Let’s be forgotten things from the 90s

I'm the really good, but criminally underwatched TV show "Millennium."

I'm Dan Cortese.

I am natural fibers in many items of clothing, and real blue jeans.

You will see an ever diminishing amount of me from here on out. Get used to artificial "stretch" and smelly, stained clothes you replace every year.

I’m Xima, warrior beverage.

I’m the Chrysler Lebaron convertible that is owned by basic queens everywhere.

I'm 311

I’m Moviefone

I’m the lid of your CD boom box. Press to open.

i am a pog

I am “The “E” True Hollywood Story” and “Talk Soup.”

I am a DIY CD labeling kit! I'll help you create cool custom labels for all the mix CDs you burned of songs that you pirated from Napster and Limewire.

I'm Marshall Applewhite.

I'm Rescue 911

I'm CompuServe

[quote] I’m the tainted, bleached meat at Food Lion.

I often think of this and how Food Lion fought back against the journalist who broke the story. Food Lion kept repeating "But he lied to get his job at Food Lion."

I'm amazed how many people I heard parroting that spin and completely believing that it forgave Food Lion for selling expired meat

I'm Andrew Dice Clay, formerly everyone's go-to pick for an edgy comedic cameo.

But I've forgotten things from the 90s. Should I be things I don't remember from the 90s?

I'm Morton Downey Jr

I am frizzy haired Leslie Abramson I picked out these sweet boyish sweaters for these darling boys to wear on television - Lyle! Erik! Smile for the cameras!

I'm "Dr." Laura Schlessinger

I'm Colin Ferguson. Not to brag, but I kinda pioneered the idea of a mass shooting on mass transit.

I killed as many people as Son of Sam, and I did it a lot more efficiently. But now I'm forgotten.

It's like I never existed.

We're the trench coats worn by Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. We're a "red flag" of potential school shooters.

I'm the corduroy shirt you got after watching Singles or going to a grunge concert but you knew you hated when you bought it.

I'm "The Rachel" haircut.

I’m a Hypercolor t-shirt.

I am a pay phone.

I am the sound of dial up Internet modem-"psqueeeeawawwawwwawwwww-zoop"

I am AOL disks all over your house.

I’m the Joan Rivers celebrity gossip show on E!. Tune in for all the gossipy tidbits you won’t hear anywhere else.

I’m Michfest

I'm Nick at Nite's Summer Block Party

R3: by “real blue jeans” do you mean 100% cotton? Because those are definitely a thing again. Others are super close at 99% cotton, 1% Elastane. 100% linen and 100% cotton clothing is also very much around these days.

I am Usenet.

I'm natural asses.

I'm the last gasp of western civilisation before the internet destroyed social interaction and the corporate elite destroyed the economy. Only as the enter middle age will Generation X realise how lucky they were to live in me.

I'm a shiny new 1992 Eagle Premier sedan.

R30 but they won't last 5 years of continuous wear-and-wash and they come prewhiskered and pre-holed.

I’m Elian Gonzalez. Remember me?

I'm a Tamagotchi

I'm affordable housing.

I'm automatic seatbelts in the Eagle Premier

I'm the style of pants that Joey Buttafuco wore.

That's Zubaz to you r40. I'm the Z Cavariccis and the weird little black cowboy bootlets with silver spurs and conches. Can't find a pic of them online. Probably for the best.

I am Erik La Salle bursting through the double doors doing a karate move in the opening credits of “ER.”

I'm Hammer pants. And Hammer's money

I'm Espirit clothes. Damn I was stylish

I'm optimism.

I'll be David Koresh's serial killer glasses.

I'm postal workers going postal.

I'm forest green and burgundy. I'm actually pleasing to the eye

I'm everyone's forest green or burgundy high school graduation robes.

I'm H2O and Presciptives cosmetics. Calyx lives on

I'm the ashtrays in the mall food court

I'm a whole restaurant devoted to baked potatoes and their toppings. Good God, where do potatoes this big come from? How would the forgotten Dan Quayle even spell it?

I'm American Boy Bands

I'm the Poster Hut. Do you want that closeup of a woman's leg on a Lamborghini hood framed?

Apple Martini or Midori Sour?

I'm the Ceaser Cut and Frasier Skullet

I’m Felicity, Ally McBeal, and Party of Five.

I'm the Seinfeld water cooler talk on Friday morning.

The HOT 🥵 guys in the bars from ca. 1995 - including me

Sony Walkman Compact Disc Player

I'm Bellinis.

I'm the cheap halogen torchiere floor lamps that every young person had in their first apartment. I get really hot and can cause a fire. The goverment recalled all 40 million of me as a result.

I am Julia Ormond and my hot career will keep skyrocketing!!

I'm Olestra the fake fat that was supposed to revolutionize diet foods. People didn't like to read about anal leakage and other side effects on the back of a potato chip bag, so I quietly went away.

STOP THE INSANITY!

I'm human decency.

Flat Tops

I'm the idea that bipartisanship is a desirable goal.

Meet my cousin:

The ability to have a political conversation -- in person, no less -- that doesn't instantly devolve into name-calling and flamethrowing.

I'm the used CD section at Wherehouse Records and Tapes.

I'm the communal shower at Bally's and 24 Hour Fitness.

We're cappuccino and café latte. You've seen us in movies, but won't actually drink one yourself for another five years. We're "fancy coffee."

I'm Rush Limbaugh

I'm Boy London

"Fame. Ain't it a bitch?"

I’m Monica Lewinsky - can I flash you my thong?

I'm John Tesh and Connie Sellaca

I'm the Ford Probe and Ford Taurus. We were so ugly and ran like crap, so they stopped making us.

I’m Blimpie’s

I'm Spud Webb

[quote]Rush Limbaugh

Gone but not forgotten, unfortunately

R66, there was more crime in the 90s than there is now.

People always mistakenly lionize "the good old days"

I'm Marcia Clark

I’m the lack of geopolitical existential dread - I last from Nov 9, 1989 to Sept 11, 2001.

Welcome to Fool’s Paradise.

I’m Ace of Base

I'm not knowing what your friends are doing every moment of their day, what they're eating on vacation, and what they think about every micro-story in the news. I'm the fun of catching up the next time you see them.

Social media killed me.

I'm the yearly viewings of Wizard of Oz

My youth 😥

I'm the last gasp of music still being the main draw of MTV.

I'm me, not remotely understanding that 1991-1999 will be the best years of my life. But, that's how it has to be.

