The Enigmatic Janet Jackson

Lmao! 😆

What happened to her nose. It seems like she had some work done recently. It keeps getting smaller and smaller just like her dead brother.

Whose baby is she raising?

Gorgeous!

Unnatt

While reading this thread, I experienced a massive shit pain rock my body. Thank god the toilet 🚽 is close by!

Essence will shortly be announcing bankruptcy.

Must be a double issue if she's on the cover.

Slaying, as usual.

Good lord, has she always been so fat?

^^Who? Your mother?

She's beautiful, talented, tactful about her completely insane family, and she looks fucking fabulous at 56.

Definitely slaying what's left of her nose.

Agree, R12.

Another JanBot talking to itself thread.

What is she the 'queen' of- Whispercoo?

I just can't believe how saggy she looks now. Did her plastic surgeon retire?

She looks embalmed.

Her people originated the procedure!

I will always love her for Rythm Nation. Considering the fucking whackadoodles she had for a family,shes fairly normal.

She a surgical human being.

She does look nice. And fuck that kid. Where are the damn bops?

The nose?

She's passing, like Michael did.

As an alien.

I think that's Janet Waxon.

LOL Beyonce just declared Janet irrelevant.

Are these really pictures of her or semi-melted wax figures?

[quote]LOL Beyonce just declared Janet irrelevant]

Bey-WHO? Firstly, that is a Beyonce-related site run by one of her idiotic stans. Secondly, anyone with half a brain knows that a conversation about influential black artists cannot be had without mentioning Janet - a woman who not only influenced Beyonce but also a huge portion of the people pictured in that tweet. A Janet fan went in on the person who posted that and told them (rightly) to take that shit down, because the conversation itself is irrelevant if Janet is not mentioned. Whether dressing up as Janet on Halloween, or mentioning her as an influence in her own documentary, or outright stealing from her visually, Beyonce has shown numerous times whose house she lives in and whose blueprint she follows.

BeyGood is Beyonce's foundation, dumbass. Why do you think it has a blue check?

If weird chinky drag queens are your thing. The 90s called Jabba, they want their irrelevant cunt back.

Hi Janbot, missed you... not.

She look like she is in pain.

I was wondering the other day if Jabba had gorged itself to death on government cheese, the fat welfare gorilla. But no, back on the DL to stink up the place.

Two snaps and a twist!

Time to get some popcorn, y'all. Vadgebot and Janbot are about gonna samurai fight to the death!

Janet looks so waxy, she should have a wick jammed up her twat.

Didn't Andrea Martin play a character with a weird hairstyle like Janet's in OP's picture?

Wasn't Janet part of The Little Rascals? Didn't she play Farina?

[quote]music legend

Seems appropriate for the topic.

Shitty tacky spastic dancer. When she was young, Britney was a better dancer than JJ

I mean really..... Stairway to the Stardom 101.

It's so bad.

Janet SLAYS!

Janet is NASTY!!!

LOL @ R41

She looks like she's gonna heave.

The only thing she's slaying is the toilet after her Tuesday night KFC binge.

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[quote]When she was young, Britney was a better dancer than JJ

Bitch, please. That you would even utter such ridiculousness warrants a good punch in your ugly, disease-ridden face. Not only is Janet a better dancer than Britney could ever dream to be (Britney never could dance, actually, and is one of the more unabashedly offensive Janet wannabes), but she’s a much better dancer than Madonna (who has absolutely no rhythm), Beyoncé (whose specialty is twerking and grinding), and just about any other female pop star to come before her or since. I’d only put Ciara as a close second. Everybody else pales.

They wanna be her, but they can NEVER be her.

Sad. I didn't claim Britney was a good dancer. I said she was better than JJ. Get it?

^And you’ve clearly lost all since of reality.

*sense.

[quote]I said she was better than JJ.

And you’re still completely, wholly, unequivocally wrong.

if you say so!

[quote] Vadgebot and Janbot are about gonna samurai fight to the death!

Yup! They've been going at it for nearly ten years now at Datalounge.

Ain't you two tired already?

Here's a Chinese toddler who dances better than JJ. And he takes his feet off the ground, something lardass rarely could manage.

I saw what you did there, OP.

In no universe is Britney Spears a better dancer than Janet Jackson. Madonna, Shakira, Jennifer Lopez, Paula Abdul, Mya, Ciara, Beyonce, Aaliyah and Nicole Scherzinger are way better dancers than Britney too. Britney doesn't move her legs or have rhythm. She memorized her choreography and brought nothing new to the art of dance. She is athletic and can do flips and spins like a cheerleader or gymnast she is. But not a natural dancer or someone who legitimately studied the art for years like the ones I listed.

R58 all true. Yet better than J Robot Jerk Jackson

She amply shows how draped fabrics can be indispensable for a full-figured gal in her late middle age!

