When I was 5 or 6 years old I recall my mom calling my grandma (her mother in-law) up every afternoon and blaring the Brady Bunch theme song from the TV over the phone. Then, she’d hang up afterwards. This went on every weekday for several weeks until I started crying after it became too much.
My mom used to prank call my grandma
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 3, 2024 7:08 PM |
Was your gramma a rancid narcissistic bitch, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 26, 2022 9:44 PM |
Yes
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 26, 2022 10:24 PM |
"Hello Operator? I want that call traced. What do you mean 'what call'? The one recently imposed on me. It was a direct threat from a clearly unbalanced person, and I want them tracked down and prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Now kindly do what I say or I'll have your job. My husband is a very influential person in this town. We will not be harassed by degenerates, do you hear me? Oh, just connect me with your Supervisor!"
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 26, 2022 10:54 PM |
Sure, Jan.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 26, 2022 10:54 PM |
You and your mother should be beaten with a car aerial.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 26, 2022 11:00 PM |
Is your grandmothers name Dottie Hinkle?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 26, 2022 11:04 PM |
OP you post this rather frequently. Pehaps. you should either seek a competent mental health professional or smoke copious amounts of pot. DL ain't the place for "a healing vibe."
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 26, 2022 11:08 PM |
You make up a lot of stupid threads, OP. How sad.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 26, 2022 11:09 PM |
Did you ever ask her why she did that? You’re mother was either very young and immature, or perhaps a free spirit and a little irreverent. What else did she do? Was she a fun mom? My mom was such fun until my uncle died and her sense of fun did too, only to be seen again on rare occasions.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 26, 2022 11:11 PM |
Serial Mom!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 26, 2022 11:13 PM |
My mom nurtured my weird behavior
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 26, 2022 11:17 PM |
Sounds traumatic, OP. It's probably best you were adopted.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 26, 2022 11:26 PM |
I used to prank this woman I knew at her store every day. She was a bitch and I’d call her and yell “fuck you” wait for her response and depending on what she said, hang up. Sometimes she’d say “who is this”? Sometimes she’d cuss back which pissed me off and entertained me at the same time. I’d roll around on my bed laughing after each call.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 26, 2022 11:29 PM |
I would never place a call from a private home. Have your au pair girl do it, from a pay phone in the village.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 26, 2022 11:35 PM |
Perhaps you mother was named "Jan" and your grandmother was named "Marcia' or they were both nasty cunts?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 26, 2022 11:35 PM |
People who prank others have the lowest form of intelligence and humor.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 26, 2022 11:36 PM |
Doesn't this belong in a "Tell Me Your Mon Was A Psycho, Without Saying She Was A Psycho" Thread?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 27, 2022 12:11 AM |
Dl responses rock!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 27, 2022 12:32 AM |
Has anyone attempted a prank phone call in the last few years?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 27, 2022 5:19 PM |
I miss my grandma
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 1, 2022 8:34 PM |
Maybe your mom was just letting Grandma know her story was on.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 1, 2022 9:04 PM |
Zsa Zsa Gabor called a mattress store to prank them. Look it up on YouTube - hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 1, 2022 9:20 PM |
My mom had a mean side.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 1, 2022 9:25 PM |
[quote]you should either seek a competent mental health professional or smoke copious amounts of pot
Stick with the weed. The other is a rara avis indeed.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 1, 2022 9:30 PM |
I have a visceral reaction to the BB theme
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 21, 2023 12:24 AM |
Especially the end of show closing
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 21, 2023 12:25 AM |
6/10
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 21, 2023 12:26 AM |
Listen here, you bitch you! Don’t you call this number ever again! You hear?!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 21, 2023 12:32 AM |
Is your Grandma still living? Did your Grandma ever find out who your pranking her? Did it upset your grandma meaning your Mom must have gotten results if she kept pranking her. Sad.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 21, 2023 1:52 AM |
Lighten up r29. We all got over it. Grandma died in 2010.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 21, 2023 8:22 PM |
R30 us, lighten, up? Laughing my ass off. You type this crazy thread on more than one occasion I think it is time you let it go and moved on? Leave us, DL, out of your mess.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 22, 2023 2:00 AM |
Ma Bell is making a comeback
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 22, 2023 3:42 PM |
The end instrumental Brady Bunch music is even more stupid sounding than the opening
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 22, 2023 7:30 PM |
Please help me. I’m a divorced woman.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 22, 2023 9:42 PM |
Hi, I’m a winner
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 26, 2023 11:34 PM |
"The call is coming from inside the family!"
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 26, 2023 11:42 PM |
R19, Not outbound. But when I do receive the inbound scam or telemarketer I fuck with them. Pretend I am hard of hearing and make them shout, or English is not my first language, or "hold on while I put my dogs outside, they are jumping all over me" then set the phone down and come back 5 minutes later (sometimes they are still on hold)- if that happens I say "Wait, I hear someone at the front door- hold the line , please" and repeat.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 27, 2023 12:01 AM |
I put the phone in my ass
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 27, 2023 12:05 AM |
I’m sitting here reminiscing over old times.
My mom and I driving by grandma’s house while she’s outside watering her flowers. Windows down, hurling obscenities like FUCK YOU! YOU! ROTTEN BITCH!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 3, 2024 1:55 AM |
I have a feeling that op is also the Slap Troll.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 3, 2024 2:22 AM |
I feel sad for little OP, crying over this bizarre behavior of supposed adults. Even if OP is somehow now a fully-formed rancid cu-…um, well, in any case, I’m sorry you dealt with this, OP. Or didn’t.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 3, 2024 2:41 AM |
She dayed.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 3, 2024 2:52 AM |
Maybe she knew that your grandmother was more of a “Partridge Family” type gal and she was taunting her.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 3, 2024 2:52 AM |
R19 nobody answers a number they don't recognize. The days of prank calling are over.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 3, 2024 3:12 AM |
Should have been the Alice theme song. A different season's Linda Lavin interpretation each day.
Bwam bwam bwam bwam bwowww.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 3, 2024 7:39 AM |
I don’t know anything about slap trolling! All I know is my life!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 3, 2024 2:17 PM |
One time my mom broke into her house and overturned her office desk
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 3, 2024 7:08 PM |