Anne Murray - Hottest Night of the Year

The record company told Anne to wear something crotchless for the album cover.

Anne always had interesting fashion choices.

if i were wearing a big ol sweater on the hottest night of the year, I'd take my panties off too. Gotta keep the folds moist and cool during the summer.

i bet her pussy was gross from being so hot n sweaty.

Canadian whore.

delicious pussy! yummy!

For some reason R5 made me laugh out loud.

I still prefer her coldest night of the year big ass fur.

Scissor ready.

It’s stupid to call your shitty album Hottest Night of the year and stand there pantless. It’s like the record company was trying to convince her to act sexy for once in her life and stir up some record sales and she hadn’t a motherfucking clue how to do it. So she said fuck it and took off her pants and told the photographer to hurry up and snap a pic before she changed her mind.

Bless you r 8! One of my favorite videos of all time - "Now and Forever," where Anne tried to do a "sexy" image.

R10. That’s hilarious!

Was she in Miami?

Anne's album covers were always interesting.

Interesting as in ridiculous or boring

Her prized possession was her lover’s pussy

Pants only get in the way of spontaneous scissoring with her lady friends.

Very lez.

Anne bringing sexy back:

Resting while on a hike

Glen totally wanted that pussy

When it’s the hottest night of the year this summer I won’t do it half-assed like Anne did on her album cover. I’ll be completely naked.

I’m gonna wear a wool sweater and no pants! Because I’m hot!

R20 resting on a hike looking like a man

A wool sweater and no pants are considered sexy time clothes in Canada. She got it at Frederick’s of Halifax.

Sex kitten!

Has there ever been a dykier "straight" woman than Anne Murray?

Str8 my ass!

I wonder if she puts her pants back on for the coldest night of the year??

I went to see her in concert one time when her Croonin’ album was out. I can’t think of the song title but I swear I heard her sing “Lord knows we ain’t got money, I’m so in love with your pussy”.

Do you think Anne is wearing something crotchless?

Years ago Murray was in a magazine, I think People, saying that problems in her marriage had contributed to her daughter's anorexia. She was separated or divorced by then and the piece was accompanied by a photo of Anne and a good (lady, of course) friend hanging out at home. They wore pants but it might've been a hot night indeed once the photographer left.

Anne loves golf!

^^^Is that Anne or Guy Fieri?

Once a gym teacher, always a gym teacher.

Why doesn’t she come out already??

I think this means she has been outed:

"Golf For Women magazine named Murray the world's best female celebrity golfer, noting her 11 handicap."

[quote] Anne wears a big ass sweater

A misuse of the Canadian language

Anne has always insisted she didn’t have an affair with Dusty.

she could look feminine when she felt like it but usually, she didn't.

Bitch put your pants on! I’m eating dinner over here!

I can see her pussy from behind..

I went to an Anne Murray concert, in the 2000s. I thought she was wonderful. She wore a classy black dress. I expected a soft butch lesbian outfit, with cowboy boots. I love her music and became a fan in the late 1970s. Anne retired shortly afterwards. Her daughter, Dawn, performed, as well. She's very talented.

We all need some pseudo-lesbian pantless innuendo for this July night! Thank God for Anne Murray circa 1982!

wth thinks of anne murray in 2022?

andrea martin as anne murray

This cover is awful

But that's my favourite velour track suit, R47!

R47 most of her album covers were cringe worthy

I consider her my 'sister from another mother'.

Omg Lynn Sherr and Anne Murray were twins

r47's album cover since he's apparently unable to direct link to a pic....

She looks pretty good as a woman

Why in hell did the record company let her go pantless? Do you know all of the mental anguish this has brought me over the past 40 years??

Don't forget about when Anne changed her image for a hot minute in the '80s!

I always thought Lynn Sherr was a big dyke but I guess she was married for 20 years to some guy and was widowed by him.

She has that same lesbian adjacent quality that Anne Murray has.

Her hose is so dark it looks like she’s wearing brown leggings.

No wonder she went pantsless... Poor Anne looks like she has been going through menopause since she was 18.

[quote] big ass fur.

R8 That fur she's wearing must have been skinned from a VERY hairy ass. An old Greek or Middle-Eastern ass?

Lmfao r59!!

Big ass furs were a thing in the 80s. That video is a scream.

Goddamit Anne likes a sweat suit.

Anne probably would have used Lume if it had been available in 1981.

I bet Anne loved pussy

Your post made me laugh out loud, OP. Thanks.

Well, it's hot as hell outside. Anne Murray is pantless with that big-ass sweater on. Go figure.

It’s a hot ass night. Better finger that clit really fast bitch.

Hot lesbian pussy

Pantshlessh

Anne's gotta do Mama Morton before "Chicago" finally closes.

R47: Where Do You Go When Van Halen Gives You Some Leftover Cherubs and Mickey Rourke Gives You a Gently-Used Track Suit?

i was violently man-mounted to this song in 1999 somewhat against my will.

He said this song made him HORNY AS HELL.

And I said, this song makes EVERYONE HORNY AS HELL- ITS ANNE MURRAY FOR CHRISTSAKE! ITS A SEX SONG!

And he took me and mounted me to the beat of this song.

I said NO!!!!! but then I said whatever.

I was never the same after this.

Anne's tracksuit cover is a homage to one of her favorite sports movies. And, yes, she really was a phys ed teacher before she started her singing career.

Goddamned Anne gets me hot!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been fingering myself to Anne and this SONG for days. With no end in sight!

It's the HOTTEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR!!!!

It’s too fucking hot to easer that long ass sweater! Go naked!

She wore a long sweater to cover up her huge TESTICLES.

R75 -- Hi Rosie!

I bet Anne is sweating

I figure it’s the right time to drag this shit out again since it’s so hot out and Anne isn’t wearing pants on the album cover.

Lezzer

When I get hot I go nude