What does pussy smell like?

Well I never in all my life!

Fishy and metallic - My friend had a heavy flow and would leave her tampons in the trash.

Smells like fish, tastes like chick-onnnnn

Didn't really smell like anything the few times I had reason to find out.

Why does Cheryl's pussy smell so rank. Yeast, STI, or a lingering not so fresh feeling?

Like coat hangers.

Like unwashed cock.

Like smegma

A healthy pussy never smells of fish. The fish smell is symptom of an STD and a sign something isn't right.

I'm shocked by how many on DL think pussy smells of fish! Are ya'll only trolling?

Do trolls only ever smell diseased pussy? In what situation do trolls keep sniffing STD-ridden pussy just to post about it on DL?

OP, why do you care? Are you thinking about transitioning? Just smell your dilator after the surgery.

OP, have you ever visited someone's home when you were really, really hungry and the host was a very good cook, baking the most delicious savory casserole you ever smelled? Well, now you know.

Like Pepé Le Pew suffering from uncontrolled leaky anal glands, dowsed in Summer’s Eve.

No one who asks this question on DL ever wants the real answer.

The real answer is that it smells good. Sorry that is so offensive to many here.

Much like male ass, it depends upon what the owner eats and who has been shoving their dick inside of it.

Freshly showered - no smell, tastes a little salty. Un-showered, or if the pubic hair is long - stale urine, fishy, rank.

like ass

No. Unwashed ass smells like shit.

Unwashed pussy smells like unwashed cock. Washed pussy, ass, or dick have no smell.

It's about hygiene, folks. Duh.

It depends on the overall health and diet of the female, the point she's at in her menstrual cycle (which, surprise, surprise, doesn't only include menstruation) and, the most obvious, hygiene.

As most have stated here, freshly showered, it smells like nothing and tastes mildly salty. Again, that is influenced by diet.

The fish comments are either just trolls being ironic, or individuals whose only experiences have been with extremely trifling females in poor health.

[quote]Fishy and metallic - My friend had a heavy flow and would leave her tampons in the trash.

See?

This, right here, is trifling. You're supposed to wrap that mess in newspaper, and then in a plastic bag and walk it to the dumpster immediately. Outside. Not leave it in the trash indoors, especially if you don't live alone. It's human waste, ffs.

Pussy doesn’t smell like used tampons, silly R2

It’s the sharp teeth you need to be concerned about.

Depends on the origin:

Spanish: Tacos

Chinese: Sushi

American: Beef Jerky

African American: Fried Chicken

Indian: Curry

One of my close straight friends and I tried alligator sausage a while back. I thought it was terrible, both fishy and gamey, but he ate all of them and said it was pretty much like eating a chick out.

Like rotting fish.

FTM smell the worst!

^ first hand experience, hearsay, or pulling it out of your (smelly) ass?

A tuna sandwich with just a quick squeeze of lemon.

Portia’s stinks. Like my mouth.

Why do you care, and are you 10?

Pussy should be eaten when it's fresh out of the shower. A girl has folds down there and if you're out dancing all night it's gonna get humid down there and will have a funky smell. Once clean with a washcloth and a liquid body wash you're ready to get eaten all night. That is my preference.

Why eat pussy at all? If i didn't have to i might have been bi.

Did some 12 year old boy borrow his daddy's credit card and get a DL membership to start this thread?

OP why don't you ask your mom or your grandma?

Mackerel

Bologna

Vile, I tell you, absolutely vile

What a bunch of bullshit answers. Pussy actually smells like Fritos.

Friskies seafood dinner

If you have a yeast infection it can smell like nothing or like like bread. If you have a bacterial infection/BV it can smell like nothing or it can smell like fish or hot garbage. Both are caused by changes in PH and bacteria imbalance. Yeast infections/BV and UTI’s can occur when you start having sex with someone new or from frequent sex. Even if the dick you are fucking is clean and disease free, a man’s PH levels on/in their dick and pre-cum/urine can destroy a woman’s vaginal PH.. PH levels can become imbalanced easily and unfortunately some people are more prone than others. Infections aren’t caused by lack of washing your vagina- although washing too much can cause a yeast infection . Washing with certain soaps can cause UTI’s. Not washing immediately after sex or not pissing immediately after sex can cause UTI’s. Hormonal changes and Antibiotic use especially certain antibiotics can cause really bad yeast infections and BV. BV can cause UTI’s. Antibiotics for UTI’s can cause BV and yeast infections. It can become a really hellish cycle and take quite a long time to get your PH and healthy bacteria back in balance after antibiotic use. A man’s diet can be the cause of a woman’s vaginal infections. It’s really fucked. But yeah a pussy with balanced PH and bacteria doesn’t smell like anything. I hope this was informative to somebody.