I'm Benetton

I'm Gay.com. I was the original Grindr.

I'm Axl Rose. Straight guys worshipped me. Straight guys wanted to be me. Then Kurt Cobain made me irrelevant overnight.

I’m the mauve trim-line phone that even I forgot that I had.

I'm porn magazines. Remember when I was the only think to jerk off to?

I'm the road atlas that you kept in your car. And you still got lost.

I'm the brain tumor causing brick phones

I'm black jeans. I was in style for five minutes.

We're Hootie and the Blowfish

his face is getting big = hgh.

I'm the back and forth, will-they-won't-they of Dr. Joel Fleischman and Maggie O'Connell. I'm frequently interrupted by Ed Chigliak or a dream sequence.

VCRS

I am the UPN network - for a few minutes anyway ….

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

I'm the fight for a $15 livable minimum wage.

R71 not in the Bay Area, we weren't.

I can think an incident best left forgotten in the 90s

I'm the WB network

I’m belly rings and barbed wire tattoos on Pam Anderson’s upper arm.

I’m Big Cup Coffee in Chelsea.

I'm cornflower blue. Paired with a grayish white, we are the icy color palette of many graphic designs of the late 90s.

I'm Janeane Garafalo's career.

[quote] I'm the cheap halogen torchiere floor lamps that every young person had in their first apartment. I get really hot and can cause a fire.

I was flaming, and so was my lamp, gurl!

🔥 💡 🔥

I’m a Coke can filled with “Jesus Juice”.

I’m Daisy Duke shorts. Look closer, you can see what I ate for breakfast.

I’m a baby-shaking nanny!

1-800-COLLECT

The Real World on MTV… MTV

[quote] I'm the yearly viewings of Wizard of Oz

That's more a forgotten thing from the 70s. By the 90s you could watch Wizard of Oz any time you wanted to on VHS (and DVD by the end of the decade)

Pesto

Gortex

Pagers

MTV

TV Guide

Furby

Denim overalls

Banana clips

Stirrup pants

Multi coloured push pens

Dial up

I am the Coke can with the pubic hair on top.

Collagen-injected lips

I’m Crystal Bernard’s recording career. To be fair I was mostly forgotten even in the 90s

I'm Sugar Ray. Everyone hates me.

Orbitz, the drink with little gelatinous balls suspended in it. It was syrupy and gross.

I’m the brick wall behind every standup.

R125 I’m the observational humor delivered with a chipper yet curmudgeonly attitude.

“What’s the deal with airlines?!? Those little bags of peanuts!?!”

[quote]Stirrup pants

These are from the 80s, not the 90s. I know this because I spent most of 1985 begging my mom incessantly to buy me a pair. Eventually she caved. They were pastel pink. I loved them.

1998 gasoline prices at some stations !

I'm Melrose Place.

r127 is male BTW

I am Marilyn Manson. I breakout with my first album Portrait Of An American Family in 1996, and by golly am I shocking to the parents! By 1999, I am implicated in the Columbine massacre. I sure hope these don't become a "thing" with other damaged teen boys!

I’m the Princess Diana beanie baby. My fellow Beanie Babues were considered to be eisr investments by the frau set.

^Wise

I'm rave culture.

I’m Publishers Clearing House.

I'm George H.W. Bush barfing on the Japanese Prime Minister!

I'm Arsenio Hall

^I’m your audience doing that fist pump and making that ‘woof, woof’ sound

I'm people being more or less naturally good looking, almost everywhere without trying very hard to look like anything in particular.

The plastic blow up bimbo dolls are obvious in their overdone look, because they are advertising.

I’m the Blue Dog paintings which were made famous on Friends and inspiration for the Democratic Blue Dog Coalition.

I’m Columbia Music Club.

Crystal Waters

I'm the sexeist man still alive!

I am Mary Kay Letourneau , I have impulse control…..Yoo hoo - where are you Vili?

R142, I’m Kim Wayans’s version of Crystal Waters.

^ That was hysterical

I am Dennis Franz’s ass.

I'm the yellow pages book that is delivered every year at your doorstep. I make the phone company a fortune with paid local advertisement content.

I am the Thomas guide and the yellow pages kept under the back seat of the car.

“Applesauce, Applesauce …… IT’s The LARRY SANDERS SHOWWWWW!!!”

I'm Spy magazine.

I’m the Gay and Lesbian Community.

My anal virginity.

I'm "Friends," a hugely successful sitcom reviled by DL-ers who only wish it could be forgotten.

I'm HIV/AIDs second wave.

I'm dressing for many different occasions, instead of wearing athleisure wear all the time.

I'm at least the appearance of a social contract and the existence of broad social rules that most people follow.

Yes, people go apeshit on cashiers and vise versa but it's not viewed as normal or inevitable.

I'm travel agents and paper airline tickets.

I’m Phil Hartman and his coked out wife Brynn.

I'm Sam Adam's Boston Lager representing "better" beer and one of the the roots of a massive future craft beer movement. No one remembers me as particularly noteworthy or "crafty" anymore.

I’m the Whitewater investigation. I was a witch hunt against the Clintons that many people saw as the Republican revenge for Nixon’s humiliation during Watergate.

I'm Ross Perot

I’m the gay dude that got murdered after appearing on Jenny Jones.

I’m a 14.4k modem. People thought it was blazingly fast compared to a 9600 modem. However, you could make a full breakfast in the time it took to download a 1MB image.

I’m Steve Jobs’ resurrection of Apple. The company was on its deathbed when he was rehired as interim CEO in 1997.

I’m a gallon of gas.

You could buy five of them in the 90s for what you’d pay for one today. I helped spark the explosion of SUVs, pickup trucks, and other gas guzzling behemoths on America’s roads.

I'm all the extra pockets in cargo pants.

I'm the Gap "In Store" Playlist! I hope someone remembers me and OBSESSES about me in 2020!!!!!

I loved listening to the same songs on rotation. in EVERY GAP STORE, every hour!!! So, in a 5 hour shift, my fellow employees had to listen to the same songs FIVE times in a FIVE hour shift!!!

Its no wonder I OBSESS about GAP!

Who killed Laura Palmer?

I'm Radio Shack. I used to exist in every mall. Also, I'm malls.

Delia’s, the catalogue for slightly rebellious teen girl apparel featuring clunky/quirky shoes like baby janes.

I’m Silver Hill Hospital. That’s where I spent some time in the late ‘90s.

