Who is THIS?

That's God.

Seriously, OP. Now what are you going to do with that?

It looks fake.

I presume it's now possible to "photoshop" video. If it's real, that man is blessed.

That looks faked.

Cute

Oh that’s Mayor Pete’s trainer.

What would you even do with that? I doubt he can get fully hard.

Erik Steinhagen

CIZEMEAT CITY!

i thought that too, r8. but we could try!

Big gurl hasn't got any idea what to do with it.

Imagine how cool his life is- good-looking, great body, a successful athlete and [italic]that[/italic] penis.

You bitches are so gullible.

Shopped but red heads ALWAYS have huge cocks! Always!

and purple penis heads!

^ yes!

fake

Real!

Looks like meghans nose by now

The Current Leader of the Free World 🌎

[quote] Erik Steinhagen

I googled that "Erik Steinhagen penis" and it would appear this is real. Jesus, God, what a beautiful example of man.

Very hot

[...]

Yeah it’s his real dick. He also does only fans.

Wow how can he be a competitive swimmer with this extra surface to drag around?

Is they gay?

Princess Tinymeat

“Apparently it’s real”

R27 he now owns a horse ranch in rural Germany with his wife. Also does a lot of animal rescue.

His wife?? What a waste of cock.

^Her vagina is a lot more elastic than an asshole.

R30 his Stallions need to see a psychiatrist. They must have inferiority complexes.

A pre-Maude Bea Arthur.

r22, is correct! Not shopped cock! It's his! HUGE! Gingers always have big ones!

The better question is: WHAT is THIS??

It needs its own Zip Code.

I'm at work, so I can't get directly to his OnlyFans page, but apparently he goes by @stony there.

sexy!

That is a massive size cock! What does it look like hard?

Jeez

So he would be at the head of the mead hall?

Too big 🥴

Here's a clip from the VPL 2022 thread to give some more context to OP's post.

LOL He looks so bored by his own big dick.

Hot - but a fantasy. Wholly useless.

FAKE NEWS!

Thanks R44. Amazing he can hide that huge monster in that skimpy little swimsuit.

It's totally fake, but even if it were real I don't think anyone could handle that in ANY orifice.

[Quote] I don't think anyone could handle that in ANY orifice.

I guess you've never heard of me?

R48 that’s the thing he can’t hide it. There’s plenty of photos of him during swim comps standing on the podium or standing next to team mates and you can see the massive bulge through his speedos.

I'll bet he prefers to bottom...

[quote] "Erik Steinhagen"

No relation.

Probably 4 foot 8

Tiny meat.

Shaved pubes always make a dick look bigger.

fake

I can attest, it is real!

It's real and it's spectacular!

A simple Google search of his name confirms that he is packing. Lots of photos to choose from

R54, "Probably 4 foot 8"

That does indeed appear to be the length of his dick.

His OnlyFans is boring, He swings it around a lot but there doesn't seem to be much to do with it LOL! He's not really sexy.

I've never sucked his cock.

I’m impressed.

What’s with the weird superhero pose?

Lol, LPSG has 80 pages of post about him as “German swimmer with monster dick.”

It's a prosthetic that was glued on.

Penis glue?

[quote]LPSG has 80 pages of post about him

Thank heavens for LPSG, those bitches put in the work over there. If they don't deserve a Presidential Medal of Freedom, no one does.

Suitable morning stimulation.

I'll take a pound and a half, please. Sliced for sandwiches.

This is amazing

I caved and subscribed to his Only Fans and, yeah, it's boring and so not worth it. It's just pics of his cock and short clips of him swinging it around, while his face is blurred out. I was hoping for at least some jack-off clips, and him speaking German.

And what's with the bleached skin at the base of his cock? Vitiligo or something else?

Just another G4P tease.

[quote] That is a massive size cock! What does it look like hard?

It never gets fully hard.

[quote]Vitiligo or something else?

Oh, no! You don’t want that, that’s fatal!

He's fucking fine as fuck. Holy cow.

[quote]Just another G4P tease.

GOOD. Some of you need therapy for your strange desire to see hot men bottom like bitchy little sissies. It's compulsive.

[quote] Just another G4P tease.

A tease, absolutely. But not G4P: he's engaged to woman and none of his photos/clips feature anything remotely gay.

People like r74 believe that they are center of the fag universe

Unlike a lot of huge cocks, his is actually pretty as well as being huge. I would like to play with it for sure.

Does his fiancé use a walker?

Since he’s not engaged to a guy, I guess we don’t know.

An exception to the rule: I think most guys look better with facial hair, but Erik actually looks better clean-shaven.

Based on the entire video, I have to say looking at that speedo he was wearing, there was no WAY I was expecting that to come out.

I'm not seeing foreskin, sadly, which I expected.

Somebody from Europe can correct if I'm wrong, but I've heard of something called a "Eurocut" popular in Germany -- they don't fully circumcise the penis, but they do snip a bit off the top of the foreskin, so that when the cock is getting erect, the foreskin withdraws completely. True or urban legend?

My rural US doctor did that to me.

My friend got that. We call it "the halfsy"!

The "end half" is the best part, stupid Eurocutters!

According to several comments on LSPG, he is also quite the sprayer. Apparently there are a few videos circulating.

Is this his father?

R91 we need to see those!!

