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Let’s be Women in the Workplace

I’m the eggshells you have to walk on.

by Anonymousreply 222June 10, 2024 3:42 PM

Let’s be OP instead.

I’m a pathetic loser with no friends and too much time on my hands.

by Anonymousreply 1June 15, 2022 6:22 PM

I’m the clogged toilets in the ladies room because no one reads the sign to only flush toilet paper

by Anonymousreply 2June 15, 2022 6:28 PM

I'm the mystery of how R2 knows that.

by Anonymousreply 3June 15, 2022 6:55 PM

I'm Violet Newstead. Please hold.

by Anonymousreply 4June 15, 2022 6:58 PM

R1=a woman in the workplace

by Anonymousreply 5June 15, 2022 7:02 PM

I'm the lifelong-heterosexual millennial girl managing all your Pride events

by Anonymousreply 6June 15, 2022 7:04 PM

I'm the weekly crying on the job for some reason or another.

This makes all the other women stop working too.

by Anonymousreply 7June 15, 2022 7:07 PM

I'm the misogynist fucktard the women have all decided through barely verbal communication to ice out and coolly sabotage, allowing him just enough rope to hang himself up and cause chaos. While being overly polite every time they have to deal with him directly.

by Anonymousreply 8June 15, 2022 7:44 PM

I'm Norma Rae, fuckersl

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by Anonymousreply 9June 15, 2022 7:46 PM

I’m part of the All Boys (White) Network. I’m only moderately talented but I keep getting promoted above women and POC because [see first sentence].

by Anonymousreply 10June 15, 2022 7:53 PM

I'm R10's lack of reading comprehension at the prompt

(Secretly I'm also the weird racial element to that post)

by Anonymousreply 11June 15, 2022 7:55 PM

I'm Ginny from Billing.

by Anonymousreply 12June 15, 2022 7:55 PM

I'm White Women.

I'm bad.

by Anonymousreply 13June 15, 2022 7:56 PM

I've worked in many female dominated work environments and have never witnessed the BS some men, gay or straight, claim about women. I have, however, heard men referring to other men behaving "like women," which begs the question why so many men don't realise that the behaviours they soon often attribute to women are actually non-gender specific..

by Anonymousreply 14June 15, 2022 7:58 PM

*so often attribute

by Anonymousreply 15June 15, 2022 7:59 PM

I'm the Power Cunt in an exec role who, instead of using her influence to support and develop her female underlings, breaks their soul for reasons amounting to superficial, petty jealousy.

Women should look at their own first before tearing men down. I've heard this story too many times to count.

by Anonymousreply 16June 15, 2022 8:02 PM

I am the many women that use their kids as an excuse to take multiple days off.

by Anonymousreply 17June 15, 2022 8:05 PM

I'm the jealous bitch because the men just notice the Marie who occupies the desk behind me, men from various departments always drop by, ignoring me to chat with her.

by Anonymousreply 18June 15, 2022 8:07 PM

[quote]Women should look at their own first before tearing men down. I've heard this story too many times to count.

Yes, by all means let’s blame toxic workplaces on the women. After all, men had no part in creating the corporate world.

by Anonymousreply 19June 15, 2022 8:08 PM

I'm Margaret Foster.

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by Anonymousreply 20June 15, 2022 8:14 PM

I'm the cooze whose single mother named me after a highbrow fragrance and fashion house she's never come close to purchasing for herself. Perhaps I'm named Chanel, or Gucci, or Versace. I can't type or answer phones because my press-on nails (big as Flo-Jos and twice as useless) get in the way. I take two hour lunches, disappear entirely on Fridays, and scowl at anyone who so much as looks at me. I dress like a cheap whore, and people assume I'm only here to blow the boss, but the joke's on them! I'm too lazy to even finish a blowjob on time!

