Check out Joan Van Ark latest look, rather frightening

Damn, her cameltoe is a full on clam slam.

"Joan Van Ark spotted for the first time in over three years" - The Daily Fail

Nonsense. Valeeene was on a KNOTS LANDING reunion in STARS IN THE HOUSE, October 2020.

What - exactly - did she have done to her face?

A good excuse to continue masking 😱😱😱

Wow in not a good way. Also that white chalky makeup is not doing her any favors.

THAT is a HUGE gap!

her knees are wider that her thighs.

She looks absolutely gorgeous! Good for her!

R8 is Helen Keller.

Wow. She is a life long runner and holy fuck- STOP RUNNING!!!!

And that filler shit around her upper cheek/eyes, truly looks like Rocky Dennis.

Kind of similar to the awesome Lee Grant.

I hope they both live to 100+. Decent chicks.

Her makeup is bad because her eyesight is bad. I've seen this in older women before. I hope she wasn't driving herself.

She looks like Jane Fonda's kid sister!

She looks as if she is suffering from dementia. That isn't sarcasm, she truly does.

78, she's still better looking than Madge.

Poor Val.

Sometimes you just wanna hug someone close and gently break their neck.

Those ears though...

Family Guy on Joan Van Ark

Hello boys and ghouls! It's me, The Crypt Keeper

This is a public service announcement for the DataLoungers who think botox and filler will age well

I think she looks GREAT!

Leave the poor woman alone. She's done enough damage to herself and doesn't need us doing anymore.

She looks totally normal for being seventy-eight.

...and you wonder why Joan Van Ark doesn't go out more frequently.

She looks ill. Like really ill.

I think she tremendous

She does go out regularly. The Daily Mail simply means this is the first time in three years someone bothered to snap her.

She guest judged on Drag Race, Hunty.

She was very pretty ca. 1970.

What is the dark band of skin at her hairline?

Oh, Sweetpea!

@r29, "She was very pretty ca. 1970. "

So was I 🙄

[quote]So was I 🙄—ElderGay

Pics please.

This is what she looked like 8 years ago. What do you think she should look like now?

Why did she and the other Knots Landing broads get all of this plastic surgery? It does not make them look younger. It does not make them look more attractive and it does not get them more acting parts.

@r33, "Pics please. "

Well, ok... 🙄

R23 = 18 years old.

She looks severely anemic for one thing. And if you think she looks 'normal' for 78, tell that to Donna Mills, who is 81.

Joan is what a normal eighty year old looks like.

Donna is not representative of what a normal eighty year old looks like.

Wow, 9 minutes into the reunion video at R2, Ted Shackelford looks about 110. Makes Joan -- who's conveniently the furthest away from her computer -- look 60.

She's had far too much plastic surgery over the years and is too thin. As someone else already noted, she has been a big running enthusiast for entire adult life practically.

She already had started with the plastic surgery before that 1970 pic above. Here she is with her original face.

If I have silver skin, skeletal legs, and a huge bulge on the side of my face at 80, please kill me. She’s looked like a freak for at least a couple decades…it’s got nothing to do with being 80.

Jokes aside (poor Val!) she looks miserable. These are not the clothes of an 80-year-old. She must think she still is still a hot cougar.

That's the thing R41. Makes one wonder if she has some sort of body dismorphic disorder (even before the synthetic fillers), or...is she COLORBLIND?

Fillers? Yes she has some and LOTS of botox - but it's that terrible nose job and burn victim chemical peels that destroyed her face. Of course she has an eating disorder. We can see her skeleton through her spandex. No one has cancer for 40 years!

Are you fuckers blind? What is that growth and accompanying indentation on the side of her head (viewers' right, her left unless the photo was reversed)?

Up close, 3 years ago at an convention.

The word love is visible under her hair in the picture at our 46. Is that darkness around her hairline tattooed on to create some kind of definition?

Admittedly I’ve never spent a lot of time studying pictures of John Van Ark, but I’m even noticing in the older pictures from Knots Landing, she was using brown make up to to frame her face around the edges.