I'm the old, ex-street hooker transvestite, painting my acrylic fingernails at midnight while working on a phone-sex line: "Hello, Doug. What do I look like? Well, everyone tells me I look just like Crystal Gayle With double-D sized tits and a 10-inch cock. You'd do that for me? OUUU! I just love fucking straight men. Doggy style or do you want me to fuck you like a bitch in the ass?

I'm this new show Law & Order SVU. I premiered in Sept 1999.

Oh wait, I'm still on in 2022.

I'm AbFab, and you fags rightfully loved me. I'm the poster's time at Bowdoin College, which had the most beautiful guys. We're Alban Berg's Violin Concerto, Mahler's Das Lied von der Erde, and Debussy's Pelleas et Melisande. We got under this poster's skin and never left. I'm Woolf's The Waves, which did the same as my musical counterparts above. I'm daily 2.5-hour workouts with the poster's best friend at the college gym. I was effortless and filled with banter equally cheerful and Weltschmerzlich I'm Dawn Upshaw, and the poster couldn't fucking get enough of me. I'm the Phi Beta Kappa key that opened the door to nothing at all.

I'm BARNEY !!!

I’m Jamie Walters. I had a number one hit (How Do You Talk To An Angel?) and beat up Tori Spelling on 90210. Do any of you gays still jerk off to me?

I’m the Cindy Crawford Workout video.

[quote]I'm BARNEY !!!

I'm the inevitable backlash against Barney, including the 'I Hate Barney Secret Society' satirical newsletter.

I'm Cucina Cucina, a better version of Olive Garden. Enjoy me while you can, fuckers.

I'm Pride when real gay people were running the show.

I'm N'Sync & The Backstreet Boys

[quote]I’m the Cindy Crawford Workout video.

It had a resurgence during the OG lockdowns of the pandemic.

R142- I prefer Crystal Conners aka YOU’ RE A WHORE DARLIN

R78-Blimpie’swas nothing great but was significantly better than SHITTY Subway.

R42- Is that the same black guy who played the orderly on St Elsewhere?

I’m quality programming on Bravo…

your 32" waist.

I'm r175's TMI.

I am world weary snarky Lenny Briscoe and Mike Logan - cracking cases with shoe leather and sarcasm - no cell phones or Wi-Fi for this duo.

I'm your local Gay & Lesbian bookstore.

I’m the chunky heel.

R157, there was more crime in the 90s than there is now.

Look up the "Golden Age Fallacy"

I'm Linda Tripp

I'm the London Fog fleece, packaged and sold inside a metal paint can.

Ain't I head-turning?

I'm naturally hairy crotches on straight men

Going to a gay bar in Manhattan on a Friday night lots of guys dressed in suits and ties- no one wears suits and ties anymore.

I'm Lou Bega

“And IIIII will Always Love YOOOOUUUUU!!!!!”

I'm En Vogue.

I'm Jessica Fletcher's apparently endless supply of nieces and nephews. We visit her in Cabot Cove and inevitably become murder suspects.

I'm Gateway Computers and my awful cow graphic design.

I'm Madonna's PAP smear.

[quote]no one wears suits and ties anymore.

Much to the outrage of our Eldergays.

I’m Comp USA

I'm AOL

I'm Savage Garden

I’m toenail clippers

Beepers/Pagers - de rigueur up until the late 1990's

When I started going to The Works on the Upper West Side in July 1994 all of the preppy/yuppie queens wore them to theirBermuda shorts

Magazines: Playguy, Men, Freshmen, Euroboy, Mandate, Inches, Black Inches, Latin Inches.

I'm stiff, stiff penalties for pot possession and consumption.

I’m the $50 gay porn VHS tapes in oversized boxes with the plastic tray inside. My cover box was always beaten to hell with stickers all over it even though I was advertised as brand new.

I'm Absolut as premium rather than midshelf vodka.

Getting on the wait list for a hot new movie release at the video store.

I'm the in-utero Frances Bean Cobain. Does heroin surge through my tiny, fetal body?

I'm a riot grrrl

R210- No mention of Playgirl and you call yourself a datalounger?

I'm the Bob Marley tee shirt, patchouli, and dreadlocks worn by that straight, white brocialist in your neighborhood. He won't be accused of cultural appropriation for a good two decades or so, but when he is, he will immediately become a "libertarian" Republican.

I'm AIDS, and I'm not going away.

I'm heroin chic

I’m ugly and fat people having self-awareness and realizing they weren’t attractive to 10s.

^ lol, you're dead wrong about that. There have always been delusional people on the dating scene

R222 except they’re all delusional now

R221 You can thank Lizzo for that.

R217 Playgirl was for women. I want to see pics of spread open asses.

No, they're not

[quote]I’m toenail clippers

I'm sure you meant something by that, R208, but I'm not sure I need to know what it was.

I’m the same blushy purple Calvin Klein bedding set you found in every queen’s bedroom from o 1998-2005 (it was Chicago-they were savers).

I’m the scandalous femme fatale of the Horsey Set - I am Camilla Parker Bowles - the most famous “other woman” of the decade. Charles would like to be my tampon…..

[quote]I’m toenail clippers

Are people now filing down their toenails?

I'm Ex'cla-ma'tion

I'm the worst prosecution team in history.

R230 referring to Gen Z and Millennial’s long toenails

Ew, gross! I've never seen those, fortunately.

I'M FLANNEL!!!! (say no more)

I’m those days when the police didn’t arrest anyone and everyone for every stupid little infraction and people could make it into adulthood relatively unscathed.

[quote]I’m Blimpie’s

I'm the early 1970s, when Blimpie's was actually good. The one in Georgetown, at least.

R236, Bitch please.

Uh, nobody gets arrested for much of anything anymore, short of murder, R236. The police caved in to the BLM demands to leave everyone alone so people just do whatever the fuck they want now with no consequences.

I'm John Wayne Bobbitt's severed penis. I was later found and reattached.

Brini Maxwell

R93- Mauve is not a heterosexual word.

I'm AOHell, the very first "proggie" to wreak havoc on AOL and it's users

I’m Mayor for Life Marion Barry’s crack smoking bust and the “I saw the tape. Goddamn bitch set him up” t-shirts that appeared on the streets of DC soon after.

Videotape rewinder

I'm The New Yankee Workshop on PBS.

Rainy days love me.

I'm Joan Osborne.

R244, LOL. Love you.

R239 I was referring to victimless things like having sex in a parked car or in the park when no one was around, not shoplifting or vandalism.