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by Anonymousreply 22June 17, 2022 3:09 PM

Wasn’t that water in to wine thing just what everyone did back then adding wine to water to the kill the microbes to make the water drinkable, even though they did it unknowingly?

by Anonymousreply 23June 17, 2022 3:14 PM

I’m the disdain and disgust for the supervisor who promotes those whores who work here based on who fucks him, yet the pride of shaking my titties around when he calls me into his office hoping he picks me.

by Anonymousreply 24June 17, 2022 3:14 PM

I'm unchecked misogyny on an unmoderated gay website.

by Anonymousreply 25June 17, 2022 3:34 PM

R25 I’m a poster with an imperious attitude about women and the inability to have any self awareness or a sense of humor. I’m the type of poster that actually encourages these threads, because the entire desire to start them is to piss off people like me, who think all women are infallible. I will abuse power when I get it, because I’m delusional and think only white men do bad things. I’ll justify all my abuses. “They did it first!”

by Anonymousreply 26June 17, 2022 3:41 PM

I'm the female CFO who has to deal with male business analysts mansplaining GAAP to me as if I just graduated from UEI Career College. When I interrupt to call them out on it, they will walk back to their offices and cubicles mumbling about what a cunt I am.

by Anonymousreply 27June 17, 2022 3:57 PM

Incels are not welcome here, De-farto.

by Anonymousreply 28June 17, 2022 3:58 PM

Let's post threads from 1950.

by Anonymousreply 29June 17, 2022 4:00 PM


by Anonymousreply 30June 17, 2022 4:09 PM

DARKGEMINILORD seems a misnomer.

by Anonymousreply 31June 17, 2022 4:11 PM

I’m the shlubby man who gets accused of all kinds of harassment, should I but attempt familiarity with any females in the workplace.

But I see the handsome hunks get away with all kinds of inappropriate behaviors that make all the girlies here just giggle.

No wonder I’man angry Incel…

by Anonymousreply 32June 17, 2022 4:15 PM

^I’m an

by Anonymousreply 33June 17, 2022 4:16 PM

Boo fucking hoo.

by Anonymousreply 34June 17, 2022 4:20 PM

I’m?! The vvvvvvocal fryyyyy?!!? And constant upspeak???!?

by Anonymousreply 35June 17, 2022 4:28 PM

I'm R26's mother, and all of this is my fault. I'm sorry.

by Anonymousreply 36June 17, 2022 4:31 PM


by Anonymousreply 37June 17, 2022 4:37 PM

I’m the truly breathtaking amount of energy exerted by upper management women, black and white, to bully others, especially other women. Imagine if that energy was used to be productive!

I’m also tedious gossip and disingenuousness.

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by Anonymousreply 39June 17, 2022 4:54 PM

I’m the candy machine in the women's room.

I wouldn’t recommend the candy in it though, it’s awfully dry. I think the candy has expired.

by Anonymousreply 40June 17, 2022 4:54 PM

Let's be incels who invade The Data Lounge and blame women for all their *sad* problems and never think to look in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 41June 17, 2022 4:57 PM


by Anonymousreply 42June 17, 2022 4:57 PM

I'm the straws being grasped at by the troll posting about candy machines in women's bathrooms. I hate women so much I don't make any sense.

by Anonymousreply 43June 17, 2022 4:59 PM


by Anonymousreply 44June 17, 2022 4:59 PM

Inter office Memo to R41: This is a gay men’s message board. Not incels. Gay men.

by Anonymousreply 45June 17, 2022 4:59 PM


by Anonymousreply 46June 17, 2022 5:02 PM

Gay men can't be incels?

by Anonymousreply 47June 17, 2022 5:02 PM

I'm the women who, after decades, STILL does not make as much money as a man for the exact same job performance.

by Anonymousreply 48June 17, 2022 5:03 PM

Men have had it so tough in the workplace. Poor men. Poor, poor men...

by Anonymousreply 49June 17, 2022 5:05 PM

I'm the "exact same job performance" as a man.