The lump is super weird and scary. She’s obviously quite ill. Somehow.

Weird lump— not word love ^

That’s what happens when I voice to text.

What does she wanna weigh, zero?

I don't care if she shaves her head and grows a tail. That's Valene Ewing, and she a fucking goddess.

Hopefully the twins and their respective families will help Val out since she's sick. I'm sure they're quite loyal to their mother what for the ordeal they suffered as infants. Thankfully I was there to help.

Numerous plastic surgeries do not age well. Very few people manage to look normal as they enter their senior years after having had more than one of two such surgeries. I would rather look like a normal aging person my age than look like an space alien trying to look younger.

People hate Paltrow, but she's letting age do its thing. I like her.

Who is Valeen?

She mostly looks like....a 78 year old woman.

Her hair should be shorter and her makeup less white, which would de-emphasize her bad work.

R45, I thought it's only me but yeah, what is that thing? I thought it just shadows maybe but could it be actually cheek filler that's gone astray?

Looks like anorexia which will have caused her to get osteoporosis over the years.

honestly, i just hope i make it to 78

Plastic surgery mishap.

There really needs to be a horror movie about a reclusive plastic surgery mistake monster.

Cutting edge technology means she is probably growing a new nose or fresh skin on the side of her head for future transplant.

Skinny bitch is still married after 56 years and can squat down to pick up dropped coins - she's doing alright!

Jesus Christ, she looks like the walking dead.

It appears the lump is covered in beige bandaging. I agree it might be a filler or plastic surgery mishap.

It's called glamor!

She looks like ET.

Jesus! Joan has NOT been in isolation for three years! In fact, she, Donna and Michele had a panel discussion and a meet and greet for fans in Palm Springs just a few months ago.

I know because I was there and Joan didn't sound or look any different than she had in years, certainly not ill.

That "lump" appears to be a clump of hair that came loose from her ponytail. But since this is Datalounge, ion course the immediate assumption is that she's Quasimodo.

She looks like a freak, lump or not. Figures they'd love her in Palm Springs.

Sadly like all elder folks she's loosing condition. You can see it in Her Maj the Queen.

In the B&W pic, before all the plastic surgery, she looks like Chloe Sevigny.

Some heavy long bangs on her forehead and around her jaws would really help!

A Knot has Landed on the side of her head.

I just looked at the photos again and there is definitely a large lozenge-shaped flesh colored bandage on her right temple covering something bulbous underneath.

Actually, her left temple.

R64 is the REAL star of Knots Landing- Stacy Galina.

I am not going to say anything mean or nasty about this poor woman, but I will say something about someone who is young enough to take the criticism..... Joan is looking very Celine Dionish in the photos.

She looks like an old lady version of Zira in Planet of the Apes.

I think that Joan's looks haven't changed a bit since we worked on our TV show together. What are you talking about!?

Looks like the aftermath of a bad facelift. Also, the woman is 78.

Those boots look like the kind you go fly fishing in, her hair is 3 different shades of blonde and that purse looks like it weighs 30 lbs.

She looks like a crazy homeless lady.

iT'S Called "aging", Rose.

Look into it, darling.

.,.,

Long COVID?

No idea who she is, but I imagine she has a house filled with talismans and totems woven from twigs and branches and adorned with feathers and crystals.

R82 Or all white / minimalist. Plus, a fridge full of bottled water and individually cleaned and pressed lettuce leaves.

Who told her that leggings look good on 78yo legs?

That woman needs a make-over from an individual she can trust. Even if the face lift cannot be reversed there is still a lot that can be done. Different shade for the hair, new make up for sure, then some sporty, age appropriate clothes. It's not that difficult to bring back some normalcy.

That is a cruel article, even for Daily Mail.

She has always worn that white 1960's circus trapeze artist make-up.

She is way too old to be dressing like a teenager.

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I may be fat but at least I don't look like the Cryptkeeper!