^ Or walking down the street to their own homes. My Nicaraguan friend was repeatedly hasseled by asshole cops in Reseda who claimed Latinos had a "curfew" that he couldn't be out after.

Looking forward to my big fat brand new issue of Vanity Fair each month. Ripping out and sniffing the stiff perfume ads. I only have a word processer no internet - and a big fat landline and no iPhone. I have CONCENTRATION - I can read long form articles about Palm Beach, The Hamptons and La Jolla - Truman Capote and his Swans, politics, fashion, scandals, starlets and I actually finish them. Best of all - savoring the next adventure of Dominic Dunne - Rape trial of William Kennedy Smith, Sunny von Bullow, the Menendez Brothers trial and the endless pages of the OJ trial ….. Ah Vanity Fair - I miss you ….

I'm obscure, independent video stores and music stores. We're usually two different stores all together but sometimes in the mall the BIG ones of us sell both.

We're going to be fatally wounded by 1999. But our death rattle was slow and homogonizing.

Initially posted in the 2000s thread 😳

I'm still CK One, and I knocked out Eternity by 1999.

Women neither sporting hair dyed red nor wearing Laura Ashley long, flower-print skirts.

I’m the biological error, per “Doctor” Laura Schlessinger.

I'm "Asian Inches" magazine which never really took off.

Girls with pink and blue hair and multiple piercings being dismissed as the annoying loserish twats they really are instead of a separate gender and having all of their asinine opinions taken seriously.

^ THIS!

R256 Was there an Asian Inches magazine? I never saw it. I definitely would have bought it.

Men who identified as gay.

I'm Microplay

Don't Ask Don't Tell

I’m Reebok Pumps. I don’t do anything to help your game, but it’s fun to pump up the little basketballs on the tongues.

I’m your fly. Button Me!

I’m the Power Glove from Nintendo and I suck ass.

I am Dylan McDermott playing edgy Boston defense lawyer Bobby Donnell on “The Practice.” The show ran for over 150 episodes - the most memorable thing about it was watching Lara Flynn Boyle get thinner and thinner every week.

I’m the hard plastic pacifier necklaces that were the rage in middle/elementary schools for a minute in 1992.

(When going to raves in high school we’ll use real pacifiers to prevent us from grinding our teeth while rolling on E)

I’m inflatable furniture. Why do i exist?

I am James Spader's lost beauty doing a string of mostly unmemorable films.

I’m this Bugs Bunny/Tasmanian Devil shirt. You knew at least one person who owned me.

I am Doc Martins, manbuns and nose rings.

I’m Discovery Zone! Come get you ass pinched on these rollers and play in our nasty ball pit.

I’m the Macarena.

I’m the After Dark Flying Toaster screensaver and I am awesome.

I’m the Coed Naked shirt you have to turn inside out in middle school for inappropriate sexual innuendo.

Tomorrow I’ll wear my No Fear shirt instead

I'm a CD. When I get too scratched to play, you can hang me off the rearview mirror in your car. It's the perfect way to tell other drivers, "I have a CD player in my car."

I'm the 6-disk CD changer located in the rear storage compartment of your car. If you want to listen to a different CD, you will need to pull over, get out of your car, and open up the hatchback to change the CDs.

I'm hairspray.

I'm Tamagachis and Magic Cards.

I'm Tickle Me Elmo, disappearing off all the store shelves just before Christmas shopping season in 1996.

I'm Dawson's Creek

R278 we gave up hairspray at the end of the 80s.

I'm the 2nd life on rental many films who bombed at the box office discovered on Blockbuster.

I'm a Hi8 Sony Camcorder.

I’m the L.A Riots - do you smell something burning?

I'm "mediterranean pasta salad"

I’m Usenet, providing you with endless niche and fetish content.

[quote]I’m inflatable furniture. Why do i exist?

Wasn't inflatable furniture a '70s thing? It certainly would have been more at home in the '70s.

I’m the demise of the British Sterling.

No, not the currency, but the car, a pathetic attempt by the Brits to take a perfectly good Japanese automobile, the Honda Acura, re-badge it, and then fuck it up royally with their awful electrical system and abysmal manufacturing quality,

I am one top ten hit after another by Madonna.

I’m Prince William’s good looks. I didn’t last long!

I’m Yahoo Serious?

I’m VH1’s best show Pop Up Video and I provide you with tons of trivia and useless facts to impress your friends.

I am missed.

This was the last decade when you watched MTV.

I’m the spoken word song Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen) and there’s honestly some good advice in here.

I was played at many a graduation in the late 90’s.

Never forget.

I'm Tabitha and Timmy

All of those NSync guys were so fucking ugly, weird that they were teen idols.

Jimmy Ray.

I’m your city’s mall. This is the last decade you’ll want to shop at me before downtown revitalization and online shopping kills my business.

Hot Topic, Spencer’s, that pretzel stand, the kiosk where you buy perfume, Sharper Image, the Hallmark Store….gone in a matter of time.

Semen stained dresses.

I'm Newt Gingrich.

I'm Vogue magazine when it was actually good!

[quote]I'm En Vogue.

This song was MY JAM when I was thirteen!

The video was sooo "of the moment." I had all the moves down.

I'm The Larry Sanders Show.

I'm my virginity

A&E- When they had quality shows like The House Of Eliot and Pride And Prejudice.

I'm the real factory outlet store, attached to the factory, where you can buy long-wearing, buttery soft Gap khakis for $2.

Gay bookstores like A Different Light

I am a 15 year old girl. It is Saturday morning. Cindy’s mom is going to drop us off at the mall. This is the 3rd Saturday in a row that we are going to see “Titanic.”

I'm wires around everything on your desk - mouse, keyboard, microphone, speakers, phone, answering machine...

I’m the smooth sounds of Kenny G.

You may wish to destroy all woodwind instruments after four years of overplay.

You will give up your dream of growing out your hair to a one-length style.

You will blame Oprah for his popularity.

I'm Lou Christie

I'm grown-ass women wearing corduroy floral rompers.

I'm the 10 minute max limit on YouTube videos.

^ YouTube started in 2005.

I'm Oasis

I’m the book Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil.

I'm The Celestine Prophecy.

I'm the Princess Dianna Beanie Baby.

I' m the person of color who was about to enter the royal family and thus had to be murdered. Megan you in danger gurl.

Hi....