I don't exist!

by Anonymousreply 50June 17, 2022 5:05 PM

I'm DARKGEMINILARDASS. I'm a cunt. I may be a "man", but I'm still a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 51June 17, 2022 5:07 PM

I’m the non-binary/queer proud EDUCATED (and don’t you forget it!) Black woman who was promoted from hourly employee to director within less than a year of joining the company thanks to the bullshit Diversity and Inclusion program that was implemented in 2020 after the riots. I can’t believe my luck!

by Anonymousreply 52June 17, 2022 5:07 PM

Oh, right, THAT'S the reason. Good for her.... threatened much?

by Anonymousreply 53June 17, 2022 5:09 PM

R52 I think we work at the same place!

by Anonymousreply 54June 17, 2022 5:09 PM

Racist, sexist, AND homophobic. You're a real prize DARKGEMINILARDASS, no wonder you're so well liked at the office...

by Anonymousreply 55June 17, 2022 5:12 PM

I'm the whispered warning to a fellow woman in the workplace to watch out for the fags who work there: they're always out to try to groom our kids into bestiality and Satanism.

by Anonymousreply 56June 17, 2022 5:15 PM


by Anonymousreply 57June 17, 2022 5:17 PM

I’m the many women that flat out say they hate working for women and will ONLY work for a man!

by Anonymousreply 58June 17, 2022 5:18 PM

I'm the woman who the men of the office want to mother them because they're emotionally stunted.

by Anonymousreply 59June 17, 2022 5:19 PM

I'm DARKGEMINILARDASS, I like my own posts INSTANTLY! Gotta get those likes or I die like Tinkerbell.

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by Anonymousreply 60June 17, 2022 5:20 PM

R56 I’m HR and I’m plotting with your supervisor to fire your ass when you least expect it, cunt!

by Anonymousreply 61June 17, 2022 5:20 PM

I'm the man who the women of the office want to daddy them and fuck them because they're emotionally stunted.

by Anonymousreply 62June 17, 2022 5:21 PM

I'm the belated, awkwardly-worded e-mail congratulating you on your promotion from a male colleague still seething with envy and bitterness.

by Anonymousreply 63June 17, 2022 5:26 PM

R63 I never wrote a congratulatory email EVER. Wtf! You are an absolute liar!

by Anonymousreply 64June 17, 2022 5:29 PM

I'm the never ending collecting of money for baby showers, wedding showers, birthdays, hellos, goodbyes, retirements, minor surgeries, major surgeries, house warmings, deaths of extended family, etc. etc. etc.

by Anonymousreply 65June 17, 2022 5:30 PM


by Anonymousreply 66June 17, 2022 5:31 PM

I'm the fat, stupid, lazy lecherous asshole who sits at his desk all day doing nothing and is enraged when a woman does her job.

by Anonymousreply 67June 17, 2022 5:33 PM


by Anonymousreply 68June 17, 2022 5:38 PM

I’m the inability to accept a gay man in a position of authority. “I’m all for equal rights, but f@gs are beneath me.”

by Anonymousreply 69June 17, 2022 6:19 PM

I’m wanting to be treated like a man when it comes to power and like a woman when it comes to accountability, while relegating any gays in the office to the role of Gay BFF.

by Anonymousreply 70June 17, 2022 6:21 PM

So terrified of women. Lashing out from the safety of your keyboard. Says it all, doesn't it.

by Anonymousreply 71June 17, 2022 6:24 PM

R71 wur a bitch wan meet?

by Anonymousreply 72June 17, 2022 6:26 PM

Quick! LIKE my posts, QUICK!

by Anonymousreply 73June 17, 2022 6:27 PM

I'm all of the straight men that reject OP's ironically bottomy rapey advances.

by Anonymousreply 74June 17, 2022 6:39 PM

I’m R74 ‘s limp wrist, feather boa, and gay cartoon affectation act as he clinks daiquiris and recaps yet another episode of Drag Race for his hags, who need him to act like this so he’ll be non-threatening. When all the other kids in school called him a f@g he really believed and decided to go fully down that path. He’s a gay clown now for the amusement of straight women who have no respect for him. Don’t let the social media posts fool you, his life is empty. He’s scared of his own masculinity and has no autonomy.