I remember standing behind a woman who dressed like her in line somewhere. The blonde hair and youthful clothing had me thinking it was some 20-year old. When she finally turned around and I saw it was an 80-year old woman I let out an audible gasp to which made her self-conscious that she covered her face and turned back around. Women that age should not be dressing in overly youthful clothing.

Who here keeps saying she looks like a normal 78-year old woman? I live on the Upper East Side and see women who look like JVA occasionally, it’s still not normal. There are plenty of old ladies in my building and none of them look like this. Interestingly, quite a few oldies (men, too!) have stopped dyeing their hair since the pandemic.

Ms. VanArk seems to have some mental issues or disorder at work.

The lump thing- WHAT is that? Could she have fallen?

Its like it goes down to her under eye area.

If she could just get that filler removed from the undereye/upper cheek area it would be a massive improvement.

How do doctors/plastic surgeons live with themselves?

I think it's pretty easy to dissolve fillers with an injection of Kenalog (sp?)

In this clip from 2019 both Donna Mills and Michele Lee look great, but Joan....

Poor Val

She may have undergone a Mohs procedure (basal cell cancer) or perhaps had a squamous cell lesion removed, and the lump may be wound packing.

If it’s a huge lump surely wearing her hair down would help to disguise it.

Women really let themselves go. Prolly a lesbian.

Maybe that lump is some sort of fancy coin purse. She was, after all, feeding a parking meter.

Bea Arthur starred in a TV movie in the '80s, My First Love, as a senior citizen reconnecting with her high school boyfriend. Joan played the hot young rival for his affection and already looked 98 years old. The effect was that of a chainsmoker who'd spent her entire life starving herself in the sun. Now the sun melts all the man-made parts of her face.

R94 Donna and Michele seem pretty laid-back while Joan appears to be fussing with her appearance the whole time.

R95- You may be right. And with her coloring and being Atlantic/runner, its definitely a strong possibility.

She strikes me as someone who probably wasn't a big sunblock user, or became one after damage was already done..

She has a fairly good figure, although too thin. Why do people think they look better thinner?

Atlantic? Athletic^^^^

[quote] She strikes me as someone who probably wasn't a big sunblock user, or became one after damage was already done..

It was all those Van Patten family backyard barbecues.

I'm not saying she looks 80 and I'm not saying she doesn't. What I am saying is that SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE!

[quote]Notoriously private Knots Landing star Joan Van Ark, 78, is spotted running errands

Running errands, or gathering souls?

It’ll never sell, r58.

Not a big sunblock user? Joan van Ark was young in the '60s and '70s. I guarantee you she was putting on suntan oil and using those reflectors to absorb as many UV rays as possible.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!

I just saw her green-grey, moldy, dirty, wrinkly, HORRENDOUS nightmarish neck!!! OMG! What the everloving fuck is that?? Why is it that color? I was eating, for God's sake!!!

This is how you age gracefully, bitches!

She had a little procedure to refresh her good looks but the facial rejuvenation had complications and the complications just had complications. It's nothing, really.

35.37 minutes JVA enters in a jungle print bikini.

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Her lips are very thin and lizard-like.

That ghostly white makeup with the brown shading makeup isn't doing her any favors.

Re her awful plastic surgery and/or peels, lasers, fillers etc, it's fascinating how so many celebrities manage to find the world's worst plastic surgeons and dermatologists.

R115, I'm guessing that the good plastic surgeons / derms don't want to do what certain clients ask for.

Look at Madonna. She can definitely source out and afford the more competent plastic surgeons. I'm guessing she's asking for stuff that a reputable surgeon would advise against. So, she has to go and find a surgeon who will just take her money and do what she asks.

Don’t put it past the DM to tinker with these photos, btw. She doesn’t look good but I bet the DM upped the contrast so that her face is two-toned and her neck is grey.

There was one surgeon to the stars- can't remember his name now, that would do whatever you wanted. My sister in law went to him for multiple crazy things, including adding dimples and having her lower lip sewn down- this was before lip injections.

