It's a hot HGTV summer!

Continued from the old thread.....

Speaking of good visuals, sounds like Michael Cordray's fine furry ass is back - on Magnolia (ugh).

Perfect nips: big, furry and pink.

I LOVE the fact hes not a muscle Mary . Thats the kind of body I can cuddle for hours and hours. In between bouts of sucking his hopefully big dick and him railing my ass.

Article in NYT - yes it's behind a paywall, I read parts of it....basically a DUH moment - many of the construction crews have no idea what they are doing, and leave a huge punch list of items behind.

Specifically named: the Property Brothers, Love It or List It, and that Flip or Flop Vegas with the two people even skankier than Tarek and Christina.

What I would give for a whiff of that pit...

Watched more of the Michael Cordray thing and this episode (S4E2) had him flashing his furry belly and his bulge several times. He's just so lean and lanky but with some big, big guns.

R6 me too!

Mike Jr and his dad are both hot to me, in different ways

A tshirt's OK, but I wish it was his worn jockstrap......

Well, one of my favorite shows is coming back with a Season 2 on HGTV: Bargain Block.

I love this show because:

1.) They are creating homes for first-time homeowners.

2.) They are helping to revitalize Detroit.

3.) Their homes are not cookie-cutter.

4.) They are saving old, abandoned houses.

5.) They sleep in each house as they are renovating them. That brings on, hot, kinky, sweaty, fantasies for me... (and hopefully for them)

I want the tall one to raw dog me relentlessly.

The little one can watch and jack off on my face if he wants....

They kept for themselves one of the houses they renovated last season. No more schlepping from house to house. Don't remember which one, but it was toward the end of the season.

Glad they're renewed.

Hate what Keith does to some of the houses, but love what they're doing. And they are probably the most (visible) "regular guy" gays on TV. If they're not really terrifically nice guys, they sure can act it.

I like some of Keith's ideas but he usually blows them up to a scope where if you don't love it, you're fucked.

that guy in the OP is hot as fuck, damn

That is Mike Holmes Jr. son of longtime HGTV star Mike Holmes, shown together here.

He really wants to talk about your backflow.....

Um, hello

I love Scott but damn his new hair plugs/implants look terrible.

Those Unsellable Houses twins are two shrieky cunts.

The twins are sort of annoying.

The two guys from Detroit seem super nice. Plus they do good work.

R21 Except for that one kitchen they painted with cans of spray paint

Isn’t it a given that the Love It or List It people leave stuff undone?

I mean Hillary gives them the specific things that they can and can’t do according to their budget.

Don’t all those shows specifically show what rooms they’re going to work on?

I thought it was understood that, because of time and budget constraints, it would be impossible to ‘fix” the entire house?

I mean, c’mon.

The one thing I thought was that the furniture was the homeowners. That the show specifically bought the furniture, while still on the budget, for the homeowners.

It took those asshole Gains’ to see that they had to pay for the furniture if they wanted it.

They may be "reality" shows but most of them are exaggerated for drama.

Love It Or List It is basically Hilary and David playing "pretend real estate agent" and "pretend designer" on someone's reno. Each couple films both love it and list it endings, because no one cares what they do, really.

House Hunters participants already are under contract at their chosen home and in some cases have lived there for some time already.

A lot of it is smoke and mirrors, gurls.

But hey, the mirror can catch me with a mouthful of Dave Marrs, or one of those pretty, bulgy Southern boys.

Scott M should just wear a ballcap like Dave Marrs.

And a pair of reflective shades, looking down at me with a mouthful of his cock.....

Well, thanks for hipping me to that, R25!

mmmmm

Scott’s wife looks a bit older than he does.

White women age faster.

I just saw a new (newer?) episode of Scott's show.

It started out with him shirtless/in some sort of contraption for body boarding/paddling.

It ended with him legs in the air in front of a hot physical trainer.

I think he reads the DL and is just teasing us now! 🍆

Don't miss the giant porn ass of the stay-at-home Canadian dad looking for a second home in California with his domineering wife. You just know he begs to get pegged. (Volume 8, S196, E7)

R31 I saw that one! He is sort of hot in a douchey hockey bro kind of way.