by Anonymousreply 75June 17, 2022 6:46 PM

I’m R74 ‘s hags dropping him like a hot potato when they have kids and their husbands tell them, “I don’t want people like that around my kids.”

by Anonymousreply 76June 17, 2022 6:47 PM

I'm the fragile male ego.

by Anonymousreply 77June 17, 2022 6:49 PM

No matter the age, they take more days off because "it's that time of the month."

by Anonymousreply 78June 17, 2022 6:51 PM

I'm leaving early to take care of my kids. My kids are in high school and perfectly able to fend for themselves but don't you dare tell me that!

by Anonymousreply 79June 17, 2022 6:54 PM

I’m Grumpy Curt-Frowenstein.

There must be one of me at every office, and nature abhors a vacuum.

by Anonymousreply 80June 17, 2022 6:58 PM

Odds are OP is De-Facto. That shithead.

by Anonymousreply 81June 17, 2022 6:58 PM

We're the lesbians in the office. We're the only women who get the job done, don't waste time on petty office bullshit and the only ones who have the respect of the men in the office.

by Anonymousreply 82June 17, 2022 6:59 PM

I’m the “back pain” that prevents me from coming to work at least once a week.

by Anonymousreply 83June 17, 2022 7:01 PM

I'm OP. I have nothing to offer.

by Anonymousreply 84June 17, 2022 7:02 PM

I'm the afternoon taken off for migraine and next morning coming in with a new full head of hair.

by Anonymousreply 85June 17, 2022 7:10 PM

I'm the obnoxious gay office boy who comes in lying about all the straight men who fucked him last night. As if.

by Anonymousreply 86June 17, 2022 7:13 PM

I’m OP’s throbbing cock being stroked to the thought of the Frau and Yassss Kween tears and sweat going into taking down this and any other thread that doesn’t paint women as perfect angels.

by Anonymousreply 87June 17, 2022 7:42 PM

^Such desperation....

by Anonymousreply 88June 17, 2022 7:46 PM

^Such desperation....

by Anonymousreply 89June 17, 2022 7:56 PM

^Such misogyny, from gay men. That's a weird one. Did you have a mother or were you shit out of jackal?

by Anonymousreply 90June 17, 2022 8:00 PM

R90 their mothers that them out on the portajohn floor and barely remembered to pick them up and take them home.

by Anonymousreply 91June 18, 2022 1:36 AM

I dress the part for the office skank, and my wardrobe can be described as slutastic. I'm very suggestive with all the guys in the office, and I constantly speak in naughty double entendres. I'm hot to trot, and everything about me states I'm begging for it! However, you should proceed at your own risk because if you lay one finger on me, I'll run to HR faster than it takes your tiny prick to prematurely ejaculate. Welcome to my parlor said the spider to the fly.

by Anonymousreply 92June 18, 2022 1:42 AM

True, R91, OP was born bathed in blue liquid.

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by Anonymousreply 93June 18, 2022 1:44 AM

[quote] if you lay one finger on me, I'll run to HR faster than it takes your tiny prick to prematurely ejaculate


by Anonymousreply 94June 18, 2022 2:22 AM

I'm the video game R74 is playing right now; not the musical theatre and drugged up local ex con that OP is enjoying right now.

by Anonymousreply 95June 18, 2022 3:15 AM

I'm her high-pitched shrill voice which has to immediately comment on anything and everything and never stops talking, as the men sit in numbed silence to my endless opining.

by Anonymousreply 96June 18, 2022 3:36 AM

I’m Bonnie - Executive Assistant to the CEO. I started at this company immediately after I graduated high school in the 1970’s, and since I’ve been here over 45 years, I run this place as far as I’m concerned (in my delusional mind). You WILL respect my authority! I will also smile in your face and talk shit about you the minute you walk away. Funny thing is I have no idea that people do the exact same thing to me.

by Anonymousreply 97June 18, 2022 10:07 AM

Little did R97 know that Bonnie really was running things because her "boss" didn't know how to turn on his computer without help, and would come in after a long corporate lunch and sleep of his inebriation with the door closed and the lights dimmed, pretending he was "out of office" still.

by Anonymousreply 98June 18, 2022 12:47 PM

I work for a company whose founder, CEO, and entire executive team are women. It is the best place I have ever worked.