[quote]Don’t put it past the DM to tinker with these photos, btw. She doesn’t look good but I bet the DM upped the contrast so that her face is two-toned and her neck is grey.

Her face has been like that since at least 2007!

What's up with the white / ashen cast, though? All that makeup and no lipstick, either.

Is is the Kabuki look she's going for?

Joan looks beautiful and 30 years younger exclaims Melanie Griffith! It's important to stay thin and keep things tight.

What’s with her cheeks under her eyes? Does she have saucer implants?

She looks like she's had a craniotomy.

Mel looks like Pam Anderson at R122. Her neck doesn’t match, though.

My dermatologist has long had a theory about how Joan Van Ark became this disfigured burned face as you can see in R119. He has not treated her but he thinks that she had a phenol facial peel. It is the most aggressive type of peel and is normally only used drop-wise on the radial lines women get around the mouth (especially sun-happy smokers like Aunt Magda). It burns the skin so extensively that wherever phenol has touched your skin, you're only left with scar tissue that will never be wrinkled again and no melanocytes which means your as white as the late years Michael Jackson and you absolutely cannot tolerate the sun. So she probably went to a quack who promised her that she would never ever have a wrinkle again (true) but without telling her it makes you look like you tried to immolate yourself with gasoline. Kind of like Freddy Krueger.

My dermatologist told me he had already had patients that had a phenol peel all over their face and the women had to sleep with a silicon mask all night every night forever to try to mitigate their self-immolated look. He also pointed out that usually with these women, the lip is no longer defined as the scar tissue and the lip mucous membrane are a continuum of each other. Which is pretty much what we have on Joan Van Ark. Yikes!

Connie's not looking too great either, and she looks like she's had no work done.

R127- Wow- However Connie didn't even try to have a good angle or any lighting at all! So in essence, she made herself look far worse.

(Fuck, even for my Zoom meetings I know where to place the camera and have a goddamn ring light at almost 44)

Connie gives zero fucks and good for her!

R126- That is pretty brilliant. It really nails it-

It looks like this look took over in 2008/2009- Phenol sounds so 1970's!

Check this shit out. Its this toner I have used that stars like. I tried ONLY the phenol free one, but the original still exists.

Linked is the poisonous Joan Van Ark version.

I remember some old broad, I think Debbie Reynolds, saying- You get two facelifts. You have to choose when to have them. I think it was pretty good advice.

Joan Van Arkofthecovenant.

Joan is an avid jogger. She used to do laps around the Lorimar commissary at lunch time. She tried to get Victoria Principal to join her, but she refused. Jane Wyman would give her side eye and make derogatory comments about her to Steve Kanaly.

I had never heard of My First Love, so I went looking for photos of Joan in it. Instead, I found a photo of Bea wearing some of her Golden Girls wardrobe in the movie!

She needs to eat a hotdog

R91, I often see very wealthy women look like this. They are skinny to the point of looking like a corpse, eat a piece of lettuce at the restaurant, while their husbands are old and fat

R133, not only does she do some wardrobe recycling, one of her best friends is played by Anne Francis, who was Dorothy's ultra-competitive prankster friend Trudy.

She can't possibly make herself younger or prettier, but the one thing Joan can do is make herself thinner.

Looking at photos of Joan, you can see that, over the years, her makeup has stayed the same, with the same skintone lip color, dark foundation on the forehead at the hair line, and light foundation in the center nose and mouth area. It's the application that has gotten worse and worse. Honestly, I think she started doing all this with her makeup in the 1970s. Now she's just blind as a bat and can't apply it properly.

The more I look at old photos of her, the more I think she has never been able to do her own makeup.

[quote]That’s what happens when I voice to text.

The eldergays are very confused right now

If it’s a vision thing, why not wear glasses?

[quote]She is way too old to be dressing like a teenager.

Welcome to LA!

[quote]Who is Valeen?

You must leave this place - it is not safe for you here!

You can't do your makeup and wear glasses at the same time. Maybe you could do your lips, but that would be about it.

