American Men embrace Summer 2022’s Hoochie Dad Shorts 🩳 Trend

Red

The Rules

I would definitely submit to OP!Dad's thighs

Thick

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[quote] Hoochie Dad Shorts

They are shorts; the first two words are irrelevant.

Hoochie Daddy, not hoochie dad

No, it's Shaneequa Daddy.

Racist

Hoochie = Racist

Nicky Waka

Gay men have always worn hoochie shorts...

Nothing new here.

Few looked this hot or manly

Duo

Hott!

A. Most of the photos you shared aren’t “dads” wearing them. So….

B. Short shorts on men isn’t new. That was the norm by the late 70s and 80s, especially for jocks. When gay men adopted the look, straight men abandoned it.

R17, it’s Hoochie Daddy. You realize people today don’t mean literal dads when they say “daddy?”

At last!

Cultural revolution

Orange

In the eighties we called them OP's. Of course, those were coudoroy

No, sorry.

Purple

Hoochie daddy shorts? How fucking lame. That’s a name only someone who not only couldn’t fit into them would say, but someone who couldn’t snag a guy wearing them.

Racist ⬆️

R26 agrees with R10 but neither give any substance to their single-word whining.

Southern Frat daddies have been wearing these for at least the past twenty years.

[quote] Hoochie

What means this word?

You serious? You really don’t know what hoochie means?

European men have been wearing short shorts forever.

I’m not European

R32 clearly and THANK GOD

I'm all for it.

Everything old is new again...

George Micheal

R33, that’s precisely what I say continuously bro !

Great, but could go another inch or two shorter

3” inseams?

Wonho

These kids really don't know about anything before they were born.

What’s your point? People care about what’s happening now. Always have

The infantile OP is trying to create a trend by using the same infantile word in four threads

Damn

Options

Ian from Down Under

Nice

Nicky

Stretch!

Offbrand Mahomes

Slight adjustment

I approve of this trend!

Me too

Squats

Sexy

Micro

R55 those shorts are cute!

But... what the fuck is that thing on his head?

R56, uh a do rag. Do you know any black people?

Actually, no. Not many down under. Thanks R57 for letting me know what that was, googled it for more ... today I learned something new!

Oh

Alexx Cain

🌊

🐄

🧵

Big quads are in.

Very much in. It’s huge on Tiktok

Hayden

Ive really enjoyed this summer with dudes having their ass out in some coochie cutters

Yes, please

Take a hike

Nice

Nike

Bantam sized

Streeeeeeetch

r61 What does wave cow thread mean?

The shorts could have been a little shorter, but da MOVES!

R72: I believe it’s ‘Sea Cow’s thread’

‘Sea Cow’ being a certain poster whose first name starts with the letter ‘E’

Enrique?

Mr @bodybybona at r73 used to be hmm quite ‘straight-acting’, so it’s both a surprise *and* a delight to see him embrace his Inner Fluid Self so openly

Where do you see he is fluid?

R77: ‘fluid’ as in his movement, especially from the beginning when he was on the machine, where he rocked his butt vigorously; then he jumped off, sashayed his way to the mirror, then primped his hair a little, before turning back to face the camera

[quote]#tgif

R72 This

A certain famous Gay Porn Star from the noughties/00s

Costco

That’s quite a funny clip, r82

Bump

Market Days are forever

Hip Mobility Challenge

Grey

Fine bro

Hoda

Get it!

Hunky

Nice

Red

Store

R89 is repellant

[quote] American Men embrace Summer 2022’s Hoochie Dad Shorts 🩳 Trend.

OP, this "trend" youre trying to create is more truly titled 'Non-African-American Men embrace African-American Shorts'.

Huh?

Short enuff?

Skater boi

Hayden of course

The hissing of summer lawn

^ * lawnS

Love this trend.

Mr Short Shorts himself, Rafael Nadal

White

Chase

They are just regular shorts, not board short length which most "Dads" and straight guys wear.

Daily rent paid

Nice

Grab the bag and run!

Nice

Many of the shorts in this thread were standard length in the early 1980s. The difference is we seem to have a steroid epidemic now. So many extreme physiques that personally I don't find attractive. Fit, YES. Roided out? NO.

No, dudes are so much hotter now

If you like your dudes to look like cartoon characters, ok.

I like em ripped and swole 💪🏽

Siah

Are American men afraid to show a bit of leg? The knee-length (sometimes even over the knee) shorts are so ugly.