It's twue, it's twue!

I wish former Olympic champion Nelson Evora gave us something like this when his career ended. His bulge was spectacular! I would pay good money to see that! Google him if you need a reminder

[quote]^Her vagina is a lot more elastic than an asshole.

Speak for yourself.

[quote]I'm not seeing foreskin, sadly, which I expected.

More than likely he's sporting a semi in all of the videos and his foreskin has already done a disappearing act. Anyone who thinks he's that size while completely flaccid are going to be disappointed.

[quote]Somebody from Europe can correct if I'm wrong, but I've heard of something called a "Eurocut" popular in Germany -- they don't fully circumcise the penis, but they do snip a bit off the top of the foreskin, so that when the cock is getting erect, the foreskin withdraws completely. True or urban legend?

You're an idiot, R87.

Nah, I'm slightly trimmed.

Looks like a pumper's dick.

Looks like he keeps it pulled back all the time. I saw the intact frenulum in one of his photos, no evidence of scarring. A practice called autocircumcision.

If R87 is talking about the low-loose circumcision that may be more prevalent in certain countries, that's still a full circumcision. It's incorrect to describe it as snipping "a bit off the top of the foreskin". It's still circumcision regardless of where you live.

No one says it wasn't, 'tard.

R92, I believe you are right! Here's a picture of Erik below. He looks like Horst Steinhagen. Germans don't necessarily have a problem with nudity. Can you imagine the two of them naked at a public lake?

And what part of "Eurocut" doesn't say "cut"?

"Shopped but red heads ALWAYS have huge cocks! Always!"

Sadly, that is not the case. This is from experience. Maybe some do, but others don't. Like every other generalization.

I bet his wife feels like the stuffed turkey at thanksgiving

A descendant of Hitler's master race breeding farms.

^They only fuck on Thanksgiving?

He shaved his pubes to make his dick look bigger.

^True. But also true that he filled out his swimsuits quite nicely before the big reveal. Must have been very awkward for him growing up. Surely, everyone around him was aware of THAT dick during his competitions etc., I imagine that it was a blessing and a curse at the same time

Still a whore.

Des he have a permit to carry that weapon?

Does^^

I really don't understand the fascination with ludicrously oversized hogs like that. Are you supposed to plan to enjoy that? I think that for 99% of folks, there really isn't that much you can do with such an enormous flabby meat tube. Yick.

I could take that with no problem R114.

You’re a whore, darlin.

I sucked off a guy with a cock like that about five years ago, but he was Cuban. He said he was totally "straight", and would not fuck me, which he never did. You have to get the right motion with your arm and hand to handle something like that, it ended up being amazing. I had never let a guy cum in mouth before that, but when he was about to cum the first time and pulled away to jerk off, I couldn't let go and furiously began sucking him until he came in my mouth. He had a friend who was bi and told me if I needed to be fucked, he would be up for a threesome and come by regularly with his friend who would fuck me while I blew him. It went on for a while but I ended up moving two years later and it's one of my only regrets.

I told a story about a redneck from W. Va that I tangled with one time. No matter how much I prepped ,when he stuck that thing in me I shit like a fire hydrant being opened. This guys cock was the closest Ive ever seen to that thing ! And my trick did get fully hard,it just took a little while. No way would I ever try to tangle with a dick that big again,them days are ovah !

tmi...whores!

Thats MR WHORE to you, Bitch !

I’m so glad that this guy has his own thread. I have been watching the video on the VPL thread but it kind of got lost there with nobody commenting. It’s an amazing clip, is it just me or does the first couple of inches of his cock appear slightly lighter than the rest of it.

r121, yes, it was mentioned at r73. It's more obvious on his pictures on OnlyFans -- there's a patch of bleached white skin at the base of his cock. I wonder what that's from.

[quote] It went on for a while but I ended up moving two years later and it's one of my only regrets.

Why regret it? Take a plane, train, or drive. Sounds like it's worth it.

Dressin' left

R121 Could it possibly be an implant scar? Lol. I still can’t believe that monster cock was unleashed from those tight and tiny speedos. I would give anything to watch him do that in real life, such a spectacular sight.

"there's a patch of bleached white skin at the base of his cock. I wonder what that's from."

Forgot to take off the cock ring while sunbathing.

It's nothing a tanning booth can't fix.

Huge cock wasted on fish.

He’s cute , that’s way too big and it looks fake I need to see it hard

I bet it doesn't get any bigger once erect.

I like him with a beard

What did he mean by this? Onlyfans collab? Did he fuck this basic whorish looking woman?

R129, it probably doesn't get erect.

"Surely, everyone around him was aware of THAT dick"

He could be a 'grower'. My ex's shriveled up like a grape when not in use.

How much more could it grow?

"I bet it doesn't get any bigger once erect."

I have no idea about this particular case, of course. But I went out with a guy who had a big, fat pinga (not THAT big, but very big). It was an utter (udder?) disappointment. He was very impressed with the fact that he was big, and when we tried to have sex he would swing it around like he was in some kind of show. But it never got hard. It was just a big, spongy, not very attractive piece of meat. There wasn't really anything to do with it. The fact that he was so proud of it kind of pissed me off. I mean there was no USE for it. So what was there to be proud of?

MARY ^

R135 That's like something out of The Twilight Zone if it were written by gays.