Why is she so skinny? I see many elderly people like this, skinny as fuck.

Your dermatologist has enough time in his day to gossip with you about Joan Van Ark's face?

You lose muscle mass as you age, and she looks as if she's been anorexic for decades too.

R126 Sounds exactly like what she did!

[quote] Donna is not representative of what a normal eighty year old looks like.

Donna Mills was NEVER representative of the normal, American woman. Why would she be that now at 81?

Joan looks her age (finally). I'd love to see what some of you eldergays look like who are 10-20 years younger. LOL. She was gorgeous in her youth, but that was 35-50 years ago. She looks better than Bridget Bardot.

R148 and R146- I have never seen a woman with that central face purple-ness that she has. Her makeup doesn't even cover it-

It doesn't look like bruising but all of the veins in her face..

Its crazy.

Actually R146, since you had to ask, I fuck my dermatologist so yes, we have a lot of time to talk of Joan Van Ark or Catherine Deneuve or mostly French stars, since we're French. That's how we came to discuss Joan Van Ark or that I've also learned that Catherine Deneuve got part of her facial nerve cut off during a facelift and they had to postpone the release of her film by almost a year for her to be able to promote the film (I think it was Place Vendôme 99-ish). And since this is a full disclosure, I'm also the guy that busted Isabelle Adjani in a waiting room near Lyon waiting to see the plastic surgeon, Franck Trepsat.

It's a switch. One day it's flipped and you're old.

Just how much of a whore does one have to be to spread ass flaps for his dematologist. I'm not mad at you for trading ass for Tretinoin, but gurl.

Maybe he's actually hot for the dermatologist? It doesn't have to be transactional.

Did Joan experience Ted's legendary third leg?

[quote]Maybe he's actually hot for the dermatologist? It doesn't have to be transactional.

No one is ever hot for their dermatologist. He's trading bussy for Botox. R126 is Gloria Wandrous and we all know what Gloria was.

[quote] No one is ever hot for their dermatologist.

Oh, no?

[quote] Did Joan experience Ted's legendary third leg?

Joan didn't. But I'd say Hunt Block and Michael Sabatino did.

I have no idea who this woman is but she looks absolutely terrifying.

R159, she was one of the leads in a prime time soap that ran from 1979-1993. She also did a lot of episodic tv.

Was she the inspiration for Death Becomes Her?

SJP will looklike that in 10 years, or could be 5 years

She looks like Dr. Michael Morbius!

Joan went to Yale drama and is a Tony nominated actor with numerous prestige Broadway credits, so I have to say I'm surprised that a serious actress like her would feel the need to resort to plastic surgery, etc and not be comfortable playing roles for women her age like Maggie Smith, Vanessa Redgrave and Judy Dench.

Does she even get offered work anymore?

LaLah, 164. I've never heard of seen Joan Van Ark in my life! Is she the next Judi Dench or Maggie Smith?

She looks more like a Judy Smith to me.

I'd say she was the best actress on Knots. You can tell she gave her all in defining who Valene was. She's very method, a very actressy actress.

Compared to how Michelle Lee has turned out, Joan looks like Jane Fonda.

Years ago a friend told me that their friend (who I never met) worked in the make-up dept. for a year or two on Knots Landing. All he said was that the drama doing the ladies' makeup was more over the top than anything you saw on the show. I always assumed he was talking primarily about Joan. I like Joan (as much as anyone can like an actor they've never met), and I do think she is a talented actress, but she always struck me as flighty, neurotic and horrifically insecure about her looks. The woman was beautiful, but that doesn't always mitigate a person's view of themselves and I imagine being in Hollywood didn't exactly allay her fears. These were B-actresses in their late 30s to early 40s at a time when 30 was old for a woman in the industry. Whoever said she suffered from body dysmorphia was probably right. It's sad, really.

Google Joan van Ark colloidal silver.

Nosferatu joined a gym.

Joan was bever beautiful. Attractive, yes.