R54, sweetie, you are choosing gifs from the iconic video that aptly displayed why Janet is THE standard when it comes to female pop artists who dance. “The Pleasure Principle” is what inspired Jennifer Lopez to get into show business. It is the video that a myriad of pop artists over the last three decades have copied in their own work, from Britney Spears to the Backstreet Boys and everyone in between. So, until you’re ready to come to the conversation with some real talking points, just sit your diseased, fat ass down somewhere and marinate on the greatness.

The Queen of Popeye's.

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Hagdonna sucks. Not quite as badly as Janet State Fair Bankruptcy Jackson,

She looks like she's wearing the hide of the Cookie Monster

LOL, what would the DL do without Janbout and Vadgebot?

They make the rest of us feel sane.

This thread shows that this site is still fully gay with endless cuntiness.

She looks prematurely mummified.

Is she promoting her new State Fair tour?

Janet doesn't look bad for a 65-year-old.

Her face isn't feminine. How is she talented or enigmatic?

65 year old? Reverse those numbers, cunt. Janet is young enough to be 80 year old Madonna's daughter.

It's sad that we all have to get old.

Is this the whore who flashed the world and blamed the guy for BOTH of their stunt queening?

She needs to admit she was dickmatized by Justin Timberlake and made her lose her senses. She wanted to show off that he was hitting that. Not minding the fact, this was an event watched by Karens and children.

Janbot's slight obsessiveness is charming.

Vadgebot should be institutionalized.

[quote] Is she promoting her new State Fair tour?

Close!

She is currently HEADLINING at multiple casinos across America's greatest reservations!

Janet is definitely more liked than Madonna.

Now that said, the kids today don't give much of a shit about either Janet or Madonna. You see teens wearing tee-shirts with Whitney, Aaliyah, Selena, Britney, Mariah, TLC and Brandy on it. So 90s stuff is more in right now. Whitney, Aaliyah and Selena being dead helped their legacies. Britney had a whole fan movement. Madonna and Janet are aged and not interesting to kids. Vadgebot is delusional to say Madonna is still relevant. Janet isn't relevant either but most people like her. Everyone thinks Madonna is crazy and disgusting.

I find Vadgebot far more annoying than Janbot. Janbot only defends his queen when he feels other fans try to discredit her impact.

Vadgebot makes it his mission to go into every thread of Madonna's contemporaries who are non-white to discredit their popularity and legacy. And he's a racist. The funny thing is, considering how much of an SJW Madonna pretends to be, she wouldn't piss on that bitch if he were on fire.

Racist Madonna stans are comical to me. It makes no sense. Madonna was "ethnic" at the time of her debut with her thick eyebrows, wide frame and very Mediterranean features completely opposite of the Nordic beauty standard. Her earliest songs were played on black stations because the production was more R&B sounding like "Lucky Star" and "Think of You." She utilized Black and Latino producers like Reggie Lucas, Nile Rodger, Jellybean and Babyface. Her music video for "Borderline" had her love interest played by a brown-skinned Hispanic guy Louie Louie. She dated Basquiat. Her music video for "Like A Prayer" was so controversial because she was kissing a handsome Black saint. Madonna brought attention to voguing which originated from the black ball scene. She always spoke about her love of black music and being from Detroit around black people. She released an R&B album, Bedtime Stories. She dated Tupac and began wearing grills. She collaborated with Nicki Minaj and Drake. In the 2010s, she began incorporating some trap elements and collaborated with Swae Lee. Madonna was called by black feminist scholars for appropriation of black culture.

So it makes little sense for Madge to have such racist stans. I can understand Britney stans because many seem to white trash rednecks. But I expected Madge to have more sophisticated stans.

There are no Madonna Stans on this thread. Some of us think its fun to troll JanBot's slavish yet repetitive devotionals to Janet Jackson.

Janbot and Vadgebot are the same whackjob troll.

[quote]Her face isn't feminine.

Her face isn’t real.

Celebrities who subtly (or unsubtly) change their faces make me scared that I’m developing prosopagnosia.

Vanessa Hudgins rocking a Janet Velvet Rope t-shirt.

Perez Hilton wearing a Rhythm Nation Tour jacket.

Perez Hilton is Janbot? A twist! I love it!

When I wear Sheena Easton and Samantha Fox t-shirts its not because I think they were the greatest entertainers since Judy Garland.

Turnip is such a fake cunt

She looks better than most 64-year-old women.

Oh, Janbot. Don’t ever change.

She’s serving up some real Miss Swan sultritude @OP.

“Enigmatic” means “difficult to interpret or understand; mysterious”. The only mysterious thing is why we are still talking about someone who has done nothing very good or significant for a number of years. Except maybe just being “enigmatic”.

Many cookie monsters died to warm her.