I'm Nancy Kerrigan screaming out "WHYYY!" after getting my knee battered.

r321 Dodi Fayed was a summer fling, he was never going to marry Diana

I’m Drunksana Baiul, champion ladies figure skater with jumps the size of a Shih Tzu.

I'm Cross Colours, the brand with colorful clothing that used a lot of color blocking--blue, red, yellow, and black, and green pants and shirts.

I'm also Kriss Kross, the Chris kids who made a name for themselves rapping with their clothes on backwards. As an aside, I dressed up as Kriss Kross for my school's Halloween party in elementary school in the 90s. If that doesn't SCREAM 90s, I don't know what would. I also memorized the rap they did in the Sprite commercial, which I can remember TO THIS DAY! MARY!

I’m the Aaoooooiiiiaaaaooiii guy from the Pure Moods cd commercial. I’ve scared the shit out of countless people who’ve fallen asleep on their couches and were awakened by my chanting in the wee hours of the morning.

I'm the campy throwback film versions of TV shows that Gen Xers knew and hated.

"The Beverly Hillbillies"

"The Little Rascals"

"The Brady Bunch Movie"

"Richie Rich"

What else am I missing?

Oh yes, the Chanting monks fad of the mid-90s that took off after Enigma’s Sadeness became a hit. You can probably score these CDs for under a dollar at yard sales and thrift stores across the nation.

R328 Leave it to Beaver and The Flintstones

I'm Gregory K, the boy who successfully divorced my parents

I’m JNCO jeans. You can fit two people in me!

I am the gin blossoms

I'm a Magic Eye book.

I’m also high end bulky stereo systems

I'm and guest starring Heather Locklear though I appear in every episode.

I’m the digital compact cassette.

I’m the Electric Slide and I am ready for my comeback!

Check the sweet move around 2:05

I’m Parker Lewis and I’m pretty sure I Can’t Lose.

I am ABC’s “Homefront” about the end of World War 2 - a beautiful color drama that hints at “The Best Years of Our Lives.” My cast is fantastic - Kyle Chandler, John Slattery, Jessica Stein, Wendy Phillips, Mimi Kennedy to name a few - I’ll be abruptly cancelled after two seasons and then I will Vanish like “Brigadoon.”

I'm Homicide: Life on the Street, one of the only shows from the '90s that is unavailable for streaming. I am also the very best network television drama of all time.

Canadian women dominating the airwaves.

I'm the phone sex hotline with not a single creative smut talker

[quote]I'm and guest starring Heather Locklear though I appear in every episode.

Nothing wrong with that credit.

I'm the two season drama show Reasonable Doubts starring Marlee Matlin as a deaf prosecutor and Mark Harmon as a detective who often acts as her sign language interpreter.

Jurassic Park - Hold onto your BUTTS!

I’m the pullover Starter jacket. Even kids who didn’t like sports had one.

I'm a 5-disc cd player.

I'm Wild Palms, a heavily promoted attempt to recreate the buzz and weirdness of Twin Peaks. Maybe I would have worked if I hadn't starred Jim Belushi

I’m the laser disc movie section at an upscale video rental store.

Earing = possibly gay...? Nose ring = bisexual Nipple ring = probably gay Belly button ring = definitively gay

R350 OMG I remember when laser discs were supposed to be the next big thing! I watched Contact on laser disc at a friend’s house after it came out in the late 90s on their HUGE, boxy TV screen. But very quickly, DVDs made laser discs the laughingstock of video media.

R352 Laserdiscs actually made their debut in 1978. So maybe your friend bought a player in the late 90s but the technology had been around for about 20 years at that point. Hardly a laughingstock, and the best option prior to DVD.

Gateway computers. Compaq computers.

Calling people “trisexual” (or “try-sexual”).

painters' pants

I’m Miss Cleo and I‘ll tell you your future for $3.99 the first minute and only $1.99 each additional minute. . CALL ME NOW!

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

I’m those transsexuals on Jenny Jones and Jerry Springer.

I’m the Golden Palace without Dorothy.

I’m the Stussy* S and once you learn how to draw me, I’m doodled on everything!

(*it’s not related to the Stussy brand, but that’s what many people call it.)

R361 so that’s what that was.

Ricky Lake

R363 Ricki*

I'm Tempsett Bledsoe's short lived talk show.

Sally Jesse Rafael

Rip - John Denver in a plane ….. Sonny Bono on Skis

I’m Third Eye Blind. My lead singer is hot, but didn’t fare well past the 90’s.

I'm Fred Durst.

I'm Radiohead, and I will reach the summit of my art in 2000 with Kid A

I’m the Northridge Earthquake

R359, Remember when trannys were limited to freak shows on daytime tv. Ughhh.....

I’m rollerblades. If you’re lucky, you get quality Rollerblade brand skates, but if you’re poor, you get these cheap as shit Variflex ones.

Either way you’ll be called a fruit booter by the skateboarders if you try to use them at the skate park.

I am THE ringtone of the 90’s.

Even though I don’t think I’ll ever be forgotten by those who know, I deserve a spot in this thread.

I'm your first cellphone. You thought you were such HOT SHIT with your Nokia.

I'm the career you thought you were headed to 30 years ago.

Johnny Carson’s final show - Bette Midler serenading him - “Thanks for the memories.. “

I'm Clearly Canadian. I was the shit.

The great cheesy all-star disaster movies: The Towering Inferno, The Poseidon Adventure, Earthquake, The Swarm …,

Hi - I am # 379 - I think I have had a stroke or a brain injury - how WEIRD - WTF - where did my brain go? This is a thread about the 90s - those are all seventies genre movies - my brain is short circuiting - sorry.

R374, according to The Daily Show, the lyrics to that ringtone are, "You're annoying stupid douchebag, turn your phone off now".

R378 I had a Clearly Canadian yesterday! Mountain Blackberry . They are the shit!

In the 90’s I loved the wild cherry flavor. Alas, my grocery store doesn’t have that one.

I'm the rain. You may remember from such hits as kissing me, and your love's falling down like me, and the desert missing me.

R379. It’s those fucking mRNA COVID shots taking root. I believe this because my appetite has diminished since and I feel nauseous all the time now. That shot did something. What? I don’t know.

This big nose sexy fuck, could grope me any day he wants.

FM radio and gay bars. By the way, why is Food Lion still open?

"Goys" who only do frottage

I'm Yaki-Da, riding the coattails of Ace of Base.

I'm the dating game show Singled Out.

All the Spice Girls except the one who married the soccer player.

We're peach and teal. We were THE wedding colors.

