Luke Macfarlane’s New Hallmark Movie “Moriah's Lighthouse”

Why is that stupid homo working for the enemy?

He is Botoxed to hell and back.

He’s looking very unnatural now. That poster is scary.

Hallmark has a longstanding tradition of casting openly gay actors as straight love interests in their movies and shows. In that regard, Hallmark is much more progressive than Hollywood. For example, Luke MacFarlane, Peter Porte, Jonathan Bennett, Dan Amboyer.

As usual, the sad miserable queens on here want to talk shit about an openly gay actor but will worship closet cases and straight men. Pathetic.

He isn't bottomed to hell and back. Look at the actual video preview. He looks fine. He has deep crows feet and it keeps him looking like himself, cute, and also his age.

He is incredibly handsome still, and his body is hotter than ever.

I don't get the frau mindset. They marry the MAGA types, out on the weekends riding their four wheelers with their Oakley sunglasses and beer bellies, but then they fantasize about a well-groomed, hunky gay guy romancing them. It seems sort of contradictory to me.

But whatevs, it gives our sexy boy Luke a paycheck.

I think Luke would have a better career if he went back into the closet.

R9, Luke is good looking and an okay actor but he has never had an edge or anything remotely resembling gravitas and I have a weird feeling that he knows all this.

He chooses projects that will keep him working, that he knows he can pull off. Then he runs on back to his very private, "private life. "

And no matter what anyone thinks of Hallmark, as pointed out, they'll cast a gay man as a romantic lead without batting an eyelash. They deserve some credit for that.

[quote] They marry the MAGA types, out on the weekends riding their four wheelers with their Oakley sunglasses and beer bellies, but then they fantasize about a well-groomed, hunky gay guy romancing them.

How would a frau go about marrying a well-groomed, hunky guy? Most straight men are SLOBS, contrary to the straight worship on this board. And well-groomed gay men are generally not interested in marrying women.

It might shock you but at least 50% of the Hallmark viewers probably never wonder about the leading man's sexuality.

They are very busy thinking - "That's a nice sofa. I like that candle. Oh, I don't love that tea set. Oh, look at all the fairy lights on the gazebo, isn't that beautiful? What would I serve at the village halloween party? That woman's friend shouldn't be trusted. I wonder what hair dye she uses? Oh, look at all the fairy lights at the summer evening picnic. Isn't that beautiful...."

I thought gays couldn’t play straight and straights couldn’t play gay anymore.

Who is Rachel Le Fever?

[quote] Luke is good looking and an okay actor but he has never had an edge or anything remotely resembling gravitas and I have a weird feeling that he knows all this. He chooses projects that will keep him working, that he knows he can pull off.

A few years ago he was in a straight to DVD horror movie where he played a deranged serial killer. He appears open to more challenging roles.

Is that a lighthouse or are you just glad to see me?

Where's the "He's secretly straight!" troll?

Luke and Steve Grand both.

Trailer reveals our beloved Luke not even trying to butch up his voice any more for this project (Quebec stands in for Brittany?)

Is it the botox? He looks dead inside in the promo ad.

Shouldn't it be 'Mo Riah's Lighthouse?

OMG, really? MOOriah 's lighthouse? Mariah Carey should sue for copyright infringement.

[quote]Trailer reveals our beloved Luke not even trying to butch up his voice any more for this project (Quebec stands in for Brittany?)

Oh, fuck off. Half of todays straight men don’t sound butch themselves.

I feel like this script was originally written with the female 'builder' as a male character and the male tourist, fish out of water, character as female. Luke definitely has more of the 'Meg Ryan' quirky/perky thing going than Rachelle LeFevre. Either way, they're both Canadian.

[quote] OMG, really? MOOriah 's lighthouse? Mariah Carey should sue for copyright infringement.

She's got enough legal issues right now.

[quote] Mariah Carey should sue for copyright infringement.

With all due respect, Miss, I have troubles of my own.

I think having gay actors play the male lead in those movies is an actual selling point. The fraus can fantasize guilt-free because, even if only subliminally, they "ping" just enough to take away any potential risk of cheating. And then they go back to their oaf of a husband and screaming kids. No worries, there will be rosé for another day...

Clearly written by a fat flyover frau who never owned a passport. The tired cliché about a clueless American who doesn't speak French and cycling with flowers in the basket. And how many scenes with baguette do you need?

Luke is beautiful like always.

[Quote] Who is Rachel Le Fever?

You never saw Big Wolf On Campus or Twilight? ( which she got fired from).

Watched and enjoyed it. And Hallmark is not the enemy, GAC is. Trevor Donovan defected to that anti-LGBT shithole channel, as did Candace Cunt Brulee.

I loved him on The Sally Field Programmer.

R31 and Luke was great in the polo for Lainie Kazan Programmer that never got puked up.

I'm glad he's finally getting some pussy.

I love movies and TV shows made for Americans who will never actually visit Paris or France in general. The cliches are hysterical.

Luke loves rice.

The premiere got 2,002,000 viewers

sheesh

Seriously, how stupid does Hallmark have to be to force people to watch an entire 35 second commercial in order to watch a preview for one of their movies.

That is one of the stupidest things I've seen in a long time.

Hint: previews are intended to get people to watch your movie on your subcription channel. Creating hurdles for people to become interested in that show will result in fewer viewers.

He lets me suck his feet on Fridays.

Big whore. Serial cheater. Makes Andy Cohen seem like a nice person.

Rachel Lefevre has always had the most glorious hair, but I always had a feeling she's a right cunt.

[quote]The premiere got 2,002,000 viewers

That’s great! Unlike most miserable gays who don’t want to support our own, I’m happy to see a gay actor have such success.

[quote] The premiere got 2,002,000 viewers

I didn't realize that Hallmark has higher ratings than CW. Those mug cradling Fraus really do seem quite the viewership demographic.