So do very many men--gay and straight--walk around all day wondering what pussy smells like? I really doubt women, especially lesbians, walk about thinking, oh, I wonder what a guy's dick smells like or oh, I wonder what his nut sack smells like. What gives with all the men--even gays--obsessed with what pussy smells like?

This board is obsessed with vaginal odor.

Like a 3-day old used condom.

Pepsi-Cola.

I would also like to add that mens diets can cause their dicks to smell. I used to hate blowing this one guy because his dick smelled like a urinal. I’m pretty sure it was because he was on a keto diet. Too much protein and/or not enough hydration. I have only rimmed one guy (he loved it) but his asshole tasted like nothing. Just clean. He kept his hole shaved and would wash right before and he was an incredibly hot Colombian guy so I never minded tounging his asshole. It smelled like Irish spring. So fresh.

I never noticed a smell when I fucked or ate pussy.

It smells like yo mamma OP!

I have never understood certain gay men's fascination with women's reproductive system. In sex ed in middle school, I closed my mind and thought of England when women's reproductive system was discussed, and didn't really understand it until I was well into my 20s. I had less than zero interest in it; sex was 1000% all about the male anatomy.

[quote]This board is obsessed with vagina

FTFY

We're trying to understand the voracious hunger for vagina our straight brethren are obsessed with, night and day. Pussy, titty, ass... why? If it's so great then why aren't all women lesbians?

OP here. Gay man. I’ve never been with a woman so I’m just curious. I know what a man’s ass smells like - heaven if it’s clean. And so I’m curious about the pussy scent. Not to try it, just to ask. This question wasn’t meant to be disparaging.

Umm, no one's ass smells like heaven no matter how clean.

Pussy only stinks if there is something medically wrong with the girl or someone has bad hygiene. Pussy in its natural state has no odor other than normal body stuff. Just like dick. If someone is sick or isn't washing their dick, it stinks.

[quote]Fishy and metallic - My friend had a heavy flow and would leave her tampons in the trash.

You were smelling the blood (and other menstrual discharge), not what a vagina smells like otherwise.

If her blood smelled like fish, she either had a bacterial infection or that weird condition that is a result from not being able to break down a specific amino acid (can't remember if it's that or an enzyme).

R54 Speak for yourself

There is a clean musky smell, and if things are going right, it’s an acidic organ- pH from 3.8 to about 4.5. Kinda fruit juicy and clean musky, like cantaloupe or a natural raw apple cider, just not sweet- if you’re lucky. Not clean, or with bacterial infections it can be bad. Sweat that’s stagnant and uncleanliness are not something you want to encounter “dowtown.”

As with anyone, washing up is a courtesy for both the recipient and the giver. Who wants to feel unclean?

Gays who are obsessed with vaginas suffer from vagina envy. They are bottoms, obviously.

Nah, r59, from personal experience, I disagree.

R50 You're a bottom with vaginal envy in denial. Women with penis envy also deny it.

[quote} What does pussy smell like?

What a stupid question. Not every vagina smells the same. And there are factors that can affect the smell; an STD, too tight pants or underwear, that sort of thing. If the OP really wants to know "what pussy smells like" he or she should eat out a few. That would certain be an educational experience.

Pussies get raped. Men are always kidnapping, raping and dumping their dead bodies.

The only men who get raped are Kevin Spacey's co-stars.

Depends on which way she wipes.

[quote]If the OP really wants to know "what pussy smells like" he or she should eat out a few. That would certain be an educational experience.