R169 is right- I heard that the ladies were vicious about LIGHTING and MAKE UP. Not nasty, but utterly neurotic and perfectionists.

I think Donna Mills confirmed this- Donna knew EXACTLY what she needed to look her best and did her own make up.

JVA definitely has body dysmorphia.

In the past, JVA likely looked at herself and was extremely insecure, even when she was younger and attractive, that's when the plastic surgeries, fillers and her downward spiral started. JVA must also starve herself to remain so skinny.

Does she now look in the mirror and think she's perfect? As for the horrific makeup, JVA likely got stuck in an era where she thought her makeup etc was great and she stuck with it. Scary.

Most of these people need therapy, not getting their faces and bodies mangled.

Joan was probably insecure about her looks, and then had to compete with knockouts like Donna Mills, Lisa Hartman, Kim Lankford, Nic Sheridan, and and Claudia Lonow. Any woman would feel insecure around them.

I wish those cunt photographers would just leave her in peace.

That being said, if I had an enormous grown on the side of my head, I'd wear an Hermes scarf.

Actually, it was my stunning beauty and charisma that sent old Joan right over the edge!

She was obviously dead and buried for three years and then dug up.

[quote] Joan was probably insecure about her looks, and then had to compete with knockouts like Donna Mills, Lisa Hartman, Kim Lankford, Nic Sheridan, and Claudia Lonow.

And what am I, chopper liver?!

No Michelle, but unfortunately you have no nose left.

Did she forget to hydrate?

Those purple fingers too. They’re PURPLE.

This woman looks deathly ill.

[quote] Joan is an avid jogger. She used to do laps around the Lorimar commissary at lunch time. She tried to get Victoria Principal to join her, but she refused.

I think that was a wise decision by Victoria. She'd end up with two black eyes from those giant bazoomas!

She’s hardly a recluse. She appeared with Michele and Donna at Oscar’s in Palm Springs a few months ago. I know she’s wrecked her face, but her persona is so likable in interviews. She is bawdy and very self deprecating. You can tell she’s a kook but a fun one. I find her very endearing.

Thats how all old LA white women look

R180 - Michele was modeled on a classic...

Val's 80s mullet would nicely cover up that lump!

Michelle Lee has the Anne Miller, ZSA ZSA Gabor nose job. Like a tiny pekingese. Just terrible proportions to the face. Sissy Spacek, I love her. But wow. You can't fix that kind of damage.

Yes you can add grafts and bone from the rib, but that's more for reconstructing caved in noses. You can't make a miniscule nose much larger.

Van Ark has an obvious nose job too - it's far too thin. Like every other feature on her face and body. I suspect she likes the way she looks. What she doesn't like is being OLD.

R184 Yes, she does seem very nice and fun.

R187 - Wasn't that when Val developed a disassociative disorder and thought she was Bonnie Tyler?

Maybe Suzanne can offer Joan some tips for how to care for one's skin and how to tastefully act like a woman in her 70s.

Suzanne also looks like reptilian these days. Click to enlarge.

More of the horror that is Suzanne

I didn’t notice her hands. That’s pretty scary. What would cause that?

She's finally growing into her plastic surgery!

Purple hands usually come from gardening. Or blood thinners. Some cancer treatments.

Suzanne Somers has coarser skin and features because she is 100% natural. She has undergone no cosmetic procedures or surgery. ZERO. If anything, Suzanne has found the fountain of youth. She's a miracle of a woman. Her decision to dedicate her life to science and medicine is Broadway, Film and TV's loss. She'll always have her Oscar and Tony awards. The EGOT she can do without.

Joan has the best looking home in the video at R2.

Welcome to DL, Joyce!

[quote] Purple hands usually come from gardening.

Maybe Joan works on a beet farm! Val totally would have done that in one of her amnesia phases.

Joan's hair looks awful in this scene from Laura's funeral episode. What was her stylist thinking?

Zip it Charlene. You're a dwarf.