And we're hunter green and maroon. We were THE decor colors.

I'm Brandy, and I want to be 'down'.

I'm Rolonda Watts

I'm the Wallflowers. I'm still around, but most of you (except that 1 weirdo on Datalounge) no longer fantasize about tying my lead singer to your bedposts.

deelight?

cranberries?

9,999 Manics?

The Volkswagen commercial with the two (gay?) men driving around the city, listening to a song that goes "Dah, dah, dah".

[quote]9,999 Manics

Wasn't it 10,000 Maniacs?

They went back down to 9,999 once Natalie Merchant went solo.

Dirty Hair was a trend in the 1991 drought in Los Angeles.

Saw it many times on Studs, which had the hottest men of any game show to that time.

400! I win the door prize!

The Bertice Berry Show

You take me away...

I'm "Grace Under Fire" and Brett Butler's career.

I'm Fox Animation Studios. I was supposed to be Don Bluth's "fuck you" to Disney, but I was shut down after six years and only two theatrical releases. My building sat abandoned in the Arizona desert for seventeen years before being replaced by an apartment complex. Ironically, my library is now owned by Disney.

I'm toy collecting. Grown men and women (mostly men) paying out their asses to buy back junk their parents threw away decades ago. My popularity would lead to new collectibles like Star Trek figures limited to 1,701 and Star Wars figures with ridiculous variants. I would last till the end of the decade. Most of these people now wish they had back all the money they wasted on me.

I'm the beginning of the obsession with "A Christmas Story" and the tradition of running the movie for forty-eight hours. Born out of nostalgia for a simpler,gentler time (even though the movie had been largely forgotten for thirty years at that point), interest in me finally seems to be waning.

R406 A Christmas Story was made in 1983

You’ll shoot your eye out!

Alanis Morrisette.

Hanson

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Babydoll dresses worn with cowboy boots or Doc Martens

I am troll dolls' mystifying resurgence.

I’m Hanson and I’m wondering if you’ve Got Milk?

I'm higher crime rates than right now in 2022.

I’m So Cal Surfwear and their crazy patterned pants! Even though I existed in the 80’s, I went buck wild in the early 90’s.

Perhaps you had a pair of me or one from another company, Skidz.

I’m Jodie Foster’s Oscar nominated performance as “Nell”. I brought “titty dance” and “tay in da win” into the public consciousness in the mid-90s.

I'm olestra. If the reduced caloric intake doesn't help you lose weight, the diarrhea will!

I’m Moon Shoes! These were supposed to be like little trampolines strapped to your feet, and were used on the Nickelodeon show Guts, but they sucked. Or maybe I was just too fat to use them because my feet nearly always touched the ground and I never got a good bounce.

I’m the original Snapple Element drinks in the glass bottles. We are the best.

Who needs spark, volcano, diet air(wtf?), velocity or any of the other shit they roll out?

I’m the original Sega Game Gear. I’m better than the Nintendo Game Boy because I’m in color, but I eat batteries like a motherfucker.

I’m Kokopelli, the flute playing god, and you’ll find my likeness on all sorts of stuff- t-shirts, pottery, towels, bongs, backpacks, and various other tchotchkes.

I'm one of the many beautifully-packaged Miles Davis CD box sets put out by Sony. Gorgeous. Design award-winning. But when you took out or put back the CDs, you scratched them on the tight paper sleeves. The CDs looked as if someone had frisbeed them, walked on them, you name it. But the music. Sublime. The recording quality: amazing.

R418 anal leakage!

I remember my 8th grade social studies teacher busting a gut laughing when he first heard that term. That memory still makes me chuckle.

I'm Jamiroquai.

What about me?

Snackwells- eat a whole box!

I'm Ken Wahl, star of the TV show "Wiseguy." WHET?

R428 - we've had lots of threads on DL about Ken Wahl. He hasn't been photographed in decades and he's supposedly as big as a house now. Probably bald, too. I had heard he lived in Tucson, but someone else said he lived in LA. His son Raymond has a Facebook page and is kind of a strange-looking guy (although I personally like his looks).

I can't believe I haven't been mentioned until now!

I'm r275's No Fear tee-shirt.

I'm MTV's The Grind.

That I was once an innocent virgin?

I’m MTV Loveline, when Dr. Drew Pinsky had dignity and seemed like he really cared about people. And Adam Carolla wasn’t as much of an insufferable cunt as he’s been in recent years…

Structure, the men's clothing store that was in nearly every mall in America. I brought a lot of my clothes from there.

I got a lot of nice ties from Structure.

I'm that cobalt blue and celestial pattern that was fucking everywhere. On glassware

Fabric...

This fucking candle

I am Friday Night - it is time for Scully and Muldur and the X- Files - The truth is out there!!

Ties. I had to wear one to work everyday to work at a law firm. I still work in a law office but I don't see them except on lawyers on days they're going to court. I used to buy my ties at Today's Man.

I am the Annus Horribilis.

I'm the lighthouse trend that was big on the coasts in the early 90s, and even bigger in the Midwest in 1998. Thanks to cheap rents at dying malls, there were briefly entire stores devoted to me!

I'm Thomas Kincaid, the Painter of Light. By the late 90s I'll have a chain of "galleries" in malls from coast to coast.

Thomas Kinkade here again to correct the spelling of my name and to add that I was a nasty piece of work known for urinating on things to mark my territory including elevators and public walkways. I was a devout evangelical Christian, or at least I pretended to be to move my shitty paintings.

Thomas, did I hear that right? You urinated on stuff to mark your territory?

r439 OMG GIRL YESS!

r430 The Ubiquitous Vest!

I'm Tammy Taylor Lotion. I used to live in the kiosks of every mall across America.

My overzealous sales associates will give you a nice massage, rubbing me into your hands.

When you don't want to buy a bottle of me, they give you stink eye

R448, the vests from 3 piece suits of the 80's lived on after their thrift store purchases and over white tee shirts. Their presence confused a lot of lesbians at Lilith Fair

I’m the AOL or Netzero disc in the mail for the dial up internet. That sound. Never forget…

Also; pre social media so we could still get away with shit and not get called out or just live for the moment and not have to document our every fucking fart.

I’m the media hoopla around the launch of Windows 95.

(I’m also the word “hoopla”)

I’m the Bee Girl.

I’m Microsoft Encarta- an encyclopedia on your computer!

I’m You Don’t Know Jack

I’m Julius the monkey. Am I still popular? I have no idea, but I was massive in the 90’s.