She's a cunt and a half. (Aren't they all)

Also, what the everloving FUCK was going on with that realtor's eyebrows?

R31 and R32 are speaking of an HGTV House Hunters episode. I mention it because I did some searching to find out what show it was they were speaking about.

That man is not unfamiliar with cock. I thought that while I was watching it on TV "live", and it's even more apparent upon the second viewing when you watch the video.

Porn ass is a great description! But I was more interested in where they got all their money.

R33 I wondered that too. She's vaguely described as an "entrepreneur." Clearly one or both had family money. He has a bit of the snooty Kennedy lockjaw way of talking so maybe it's his family's dough.

Pretty insane to own a home in Vancouver, one of the priciest areas anywhere in N America, AND a million plus place in southern CA.

He’s got to be the hottest porn ass douchey hockey bro that’s ever been seen on HH! J’ approve!

I bet he whimpers when he cums.

For those of you with cable access to HGTV, this is the porn ass episode...

The camera person was not shy about featuring that fabulous ass! I get the feeling that the "stay at home dad" is probably making some gay for pay income on the side.

It was some Sidney Crosby level ass.

Who is this porn ass douchey hockey bro?

The new season of 'Bargain Block' started last night on HGTV.

[quote]Partners Keith Bynum and Evan Thomas want to be part of restoring the iconic American city of Detroit. The scrappy visionaries buy run-down and abandoned properties and transform them into affordable, stylish starter homes for first-time homebuyers.

For those that don't know of it...they're a gay couple and business partners. Cute 'guys next door'. No fabulousness in sight unless you count Keith's crazy art and design. He does some crazy stuff with those houses but their market seems to love it. (Maybe Shea Hicks-Whitfield, the (female) real estate agent can be a bit fabulous.)

Evan and Keith are not the typical HGTV gays and are refreshing to watch.

Check it out if you can. Season 1 highlights below. Evan's on the left, and Keith is on the right.

Evan is very much my type. Seems quiet but I bet he fucks like a champ.

I need to rewatch hockey ass guy's episode and see if I can find a name to stalk him on social media with....LOL

I want hockey guy to fuck me and have his wife walk in.....hahahahaha

R41 are Evan and Keith.

R45

No, not Evan or Keith. Just find them refreshing.

Am I missing something? Do people discussed on DL [italic]really[/italic] infiltrate threads here to defend or advertise themselves in posts?

I see these accusations more and more about any positive reviews or feedback. I may be missing the joke. I can't tell.

Or maybe I am naive about how "famous" people spend their time furiously studying entries on a gay message board for any mention of them.

R46 ask Andy "wonky" Cohen

Evan and Keith seem OK. I like their show. Keith is flaming OUT this year a bit more.

I assume at some point accusations of gentrification will emerge, since two white guys are reno'ing homes in poorer areas of Detroit.

Any pics of hockey ass dude?

R48 Evan & Keith are renovating for first time homeowners, presumably from the neighborhood. They usually invite the neighbors in first to see what they've done. So far, the reception seems to be quite enthusiastic, with neighbors thankful for saving their areas from more decay and abandonment. Most of these homes have been empty for many years. And they use their profits to buy more abandoned homes.

That said, they don't work alone. I wish they would show more of their crew and hear their thoughts on the work.

R50 It's HGTV - we're seeing a very carefully selected batch of responses. It does seem positive so far, but these scenarios always devolve into concerns about gentrification. Which are valid in some cases (not sure if these neighborhoods would really be susceptible to that, though).

A shot (not the best, but a start) of hockey ass dude. His hair looks way darker here but it's more of a light brown.

Will have to rewatch and see if I can get ass closeups. Or one of you cheap bitches find this on iTunes and pay $3 to get it! (It's called Canadians Take California)

Bro!

Oh wow - hockey ass dude is very cute. More of him please.

Lucky for you bitches I remembered how to do on demand on my laptop.

Here's his biceps. Blurry but nice.

And here's why a bunch of us were calling him Hockey Ass.

And in case you thought I was kidding about realtor chick's eyebrows.....