Whelp. Then OP is forever doomed to remain in the dark on this one. No decent female will just randomly agree to let some dude do this without putting in a lot of work (read: emotional investment/connecting) beforehand. And even then, bringing it up and/or proposing something so vile and bizarre would likely just get him thrown in the "creepy weirdo" category and subsequently blocked on all social contact platforms along with the straight guys dumb enough to shoot their awkward shots for completely different reasons.

He can't win.

His best bet is a hooker and to risk the dreaded disease-ridden "fish rot" quipped about ad nauseum on the DL. Then, at that point, it'd just be a self-fulfilling prophecy.

R65 Nah. I’ll stick to eating man ass. Guys will randomly let me eat that delicious hole. No commitment needed.

My first and longtime girlfriend's (before I became gay) always smelled clean and faintly of baby powder, really nice.

In college, I went to a social with a Phi Mu who got really drunk and insisted on fooling around late in the evening. I was pretty game for anything in those days if I liked the girl - and she had seemed nice enough before she got so drunk. I can't remember the exact smell well enough to describe it, but it was not good - just foul.

And the smell was pungent, it hit me in the face before I even got all the way down there.

I remember how shocked I was, because based on my other experiences, I just assumed they all smelled good.

In fairness, pussy smells are as different as asses.

I've been with some guys whose asses I could eat all night...

And then there are those times when you can smell a guy's ass before you even get to his dick - not good for me. That's usually when I say, "Hey let's a take a shower together."

My boyfriend George Glass says that my pussy smells like a delicious combination of Lemonheads and Now & Later candies.

He also says he can smell how vile and disgusting my sister Marcia's pussy is from across the rec room - he says he thinks it's because she's a nasty whore.

A lot of guys don't know how to wipe their asses. Talk about a turn off.

R67

[quote]before I became gay

Do you have any more jokes?

It smells like the great smell of Brut.

Do you know Marcia is into heavy petting?

I mean under her blouse and everything!

She acts so perfect but she's a real nasty slut in private - and not just with the famous boys like Desi Arnaz - she lets regular boys do just about anything too!

Spoiled meat

Fish

[...]

^ MARY!

I've known plenty of uber gay guys who love to make jokes about pussy, Summer's Eve, my Aunt Rose, etc

[quote]Spoiled meat

Not spoiled - more like Spam.

[quote]I've known plenty of uber gay guys who love to make jokes about pussy, Summer's Eve, my Aunt Rose, etc

Is Aunt Rose any relation to your Aunt Flo?

[...]

Since gay men have had the aroma of shit wafting up to their nostrils a lot more than others have, I'd say they aren't that sensitive to unpleasant odors...

What’s the obsession with vagina odors? DL isn’t a fucking “Summers Eve” commercial.

OP, find a woman, smell her vagina, and find out.

[quote]why can't gay men have vagina free zones? Everyone else gets their spaces, but gay men can't have their spaces without vagina and straight sex conversations?

The smell of estrogen triggers her.

Don't worry, your doctor will give you all the estrogen you need when you reach that time of your transition.

[...]

^ Double MARY!!

A cunt smells like rotting dead fish.

Original GATORADE

[...]

^ Wow, you're a little hellcat aren't you?

I tell you what...if you'll settle down, I'll slide my big cock into your little twat and you'll feel a lot better.

Pusshy.

It smells like when you open that package of ground beef, pussy is just raw meat anyway.

Fish and shit

[quote] We're trying to understand the voracious hunger for vagina our straight brethren are obsessed with, night and day.

Why? They're not trying to understand your voracious hunger for man ass. In fact, they'd rather not think about it at all.

[quote]Why? They're not trying to understand your voracious hunger for man ass. In fact, they'd rather not think about it at all.

You know, you're a lot cuter when you use that mouth of yours to eat out my butt, baby.

Fascinating how a gay male board seems to be be so interested about lady nether parts. There’s even a thread on the tampon shortage.

Thanks boys, for all your concern.

R61, I'm vers. What I love about bottoming is both the physical pleasure and the knowledge that I am a man getting fucked in the ass by another man. There's no vagina envy whatsoever.

R61, I'm vers. What I love about bottoming is both the physical pleasure and the knowledge that I am a man getting fucked in the ass by another man. There's no vagina envy whatsoever.

[quote][R77] why can't gay men have vagina free zones?

Why don't you ask that question to your self-professed fellow gay brethren who keep bringing this shit up such as OP?