Enigmatic/mysterious is the perfect adjective. I've always admired Janet's ability to avoid displaying the same desperate, fame-hungry antics that mar the legacies of many of her contemporaries. Even at her peak, she would wait several years before releasing another album and rarely did televised interviews, while other female artists never missed an opportunity to cram themselves down our collective throats with back-to-back album releases and the slightly embarrassing knack of living out their personal lives through the tabloids. Janet grew up rich and famous with a revolving door of the Hollywood elite in and out of her house when she was young, so the allure of "fame" was never as pressing to her as, say, someone like a Madonna or a Jennifer Lopez - women who didn't grow up with those trappings.

Janet grew up in an oppressive, fucked up, religious environment with revolting JW's. She hardly grew up with the rich and famous, stupid cunt.

Bullshit, R96. Janet was only 3 or 4 when the family moved to Encino and they were fully immersed in Hollywood/celebrity life.

Direct quotes from Janet in her own documentary:

[quote]However, the one thing Janet remembered was the fabulous parties her family used to throw. "We used to have parties all the time. All the entertainers would be there: Bing Crosby, Sammy Davis Jr. You would see Marvin Gaye, and Diana Ross, and a lot of the Motown people," she said.

[quotes]In 1974, the "All for You" artist displayed her amazing singing skills when she joined her brothers on-stage during their Las Vegas act. She remembers the city being a terrible place for children. "Remember, we were the only kids performing here in Vegas," she said. "There weren't any other kids performing here and it wasn't really family-oriented." So in between acts, Janet and her two closest siblings — Michael and Randy — would go "looking for trouble" and that's when they saw a risqué Burlesque show. "We’d watch the women in huge feathers and all the rhinestones, glittery outfits and they were completely topless," Janet recalled. "But that was my life."

Yes, I am so sure. Fuck off.

Precisely, R97. Seems the rock that the moron at R96 has been living under is pretty fucking dense.

JanBot, as wrong as R96 was, it doesn't compare to how wrong you always are in every thread about Janet (and Madonna).

^Nothing that I say about Janet's stats in any of her threads is incorrect, dear. I would be less arrogantly flippant if I were you, seeing as though your grasp of the DL quote function is spotty at best.

Fat trans hog

Manet

R101, nonsensical rants =/= "stats." And BeyGood isn't just some stan account because you can't handle Beyonce declaring Janet irrelevant.

[quote]nonsensical rants =/= "stats."

Um, no. You know it, I know it and everybody knows it. So, stay pressed.

[quote]And BeyGood isn't just some stan account

Still butthurt that I mentioned the highly egregious error made by the inconsequential Twitter page of Janet pupil extraordinaire BeYAWNce ,and how another Janet fan went in on their blatant stupidity? Well, my dear, you can breathe it in, marinate on it and then learn to live with it.

Only delusional JanBot thinks Beyonce turning Janet into a Halloween costume is more significant than deliberately leaving her off a list of "Black Musicians who have influenced the world through their art."

Only a nudnick filled with hateration would deem a BeYAWNce underling's glaring omission of one of the greatest female performers of the last 40 years from an insignificant tweet as gospel.

R100 I was not wrong about anything. Except MJ, the other Jacksons were worthless and fucking skidmarks. So they were never mixing with the elite and cream of Hollywood. JJ was severely fucked up and traumatized by the horrible JW "religion". That explains her weight issues and turning into a huge typical 5 dollar black prostitute. Showing everything to the world is the sign of a low life, skeezy skank. That is the only thing JJ is queen of. Stay pressed, cunties.

Was she considered a powerful singer in the 80’s? I know her from the All For You days, and her voice always struck me as very thin and breathy.

I heard she's broke, and is always trying to sell some of her belongings.

[quote]So they were never mixing with the elite and cream of Hollywood.

Yes they were. The Hayvenhurst estate was like Hollywood central. Do some research before you come here and display your massive ignorance.

If Janet is broke then Madonna still looks like she did in 1987.

God, R109, what are you, like, 30 or something?

R111 Fuck off, Janbot. No one believes your crap. All of the Jacksons, including skeezy skank JJ, would be absolutely nothing if they weren't stealing from or riding the coat tails of Michael.

🙄Riding coattails, riding coatshmails. It’s all been said before, and it’s no different and less a fallacy coming out of your wretched mouth. Janet Jackson became a pop icon on her own merits. If being Michael’s sibling guaranteed success, then why was Janet the only other sibling to achieve massive worldwide solo success? And, as for stealing, MJ did nothing but steal from Janet later on, whether it was working with her producers or collaborating with her music video directors or choreographers. Again, fuckface, research is your friend.

R115 Sure, Janbot. Wretched cunt. All of the DL fucking loathes you. That is enough for me.

^^^^

QUE ?