I’m this floor in McDonalds. I disappeared sometime in the 90’s. Did you notice?

I’m Yikes brand pencils and erasers. I come in crazy colors and designs and I *am* the 90’s.

I'm the silver ashtrays from McDonald's.

Yes kiddies, you could smoke in fast food places back then.

I TGIF and I am the highlight of your elementary school week!

we toilet papered our spanish teacher's house in hs. we left like a hundred of those ashtrays in her yard.

she loved it she said monday morning. lol

they always busted us out. we left left-over beer at our groovy math teacher's house.

we even had a graduation party at our english teacher's house. we'd go over there, get drunk and talk deep, or gossip.

we didn't ask about the quarterback "cutting her grass."

I am Michael Landon’s lost battle with cancer.

Michael Landon. Now there's someone who was a household name and is nearly forgotten now.

I am Hugh Grant getting caught in the back of a car with prostitute Divine Brown.

I am Elizabeth Hurley’s Versace safety pin gown.

I'm Hang Time, a teen sitcom that aired on NBC on Saturday mornings. I'm pretty much forgotten because I wasn't a huge hit like Saved by the Bell.

I am the new “IT” girl - actually - I’m really good. I’m Sandra Bullock and I just learned how to drive a bus!!

And Grog's didn't pay enough.

[quote]Yes kiddies, you could smoke in fast food places back then.

Not for long!

[quote]I am Elizabeth Hurley’s Versace safety pin gown.

Werk!

I’m the Windows’ solitaire card decks.

Which one was your favorite? I always chose the castle

I liked the Chinese tile matching game as well.

R471 I either chose the castle or the robot.

[quote]Michael Landon. Now there's someone who was a household name and is nearly forgotten now.

It was nearly forgotten by the 90s, to be honest.

I’m MTV’s The Maxx

I had a very brief run in 1995 and then fell into obscurity, does anyone remember me?

r474 it's funny how tv stars tend to fade from public consciousness after a generation, two at most, with rare exception. They can be huge household names in their own era but then later on they're not well remembered. Carroll O'Connor, Carol Burnett, Mary Tyler Moore to name a few. Movie stars tend to hang on much longer in terms of public recognition.

Fruitopia

^ still around.

This type of water bottle

Crystal Pepsi, Crystal Tab, Zima, BoKu, Squeeze-It, Ecto Cooler, Jolt

I'm all the AOL CD's you've still got.

I'm Gravity cologne.

I'm rentable PC games. You can pay 2.99 to rent me for the weekend, install me on your computer once and have me forever.

I'm Revlon Charlie Red.

I’m the thick metal ball chain necklaces. Sometimes people would put a padlock on me for extra edge.

I’m the Hartford Whalers hockey team and I have the biggest ear worm of a theme.

I’ll become the Carolina Hurricanes and you won’t be able to get $15 tickets from me anymore. :(

I'm Leeza Gibbons.

I’m Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand

I'm Pepsi clear, and the whole clear beverage trend.

I'm Tara Kemp!

Kathy Griffin CD's

CDs in general

I still have many, though not all, of my CDs, r492.

Why Lt. Dan - it’s me - Forrest - Forrest Gump!

I'm UPN.

I'm a song stylist who was on top back then...

I'm midget tossing, Beavis and Butthead, and MTV's Liquid Television.

I'm the Tom Green Show.

I'm Craig Kilborn and his late show.

I'm the goose that died crashing into Fabio's nose when he was on a roller-coaster.

I'm the difference between a man and a woman.

[quote]I'm the Tom Green Show.

I'm Tom Green.

I'M 'Miller Genuine Draft'!!!!

I'm The Wayans Brothers!

(All 17 of them!)

I'm Myst and I'm kinda cool and kinda boring all at the same time!

I'm the delicious lack of gender identity politics and no one knows the annoying shit lurking around the corner ready to creat havoc and derail the Left starting in the 2010s and going forward!

I'm Blaine Edwards.

I'm Antoine Merriweather.

I’m “Private Parts” and “Miss America,” the books written by Howard Stern. We made our author a very rich man, but he’s practically disowned us since the onset of cancel culture. He’s lucky no one reads anymore!

I'm MTV's "Daria"

I’m first-run Mystery Science Theater 3000. My episodes are the best.

I’m child murderess Susan Smith. I drove my kids into a lake to drown and pretended a black man had kidnapped them so I could be with my lover. I was a Today Show and GMA sensation in 1994.

I’m Airwalk shoes. I think I’m still being sold at Payless (are they around anymore?) and JC Penney, but my time was in the mid 90’s. So many middle schoolers wore these shoes:

And the girls wore red or black plastic ones.

I’m Nickelodeon’s Super Toy Run and I am the ultimate childhood dream! A five minute shopping spree through a KayBee Toy Store- what could be better?

I'm everyone's favorite Mexican Restaurant, Chi-Chi's!

R506, but the seeds were being planted in the 1990s, just ask any of the women who went to Michfest.

I’m the Ponderosa steakhouse

I’m Jumpin Jack Flavor Doritos and I am the best flavor ever! I was brought back some time ago, but using pepper Jack cheese, not Monterey, and the taste was lacking.

I'm Lunchables. and Blues Clues.

I'm the conflation of memories of everything that happened between 1999 and Sep 10. 2011. I don't know why everything that happened pre 9/11 seem like late 90s to me.

safe sex

I'm Jane's Addiction and Genesis P-Orridge. I'm Gia.

Gia is really gone from memory. Wow.

I’m Peruvian flute music & I’m played everywhere for a brief moment. I know my time in the limelight in waning when that hit show South Park did an episode about my ubiquity.

I'm the classic black sitcoms like Martin and Moesha. God I miss the 90s.

Making fun of fat people.

HBO's Innovative, Edgy Documentaries on Prostitutes: "Pimps Up, Ho's Down" and "Hookers on the Point" --both killed and buried by Me, Too.

Cinemax being referred to as "Skinamax"

Red Shoe Diaries on Showtime!

Haha, OP. I also never forgot about the bleached meat.

It always stood out because I found it so fascinating and bizarre as a kid. How would one bleach meat, and why?

And I had never heard of Food Lion and thought that was an odd name for a grocery store. I found out it was connected to Hannaford, which was upsetting because that's where we shopped!

Brieftales.com - one of my favorite websites as a young gayling.

Meeting cool people while spending hours shopping for music at cool record shops.

I’m “Listening to Prozac.”

