Aaron Rodgers Has New Girlfriend Named ‘Blu Of Earth’ Who Claims To Be A Witch

You’ve got to be kidding. You know what they say….women always have a fat or ugly girlfriend so that they appear more attractive by comparison.

Works with crazy people too.

She can’t figure out why Aaron keeps telling her to prove she’s a witch by growing a penis.

Women who claim to be witches might as well wear a sign that they're borderline personality disordered psychos. Kind of goes hand in hand. And Rogers is such a lame homo.

QAron.

FAG.

Every time I think I have a chance to become Mrs. Aaron Rogers, he pulls the rug out under my feet.

Onion, right?

r6

Was he blindfolded as he scraped the bottom of the barrel?

Personally, I couldn't choose a better way for this urine drinking, clay-eating closet case to announce all of his oars are in the water than to announce he's "dating" a witch.

He couldn't look more gay than in the pic at OP's link. He looks like a fatter Freddie Mercury.

r10

I always get a little thrill when idiots who have blocked me type my post number because they still can't help themselves, like toddlers.

Hi, idiot at R11...cuz I know you're going to do it again!

Aging sucks. There was a time when I would have furiously sucked the cum out of him.

r12

Bwahahaha. Thanks for the laugh, idiot at R14.

Poor miserable thing.

R13, the outside is finally matching the inside, unfortunately. I wonder how long this contract will last.

She should be able to tell you R17. Being a witch and all.

In sportsballs, is Aaron considered a special?

This is her Instagram.

R2, you are a Wizard of words! WW for life!

She fucks him with her broomstick while he screams "Surrender Dorothy!"

Witchy women.

Isn’t this guy an outspoken critic of religion?

R20: "This is her Instagram."

Looks like she just dumped her last warlock a few weeks ago, from the May 19th post: "The post that you never want to have to write… we are consciously uncoupling."

Is he dialing up the crazy to distort?

Good.

Cast a spell on Rodgers that he more often hands the ball off to create running game rather than passing all the time.

Just move the fucking chains. Never mind throwing it down the field on 3rd and short.

Selfish , arrogant anti vax pig

I'd sooner believe she's a witch than he's hetero, that's for damned sure

She's no Samantha Stevens, that's for sure.

This will end in tears . . . and the casting of spells.

He hired his astrologist fag hag now

Already, the Samantha Stevens shrine has been desecrated.

Also, too, iphone ios upgrades have removed (that has three syllables (accent on”LAH”)) my automatic period.

I'm Christine O'Donnell and I'm not a witch

Does she also believe that covid is a hoax?

I have issues of my own for sure, but I was his hottest hired beard and I negotiated the best contract compared to Shailene and this latest spectacle. What amateurs.

This beard is a real downgrade. I mean, Shailene is a kook but at least she's famous

Her last bf had gayface

He can’t seem to get anything right. He is rich as fuck, and can do better. The Green Bay fans are Christians, and they are going to be freaked out by him dating a witch. He needs to find one of those women who is just happy to have babies, get a check, and fake it long term. He should ask for the Melania special.

I know a couple witches. They’re quite normal people and are well aware that people react to the word with the kind of hysteria seen in this thread, so they’ll either say they’re pagans or Wiccans or won’t say it at all.

What I object to is the middle school-level writing in the article. Rogers “got a new girlfriend for himself.” Okay, but were we really concerned that he might be trafficking women to other guys and this needed to be assured that the girlfriends he “gets” are “for himself” and not for johns?

"He needs to find one of those women who is just happy to have babies, get a check, and fake it long term. He should ask for the Melania special."

Should have gone with Julianne Hough

[quote]I know a couple witches. They’re quite normal people and are well aware that people react to the word with the kind of hysteria seen in this thread,

I must have missed all of the "hysteria" in this thread. Snark, yes, but what else would anyone expect?

omg

[quote] omg

Dyatlov right?

[quote]She claims that she is a witch and medicine woman.

This is the only medicine woman I know.