I am thoughtful emphatic leadership.

by Anonymousreply 99June 18, 2022 12:51 PM

^^I Am Woman, Hear Me Lie.

by Anonymousreply 100June 18, 2022 12:58 PM

R98 Bonnie, I didn’t know you posted on DL! You were always quite the bitch, so I really shouldn’t be surprised.

by Anonymousreply 101June 18, 2022 1:02 PM

I’m the crossed arms pose that every business woman is required to assume when being profiled on her employer’s website.

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by Anonymousreply 102June 18, 2022 1:56 PM

What wrong wit da crossing of da arms? It is body speak for da signal dat da poosey is closed for da business hours....unless da monies appear, din we talk!

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by Anonymousreply 103June 18, 2022 2:15 PM

R103 I had no idea Miss Melania was from Jamaica!

by Anonymousreply 104June 18, 2022 2:23 PM

No, R100, I am not a woman. You, however, are an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 105June 18, 2022 2:25 PM

R105 has been neutered by all the women in his life and clacks his circuit fan to make them feel safe

by Anonymousreply 106June 18, 2022 2:34 PM

I feel very sad for you, R106.

by Anonymousreply 107June 18, 2022 2:57 PM

I feel very sad for you, R107

by Anonymousreply 108June 18, 2022 3:06 PM

I'm the working class secretary from Canarsie who nods off at her desk every afternoon after doing heroin with the rock posers at L'Amour the night before.

by Anonymousreply 109June 18, 2022 3:06 PM

You're really on a roll, troll. Maddie Cawthorn, AND this? Do you ever tire of trolling/Nazi worship?

by Anonymousreply 110June 18, 2022 4:49 PM

I’m the inability to take in any constructive criticism, no matter how submissively and delicately it’s delivered. My way or the highway. I’m going to run this company into the ground and when it’s time for accountability it will be everyone else’s fault.

by Anonymousreply 111June 18, 2022 4:53 PM

Have you fucked yourself with your constructive trolling?

by Anonymousreply 112June 18, 2022 5:00 PM

R112 seems to have fucked you, since you’re so concerned

by Anonymousreply 113June 18, 2022 5:03 PM

Die De Facto. Do us a favor.

by Anonymousreply 114June 18, 2022 5:04 PM

R114 threatening death over opinions?

by Anonymousreply 115June 18, 2022 5:17 PM

YOU DON'T HAVE OPINIONS YOU JUST TROLL. What the fuck are you doing here? An insane gay conservative who trolls 24/7. You're the worst. No wonder everyone hates you. Kill yourself and make the world a better place.

by Anonymousreply 116June 18, 2022 5:28 PM

R116 Yasssss Gurl, you betta werk, Mama!!!! Yassssss!!!! Boots da house down!!!!

by Anonymousreply 117June 18, 2022 5:30 PM

Fuck off De-Facto. It's long overdue.

by Anonymousreply 118June 18, 2022 5:33 PM

R116 you’re just brainwashed, the same as Qanon Republican trailer trash and can’t stand that anyone would ever dissent to your extreme beliefs. The fact that you tell people to go kill themselves says a lot about you. Cheers!

by Anonymousreply 119June 18, 2022 5:33 PM

Killing yourself is a great option for you.

by Anonymousreply 120June 18, 2022 5:35 PM

R120 seek mental help

by Anonymousreply 121June 18, 2022 5:36 PM

I'm seeking you with a knife.

by Anonymousreply 122June 18, 2022 5:37 PM

R122 now you’re making violent threats

by Anonymousreply 123June 18, 2022 5:39 PM

"No! No! No! I can't identify myself as a woman!!! People can't know that!"

