They're so hot! My theory is that when Britain sent their criminals over there, they sent the hottest men, confidence men and other handsome brutes, which is why modern UK has people that look like Prince Charles. They shipped the majority of their hot DNA away!
The stud above's Instagram. Even his name is sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 19, 2022 7:05 AM |
Looks like he spent too many quarters at an air hose at a gas station.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 19, 2022 7:14 AM |
He's gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 19, 2022 7:29 AM |
I think it’s all the poisonous spiders and snakes. Only the toughest survived and we’re left with sexy Australian meatheads.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 19, 2022 7:33 AM |
I’m very bored by guys with Instagrams who don’t seem to own shirts. You look great. But post at least one pic with a shirt.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 19, 2022 7:36 AM |
Gross roided out freaks
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 19, 2022 7:45 AM |
Nothing under 10 inches gains entrance to her GrandCanyon!!!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 19, 2022 7:47 AM |
The model at OP has what I call "John Basedow Syndrome". His body is sick (in a good way), and everything from the neck up...is not.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 19, 2022 7:58 AM |
Op's model looks like the Michelin Man. Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 19, 2022 9:37 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 19, 2022 10:29 AM |
WHET to Dame Edna?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 19, 2022 10:33 AM |
He’s like a hot guy you might like to meet—on steroids!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 19, 2022 10:33 AM |
Is that a trailer behind him?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 19, 2022 10:39 AM |
He’s clenching his hands so you can’t see how small they really are.
Classic Tinymeat move.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 19, 2022 12:27 PM |
Wait until he opens his mouth and that horrible buzz saw voice takes over and wilts your dick.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 19, 2022 1:26 PM |
Who is that at r11? Like the fur.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 19, 2022 1:29 PM |
R12 retired or semi retired
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 19, 2022 2:29 PM |
Australian men are beautiful sexy rugged specimens of hot manly man men among men masculine men. Generally friendly and earthy and horned for rampant uninhibited sex. I've been with more than a few, never disappointed, it was an erotic pleasure. Thank you. :-)
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 19, 2022 2:38 PM |
Doesn't Australia have the largest population of Greeks outside of Greece itself, putting a lot of Mediterranean blood into the mix?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 19, 2022 2:40 PM |
R9 I find your taste extremely suspect. He has a beautiful, handsome face. That's a hallmark of Australians, many of the young men could easily be models.
He has a Disney prince face, he could even sell real estate in New York!
R20 you're thinking of the Irish, not Greeks.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 19, 2022 3:41 PM |
I doubt he's done steroids, but if he has, good! More muscle I say!
When people shriek steroids it usually means they're jealous 😂
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 19, 2022 3:42 PM |
People think you inject steroids and - WHAMMO! - you have a perfect ripped body.
People on the DL lazily think "eat high protein, pump some iron, a couple of steroid injections and there you are."
They're dumb.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 19, 2022 3:45 PM |
Tim Robards... Hottest sexiest Aussie DILF in existence. Such a shame the hottest ones are always straight.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 19, 2022 3:51 PM |
Another Australian with a stunning body. And he's a redhead! Face isn't as amazing but he's still handsome and a hot package. And redheads are usually packing.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 19, 2022 4:02 PM |
Serial killer eyes with gorilla/Popeye arms that remind me of those on DL fave “Dr.” Jake, R26
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 19, 2022 4:12 PM |
Wasn't Declan Australian?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 19, 2022 4:19 PM |
R11, yummy, super yummy.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 19, 2022 4:20 PM |
R27 his body is 🔥
Love the huge thighs and all the veins 🤤
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 19, 2022 4:48 PM |