Who knew witches also have their own version of the prosperity doctrine?

Oh yea… she’s definitely gonna fuck his life up. Hope he’s ready to be with her forever

Aaron makes our ovaries ovulate!

Faggot!

I watched a YouTube video with him in it recently and the comments were mostly about him being in the closet. So if he came out, almost no one would be shocked.

I'm shocked that there's a Patreon involved. Shocked!

For $11.11/month, you get nothing. For $33.33, you get podcast outtakes, book recommendations, and "gene keys" lessons.

The ex was one of Logan Paul's live-in....whatever they are.

He’s a real man, a pussy hound, a panty moistener! You can tell by his hairy hands.

Hey, Aaron, just watch out for the mother... Ask me how I know

R38: Yeah, she definitely has a type.

So he’s got a thing for borderline personalities? I think he’s afraid to be who he is, so he finds women to give him a personality. They WANT a man to boss around. And so on.

^ I've given up on what Aaron Rodgers wants. I doubt he'll ever face who he really is

The hunk in the lower left corner of the photo in r43 is the one knocking boots with Aaron I bet.

That's what I was thinking, too, R58

R51 Haha. I've never given a cent to a Patreon. I find them to be mostly used by people who don't want to earn money through conventional means.

I mean, I can't blame them for the hustle. A fool and his money is soon parted, after all.

The guy at r43 is hot.

I had no idea he wasn’t with Shailene anymore. His beards all bleed into one another.

He probably wanted some starlet as the new beard but no one wants to deal with hot mess Aaron anymore except the crazies

"Witches" are just a half-step up from "abductees".

A witch? Maybe she has a spell to cast out the gay?

She’s in good shape, but she’s old. She’s got those smoker’s lines around her lips.

[quote]She’s in good shape, but she’s old. She’s got those smoker’s lines around her lips.

Aaron or Witchiepoo?

There’s this documentary called “Sex Magic: Manifesting Maya”. It’s about this hippy-dippy dude (somewhat handsome with a beautiful body) who’s into sexual healing and all this new age stuff.

If you strip away all the granola word salad, he’s basically a sex addict and con artist. The people in this world are just as greedy and amoral as any douchebro Wall Street yuppie. It’s really interesting to see it exposed subtly.

Anyway, this woman reminds me of those manipulative people who act wise, but they’re after money and sex like anyone else.

Is it possible that a guy can be in denial, honestly believing himself (completely) straight?

[quote]Is it possible that a guy can be in denial, honestly believing himself (completely) straight?

You're joking, right?

Didn't he know Shakira recently became available? I don't know if Rodgers is a step up or down, but at least he looks like Gerard Pique. Bonus: she's used to cheating.

I think he noticed no one was talking about him at DL, so he got the new gf to make it back on this board. I guess bad gossip is better than no gossip at all.

Best wishes, Aaron. May this one work out for you.

R72.

R71, I do have standards!

Does she blow him . . . kisses in the wind?

She seems thoroughly nutty, but also doesn't seem like she thinks she's a real witch, but a social media witch for photo ops and branding. Which, to me, is even worse than someone who thinks they're a witch. Genuine witches are interesting. This lady is a cut-rate wannabe influencer.

When he's gonna settle down, get married and have kids like he always wanted to?

Still gay....next.

Stunning and brave.

@r77, "When he's gonna settle down, get married and have kids like he always wanted to? "

As soon as Nick gets a divorce 😜

He touches men with much more ease than he touches a woman.

^ I'll say

[quote]I know a couple witches. They’re quite normal people

Um... No.

He shopped at the Dollar Store version of Beards R Us

Inflation affects us all today. I wanted Irina Shayk as a beard but she cost too much, so I settled for this hag

Aaron seems to have trouble getting his beards to stick around. You get what you pay for.

If she's a witch, then he's obviously akin to Dumbledore, but without the powers and intelligence

Why does he feel he needs a ‘girlfriend’? Who cares?