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by Anonymousreply 124June 18, 2022 5:41 PM

You get what you sow. You gave birth to me.

by Anonymousreply 125June 18, 2022 5:41 PM

I’m the breast pumping in the lactation closet.

by Anonymousreply 126June 18, 2022 5:57 PM

You're the shit in the punchbowl.

by Anonymousreply 127June 18, 2022 5:58 PM

I’m the hive mind that takes over when too many women are in a workplace, if you cross one of us we’ll lie, cheat, steal and kill to get you fired.

by Anonymousreply 128June 18, 2022 6:14 PM

You're De-Facto, the troll who never stops.

by Anonymousreply 129June 18, 2022 6:15 PM

I’m the worker bee in the hive mind that tells HR “he touched my titty!” to get the nasty man who doesn’t go along with our agenda fired.

by Anonymousreply 130June 18, 2022 6:16 PM

R129 you’re Schizo-Cunt, the troll who never gets slept with.

by Anonymousreply 131June 18, 2022 6:17 PM

You're the troll who can't think of anything else.

by Anonymousreply 132June 18, 2022 6:17 PM

Defacto accusations are the new PooShoes accusations. Lots of people have opinions that don’t align with your own.

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If only it were a troll thread.

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Resign this month.

by Anonymousreply 184June 18, 2022 6:46 PM

R184 Trust me, I’d like to.

by Anonymousreply 185June 18, 2022 6:49 PM

Wow! What a fucking psychotic cunt posting about trolling, when she’s the obvious troll. Must have struck a cord for her accountability-free, hypocritical lard ass.

by Anonymousreply 186June 18, 2022 8:26 PM

Said the troll.

by Anonymousreply 187June 18, 2022 8:27 PM

VEEP quote in the link at R124 is outdated. It should now read:

"No! No! No! I can't identify myself as a woman!!! So I'll identify as a man! Yeah! Now I'm trans! And a man! That'll score me points!"

by Anonymousreply 188June 18, 2022 10:17 PM

I'm the synchronization of menstral cycles (that's a real thing, and it's fascinating!)

by Anonymousreply 189June 18, 2022 10:40 PM

R19 is a woman who has made it to the vice president's office by being twice as educated, five times as smart, and 10 times tougher than the men in her office. She'll be damned if she's going to let some big-titted bimbo straight out of college shake her hooters at the president and get promoted, so instead of mentoring the woman, she'll let her be harassed and degraded by the asshole men in the office. Hey, she had to deal with all their shit, so so should the next generation.

by Anonymousreply 190June 18, 2022 10:49 PM

Does this shit make you feel better about yourself?

by Anonymousreply 191June 18, 2022 10:52 PM

Dang -- there are more angry women on this site than I imagined! Please leave and give it back to us gay men. Thx, luvs.

by Anonymousreply 192June 18, 2022 11:00 PM

You haven't mentioned Harry & Meghan today. Slacking off?

by Anonymousreply 193June 18, 2022 11:10 PM

Gay men can't have anything without women barging their way in r192

by Anonymousreply 194June 19, 2022 12:42 AM

I’m the sudden “girls trip” to a blue state to get an abortion

by Anonymousreply 195June 25, 2022 4:08 PM


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by Anonymousreply 196June 25, 2022 4:13 PM

I’m the crying in the bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 197June 25, 2022 10:09 PM

I'm the AIDS infected office twink crying in the bathroom over himself because after constant lewd remarks to the office straight guy (who can't complain to HR or he'll be labeled as homophobic) he couldn't get him to fuck him. All's well the next night as he goes out once again thoughtlessly spreading his disease to every unfortunate fellow gay man he can. The next day he goes on The Data Lounge and spreads hatred of women, the one thing he'll never be.

by Anonymousreply 198June 26, 2022 12:38 AM
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by Anonymousreply 199June 30, 2022 3:28 PM

R198 Nice try, ugly cunt.