She's actually been a whole lot fatter.

🐔 She's never met an Extra Crispy that she didn't like. Or devour.

I thought noses grow with age. Does she keep having hers hacked down?

D.O. at r119, once you've had Extra Krispy, you'll never go back again.

Is she still trying to pretend that she gave birth to that kid at age 50?? That baby boy who was never seen again??

It's sad and touching when old wannabes can only make niche giveaway rags.

Didn't Brigitte Nielsen give birth in her fifties?

Oh my goodness! Is anything private these days! Why do we need to talk about this colored singers enema?

Queen

"Yes. I killed Cookie Monster. Latoya cooked and ate the corpse. Next question?"

Gorgeous.

I can't imagine how much money Baja Fresh spent in advertising to get that cover. Must have been HUGE.

Legend. Queen. Icon.

The EnemaCraptic Janet Jackson

Velvet Rope, one of the big four, is her magnum opus.

I didn't like her much. Her brother had some good stuff (very little, all in the 80s) but she just copied his style, dance moves and the songs were pap. Recognizable as her, but still pap.

[quote]—She should have stayed in acting.

In her defense, she wasn't very good at acting either.

R133 repeats the same thing in all Janet threads. Your style is tiring and obvious.

Better than Madonna in every way, including her looks, which at least she has managed to hold on to.

Slayage

I don’t know if enigmatic is right, she seems more stuck up, like she considers everyone else is below her. Fame went to her head.

I wish we could have a normal fucking thread about Janet Jackson without all this foolishness. Ain't you tired, Miss Hilly? I honestly feel like i'm in the company of a mentally unwell 12 year old when I come to these threads. The unsubtle racism, the shitting on one of the great pop icons of the past 50 years, the weird fast food jokes that have never landed once in all the time i've been on DL... trolls are at least supposed to be funny, right? Get some new material or give it up.

Anyway, she looks great in the photos, there's obvious surgery but she looks healthy and age appropriate. However I kind of hate the outfits. One area I feel like she has lagged a bit behind her fellow pop stars is fashion (at least since the 90s where she actually did start a few trends). It's always weird chunky combat boots, baggy harem pants, ugly furs, studded jackets. I know she has a harder body to dress because she's boxy and short but she could do better. Still love her music and videos though, let me go play The Velvet Rope.

Janey Jackson's nose collapse is completed!

Jane Jacket was always an icon for blackish girls who wanna be white.

[quote] I didn't like her much. Her brother had some good stuff (very little, all in the 80s) but she just copied his style, dance moves and the songs were pap. Recognizable as her, but still pap.

She didn't "copy" him anymore than anyone did including Madonna, Bobby Brown, Paula Abdul, New Kids on the Block, MC Hammer, etc. He was highly influential on everyone. So why single her out? Michael himself copied Prince, James Brown, Little Richard and various lesser known artists and his dancing was derived from vaudeville acts like Fred Astaire and Cab Galloway. Nothing exists in a vacuum.

The only time Janet resembled Michael was in the 80s when everyone else did. The big electric hair, eyeliner and leather jackets and boots was in. Control sounded nothing like Michael Jackson's music, it was heavily derivative of Prince and Minneapolis Sound acts. But by the time of Rhythm Nation, she had her own defined sound and look. In fact it's easy for me to forget Michael and Janet are siblings because they are so different and seemed to exist in alternate worlds.

^^The troll upthread who said Janet copied Michael is just the same bullshit he says in every Janet thread. Everyone knows that Michael was the one who would later copy Janet, working with her choreographers, producers and video directors.

The only songs of Janet's that sound somewhat like Michael are Love Will Never Do (Without You), Rock Wit U, Can't Be Good and Unbreakable. And all of them are clear tributes to him. None of the Jacksons solo stuff really sounds alike to me. La Toya, Jermaine, Rebbie and Tito have their own sound too.

Yep R143 Michael copied Janet and the whole New Jack Swing vibe in the 90s just when it was falling out of fashion. Hiring Jimmy Jam, Terry Lewis, Babyface and Teddy Riley to get him a hit. Janet was bigger than Michael in the 90s and early 2000s. Michael pretty much ruined his legacy with his plastic surgery and behavior while Janet was peaking in her looks, popularity and innovative sound. Wasn't until Michael died, that people started praising him again and Janet's impact and popularity in pop culture was erased.

STUNNING at her private party last night in NOLA.

Sweetie, when no one shows up to your party, it's not considered private. It's considered a flop. Like Janet's last Vegas residency. Like Janet's last five albums. Like Janet's droopy titty.

How much did she pay to rescue Essence from bankruptcy so she could be on the cover of a magazine?

Maybe Janet will experience a Kate Bush-esque renaissance?

Janet won't even experience a Stacey Q renaissance.