R88 = Joy Behar

Imagine how much this man must hate himself that he would rather beard with a freakshow than just admit he likes men. That is some serious self-hate.

R90, he's a Joe Rogan, anti-vaxxer, deplorable douchebag. Why are you surprised?

[quote]Women who claim to be witches might as well wear a sign that they're borderline personality disordered psychos.

Considering he can’t stand to be alone for more than 5 minutes (even if it’s just with a beard/friend), he could very well be a borderline as well. He seems very scared to be with his own company.

The talk here in Wisconsin is that Aaron needs a witch to get Green Bay to the Superbowl 😂

She put a spell on him!

R70 Now that's telling them like it is, Cuz.

Before the radical self-sovereignty, medicine song, and gene keys, she was just a deaf British girl trying to claw her way out of Florida and get to LA.

Aaron, having spent a lifetime absorbing Q-papa’s beliefs, is probably a true believer in what she’s selling.

This could get interesting.

[quote]Before the radical self-sovereignty, medicine song, and gene keys, she was just a deaf British girl trying to claw her way out of Florida and get to LA.

How is she deaf when she talks in her bio about her British accent?

In any case, Aaron is a pathetic closet case loser who deserves the misery the closet brings.

Have you heard her speaking voice?

[quote]Blu gets candid about her struggle with finding out that she was going deaf, and the gift that she has found within it.

The pap strolls must be soul crushing.

#86, after they get tired of pegging him they move on.

I can't imagine how bad he smells. He always looks dirty and greasy.

R98 I’ll take your word for it. I don’t want to give her video clicks.

Can you imagine how fucked up he must be in the head to not realize everyone already knows he likes cock?

Kevin had a Matters peek. It’s been all downhill since then.

Not only is his personality repulsive, but he looks repulsive as well. The only way he can get people to put up with him is to pay people to hang around him

Do you think Aaron fingers his butthole while fantasizing about sex with men?🤨

When you order a beard off Wish

When Aaron was doing some stupid golf tournament last week, he was being interviewed beforehand and one of the questions was, “What would your spirit animal be?” And he said a dolphin and said because “If you know about the mating patterns of a dolphin…” And then just stopped as if we’re supposed to figure it out and then everyone started laughing and then he said “They have a lot of pleasure in their life,” with a sly smile.

Well, I didn’t know what the mating habits of a dolphin are so I googled it, and what do you know - one interesting fact is that there are a lot of male dolphins that are bisexual!😄 Was this his way of hinting?

Here was the interview (go to the 10:40 minute point in the video).

And in Australia, a lot of dolphins aren’t bisexual, but just plain gay!

I'd say it's more of a Freudian slip than an admission. He hasn't spent all this time in the closet, just to purposely out himself with a softball Barbara Walters question about what kind of animal he is. Accidentally, though, that I could see.

Aaron Rodgers is not that self-aware to connect to whatever he thinks a dolphin might be. He probably thinks dolphins are kind of cool, like him 😂

R111 You might be right. Another fact about dolphins I found out is that apparently mating only takes 10 seconds.😳 He really should have thought twice about his answer!

Aaron, they’re all gonna laugh at you!

Lock up your eels!

[quote]David Linden, professor of neuroscience at John Hopkins University in Baltimore, observed the male bottlenose dolphin had found "perhaps the most creative form of animal masturbation" - wrapping a live wriggling eel around its penis.

R115 The man took horse dewormer when he was sick with COVID, so eels aren’t that far fetched.

Next week on CDAN: "This permanent A+ list sports star was overheard saying he liked to masturbate with eels."

R117 You forgot “while dressed in a dolphin costume.”

^^ I am HOWLING at these last posts!

Cross-porpoises - bisexual

I like Blu.

Not only is there limited inventory of housing in this economy, but of beards as well.

Whenever I see Aaron and other closeted gay celebrities doing pap strolls or showing up on the red carpet, their eyes are so dead looking. They might be smiling, but their eyes are not…

Aren’t the Dolphins a sports team? Was he saying he likes man sex in the showers with the Dolphins?

