEyeKew?

by Anonymousreply 258September 14, 2022 5:35 AM

Veiny

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by Anonymousreply 259September 14, 2022 8:37 PM

R258: the guy is Australian, and I think the pic was taken in Sydney

So our Aussie friends from Down Under - and there seems to be quite a few - can help out

by Anonymousreply 260September 14, 2022 8:39 PM

Hoochie and Jock

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by Anonymousreply 261September 15, 2022 1:29 AM

Stretchy

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by Anonymousreply 262September 15, 2022 8:41 AM

More Hoochie and Jock

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by Anonymousreply 263September 15, 2022 8:48 AM

Hoochie in action

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by Anonymousreply 264September 15, 2022 5:14 PM

Due to a late season heat wave, Hoochie Daddy Season has been extended into October

by Anonymousreply 265September 15, 2022 5:19 PM

Gorgeous Garrett @garretthawley_

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by Anonymousreply 266September 15, 2022 6:19 PM

Akita

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by Anonymousreply 267September 16, 2022 12:08 PM

Charlie’s Angels, eat your heart out!

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by Anonymousreply 268September 16, 2022 10:23 PM

Great view

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by Anonymousreply 269September 17, 2022 8:24 AM

Hoochie Bro

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by Anonymousreply 270September 17, 2022 8:47 AM

Push!

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by Anonymousreply 271September 17, 2022 1:47 PM

Good Hoochie Christian boy

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by Anonymousreply 272September 18, 2022 1:37 AM

I call my 5” inseam shorts my hoochie shorts, but they’re really not since my 5” on short legs aren’t as short as on someone with long legs.

by Anonymousreply 273September 18, 2022 1:47 AM

Stretch

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by Anonymousreply 274September 19, 2022 9:43 AM

These are hot

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by Anonymousreply 275September 19, 2022 10:16 PM

Juan

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by Anonymousreply 276September 20, 2022 12:33 AM

Throwback: sexy British weatherman Tomasz

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by Anonymousreply 277September 20, 2022 2:24 AM

Orange

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by Anonymousreply 278September 20, 2022 1:20 PM

Hoochie or Speedo?

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by Anonymousreply 279September 20, 2022 8:31 PM

Hoochie GymBunny is back

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by Anonymousreply 280September 21, 2022 1:53 PM

Baker

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by Anonymousreply 281September 21, 2022 9:42 PM

Orange is the new black

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by Anonymousreply 282September 22, 2022 2:51 AM

This thread is for fetishists.

Cotton is cotton. Polyester is polyester.

by Anonymousreply 283September 22, 2022 3:56 AM

Mr Kenny Brain

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by Anonymousreply 284September 22, 2022 4:12 AM

Hoochie in Asia

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by Anonymousreply 285September 22, 2022 7:18 AM

Blondie

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by Anonymousreply 286September 23, 2022 9:57 PM

Hoochie needs to cool down

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by Anonymousreply 287September 24, 2022 9:05 AM

They’re just shorts.

by Anonymousreply 288September 24, 2022 9:10 AM

The delights of Wurking from Home

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by Anonymousreply 289September 25, 2022 5:15 AM

Hoochie at Folsom

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Quentin

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by Anonymousreply 291September 26, 2022 4:41 PM

More Hoochie at Folsom

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by Anonymousreply 292September 26, 2022 11:48 PM

Lockerroom

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Smooth @bodybybona

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Hurricane

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Flawless

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Offbrand Mahomes

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The sexy Manu @manuel_scheu

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by Anonymousreply 298September 29, 2022 1:34 PM

Stick it out honey

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by Anonymousreply 299September 29, 2022 1:35 PM

Four inch

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by Anonymousreply 300September 30, 2022 11:11 AM

What brand are these shorts?

