Let's cast a movie/minseries about the yoga teacher who is accused of murder and on the run?

Both women were way too attractive for that "douche"

Chris Dowd for the douche.

R2 Good recommendation.

Margaret Qualley for the victim.

Margot Robbie for the victim. Jaimie Alexander for the murderer.

'Cheating boyfriend' is redundant.

The douchebreau biker is kind of hot. Devin Sawa from ten years ago would’ve been ideal.

If Killer Kaitlin turns this into a spree - or better yet, a rampage - Ryan Murphy will be taking notes furiously.

This is basically Texas in a nutshell -- gun violence, stupidity, and good looking people.

I already own the film rights.

Nic- you might be able to pull off the victim’s mother.

Miles Teller as the cyclist

Elliot Page as the douchebro.

Mellisa McCarthy as the yoga teacher, Viola Davis as the victim, Bowen Yang as the white cis patriarchy.

"When cops went to Strickland’s address to question him, they spotted an SUV in the driveway that was nearly identical to the one seen on surveillance footage pulling up to the Maple Avenue apartment the night of the murder." Was it identical now or not? Nearly identical means it's not the same. Is the wording deliberate or are they just unsure?

I, for one, applaud her gumption!

The cunt deserved it!

Annie Murphy in a villainous turn as the jilted woman.

Has she been caught yet?

Still on the lam!

Douchebiker is in hiding.

The douche cyclist kind of reminds me of that comedy Rory Scovel.

Shirtless pic of d-bag at link.

Also one of him holding a chicken.

One point has emerged quite clear from this tragedy: the douche does not understand what inertia means.

"We were clearly going our separate ways, but we just didn't get enough inertia to separate."

Beanie Feldstein as both women!

Elisabeth Olsen with a perm could play the murderess.

What's known about the yoga instructor's background? She disappeared after flying into La Guardia five weeks ago. She's got to have money and/or friends to be missing for so long. Did she have a passport under a different name and manage to leave the country? So far she's the most successful murderer escaping detection for so long. Vicky White and the giant, the Canadian twinks, and the sous chef we're all found relatively quickly

Is his dick really worth murder?

If she were younger, Courtney Thorne-Smith would've been perfect as the Yoga instructor

She sold her car at a Car-X for getaway money!

In OP’s pic he seems to be packing, so…

Insufferable cyclists and yoga teachers? Gross. Throw them all away.

I will play the yoga teacher! I have done it before to GREAT acclaim!

Hard to cast an actor for such a handsome man

This case reminds me of the diaper astronaut. Remember her? How time flies.

If you're going to shoot anyone, shoot that ugly POS Strickland. He's the bastard

Wow did this lady fuck up. I don't really understand it. She could have found someone else. And it's not like she was dirt poor and reliant on him financially.

I think she'll off herself.

Kaitlin Armstrong could use a photo filter to her advantage.

She was last seen at Newark International.

She’s using that Car-X cash to get set up in a country with no extradition agreement.

Still alive, Marshall’s say.

Keri Russell could’ve made a good killer Kaitlyn. A bit old for the role now.

Viola Davis as the world wise and sassy co worker of the murder victim. "I tolds her dat boy was no good, I tolds her!" she says, wringing her hands while being interview in her office cubicle by the kindly and patient police detective.

Whoever lands the lead gets to have plastic surgery.

That love of dick drove her to extremes. We’ve all been there.

Shailene woodley- other woman victim Joseph Gordon levit as that man

[quote]R24 She's got to have money and/or friends to be missing for so long.

She could be entangled in a lake, beneath brackish water, if she offed herself.

From OP’s article:

[quote] “Colin’s a douche and a player,” a woman in Austin’s tight-knit cycling community told The Post. “All he cares about now is covering his ass.”

She was captured.

The killer looks a lot like Diane Lane,alas, she’s too old to play her though.

Diane Lane in the post-murder escape scene:

The embattled yogi is also facing charges for theft of services for walking out on a $654 Botox bill from a local spa in 2018, Travis County, Texas, jail records show.

Why? No man is worth killing over, especially this one, he's the epitome of AWG.

I think Carey Mulligan could play the murderer.

He probably made her squirt for the first time

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Just heard about this case. This podcast was pretty good, but made before Armstrong's capture.

Chicks go crazy for the cock. Just like that prison warden Vicky White.

All 3 of the love birds are incredibly average looking

R53 I agree. The murder victim had huge teeth.

Good for her! The hussy deserved it!

Is Tori too old for this?

Say it isn’t so!!