He's the one suggesting he eats man ass because men are "easier" and don't require commitment like women, while simultaneously still wondering what pussy smells like for some crazy-ass reason (see: r66).

You’re all obsessed with pussy because you wish you had one!!!

[quote]Fascinating how a gay male board seems to be be so interested about lady nether parts. There’s even a thread on the tampon shortage.

[quote]Thanks boys, for all your concern.

Males, regardless of sexual orientation, are basically programmed to objectify our bodies for their own amusement. Straight, bi, and gay men just have different motivations for their objectification, but it's still what they do.

Absolutely you would not see dick and man parts discussed this frequently on a lesbian board. Even a straight woman board wouldn't do it as much as DL and other male dominated boards. This is a male problem. Not all of them, but, damn it, certainly most of them.

Testosterone's a helluva drug.

First comes the blood then comes the boys. The boys! They all want to know where that smell comes from. Sniffing around like dogs.

Gay men suffer from pussy envy!

Flappy fish market.

R85 is DARKMINGELORD, off his tourette's meds again.

Oh, and OP is fucking lying about not trolling on this issue, or he would have gone to the 300 other threads where this and related "women are nasty" topics are discussed, or he would have targeted his question to DL's resident Lesbian Ladies Auxiliary.

Why would a big gay OP expect the gold star gays here to know anything about the topic except what they project in their revulsed nightmares?

R89 You need to chill the fuck out. Im the OP, and I’m a gay man who was just curious to ask the question. I don’t want to eat pussy in real life, I just asked because I was curious. It’s not homophobic to ask that question.

Every woman I have been with had a cooch that smelled like fish. It never tasted like chicken.

fraus and cunts be gone! If you don't like it here, go somewhere that cares what you think

Okay, I have experience with exactly two pussies, lol. One was as described - smelled slightly musky and was a bit salty. The other one, I must admit, smelled really nice. I'm trying to think what it reminded me of - a bit like ground almonds and slightly like roses. I would go down just to sniff it - it was that nice. Also it's owner was nice :)

[quote] A cunt smells like rotting dead fish.

You mean it smells like your ass and armpits?

R107, if it smelled like fish, why did you taste it?

R111, I didn’t know any better. Relative inexperience, and as I said, they all smelled like fish. I have always enjoyed fish and seafood, so the repulsion wasn’t visceral and immediate.

A normal healthy vagina does not smell like fish. A fishy smelling one is indication of uncleanliness or some kind of trouble down there, like a yeast infection.

It's more likely bacterial vaginosis that leads to a fishy smell. A yeast infection would smell like bread.

So, r113, I guess that means the likely very few females r107 has ever been with were infected and had subpar personal hygiene. Imagine those odds.

We should condole him.

It smells like roses, Rose.

[quote] , I guess that means the likely very few females [R107] has ever been with were infected and had subpar personal hygiene. Imagine those odds.

A lot of women don't smell April fresh down there. It's not uncommon. Perhaps R107 was not very discerning when it came to coming into contact with vulvas.

I'm reminded of some Oprah show where the subject was women's health. An Asian woman, an ob gyn, had this to say to women getting a vaginal exam: "WASH!" It would seem she must have had quite a few unpleasant experiences with women who didn't bother to do that before getting a pelvic exam. No wonder she was so adamant about it.

Oh, I know. Like I said before, those kind of women are trifling. Especially if they expose anyone else to that mess knowing full well they have a "clinical issue" going on and/or need to wash their ass.

Aestheticians have the same horror stories. Some women will come in for a Brazilian wax and have a whole, rancid, landfill situation going on in their downtown region.

It's trifling. Full stop. I said what I said.

R113 what does it mean if it smells like fish and shit??

[quote] what does it mean if it smells like fish and shit??

A fishy vaginal odor can be causes by a lot of factors. Here are some of them:

Bacterial vaginosis

Trichomoniasis. or some other STD

Pelvic inflammatory disease

Excessive sweating

Unhealthy diet

Poor hygiene

Tampon left in too long

Menstrual cycle

^^^What about shit??

[quote] ^^^What about shit??

I've never heard of any vagina smelling like "shit." Assholes, but not vaginas.

It smells like love. End of thread.