All that massive weight gain and weight loss can't be good for her. She's done this all her adult life. Stay away from the yoyo dieting! I KNOW she didn't just wipe her hands on my cashmere walls!

R148 I’m sure Janet’s people have the Duffer brothers on speed dial about season five.

r151, The special Black Cat episode?????

[quote]Maybe Janet will experience a Kate Bush-esque renaissance?

Which Janet song could be re-discovered today though??

All the Stranger Things kids could break out in a Rhythm Nation number like they do on the Umbrella Academy.

I hope she has a resurgence of “Love Will Never Do”, and they start playing the video on TikTok featuring Trump-lover Antonio Sabato Jr, and then she gets permanently canceled.

Maybe Eleven can sing this this song as the finale to season 5 after most of them have died as to MBB’s comment about needing to Game of Thrones the cast?

There could be a monster-eating-people scene set to "That's The Way Love Goes."

There could be a scene where they all eat Baja Fresh and have the shits to "Nasty."

R158 Did they have Baja Fresh in 1980s Indiana? Did fish tacos even exist back then?

Girlfriend looks GOODT. 56 never looked better.

The theme for Baltimore Pride was Together Again, based off of her song.

R161 As a remembrance to those lost to AIDS, or a “We’re back again after two years of canceling to Corona, BITCHES,” kind of thing? What’s Janet’s connection to Baltimore?

^I think it was both. Janet has played Baltimore many time, and the queens love her there.

Fred Astaire and Cab Galloway "vaudeville acts"! MY GOD, cancel yourself, you ignoramus.

Her connection to Baltimore is she is big with black Gen X gays. Same reason Madonna's big in NYC because Italian and Latino gays love her.

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Her Rhythm Nation Scholarship fund??? Who wants to bet none of that money is gonna go anywhere but Janet's bank account. A grifter is a grifter and that bitch comes from a long line of grifters. Ask everyone who tried to get their money back for her many canceled tours.

Isn't Stranger Things done as a series?

[quote]A grifter is a grifter and that bitch comes from a long line of grifters.

Janet Trump, R167.

They’re giving scholarships for having rhythm? That sounds very lowest common denominator.

For the ignoramus at R167, Janet's started her RN college fund back in the early '90s during her RN World Tour. 2:16 in the video...

Sheryl Lee Ralph talking about how Janet was the first celeb to donate to her AIDS awareness benefit, which is now the longest running AIDS benefit in the country.

Grifter gon' griff, Jabba. You fat gorilla.

Janet's activism seemed way more sincere than Michael's. She also attended the Soul Train Awards for years which was (in imho) always the only legitimate award show for black artists . And she helped finance Spike Lee's Malcolm X, a movie Hollywood was reluctant to fund. Together Again was a song written for AIDS charity.

Michael bragged about his charities. While other artists like Janet, Prince and George Michael gave a lot in secrecy.

If she gave in secrecy, Jabba, then why do we all know about it?

Janet has always been charitable

Charity work

The Together Again single even had the AIDS awareness ribbon on it

If you think any Jackson is doing charitable work that’s not going straight into their pocket, I’d like to talk to you about a bridge for sale.

Do us a favor and go jump off of that bridge.

Jabba is allergic to facts.

She looks marvelous!

Limber

Is CUNT Jabba posting R181? I have a lot of gaps in the numbers of the thread posters.

Blocking someone is a sign of cowardice. Someone please tell this to the flea bag at R184.

r184 r185

Fab…

The Queen posing with Christian Louboutin today at the Rose Ball in Monte Carlo

That dumb wig looks ridiculous on her.

Everything about her plastic face is ridiculous.

R188, Janet's giving me Cicely Tyson vibes.

^Fail.

ICON

Beauty

Her face looks like a chicken's cloaca.

How did she have fans? She has the voice of a blow up doll, the personality of wet toast and the ass of two waterlogged, saline injected hams.

Inspired by the fringe covers your mama used to disguise the toilet paper.

When people wonder what happen to Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street... just show them this picture and say he's living his best life.

She's gotten so fat.

Wow, Billy Porter needs to stop it with those eye lift strips under his wigs. He’s starting to enter Sandra Oh territory. He probably needs to take it easy in those Burger King 1/2 off Whoppers too……..

r199 this is her skinny.

Janet is a living legend and, compared to her few contemporaries that are left, is looking like a billion bucks. Love that Ciriano dress she wore in Monte Carlo.

She’s giving black Anna Wintour.

r203 in basic bitch a ribbed tee, a dirty shag carpet from the floor and jeans that scream I've time travelled to 1994 with a face that screams I'm waaaaaay too old for this shit.

Janet is just like Michael! Just take away the singing ability, dancing ability, original costumes (hers were knock offs) and the 17 layers of blubber and there you have them - two manmade noses with crazy eyes.