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by Anonymousreply 301September 30, 2022 7:13 PM

Damn

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by Anonymousreply 302September 30, 2022 8:18 PM

Driving me wild

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Hoochie gay dads

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by Anonymousreply 304October 2, 2022 6:23 AM

Giorgio

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by Anonymousreply 305October 3, 2022 7:46 PM

I cannot wait until all the seniors in Orlando walk down International Drive with their skinny, white legs.

by Anonymousreply 306October 3, 2022 7:52 PM

Night workout

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by Anonymousreply 307October 4, 2022 6:08 AM

Loose fitting Hoochie shorts have their advantages

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by Anonymousreply 308October 6, 2022 1:38 PM

When the song hits, and you really really NEED a MAN

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by Anonymousreply 309October 6, 2022 2:56 PM

At the gym

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by Anonymousreply 310October 10, 2022 9:04 PM

Flex

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by Anonymousreply 311October 10, 2022 9:16 PM

Hoochie shorts that double up as swim trunks

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by Anonymousreply 312October 11, 2022 10:30 AM

Hoochie on roller skates

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by Anonymousreply 313October 12, 2022 5:55 AM

Great hair day

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by Anonymousreply 314October 12, 2022 11:44 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 315October 13, 2022 12:38 AM

Hoochie Goes FAShun

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by Anonymousreply 316October 13, 2022 2:42 PM

Pink

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by Anonymousreply 317October 14, 2022 12:58 PM

Hoochie Mutual Admiration Club

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by Anonymousreply 318October 15, 2022 5:55 PM

Whores - SUMMER 2022 is OVER!

by Anonymousreply 319October 15, 2022 5:58 PM

Siah

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by Anonymousreply 320October 18, 2022 4:07 AM

Gymshark 🦈

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by Anonymousreply 321October 18, 2022 12:41 PM

A spring in his step

@caymancardiff

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by Anonymousreply 322October 18, 2022 9:23 PM

Down Under Hoochie

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by Anonymousreply 323October 19, 2022 3:21 AM

The danger of overtraining

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by Anonymousreply 324October 19, 2022 8:39 AM

Cute teamwork

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by Anonymousreply 325October 23, 2022 5:59 AM

The long and short of it

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by Anonymousreply 326October 27, 2022 3:26 PM

Pump

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Sexy

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Do look back

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by Anonymousreply 329November 6, 2022 12:49 PM

Nice bruh

by Anonymousreply 330November 6, 2022 8:01 PM

Pink

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by Anonymousreply 331November 8, 2022 3:10 AM

R331: that’s the Bachelor guy, Cameron right?

His movement is quite campy, especially that delightful little twirl

by Anonymousreply 332November 8, 2022 12:05 PM

Cody

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by Anonymousreply 333November 10, 2022 1:14 AM

Orange

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by Anonymousreply 334November 10, 2022 9:49 AM

Perfection

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by Anonymousreply 335November 10, 2022 5:42 PM

Hoochie with white socks

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by Anonymousreply 336November 15, 2022 6:40 PM

Eduardo

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by Anonymousreply 337November 15, 2022 11:43 PM

Cool!

by Anonymousreply 338November 17, 2022 7:04 PM

Lovely necklace

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by Anonymousreply 339November 17, 2022 8:33 PM

Siah

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by Anonymousreply 340November 18, 2022 12:13 PM

The sky was so blue that day

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by Anonymousreply 341November 21, 2022 6:22 AM

Blessed life

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by Anonymousreply 342November 23, 2022 2:10 AM

One of the few upsides to Florida is hoochie shorts pretty much all year.

They look best on dudes with nice thick legs/thighs and booty, a lot of which is just genetics. If you have skinny legs and can't fill them out don't do it. I see a lot of overly muscular dudes with scrawny legs trying to pull it off, no bueno!

by Anonymousreply 343November 23, 2022 3:22 AM

Gymm

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by Anonymousreply 344November 25, 2022 9:14 PM

Now, short shorts are a trend I can absolutely get behind and hope stick around for a long time. They always were a thing here in Australia until the 90s when clothing got baggier.

I disagree too about skinny guys - I think they can look great in these shorts too, as long as they have some musculature to their legs.

One of the bus drivers here wears short shorts, everytime I tap on to the bus I'm staring directly at these beautiful thick thighs of his. Always makes for a happy day.

by Anonymousreply 345November 25, 2022 9:18 PM

Damn boy!

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by Anonymousreply 346November 26, 2022 7:43 PM
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