😆😆

Who Aaron thinks of when he's with the witch.

Aaron should get back with harry styles.

^ Looks like Harry had a gay old time in Green Bay 😂

R126, who is that guy?

Since they both allegedly have hygiene issues, Aaron and Harry are well suited to one another.

^ Stinky bros before hos 🤮

R129 His coach. Don’t you watch football?

^ Found the manly dude-bro football fan 😂

A highly entertaining CDAN blind item:

[quote] So, these two A+ list QB's play a televised golf match together and the married one tells the single one how he credits his wife's former witchcraft rituals for keeping him playing so long and the next week the single one and goes and finds himself a witch? Tom Brady/Gisele Bündchen/Aaron Rodgers

Does Aaron clean his hole?

R127 I have no clue if either one is gay but both of them have much more chemistry with men.

Do you think his farts and shits smell really bad with that weird diet he has?

The remora does it, R135.

R138 😂😄🤣😆

Dolphins Evolve Opposable thumbs

R140 That’s from The Onion…

I was aware of that when I posted it, r141.

R142 The Onion isn’t funny.

In my experience, it used to be, r143. That dolphin article goes way back.

R143 isn't funny

Why hasn’t Aaron Rodgers posted anything in support of Pride Month?🏳️‍🌈

Lol you know why 🫦

Aaron took a huge step got his first tattoo ever.

It seems to be mystically inspired by his new girlfriend that some call a witch, others call a hippie-type/medicine woman.

A source says:

[quote] “Aaron’s girlfriend Blu gave him some ideas on what the Tattoo should be, and they came up with the concept together."

Aaron explains:

[quote] “There’s a deep and meaningful story and connection to absolutely each element of this art piece, and I’ll share a little more about that one day."

Story at link.

Nothing fucks like crazy. Ugly people can't be choosy.

Maybe at this point it wouldn't be so bad if he would just bring home a boyfriend. Maybe we could deal with that. Witchcraft, elf ears, blue hair, not so much.

I don’t even find him worth laughing at anymore. He’s just a pathetic sack of deplorable shit.

I get him and Aaron Hernandez confused, so I'm always surprised when I see a thread.

I know now - Hernandez was the guy who killed people.

Dude.

R154 madam

[quote] When Aaron was doing some stupid golf tournament last week, he was being interviewed beforehand and one of the questions was, “What would your spirit animal be?” And he said a dolphin and said because “If you know about the mating patterns of a dolphin…”

The Washington Post recently posted this article: "Queer Animals Are Everywhere. Science Is Finally Catching On."

From the article concerning bottlenose dolphins-

[quote] Bottlenose dolphins also use sex to reinforce their social alliances, in their case between males. Outside of mother-calf bonds, unions between males are the only stable social unit in their society. Dolphin males will partner for life, and the pair will occasionally bring in a female to mate before going their own ways.

[quote] It wasn’t until recent years that a prominent field site in Shark Bay, Australia, established just how those males cement their alliances: frequent and acrobatic sex, an average of 2.38 times an hour. (As one gay weekly newspaper joked, “Grindr has announced a new gay cruising app for dolphins, called Flippr.”)

I'm sure he didn't mean this when he said his spirit animal is a dolphin, but he should have chosen more carefully.

[quote]I'm sure he didn't mean this when he said his spirit animal is a dolphin

Are you REALLY sure?

Never a sign of stability. Jim Morrison was also into witches.

Aaron's family are a bunch of fundie Christians, maybe having a witch beard is his way of telling them, "See, the Gay thing isn't so bad after all, is it?"

I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up getting fleeced out of a lot of money eventually from one or more of the weird people he surrounds himself with these days.

WURK

I’m so happy I’m atheist.

Thank you Jesus! 🙏🏽

The panic room in his house is a closet.

R163, that was a good one lol but my friend swears he was the best she ever had in the bedroom.