Yeah^^^Definietly Prozac and St. John’s Wort.

TV/VHS combo VCRs.

Learning how to set the time recorder….and then cursing when something went wrong and no recording.

Quality SONY or Panasonic TVs that weighed a ton.

Quality Eddie Bauer and Lands End clothing.

I'm a pack of glow in the dark wall stars.

The Food Lion name comes from their Belgian owner Delhaize, which uses the same lion logo so they choose a name with lion in it. The bleach was an idiotic attempt to hide the smell of rotten meat.

I’m “The Bridges of Madison County”—the ultimate Frau romance novel.

I’m transsexuals and transvestites before they were merged into “transgender.”

I'm Sizzler.

I am Frank Gifford. Every morning on Live with Regis and Kathie Lee - my young wife Kathie Lee refers to me as “The Love Machine.” She has given me a beautiful baby boy Cody and baby girl Cassidy. My wife’s live show goes out 5 hours a week. …. I am in turn going to in turn embarrass the living hell out of my wife. The National Enquirer is going to pull a sting and hire a sexy blonde stewardess to seduce me. There will be tawdry bedroom photos of me being a Love Machine with the stewardess plastered on the cover of the National Enquirer for the whole world to see….

I’m the “Details” magazine “Music Matters” CDs. I was sent to all subscribers free of charge.

R539 you win the thread! That was awful and awesome!

r520, it was like that as the sixties became the seventies. I didn't realize much had changed until men started wearing multicolor suede platform shoes in 1972.

I’m Lamb Chop underwear, the special wear that you can wear without a care.

I'm Abercrombie and Fitch, which we now know was the most racist thing since Hitler, but nobody really noticed or cared back then.

R545 Abercrombie was marching Jews into the ovens? Never heard that one.

I'm Street Fighter The Movie video game for PS1 (long box mind you)

I'm the only video game made from a movie based on a video game.

Starring the late Raul julia, Van Damme on a lot of cocaine, and DL fave Kylie Minogue

R546, it's true. These hot underwear-clad Aryan youth held the door open, and had a faboo party when it was over!

I’m the 1992 Olympics Triplecast (once called the “Heaven’s Gate” of TV programming).

I'm Amber Atkins, Mt. Rose American Teen Princess winner. My predecessor dies in the firey belly of a swan, but I get my Diane Sawyer moment!

I’m Umbro shorts. I’m usually paired with Adidas Samba shoes, even if you’ve never played soccer a day in your life.

R540, don't forget about the child labor scandal that happened just before (or just after?) that. It was revealed that Kathie Lee's Walmart clothing line used child labor in third-world countries to make the clothing. Frank flew into that country and filmed himself handing out cash to the employees.

Hi I’m Helen Hunt and this is my long time boyfriend Hank Azzaria. I am starring in Mad About You with Paul Reiser. I am busy, busy, busy - Get out your popcorn - I am going to hit the big screen in Twister. Followed closely by What a Woman Wants, Pay It Forward , Castaway and My Oscar winning performance in “As Good As it Gets,”: Then I disappear. Bye.

I'm Do, and I want you to take your cyanide capsule, lay down in your bunk bed, and meet me at the Hale Bop Comet!!

I’m Pop Qwiz popcorn. Inside a box of me you’ll get six bags of popcorn that might have red, orange, yellow, blue, purple, or green popcorn. You won’t know until you pop!

I’m Goodguys, Circuit City, MusicPlus and the Wherehouse in CA.

Fry’s Electronics where you coukd wander around and entertain the idea of buying an $800 computer program on disc.

PC GAMES!

I'm Milli Vanilli. I had a good thing going in 1990-1991.

Mac towers were THE SHIT!

I am Vonda Shepard - I am the blonde singer/piano player on Ally McBeal. The show made me red hot for about 7 minutes. My one woman CD is in a misc box at every garage sale in the country.

I’m a colorful Mac desktop!

I’m Caldor- the Bloomingdale’s of discounting! I ceased to exist in 1999.

I had one of those iMacs, r562. It offgassed so fiercely, I had to return it, which Apple turns into a great big deal. But I was losing consciousness after having it on for half an hour.

I’m Nickelodeon Gak. I make farty noises when you shove me back in the container. Endless entertainment.

Caldor was like KMart's even trashier cousin, if you can even imagine.

A high school friend of mine worked at Caldor. He stole them blind. Never got caught.

I'm Ska and Swing.

I'm Paul Bernardo.

I'm The Branch Davidians.

I'm Heaven's Gate.

I'm Beanie Babies.

I'm The Long Island Lolita.

I'm The Lion King.

I'm Girl Power.

I'm The Birth of Online Dating.

I'm the cigarette vending machine, a friend to underage teenagers everywhere.

I'm The L.A. Riots.

I'm the rise of snowboard culture.

I am the best decade before it all came crashing down in 2001.

Those of us suffering through the hell ride after this know it now.

I'm Anthony Fauci. And I'm still here!

I’m Balzac! Im a balloon put into a fabric sack and then inflated and kicked around like a ball. I’m fun, but I’m really known for being called Ballsac.

I'm Boy Krazy.

I’m the ultimate frau book: Chicken Soup For The Soul! There will be others of course (chicken soup for the teenager’s/golfer’s/teacher’s/ Jack Russell Terrier’s /gardener’s/in utero being’s/etc soul) but I am the first. Come have a helping of me and get in touch with your feelings.

I’m the John Gotti trial

Crystal Bernard.

I’m this sassy, winking cat sticker you could get out of a vending machine for $1.00 or if you’re lucky, $.75

I’m NYC subway tokens.

I'm Joe Camel, an unbelievably blatant and cynical ploy by the RJ Reynolds Tobacco Co. to get kids to start smoking and be their loyal customers.

I'm affordable clothes that don't fall apart immediately.

I'm HOMIES. I was at every vending machine across the country at a time.

I probably would be called LatinX individuals or be completely canceled.

lol I forgot about homies. Does anyone else remember those puzzle ball toys that were sold in vending machines?

I’m sensible people before they started siding with Palestinian terrorists.

We have a lot to talk about, apparently. Link to Part Two:

I'm "The Craft."

Speaking of the movie "The Craft"....remember those scenes filmed in the highrise apartment? The unit across the hall is on the market for $1.3M

I'm any remaining sense of humor that the world has in the growing era of "wokeness" and "cancellation". I'm also the last decade for your family's set of encyclopedias. And don't forget me!! My career peaked in 94.

I’m Chardonnay