How come Miss Ellie never guested on Knots? Was BBG above appearing on the lesser Knots? I think only Larry, Charlene, Patrick, and Mary Crosby crossed over.

That BBG never shared a scene with Julie Harris is criminal. I can imagine an angry Lillimae giving Miss Ellie an earful about the way Ellie's no-account son broke Val's heart.

My grandmother was exhumed after 20 years and looked better

JVA referred to Barbara Bel Geddes as her acting mentor.

R150 the dark area makes her look like Homer Simpson. Is there any explanation?

R205- Are you sure about that? I recall her frequently saying that about Julie Harris, who reportedly got Joan into Yale Drama as an aspiring actor.

Joan's acting mentor was Connie McCashin.

R44 is correct. She basically has Michael Jackson Syndrome. A gawd-awful nose job (or several) to the point where she's had to plaster her face in pancake makeup to cover the prosthetic nose. Similar to Ann Miller.

And yes, she fills those cheeks with rubber because she eats only grass clippings.

Connie was THE go-to on how to perform the perfectly timed eyeroll.

Donna Mills was gorgeous back then.

Michele Lee should revive her singing career.

Michelle and Luci. Cutting up. Quite a while ago, but they're good.

I think the headline is wrong. I'm pretty sure this is Joan of Arc after being burnt with the steak.

Ruth's Chris or Outback, R214?

Remember when Constance M. used to post here regularly and she’d always be eating something?

R211 - So was her TV brother, Don Murray.

Look at me, Joan.

My ark is holding up better than that.

Donna Mills is 81. She can actually pull off that photo shoot R218 posted and not look ridiculous. Pretty amazing.

She looks like she could afford to lose a few.

Donna Mills looks incredible for 81. And she was a smoker for decades!

Donna Mills is in the upcoming Jordan Peele movie.

Next up, Joan Van Ark on the marquee for Tarantino.

R218, R220, yes, she looks great -- even without the snapchat filters and CGI in the video, BUT that is clearly, clearly not her body below the neck. Or not her so-called cleavage. She's not 18, she's 81. And even some of HER other recent photos show what her skin looks like.

Like this one.

And here she is with Ms. Silicone Skeletor just three months ago. I'm sure she's disturbed by Joan's creepy look.

too much colloidal silver

Note at R223's link, Mills knows enough to also cover her hands in three coats of makeup, so they match her face.

Maybe JVA has the same thing that Mitch McConnell had where your extremities turn purple.

Or she's just transitioning to Tinkie Winkie.

Check me out, Joan

It’s not a lump it’s a Bluetooth.

Donna Mills is fun

What’s up wth Donna’s eyes in R229’s video?

Donna looks fantastic but isn't she the zombie lady in the previews? Just her sans make-up?

Eye have sum fillterz you kan by,

R193- She looks downright REPTILIAN 🐱‍🐉

The character of Sandy in the original production of Grease was based on Donna, a graduate of Taft high school in Chicago.

Just came across a New York Times theater review by Clive Barnes in 1971 of a show Joan was in. Moliere's "The School For Wives" starring Brian Bedford, David Dukes and Joan, It's a rave with Barnes calling the production "a treasure" in the headline. Featuring a gorgeous photo of Bedford and Joan. Barnes says..."The two other leading actors, the flourishing Horace of David Dukes and the radiantly innocent Agnes of Joan Van Ark just show the right panache, also giving the play the verve and sparkle it demands. This is proving a fine New York theater season, the best in years, and "The School For Wives" is certainly among it's treasures.

Joan was nominated for a Tony for Best Featured Actress in a Play.

She’ll always be the Bionic Boy’s sister to me. Andy Sheffield was played by Vince Van Patten in this 2-part episode from 1976.

Joan Van Ark at 78 looks a lot like Kim Richards at 57.

[quote]Joan Van Ark at 78 looks a lot like Kim Richards at 57.

Joan looks more like Keith Richards.

Young Joanie.

Original issue Joan.

I didn't know Joan sang (e.g. Annie in Annie Get Your Gun).