It was traditionally associated with (very) gay men, so it was frowned upon

While in Mexico

Nice

Throwback: 1976

Nicec

The Doctor is in da house

Boston

Moves!

Another attempt by men to prove they are exhibitionists.

More!

Leg Day

Boner Alert 🚨

Omg

Hey Daddy

Fire

finally

Straight guys can be so hot but mess it by either being too goofy, having a stupid hairstyle/haircut, or trying to twerk.

Too goofy?

R135: R47/R49/R54 for example

Nerdy sexy

Hello Stranger

R137 is smokin

Black men can't wear short shorts because, well you know. That's why in the 80s they had to lower the basketball shorts past the knees.

I want to see Dads in dad shorts. I don’t want to see boys.

r138 is the reason I'm gay

I prefer these.

Red

Remembering Hoochie Daddy Summer

Yo.

Some actor named Milo

Dang

Nice shorts

R145 is telling us that only colored boys can wear these so-called 'hoochie Dad' shorts.

Catcall

^

What is the last sentence in that video? "You like Brits?"?

😍

Modestly short

Sexy AF

Bump

Have shorts will travel

WURK

R158 who is that handsome man?

They're booty shorts.

Gretchen, stop trying to make "hoochie dad shorts" happen. It's not going to happen!

R160, you’re stuck in 1989. Hoochie daddy shorts is already huge amongst current culture

[quote] Hoochie daddy shorts is already huge amongst current culture

No, "hoochie daddy" shorts is already huge amongst current African-American culture.

NPR says otherwise

R159: it’s Matty @mattymaggiacomo, a coach at Peloton

[quote] They're short, sexy and on-trend: Hoochie daddy shorts are all the rage for cisgender straight men this summer.

The NPR sound inane.

I like the look of Matty but I'm suspicious about this sermonising preacher—

R166: that’s rather unfortunate

Peachy summer

Can you wear hoochie daddy shorts after Labor Day?

Bump

No Bump

No trying to make this dumb name happen.

Buzzfeed

Debate about masculinity

Hoochie Hoochie

Hoochie toilet selfie

Hoochie daddies must have fit fat dadbods not gym abs.

Bump

Porn stache AND Hoochie shorts

Arguably not hoochie daddy shorts because the fog is so baggy ⬆️

Baggy fog is the worst.

Gym

Saquon Barkley

Prepping for marathon

Hoochie goes Artsy

Hoochie in London

Baggy fog is destroying our civilization

Well, baggy short shorts aren’t entirely without their advantages though

“And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”

How doesn’t he know?

R188 damn, he's hot! Just my type

Hey grey shorts!

R190: cool, that Kevin @k_vlay

[quote] American Men embrace Summer 2022’s Hoochie Dad Shorts Trend

Summer 2022 has finished.

American Men need to get the new fad.

Summer doesn’t end until September 22

Hoochie daddy pants

Yam wot I yam.

He's in love

Micro

Hardship

Thighs on point

Thicc

Patriot 🇺🇸

Mercy

Is that a sample of that legendary, much talked about DL Archetype, the Latino HusBEAR at r203?

DL Fave represented

Jordon can’t wait.

Sexy dude

Hoochie gym selfie

Hootchie Cootchie time

Hoochie Dad shorts during leg day is just a way for guys to show off their boners. Nobody talks about the diamond hard erections one gets after training legs.

R187 That is awkward/funny/gross if it's a stranger, but if a guy I was seeing had on short shorts with part of his sack showing like that, that would turn me on. We'd have to go somewhere and address it.

You’re drunk r210

Read the message

R211 You're sexy

Thanks brah

I fondly remember when shorts meant your dick could literally fall out the bottom if you were so inclined.

Hopefully American men will now embrace skintight sweatpants

King

Hoochie and Stache

Austin of Texas

MASC Hoochie against the backdrop of GGB

More!

I love this trend

Who is r218?

Not into huge thighs.

I definitely am

Goals

I suspect these shorts are padded.

Hoochie in Las Vegas

Gateway to Heaven

R223: it’s Jett @jetthallum

Just because you work out, it doesn’t make you handsome or attractive. It takes more than that.

A lot of these people look ridiculous in short shorts. They look uncomfortable and self conscious.

I much prefer non computer cat original types who are not chasing someone else’s trends.

*copy cats

I love computer cats

You like?