And the hot husband from a few episodes back on Scott M's Vacation House Rules.

Again, best seen live to hear the voice and see the hotness....but this dude was prettier than his wife, for sure.

Good Bones is back next month.

Hopefully Cory and Tad finally strip down, show dong and/or flip fuck.

I loathe those twin bitches (both sets) with the heat of a 1000 suns. Evan on By the block is adorkable,and really keith isnt hideous but my god,does that queen have some hideous taste! i wish just one time Evan would tell him straight to his face "Fuck no! thats a stupid idea!" you know he wants to . Hockey Ass man gets stared at by men more than that horrible cunt hes with . Thats an ass for the ages. Id bet money theres been straight guys over the years that have thought "Goddamn thats a fat fuckable ass" .I suspect hes dabbled in the homo sex too.

Keith (the little queen on Bargain Block Queens) gives me Andy Bell from Erasure vibes.

This week's Vacation House Rules was an "Austrian Oasis."

Two observations:

- Scott's t-shirt was insanely tight - his boobs were straining to escape and in a few shots his nipple could have cut glass.

- The client's son was a cute twink/twunk - Italian/Austrian with beautiful eyes. He looked like he wanted Scott inside him quite deeply.

Ah, the Twitter feed posted more of the guy from R58

More Jason Cameron!!!

A Jason flashback.

Damn, he was fine as fuck. Hot face, sexy voice, rocking body.

The twink/twunk with the eyes from Scott's most recent show

Scott's rack

Nipples to the day

This HGTV troll is a tad obsessive, no?

Sorry, R69. I'm bored. And I have desktop TV which makes the photos easy

Great, [R70]! Keep 'em coming!

Is Hockey Ass on social media?

How adorable that those Unsellable Houses twins have twin convy’s too?

🚌🚌

R72 Don't know, I didn't see a last name for him on that episode.

I'm watching My Lottery Dream Home and it has a gay couple. They're from Palatine, Illinois.

[quote] They're from Palatine, Illinois.

When you're from Palatine, you have to do something.

[quote]Hopefully Cory and Tad finally strip down, show dong and/or flip fuck.

Or picture it: Cory and Tad servicing Daddy Ari from [italic]Windy City Rehab.[/italic]

R77

OMG I JUST EXPLODED.

Ari's big Polish pole and both of their round butts...... 💦 🍆

OK, I swear that the cameraman makes a point of doing closeups on Michael Cordray's basket. it was out of control on the last episode.

R79 He showed the top of his ass too. You could see the patch of hair above it.You know hes got a hairy hot little ass !

I'm glad I'm not the only one noticing R80!

Is anyone watching Hollywood Houselift on Prime? It’s a new and improved Jeff Lewis and I don’t mean cosmetically. He’s nicer to everyone but still pleasantly catty about his clients though his comments must’ve been cleared by the celebs.

That "Hockey Ass" bro.....I saw that episode and don't think any of his outfits involved pants. He wore these things that looked like tights or leggings. Not a good look even if the underlying body is hot. But apparently it's a thing now with the douche bro crowd.

HGTV has had a lot of repeats over the last few weeks so I went over to Magnolia to check out the offerings. There's something called "The Established Home" which was kind of interesting. The mom is the main designer and is like Martha Stewart with 50 percent less cuntiness.

She has four kids and the oldest son was working with her on his own house.....not scorching hot but had nice biceps and a nice ass. He was wearing coochie cutters and I was thinking, this boy has a story.....All the sons are handsome in the usual AWG way.

I always wanted belly hair like his but I didn't get it. Not even a treasure trail. ☹️

Twinkerella sighting. House Hunters, Season 217, Episode 11. Unassuming gay brother buys house for his little sis to rent. Tight clothing and porn ass prevail.

Good Bones is back tonight.

From the previews it looked like Cory got a little fat. Is it "Allen Leech from Downton still looks good a little chubby" fat, or is he porking out? Stay tuned, we'll find out tonight.

Well, Cory looks OK. The shot in the preview made him look enormous but it looks like he gained the COVID 15.

