What’s the Appeal of Miles Teller?

He just looks unwiped.

I always used to get a mixed up with Alden Ehrenreich because they both look like douchebags.

But Alden is the hotter douche

^^ He’s way hotter than Miles. Now I could understand why that guy is getting roles.

He was great in The Offer.

Is he a good actor, R4? Is that it?

I looked through his list of films on IMDB, and the only one I saw was Whiplash.

I LOVED Whiplash - but that was despite Teller, not because of him.

Similar head shape that made it plausible he could be Anthony Edwards' son explains the Top Gun casting.

Sometimes, the script calls for a schlub.

He’s very talented. Check out Whiplash, Rabbit Hole, and The Spectacular Now.

I would also argue that he’s sexy without being classically handsome.

The only thing I've seen him in is The Offer. Datalounge had me so prepared to hate him, I'd avoided him until now. I liked him a lot as Al Ruddy. He wasn't as captivating as Matthew Goode as Robert Evans, but I enjoyed his presence over ten hours. Goode better win an Emmy, but there may be a "Best Actor or Best Supporting?" conflict.

Miles Teller remakes Chris Penn dancing moves from Footloose

Finding him sexy is some sort of litmus test: if you do, then you know you are sad, lonely and will never know true happiness.

How could anyone possibly find him sexy?

He's a good actor. Kind of obnoxious in real life apparently but still a good actor, with swagger. Hollywood loves vulnerable swagger.

What's the appeal of your mom, OP? I can't wrap my head around it, but the sailors keep lining up outside her door.

He's got a dropped burrito face.

He looks like a lobotomized budgie.

Rather like Matthew Perry without the 200 extra pounds of dope fat.

What's the appeal of your non sequitur, Mother Teller at R15?

Other than you want Miles not to have a tense, dry mouth when he's eating you out during your Sunday "Us Time."

Any further questions?

So he’s a butterface now. So what, R19?

He looks good in a sock

My mother is dead, R15.

This one reminds me of Nick Sandell.

The guy on the left @ R21 looks better.

Every guy looks better standing next to Miles.

He's fit, without excessive bulk... many people like that lean build. He's certainly not as ugly (on the outside) as people are making him out to be.

I think considering his reconstructive surgeries after his car crash in 2007, he looks miraculously like himself. I've noticed his nose looks a bit different since it was busted up recently, but Teller's been through a lot.

He's had a facelift as well, as part of his surgeries. He still has visible scars, and gravel in his cheek and chin. He's endured years of laser treatments afterward, which he describes as "incredibly painful". I think we should give him a break as far as looks are concerned. I like his nose; it's somehow very sexy to me. He has great hair as well, and is a talented actor.

He’s very sexy

In R19's pics, he slightly resembles a cross between Dermot Mulroney, and Joshua Kushner. I like looking at him.

I’ll take Miles, Glen Powell, and Jay Ellis all at the same time tbh.

I’ll take Miles, Glen Powell, and Jay Ellis all at the same time tbh.

Trumper and a gun nut.

Did he really get gay bashed for propositioning a man in a toilet?

R31 I've heard. Also close friend of Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley. We can still like his look though, can't we? It isn't as if we would be dating him... Simply good wank bank material. More grist for the mill.

He has an interesting face, intense screen presence, not classically handsome, but the sex appeal is very real, I could see him as an aggressive top in my head, a Really good fantasy fuck. ;-)

You probably masturabte over Aaron Shock.

In The Offer he just sort of reeked of obnoxious. And it wasn’t the part.

He has a perfectly symmetrical nose. Nice!

[quote] Did he really get gay bashed for propositioning a man in a toilet?

You brits and your aversion to the term “bathroom”. Yes, he propositioned him standing in the crapper.

He needs a nose job.

He looks like Butt-Head.

[Quote] You brits and your aversion to the term “bathroom”.

There was no bath. There may have been cubicles. And there was no rest either.

He hasn't got much nose to play around with. He should leave it be.

R39 That would utterly ruin his face. His nose is sexy.

His face screams ‘Frat Boy Douche Who Used A BroomStick on Freshmens Anuses while screaming Fa***” I hate him

[quote] Also close friend of Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley. We can still like his look though, can't we? It isn't as if we would be dating him... Simply good wank bank material.

Oh please, no one likes looking at him. 🤮

R45 SO not true, considering the few others here who agree with me. To each his own tastes, and flavours mate.

Good hair, punchable face.

Disgusting to look at. Only gets cast because of Joseph Krohomoski.

Joseph Krohomoski? Who is that, R48?

[quote] He's fit, without excessive bulk... many people like that lean build.

In Hollywood, that's called a movie star build.

R16, I can't stop laughing. Dropped burrito face. LOL!

R48, who the hell is Joseph Krohomoski?

I always thought he looked like the illegitimate love child of Richard Gere and his gerbil.

He looks like a rodent to me. I don’t find him attractive he also give me slight MAGA vibes and it’s my newest turn off

I realized that he’s one of the few actors, especially younger ones, where I’ve seen a lot of his movies. I think he picks good projects. If he wasn’t married I could see him being the new IT actor whose love life is reported on.

He was on some talk show the other night, he seemed so smarmy and full of himself. Not humble at all. Huge ego.

It's hilarious that so many of these performers have such huge egos, they seem to think they are very important in the grand scheme of things, they aren't!

Performers seem to forget they are merely entertainers, nothing more. They aren't coming up with a cure for a rare disease or making some great scientific discovery. They are entertainers. I laugh at these idiots.