R204, no, she’s giving Wintour at R188 and R193.

Queen

Who’s baby is she raising?

Her own.

That for damn sure wasn’t her egg.

Yes it was.

Janet's son actually looks biracial, a black and Arab mix. Unlike Michael's kids who are white (Paris and Prince) and Latino (in Bigi's case). If you guys were black, you'd know light-skinned or biracial babies can come out looking pale. Janet's ex husband was a light-skinned Arab.

R212, it was his sperm for sure. The bio mom is a black woman who did egg donation. It's nice to think that Janet does have her older daughter...oh, wait. She threw her only biological child away for her career and now she's raising a stranger's baby. Sad. Sad!

Janet always did better with other people's things. Jimmy Jam, Terry Lewis, her own brother.

I once asked her if she still thinks about Nipplegate and she farted in my face!

Janet probably had her eggs frozen years ago. That is her child.

Why not? She had her sound frozen 36 years ago.

LEGEND.

Dang! that pic at R193 is scary as hell.

LEGEND.

r220

She didn't have a baby. She faked the whole thing to cover up her massive weight gain.

^Lies.

QUEEN

Is the Janet Jackson thread creator also the new Jewel and latest Blondie thread troll??

They spelt her name wrong on the cover.

It's P.R.E.C.I.O.U.S

Janet flashed her nipple and it damaged her career. Madonna released a book of nude pornographic photos and descriptions of fucking young boys, posts sexualized content on her Instagram, dates barely legal boys and is weirdly inappropriate with her family. She seems predatory. Janet's only error is blindly defending her brother but she doesn't want to piss off Jermaine and Katharine.

Big difference Janbot ^^^. You had to buy Madge's book to see her gash and read her pathetic ramblings. Janet flashed a big old burger nip on TV and into the homes of millions of families.

R228 well to be fair, Madonna got her posts banned from Instagram and she's flashing her areola now. I think the big difference is besides the time and place and moral majority bullshit of Dubya-era America at time. Madonna was always a nasty hoe who relied on being hoe to get attention. She was Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj and Cardi B of her day. People were desensitized to Badge's antics to care. Janet was seen as better than that and relying on her performance talent. So people were shocked Janet would do a stunt like that on national TV. I think if Vadge did that people would be "whatever hoe..."

[quote]Janet was seen as better than that and relying on her performance talent.[quote]

LOL!

Gross ole burger nips

When Rene left Janet and her friendship with Tina fell apart. Janet went in cougar mode and was obsessed with being an aging nympho sexpot. Mariah went the same route around that time. Janet was fucking Justin Timberlake (who's hung) and invited him to perform with her and do this sexy stunt with a young hot guy to prove she's still got it. She was too dickmatized and not thinking straight. And she should have done this at the VMAs or BET Awards not that Superbowl where Karens, grandmas and little kids are watching. No straight man was complaining about that sight. That's why YouTube was created. But the female viewers were not amused.

The Halftime nip slip is why YouTube was created. All the influencers owe their careers to Janet.

Also Janet's Jehovah's Witnesses upbringing and growing up in Hollywood kept her sheltered and lacking in some common sense. Just like her brother, she mistakenly assumed she could get away with a stunt like that on TV. Madonna is a hoe who does stunts but she's street smart and was (not now) smarter than to do something like that in her prime on national TV. She kept it to cable TV like MTV VMAs.

But the backlash Janet got was absolutely ridiculous and it was more based on CBS executive Leslie Moonvies grudge against Janet that got her album Damita Jo blackballed from the radio and MTV networks. Americans got over it pretty quickly, people here act morally righteous in the moment more than actually caring.

Janet was never screwing Justin. She was with that rat Jermaine Dupri.

It...doesn't surprise me...that there are lowlifes...who think highly of themselves...or lessers...who want more...I mean...even ants...have a Queen....

Janet got some of Justin's dick after NSYNC sang for her at her MTV tribute. Justin little country ass going on about "Janet's fine."

He showed off the Janet poster on his wall on MTV years ago.

Britney wanted to be like Janet. Justin wanted to bang Janet. I always thought Justified had more of a Janet vibe. Pharrell wanted Michael or Janet for his songs and they went to Justin. Slave 4 U was for Janet but went to Britney.

Justin was cute back then. He seems so dead inside now.

Always felt kinda sorry for JC & Lance, having to hang with the three ugly pussyhounds who made up the rest of *NSYNC and all their groupies.

Though, honestly Joey Fatone wasn't ugly, and seemed kind of cool and nice compared to the others. But still, annoying in a horndog straight-guy way.

Justin is a slutty bisexual who lives as straight man for privilege. Just like his wife. I'm sure JC and Lance got to suck Justin's dick at various points.

