Greatest assets of our First Ladies

For Melania: her marksmanship.

[quote]For Melania: her marksmanship.

That’s a fake gun. She has better aim shooting ping pong balls out her lady crack.

For Betty Ford was her ability to score the best drugs and hold her liquor

r2, perhaps you are right. You can see the ping pong ball contrail in this picture.

Pat Nixon's self-delusion that she married a good man

Mamie would also like to remind you that she had excellent taste in BBC 😛

Nancy Reagan could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

^Stupid woman do suckies for free 😠

Michele Obama was known for her grace and incredibly toned arms, as well as her exceptional intelligence, being an incredible mother, and love for her country.

Hillary Clinton was known for her not giving any fucks and the fact that she had bigger balls than the Republican men.

Michelle Obama- Her striking resemblance to American treasure and international superstar Miss Viola Davis!!!!!

Eleanor Roosevelt: Her social conscience.

Lady Bird Johnson: Her environmental concern.

Jackie Kennedy: Her interest in the history and restoration of the White House.

Michelle Obama: Her mission to get schools to provide and teach about healthful foods.

Melania Trump: She didn't care, do U?

Lady Bird Johnson - greatest lay in all Texas

[quote]For Mamie Eisenhower: her vivacity.

I thought it was her clip-on bangs!

All of them: this guy who lived in my neighborhood who wrote books about First Ladies. I used to see him all the time at the neighborhood coffee shop. He never noticed me. Not even once.

Melania - her poosay

Dolly Madison = her snack cakes

Mary Todd Lincoln: Her sane, solid grip on reality

Mamie: Her canned parslied potatoes and her "million Dollar Fudge" recipe cribbed from the marshmallow fluff jar

Melania: Protecting her disabled son from an abusive psychopath.

Michelle Obama: When they went low, she went high.

Hillary Clinton: She could help Bill delete his emails at the speed of light.

Barbara Bush: No one cunted like her!

Betty Ford, who got it - got where America should be heading - even through a haze of booze and drugs. That Viola thing is making me love Betty Ford. She was pretty fearless and inherently decent.

Bess Truman: Had all of the charm of a prison matron, with looks to match.

@r12, "Lady Bird Johnson - greatest lay in all Texas "

Bitch could take all 12" with a smile and a "Hi and hello to you"

Dolley Madison, her evacuation skills.

Greatest little lay in Texas.

Get it right R16 it’s Dolley with an “E” not Dolly with just a “Y” ‘cause Dolley with an “E” sounds fancy and Dolly with just a “Y” is for toys.

James Buchanan’s niece was very adept at trying to hide his homosexuality.

Laura Bush was very good at not taking Stop signs literally.

Stop signs are for the little people.

R29 is Barbara Bush

Edith Bolling Wilson was very good at running the country while her husband was disabled

Hillary Clinton was very good at trying to steal the limelight from her husband as a form of revenge for his serial affairs

Hillary Clinton was quite the little cookie baker!

R27 = Babs Bush