A man in a wig was detained after throwing a piece of cake at the Mona Lisa

Was it an Eva Gabor wig?

[quote]Possible DLer?

When he threw it he allegedly shouted “Have some cak with graxy, you fat whore!” so I’m guessing it was.

He should have caked the crowd of tourists jammed around it with their phones shooting video. They are a greater danger to the climate than the Mona Lisa.

^^ Oh no, that wasn't a DLer. Just a silly Brit having some fun. Silly really.

He thought he was getting married to her!

no. a DL we would not waste cake, mon Cherie.

Definitely a they/them

Was it disguised "donald trump" pissed off because he thought recently she had turned him down?... I wouldn't want to screw that anyway.. Uh, Donald she isn't a real person or if she did exist, she's been dead for centuries!" "yeah, now I know i'm right as usual!"...

Inspector Clouseau of the Sûreté said they had arrested a wandering transvestite.

What kind of cake?

I just assume the DL anti-trans troll dressed up as grandma and did this

Everyone thinks they're an art critic 🙄

Well, it’s Paris. How bad could the cake be?

^ Marie Antoinette has entered the chat

If it was Dollar Store pound cake...well one of us is going to Italian jail.

It wasn't one of us! No one where would be caught dead in such a ratty wig!

Is this type of performance art we're getting these days? Monalisa is overrated.

Apparently, it was a pastry.

Not a DLer. They wouldn't waste food. It would be something like a water balloon filled with piss or a Molotov cocktail.

It was KGT (Klan Granny Troll) on a mission to defend MM.

OP, why are you misgendering her?

Good!

Always wanted to smack that smirk bitch!

It was Congressman Neil McVane.

La Gioconda laughs at his puny attempts at defacement.

Whoever said he should have cream pied the faces in the audience was spot on.

So idiotic and embarrassing. Pathetic, really.

It was Tybee! She’s become dangerously unhinged.

[quote] Possible DLer?

Geesh, He didn't eat the pastry and then throw the feces.

I appreciate the intent, but why throw a cake at an inanimate object? France has a Conservative party, n’est-de-pas?

It was Jaclyn Moore. She was jealous and triggered by the beauty and allure (which she herself lacked) of the Mona Lisa and snapped. She just happened to be carrying a slice of leftover Simnel cake from Easter baked by Roxanne Gay.

A mentally-ill man dressed as a woman to commit violence against women? What a surprise.

The trans have been unleashed and are working their magic across the globe.