R241 but wasn't Jussy like 15 or 16 and underdeveloped at the time? Gross. He looked like a kid, a pasty snotnosed malnourished little monkey. No way either Lance or JC wanted that, even if it were legal and they were that evil.

Lance is only about 2 years older than Justin though. They were likely close because they were the only teenagers in the group surrounded by grown men. They were both from the Deep South too and shared a similar culture. Lance seems obsessed with Justin until this day. Lance was no beauty either despite his popularity with teen girls.

I think Justin sees JC as his big brother and mentor. So they have a very deep a brotherly bond. Notice JC is the only one Justin seems to still care about? They go back to the Mickey Mouse Club.

[quote] Lance is only about 2 years older than Justin though. They were likely close because they were the only teenagers in the group surrounded by grown men. They were both from the Deep South too and shared a similar culture. Lance seems obsessed with Justin until this day. Lance was no beauty either.

True. Doesn't mean Lance was interested, though. May have just been envious of Justin, for his fame or his talent or his closeness with JC & Britney. Plus, most gay guys that age want a hotter older guy, a handsome grown man to take care of them and show them the ropes, not a younger kid who's just as homely.

JT took a while but I find he grew into his looks around the No Strings Attached era. He was 19 to 20 then. I don't think gays started liking him until Justified when he did that Rolling Stone cover in 2003. Janet's relationship with JT is weird. There were definitely rumors Janet and him were hooking. Janet broke up her husband and went through her older sexually liberated period. So many single women in their 30s and 40s go for young guys. Janet's Jehovah's Witness background and conservative upbringing made her sexually compulsive. She went through two failed marriages and had this good girl/socially conscious image. All For You to Discipline was her kinky stage. I don't think she had feelings for JT though. She was madly in love with Jermaine Dupri and let that troll take over her entire career and become her main producer. Honestly I think Dupri did further damage to Janet's career after the Superbowl blacklist.

People bag on 20 YO, but this was one of several bangers on that album...

Mariah tweeted "Queen" to Janet about 15hrs ago.

R245 ia Jermaine seems like a vile soulless person. A gifted producer, but just an awful human.

She had good songs on Discipline too. The issue with Dupri is his style worked better with Mariah and Usher but not Janet. Janet would have worked better with Timbaland or the Neptunes. Janet wanted to do more R&B but the two albums with Dupri were wildly inconsistent compared to her albums with Jam and Lewis.

She should have done a ballad album. Dupri's style worked perfect with this type of vocal.

^Oh yeah, Discipline has some great cuts too. The best songs from 20 YO and Discipline would have made a great album.

I'm glad Beyoncé acknowledged Janet in her recent album. One thing I respect about Bey is she does name her influences which include Janet, Madonna, Lauryn Hill, Diana Ross, Donna Summer, Grace Jones and Tina Turner.

Ciara, Aaliyah, Ashanti, Mya, Nivea, Cassie and Amerie were all clear Janet clones. The most famous one is Britney Spears who was a healthy mix of Janet and Madonna. Tinashe, Normani and Chloe Bailey are recent clones too.

I also find Solange, Jhene Aiko, Dawn Richard and fka twigs music very Janet inspired too.

Solange's A Seat at the Table and Beyonce's Lemonade are both the offspring of The Velvet Rope and Rhythm Nation.

When Lemonade came out I saw it as an amalgamation of The Velvet Rope, Mama's Gun by Erykah Badu and The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.

That's all very nice, but why did Janet have to kill Grover and wear him as a coat??? The HuMANity!!

Gaga murdered Kermit and wore him as a dress. It's a pop diva thing.

r255 amateurs.

Bjork not only wore a swan dress but she laid eggs as well.

r254 Grover, Gonzo and Cookie Monster are still alive.. that was Mister Snuffleupagus.

When asked why didn't she kill one of the blue monsters, Ms. Janet replied, "Well his name is Snuff, isn't it?"

Janet, and posse, absolutely nailing it at the latest Thom Browne show in Paris

She sucks

LEGEND.

At least she (unlike another person who comes to mind) carries herself with some decorum these days.

I will always love Control and Rhythm Nation.

This enigmatic person....I'm not sure I recognize them. Maybe a little.

QUEEN OF PUDGE

QUEEN OF POP

Jabba Smurf

QUEEN OF POP!

QUEEN OF POOP!!

She is amazing

269 There are at min a thousand things wrong with that revolting poon's face.

The Enematic Janet Jackson

Sweet

Fierce!

It's refreshing seeing one of the few remaining iconic '80s pop stars who is actually sane.

With Paris at Paris Fashion Week

Which one is Janbot and which one is Jabba? I get confused 🫤

There is only Janbot. "Jabba" is a stupid name created by an insane troll. He had hoped that it would catch on, but it didn't.

R275 LOL. Jabba has gone full tard now. No teeth. The freakiest ugliest cheeks on a man ever.