A younger David from Love it or List It

I predict breakupage for Evan and Keith. Evan has a Ph.D. in Physics. He gave up an important science career to partner with Evan's design career, but they seem to be somewhat at odds, this season. No more sleeping in the house they're renovating, for instance.

I sometimes wonder if Evan may be a bit on the spectrum. The way he often looks at Keith as if he can't comprehend what is being said is a bit odd.

The last episode had a cryptic reference that I didn't quite catch so I'll paraphrase. Evan said something like "That (situation) could have been dangerous in the bedroom." Evan replied with a slight smile "A little danger in the bedroom can be good!"

Perhaps another DLer can get the exact interchange...

Evan must have double digit dongage and Keith's gaping hole is the only one that can accommodate him.

They met on Match.com

I like Evan and Keith,I really do. They seem like their heart is in the right place,but my God ! That queen has the worst fucking taste Ive ever seen ! If he gave up a science career to help that poor thing have a design career hes truly screwed the pooch.

Tarek and his replacement Christina lookalike have spawned. Which means Christina's next baby should be coming along any second now.

She must be barely 3 months if the kid is due in January.

I’m happy for Tarek.

Customary comment about how, despite loathing his show(s) in general, I would happily let Tarek breed me several times.

R97 you obviously didnt see that pic where he was working out shirtless and was very sweaty. His shorts were clinging to his groin. All 3 inches of it.

The last thing we need is a hot summer making Mike Holmes Jr.'s dick cheese riper than usual.

I'll sniff Mike Jr's pits.

Link, r98?

R97 I'd like some Tarek too, please... not a bottom, but I share your taste!

WHET Debbie Travis?

R103

She is from whence we got Scott McGillivray, if I'm remembering correctly. He was a construction guy on one of her shows.

[quote]WHET Debbie Travis?

I think she left Blondie and tried a solo career.

I vote for more nude Scott McGillivray!

R106

MORE? You are aware of existing nudes?

We've had shirtless Scott and baskety Scott but never a nude one.

I'd love to see a nude Scott. Though I think a nude Mike Holmes Jr. might be first on my list.

*sigh*

R86 finally saw that episode. He's actually pretty cute, and only a two alarm fire on the Mary Flame-A-Thon meter.

Frankly, I would rather see the Squirrel dad from Tiktok have a full show than any of these cretins.

[quote]Speaking of good visuals, sounds like Michael Cordray's fine furry ass is back - on Magnolia (ugh).

Michael is adorable, but he needs a better haircut now that's he's balding.

That he does. And he needs to drop his screechy frau and do shirtless episodes with a buddy.

Dietrich on HHI Alcala de Henares sports a basket and his mien is one of a dreamboat.

Just watched an HHI from Madrid with a Spanish twink agent and a guy who I can't decide if he's handsome or not....he's got a bit of that Ryan Gosling thing happening

R111 THAT fucker is so HOT it's unbelievable. His dick enters every room before the rest of him.

Okay, now I need to see this dude.

Any links?

R117

Here's the Goslingesque guy from HHI.

Mein Gott thats a juicy package !

"No more sleeping in the house they're renovating, for instance."

It's because they finally have their own place. Although they were pulling an all nighter at one place and they set up an air mattress in the house. They were shown both in the same bed albeit clothed.

I can't decide if I think Brian Patrick Flynn is handsome, or if he's a big MARY!

Possibly both.

Just saw his Magnolia show. I didn't know Chip-n-Jo were allowing homosexuals on their pristine little network....

I need Ben Napier inside me quite deeply.

I'd have to lick that furry chest until it was sopping wet.

OMG, it's bee so hot where I live...

I've been fantasizing about drinking Scott McGillivray's refreshing cum

R124 Would his load be like biting into a York Peppermint Patty? LOL

Who are these tatted up muscle daddies hosting “Inside Out?” Gays?

HGTV runs through renovation gay couples like a new top in the city.

R126 I thought those were the cousins who did reno? Or are they different roid Marys? Will have to check this out

Little Keith and his hunky fiancé Evan are the new Detroit flipping couple. I like the affordable housing push from HGTV. But some of the finishes look like some damn shit.