by Anonymousreply 200June 30, 2022 3:30 PM

FF the fat ass cunt at R198

by Anonymousreply 201June 30, 2022 3:32 PM

Still a piece of shit, I see. Don't you have enough to do with ALL YOUR OTHER woman hating troll threads?

by Anonymousreply 202June 30, 2022 4:38 PM

R202 fuck off you homophobic cunt

by Anonymousreply 203June 30, 2022 4:42 PM

Does the troll not like getting some of his own shit.? Waaaaaaaa waaaaaaa baby gotta troll! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by Anonymousreply 204June 30, 2022 4:46 PM

R294 gross. a woman who thinks she has some effect here

by Anonymousreply 205June 30, 2022 4:58 PM

294? You're really getting ahead of yourself. Maybe you should go back to the first grade and learn to count. Or is that where you're posting from? Jesus, a baby troll who can't even do that right. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 206June 30, 2022 5:00 PM

R206 only a woman would be so petty, you can play bossy bitch all you want but that stink hole will still be all you’re defined by

by Anonymousreply 207June 30, 2022 5:13 PM

The frau cunt that fingers herself to gay men because she’s obsessed with them is talking to herself again!

by Anonymousreply 208June 30, 2022 5:16 PM

Yeah why are you so obsessed with gay men, fat cunt

by Anonymousreply 209June 30, 2022 5:17 PM

I’m summer outfits that are more appropriate for a picnic than a place of business.

by Anonymousreply 210July 1, 2022 6:05 PM

R210 or a strip club

by Anonymousreply 211July 1, 2022 7:08 PM

R2 I’m the ladies restroom that are strangely always completely filthy, shitty, pissy, bloody, gorey messes according to anyone who has ever worked on a janitorial staff. Opposed to the mens that has a little piss in front of the urinal. Most women seem to have not been properly potty trained.

by Anonymousreply 212August 23, 2022 6:51 PM

Im R1 ‘s bleeding cunt

by Anonymousreply 213August 23, 2022 6:52 PM

I'm OP, the woman hating troll who can't get fucked. I'm pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 214August 23, 2022 7:38 PM

This thread is pretty spot-on. Let’s not act like they’re the victims here, the sensationalists pretend that every woman is raped 3 times a day at work. Please, it’s like the “a Trans woman of color is killed every 7 seconds” bullshit. Lots of women know exactly what the fuck they’re doing and use those tits to run the show with men and once a gaggle of women takeover the passive-aggressive behavior is the way things go. Gay men are the ones who truly suffer from this hierarchy.

by Anonymousreply 215November 26, 2022 4:11 PM

I’m R214 ‘s dry, dusty cunt

by Anonymousreply 216November 26, 2022 4:11 PM

I’m the femme court jester role you better play if you’re a gay man.

“You’re going to take us shopping and talk about Drag Race, fag, or we going to get you fired!”

by Anonymousreply 217January 29, 2023 3:12 PM

Give it a rest, OP. Fucking misogynist!

by Anonymousreply 218June 10, 2024 3:24 PM

I’m coded language like “us women have to stick together”, which is translated as “we’re going to only hire other women, and only ones that are like us.”

by Anonymousreply 219June 10, 2024 3:30 PM

Anyone else notice women and POC will dominate hiring once they take control of a workplace. I’ve noticed many stores lately where you walk in and nearly the entire staff is black or Muslim women. Lo and behold it always corresponds to the manager and her ethnicity. I thought diversity was our strength?

by Anonymousreply 220June 10, 2024 3:35 PM

I'm the Occupational Health and Safety Administration inspector shutting down the business for safety hazards from letting the floor be covered with eggshells.

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by Anonymousreply 221June 10, 2024 3:39 PM

I’m the woman who is constantly mansplained by a certain colleague, despite the fact that I know more than him and have 13 years seniority over him. I tell him off regularly, but at this point he does it just to aggravate me.

by Anonymousreply 222June 10, 2024 3:42 PM
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