QUEEN

I am no fan, but she looks undeniably healthy, thin, and radiant in the OP. This is the first I’m seeing this thread. She has definitely got her weight under control in those photos.

Janet, Janet, Janet!

❤️🙌🏽🤘🏽👍🏽

Ugh, get rid of the fish and bring us some beef!

Everyone posting in this thread must be really old. I've never even heard of Janet Jackson. Is she a TikTok star?

R284 She's not pretty enough for that.

Our enigmatic queen!

I thought Aaron Rodgers was our enigmatic queen.

Janet is the queen-of Quiznos.

Fat gorilla Jabba is PRESSED!

[quote]I thought Aaron Rodgers was our enigmatic queen.

He's just a nutcase with smelly feet.

She looks incredible.

R290 where did this tidbit come from?

^That vid of him showing his COVID toes at a press conference. His feet looked...less than fresh.

Legend

[quote]Legend

So, not an actual person, then?

LEGEND!

When I was a kid in the 70’s we had a toilet seat cover, which has now become Ms. Jackson’s coat.

Such a classy, legendary diva. The only one we have left from her era.

LOL. Fuck off Jabba. Janet Floppita Ho looks more plastic than her brother ever did. Quite an accomplishment for the sad ho.

She looks beautiful. Fresh and revitalized, unlike her (ahem) contemporaries.

If you life Janet's burka, you'll find all those copies of the Unbreakable CD that Uber couldn't give away.

She's lovely.

Gorgeous!

Fat!

Amazing!

Amazingly fat!

Two tons of no fun!

Love her!

Most Successful Lardass Ever!

Queen of Pop/R&B.

Queen of the state fair!

We've seen it.

Every time I see that gif of her disgusting, saggy tit, it makes me nauseated. How could she think that would go over well?

^spoken like a true GAY man.

Icon.

Mooooo.

That gif is so funny. How could anything think that wasn't planned? He's clearing reaching for the breast cup and trying to feel for where it's loose not detach the not very detachable looking 'bodice'.

Exposing her gross saggy tit wrecked her career forever so how can that not be perfect for the entire world and history.

Her career was already circling the toilet bowl at that point. That incident gave her excuse to blame it on for the rest of eternity (instead of her lack of talent that was actually the cause).

R318 Fuck off. The president of CBS banned her from all media. Stupid fuck. The tit incident definitively ended her career and relevance.

[quote]The president of CBS banned her from all media.

We should send him a gift.

Exactly. No one but Jabba gives a tiny fuck about the breast baring gorilla.

Janet is a legend and always will be, and no amount empty vitriolic words from a bunch of loser faggots on an Internet forum will be able to change that. So sit and wallow in your misery.

I love how the stupid bitch at R319 is speaking definitively as if she knows something. They don’t ask people with careers circling the drain to headline the SB halftime show, sweetheart. Janet had just had her fifth consecutive #1 album that gave her the biggest first week sales of her career, the longest running Hot 100 #1 hit of 2001 that also netted her another Grammy and was recently declared MTV’s first Icon.

So, in other words, when you’re wholly uneducated on a subject, just save yourself from embarrassment and shut the fuck up.

It may have taken years, but Les Fuckhead Moonves definitely got his comeuppance.

Clearly Les Moonves wanted to fuck Janet's bleached asshole and bleached white vagine. He wanted to have her as his black African slave. That was the only sorry he'd have accepted from poor Jabba. Jabba did it to herself. She's the sole cause of her career ending.

OMG, Jabba is so ANGRY! Quick, someone send it a Baja Fresh gift card.

Speaking of Baja Fresh....

[quote]The tit incident definitively ended her career and relevance.

And she thought everyone would be talking about her in a good way. Everyone was talking, all right. She strikes me as not terribly bright,

^Said by someone who can’t even properly close a sentence.

R329 has no way to rebut what I said at R328, so he seizes upon a punctuation typo at the end of my post.

Which is incredibly ironic since Jabba is as uneducated as they come and dares to comment on a typo.

You bitches hop whenever I say jump. Such pansies.

Her recent Essence cover is relentlessly photoshopped…she doesn’t even look like herself. Not real at all…

Essence. Wow, what a coup!

Stay pressed, fags!

LEGEND!

FORGOTTEN!

Iconic!

Laconic!

Stupid doctored pic at R338.

I was about to say, r340…I know that she’s had a couple of nose jobs, but that looks ridiculous.

JACK-O-LANTERN NOSE!

LOL R341, that troll posts the same ridiculous doctored pic in every Janet thread.

And Jabba the troll posts lies in every Janet thread. Your point?

Gross.

That cow mouth looks like pedoMichael.

🤮

Does she really look like that though?

Yes, JJ has the same cow mouth as her brother, pedoMichael.