R126

Carmine, on the left, is gay. Mike, on the right, is straight.

Different Muscle Marys than the cousins, R129, who seem to have been sued out of business for shoddy work. Maybe should have spent less time in the gym and more time on the reno's.

And Carmine's on his knees in front of Mike?

*pinches nipple*

FYI, Evan (34) is younger than Keith (35).

I am having a serious jones for daddy Dave Marrs.

I want him and his one eyed muscle buddy to pass me back and forth for an afternoon.

R129 Agreed. I know sometimes HGTV shows aren't 100 percent finished on filming day and have a loose end or two.

But they've shown stuff that looked like terrible grouting/tile jobs. Light switches without light plates on them....and so on.

R129 I agree 100% . Its a wonderful idea,but goddamn that queen has taste for shit ! I guarantee I could use the same shit he does,and it'd look 1000 times better. His color choices often leave me scratching my head ,and dont get me started on his "wall art" installations. So many times they use such cheap materials that it brings down the overall look of the room.

I need Mike Pyle inside me quite deeply.

I usually loathe tats but damn I will make an exception.

Evan and Keith are "celebrity guests" at a home and gift trade show I'm attending in NY this week. I had always thought Evan was very tall, like 6'4"+, but he's my my height, 6'. It's just that Keith is borderline midget.

Anyway they seem nice.

R137, did you check the apps to see if they were playing nearby? And vaccinated for pox? Just curious 😂

R138 ha yes I did go on Scruff and Grindr precisely for that reason.

Evan wasn't on there but I think this is Keith.

There was a renovation show that I can't remember the name of. I'm sure it was from Florida and had two builders--an older guy and a Blond hunk with a beard, tattoo sleeves, and a dog, and this British redhead was the decorator.

Does anybody know the name? Is it still on?

Evan is quiet and dorky but I'm betting he has an anaconda hanging between his legs.

The quiet and dorky one often do. And also turn into animals in bed. Just my type.

My favorite loons are coming back for another season (albeit on PBS and not HGTV)

When? What time? What day?

I love them.

R144 According to Reddit, next month on PBS - I am awaiting specifics. It also seems to be coming out in the UK.

It has been on Peacock other seasons.....

Thanks, R145. 🙂

Never been a gung ho pounding top guy, but seeing Cory's ass in tight jeans on this week's episode made my dick rock hard. I want to just bury my cock in his hole.

As long as I have a face, Mike Pyle has a place to sit.

For you R148, in case you haven't seen it.

(That is a MASSIVE.........amount of ink.)

This thread is doing the lord's work and is life sustaining! Ride my face like a bicycle, hockey bro!

OP, why does the man at your original link look like he had a C-Section scar, and post pregnancy stretch marks?

Or is this what formerly obese men look like after liposuction to their lower abdomen?

Oh, Canada.

R149 Thank you!

I usually am not an ink fan, to be honest. Something about him just does it for me. His voice and insanely sexy eyes.

He and Chet Hanks are the two guys who I've seen that I'm like, as much as I dislike ink, at least it was well done and/or symmetrical. (And Chet, for his vast stupidity, has the torso to carry it off.) Most guys with that much ink always look like they need a flea dip or have hepatitis or something.

Just saw some crazy bitch on a House Hunters from Seattle.

She looked like she wanted to live in a forest with the fairies.

I still periodically check in on this thread to revisit that fat ass Canadian with the extra annoying wife because his rump roast was just that perfect.

R149 Eww, NOBODY wants to see these people's kids.

Michael Cordray is hot but that loud mouthed wife of his drives me nuts

Brian Baeumler and his asst' are pretty hot to

Brian B has a hot assistant?

I've never watched long enough to notice, maybe I should. His hag wife makes me change the channel in seconds flat.

Brian used to have a hot assistant. Adam Weir started as a helper and progressed to being Brian's Project Manager. The last project they did together was Renovation Island. Adam went back to Canada and is a Real Estate Agent, with a girlfriend. Sad.