He is full of himself, I remember a story of them having to stop filming because he wasn’t respectful of Covid protocol

Is he Jewish? That is the only requisite in Hollywood..talent not needed.

[quote]Is he Jewish? That is the only requisite in Hollywood..talent not needed.

On the talk show, he mentioned he was Irish and English, but his Wiki page states this: "His paternal grandfather was of Russian Jewish descent and his ancestry also includes English and Irish forebears." Guess he is part Jewish. He looks Jewish.

Someone once described Miles as k.d. lang's ugly younger brother. I can't unsee it.

R56: It is hilarious. Entertainers are more disposable than they think. They can be on top of the world one year and a forgettable has-been a decade later. There is always someone new who's younger, better-looking, equally or more talented and hungry to replace you. It really pays to play nice in Hollywood. Charm and a positive attitude are why Keanu Reeves has a long career. It certainly isn't because of acting talent.

He's like a four-year-old's Play-Doh version of Paul Newman.

There was a on opening when Shia LaBeouf went ape shit crazy. Teller got the job. He does have a great screen presence, so I'll give him that.

Shia LaBeouf was so handsome, exuberant and charismatic. Miles Teller is none of those things, and he never was.

Shia LaBeouf was so infantile, psychotic and unprofessional. Miles Teller is none of those things, and he never was.

Shia LaBeouf was on course to be a bona fide MOVIE STAR and Miles Teller will NEVER be one. Shia LaBeouf was a HEADLINER and Miles Teller can’t carry an ice cream cone! How dare you!

Teller was good in SPECTACULAR NOW and WHIPLASH but he didn't register as sexy with me. I think Damien Chazelle had planned to give him the lead in LA LA LAND but he had been too big of an asshole during and after WHIPLASH.

It's not always about charisma on the screen, having very handsome looks or sex appeal, notice how many plain character actors are constantly working.

John. C. Reilly comes to mind. I've never ever heard one bad thing about him or about him treating behind-the-scenes people like crap. That's also important to sustaining a career in showbiz, treating others with respect and not like crap.

The threads here where posters go on and on about how 'shocked' they are when an actor, actress or a musician is "nice" is also a joke. Celebrities are no different than everyone else, they just have talent in a different area than other people, yet they are treated like Gods and are paid way too much, especially considering what they do for a living. They sure aren't saving any lives, that's for sure.

Casting couch likes the fact t that he’s hung like a horse

R68 I think Chace Crawford does as well.

Miles looks very sexy with his scars from his car crash. All the corrective surgery and the gravel scars give him a very big dick face.

He doesn’t look sexy at all.

He's got Shovel Face and is utterly unremarkable in every way. I don't know who his parents know...but it's *definitely* someone. I just finished watching an early film of his called "Two Night Stand"....which could have actually been charming, if he was possessed of *any* charm. Instead it's like sitting through a rom-com staring Kyle Rittenhouse.

He’s ugly hot.

Not my type, but some people go for that.

He looks like a dinosaur.

[quote]He looks like a dinosaur.

Don't insult dinosaurs!

[quote]He’s ugly hot.

Sorry, no. He doesn’t qualify. He’s ugly ugly. Ugly hot is people like Adam Driver or Seann William Scott.

Don't get him. Never have. Never will.

He’s way better looking than Adam Driver, but that’s not saying much. He has a decent body, good height, but his face is blah. I read he was in the running for Elvis. I could see it, but can’t see it either. Elvis was gorgeous in his youth.

I personally think Adam Driver is more attractive, and I don’t like Adam Driver at all.

None

Thank you - I find him to possess the most punchable face in Hollywood atm

Hard pass

And it’s a face that Hollywood apparently won’t stop feeding us, R81.

R82 He must fuck really well and have a prized white cock.

I’ve never seen one film of his. Movie stars today suck.

He's the rich tall jewish jock bro in HS or college, grown up. Remember that type? There was always one, maybe a few. Sport basketball or baseball or a rich kid sport. Big ego, cocky, attention-seeking. Not really a looker but then again the bravado is sexy.

An interviewer told him the champagne glass was modeled after Marie Antoinette's breast and he snapped back with the highball glass is modeled after his. I fell in love. And then he said it to their waitress and I shriveled

Douche Bro dancing

he is sexy ugly bad boy. he was the best thing in that hemsworth? netflix movie. he has chops.

He is ugly inside and out.

He gives off affluent, high school bully energy. Like a gamma bomb.

More like a fart bomb.

The love child of John Cusack and Cyndi Lauper?

Hunk

Sexy because Douchey?

He really is a younger John Cusack (with a better body).

All you bitches would get down on your knees to worship his cock if given the opportunity.

Hot!

He reminds me of this emoji: 🗿

Actually I think he belongs to that category, ‘White boys who somehow look Asian’, e.g. Josh Hartnett, The Bachelor guy Tyler Cameron, Elon Musk even

Hawaiien Suprême realness

His squinty eyes are such a turn-off.

A lot of Russian Jews have those types of eyes, that's because their ancestors come from the Russia/China border. Ellen Barkin has the same kind of eyes.

A bit OT, I had no idea Ellen dated Johnny Depp.

Cocknip

He looks… special.

He's Jewish......Hollywood execs always look after their own kind!

Miles Teller has such a punchable smug face.

The eyes and overall facial expression tells a lot about a person. Just looking at him, you can tell there is little warmth there.

You’re stupid and a bigot, R104.