Hoochie in Subway

Hot damn

Megathicc

Boxing

Cute interviewer @justinawad1, in modestly short shorts, while asking important questions at Time Square

One more: ‘YES’

Cute Dubai-based trainer doing the Macarena

Hoochie Gym Bunny

So sexy ⬆️

Killer Leg Day

That George Micheal pic reminded me that tennis shorts were a "thing" for a minute back in the 80s .I had a pink pair and a white pair. I had totally forgotten about that ! My favorite pair of hoochie shorts was a cut off denim pair (the 70s) that was so tight and so short they barely contained my ass cheeks. I called them my lucky shorts because when i wore them I was guaranteed to pick up some dick .Id kill 30 of you to be that skinny again.

More!

Dads exercising

Oops here’s the pic

Discovered from the other thread about Hunks from bygone era: Hoochie Hotness from 1962

^

Conrad did NOT use the H word to describe those shorts.

R251: sorry I know it’s an anachronism

The hos gonna love this

[quote] The hos

Does that refer to whores or homosexuals?

Dad Hoochieness

Don’t skip Leg Day

Tops

^

What flags are those?

Are they breakaway groups from the ghastly stranglehold of EllGeeBeeTeeEyeKew?

Veiny

R258: the guy is Australian, and I think the pic was taken in Sydney

So our Aussie friends from Down Under - and there seems to be quite a few - can help out

Hoochie and Jock

Stretchy

More Hoochie and Jock

Hoochie in action

Due to a late season heat wave, Hoochie Daddy Season has been extended into October

Gorgeous Garrett @garretthawley_

Akita

Charlie’s Angels, eat your heart out!

Great view

Hoochie Bro

Push!

Good Hoochie Christian boy

I call my 5” inseam shorts my hoochie shorts, but they’re really not since my 5” on short legs aren’t as short as on someone with long legs.

Stretch

These are hot

Juan

Throwback: sexy British weatherman Tomasz

Orange

Hoochie or Speedo?

Hoochie GymBunny is back

Baker

Orange is the new black

This thread is for fetishists.

Cotton is cotton. Polyester is polyester.

Mr Kenny Brain

Hoochie in Asia

Blondie

Hoochie needs to cool down

They’re just shorts.

The delights of Wurking from Home

Hoochie at Folsom

Quentin

More Hoochie at Folsom

Lockerroom

Smooth @bodybybona

Hurricane

Flawless

Offbrand Mahomes

The sexy Manu @manuel_scheu

Stick it out honey

Four inch

What brand are these shorts?

Damn

Driving me wild

Hoochie gay dads

Giorgio

I cannot wait until all the seniors in Orlando walk down International Drive with their skinny, white legs.

Night workout

Loose fitting Hoochie shorts have their advantages

When the song hits, and you really really NEED a MAN

At the gym

Flex

Hoochie shorts that double up as swim trunks

Hoochie on roller skates

Great hair day

Bump

Hoochie Goes FAShun

Pink

Hoochie Mutual Admiration Club

Whores - SUMMER 2022 is OVER!

Siah

Gymshark 🦈

A spring in his step

@caymancardiff

Down Under Hoochie

The danger of overtraining

Cute teamwork

The long and short of it

Pump

Sexy

Do look back

Nice bruh

Pink

R331: that’s the Bachelor guy, Cameron right?

His movement is quite campy, especially that delightful little twirl

Cody

Orange

Perfection

Hoochie with white socks

Eduardo

Cool!

Lovely necklace

Siah

The sky was so blue that day

Blessed life

One of the few upsides to Florida is hoochie shorts pretty much all year.

They look best on dudes with nice thick legs/thighs and booty, a lot of which is just genetics. If you have skinny legs and can't fill them out don't do it. I see a lot of overly muscular dudes with scrawny legs trying to pull it off, no bueno!

Gymm

Now, short shorts are a trend I can absolutely get behind and hope stick around for a long time. They always were a thing here in Australia until the 90s when clothing got baggier.

I disagree too about skinny guys - I think they can look great in these shorts too, as long as they have some musculature to their legs.

One of the bus drivers here wears short shorts, everytime I tap on to the bus I'm staring directly at these beautiful thick thighs of his. Always makes for a happy day.

Damn boy!

Hoochie mama

Stud

Red

Orange crush 🍊

Bump

Oh baby

Remember him?

Clues: Fallen Angels; early 00s; Spencer

No, who is it r353?

R354: one of the most iconic gay porn stars from the 00s

His stage name is Spencer Quest, and this pic features him at one of his hottest scenes, TitanMen’s ‘Fallen Angel 5’

Thank you. That’s a nice picture too.