There were plenty of vibes in the beginning between Brian and Adam, but I'm guessing it was just friends or a father/son type relationship. It was just odd how he came from nowhere and knew nothing and Brian took Adam under his wing. There's probably more to the story but not what we might hope.

Shirtless Tad. Nice.

I do wish he had less tats, but he looks nice and beefy/muscled. In the way that a guy who doesn't life but gets those muscles from working looks.

I haven’t watched HGTV in years.

Now that I think about it, I think that R158 was referring to Brian Baeumler's hot ass, not his hot asst' (assistant).

Though I do think Brian has both a hot ass and had a hot asst.

Thank you, R162, for your invaluable contribution.

R164 It’s been my pleasure.

So Jon Knight has another season of his farmhouse show. He does good work. Sometimes that decorator is a little nutty.

Loved that they showed them rehearsing for their concerts. Isn’t Donny supposed to be filming his show? Don’t even know when this portion of the show was filmed tho.

It’s nice that he got all emotional at the end.

The Farmhouse Fixer show has not been one I have chased down but I have to say, I enjoyed the ones I've seen.

I'm glad they make little jokes about NKOTB etc but don't overdo it.

He mentions his husband and they showed him, too.

The shows on this channel have become more about the “stars” than the actual renovations.

The husband on this most recent episode was a tall, tasty morsel.

Albeit one that made the alarm sound on my "Does she KNOW her husband is gay?" alarm.

Adam is back working with Brian in Florida

Brian looks so dumb and boring and yet I totally WOULD.

I taught Mike Jr. how to fit that whole water bottle in his mouth.

More like Mike Jr. taught Jonathan not to gag when he took all of Mike Jr.'s Canadian bacon slab deep down his throat.....

B.C. Gym gay-ish guy with big butt is on right now. Wonder if anyone has told her yet that her husband is gay.

R31 [quote] Don't miss the giant porn ass of the stay-at-home Canadian dad looking for a second home in California with his domineering wife. You just know he begs to get pegged. (Volume 8, S196, E7)

I watched that ep but just might have to watch it again. Oh, Canada.

I'm a bottom and even *I* want to eat that beefy ass and then ride him.

The wife can watch. But not the real estate agent with the hideous eyebrows....

I'm watching My Lottery Dream Home and the guy in this straight couple PINGS. Damn... he is GAY. And surprise... they have no kids. Just a dog.

Sheesh, Jordan Knight has not aged well.

His brother looks a bit better.

😬

I'm recovering from burns I suffered while watching a House Hunters in Phoenix.

It's official.....the two guys in this episode were the most scorchingly flaming gay men I have ever, ever, EVER seen on HGTV.

Ever.

House Hunters Baltimore....the client was some weird looking guy who is the diversity coordinator for Hamilton the musical? Okay....

Anyway...the real estate agent is kinda hot in a dockworker way....big biceps and pecs. Tats of course (bleah).

R180, Skyler has a pretty face and a meaty ass. His husband looks Dust Bowl.

What happened to that handsome big black bodybuilder in the way too snug clothes on "no demo reno"?? so far not shown on season 2..

Skyler was giving me Sylvester realness.

For those looking for Flaming Skyler and Flaming Dust Bowl on House Hunters, it's 'Dance Off in Phoenix', Season 220, Episode 7.

Referenced in R180, R182, and R184.

Skyler Rodgers

Instagram: skybeatdance

(I couldn't sleep last night, and went down the Rabbit Hole.)

And believe me, it will be the MARY!est MARY! you have ever MARY!'d.

Our former scorching HH winners were a couple from Denver, but they look like lumberjacks compared to Skyler and Okie Dokie Mary.

OK, new thread for fall.

(no, this isn't full but it might have been Muriel'd and in any case it loads so slow with photos, so let's get a fresh one, shall we?)

[quote]There was a renovation show that I can't remember the name of. I'm sure it was from Florida and had two builders--an older guy and a Blond hunk with a beard, tattoo sleeves, and a dog, and this British redhead was the decorator.

[italic]Zombie House Flipping[/italic] on A&E. I liked Duke, who was replaced by Keith, the older guy.

Duke was really the only reason to watch this meh show. Everyone else was uggo and annoying.