Sam Ashgari: Out and about and buying snacks!

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The photo posted at R3 reminds me of a waiter at Olive Garden

Was that from before or after the wedding? Because if it’s after, why is he already not wearing his ring and shouldn’t they be on their honeymoon?

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What's in the bag? Not condoms. Knock that bitch up, sexy Sam! Get that coin!

It used to be women got knocked up for the progeny gravy train. Now, it's himbos like Sam who pound home for the gold!

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He does a lot of shopping at convenience stores, and the Daily Fail is there!

R6 LOL! So he’s already not wearing his ring and already doing “errands” the day after instead of being with his new wife. How romantic!

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Careful, Sam.

You're a former fatty.

Just one snack purse away from Chrissy Metz.

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Even as a fatty, he was a HOTTIE.

Shaved legs....SISSY.

Waxed within an inch of his life

He’s beautiful. I hope he’s kind to her.

He has wet spots on the front of the red shorts.

Did you go in to take a leak, Sam?

I'm gonna keep that fat off of my man

by dancing and twirling around our living room in my sensible brown pumps!!!!!

[quote]Here is our Sam, buying SNACKS!

He’s certainly not snacking on Britney’s herpes-addled snatch.

Which Olive Garden R4?

I never see any sparks between them. She's always staring into the camera. And as attractive as he is, he doesn't radiate sexual energy. Maybe because he's a former fatty he never learned to seduce.

I think he's gay and she's naive and mentally ill.

He shaves his legs.

If blinds are to be believed, he's still committed to his ex-girlfriend and mother of his child.

Himbos, they’re just like us!

His hair is thinning….rapidly….

Fatty fatty fat fat.

Put down the snacks, tubby!

[quote]His hair is thinning….rapidly….

Hmmm, do y'all think I should invest the time to learn to spell his last name...

I think it might be foreign or something, and I'm really not too good with other languages...

and if he gets bald and fat...well...

Will he make her wear a burka?

[quote] Will he make her wear a burka?

Or a Burtka?

I don't mind wearing a burka...

as longer I can do wear my choker and dance and twirl in my sensible brown pumps!

Hopefully when he’s getting snacks he’s getting Brit some Monistat for her itchy cooter.

Do you think it's itchy, because I'm pregnant?

Y'all I think I'm pregnant!

Now, I'm going to do a dance in my sensible brown pumps, because I'm pregnant!

His hands are /not/ promising.

Making sure your hair is impeccable but not wearing a wedding ring before you go out in public raises a red flag. Luckily, I believe Britney and Sam signed off on a pre nup, so there's that.

Yes, I now I'm going to do my pre-nup dance and twirl in my sensible brown pumps.

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R4, i have never been to OG in my life, but I doubt any waiter is built or looks like him.

[quote] Out and about and buying snacks!

Check for Nutella and Bugles!

Fat whore.

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@r41, " i have never been to OG in my life, but I doubt any waiter is built or looks like him. "

Olive Garden is committed to bringing sexy back... 😂