Ryan Phillippe sends his and Reese Witherspoon’s son, Deacon, to prom
Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon’s 18-year-old son, Deacon, looked just like his dad heading to prom.
“Sending our sweet meat boi off 2 prom,” the actor, 47, captioned an Instagram Story photo Saturday of himself and the teen.
Deacon was all smiles in a gray suit in the social media snap. He accessorized with a pink flower.
“Prom anyone?” the teenager captioned his own upload.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 230 | June 11, 2022 4:36 PM
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Who refers to a son as his "sweet meat boi"?
Cringe. Shudder. Barf.
Barf again.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 24, 2022 2:06 PM
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A nearly 50 year-old man, and he's writing "sweet meat boi" like he's a teenager? Ok.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 24, 2022 2:07 PM
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Wtf does “sweet meat” even mean
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 24, 2022 2:08 PM
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R3, I guess it means a piece of hot ass.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 24, 2022 2:09 PM
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Thankfully that child has Reese as his other parent.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 24, 2022 2:12 PM
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Ryan needs to gather himself.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 24, 2022 2:16 PM
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The son looks like Reese.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 24, 2022 2:17 PM
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^ He looks pretty "gathered" to me 😛
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 24, 2022 2:17 PM
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I thought this was a joke.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 24, 2022 2:24 PM
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The Urban Dictionary has a few choice definitions; hopefully Daddy didn't consult them before his post, which appears to have been deleted; probably at the request of poor Deacon.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | May 24, 2022 2:27 PM
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I know a few girls who’ve hooked up with Ryan. They say he loves to eat molly and shrooms and spend hours eating pussy and having marathon sex sessions. They’re all early 20’s and said they eventually called it off and went home because they couldn’t keep up with him. The man loves his drugs and his snatch.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 24, 2022 2:29 PM
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[quote]I don't know him
That's the story I want to know. Deacon seems to always be with his Dad and they have a great relationship. Crickets from Ava.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 24, 2022 2:29 PM
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What's wrong with treating your own child like a sex object?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 24, 2022 2:30 PM
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The son doesn’t look anything like Ryan. He’s hatchet-chin Reese’s all the way.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 24, 2022 2:31 PM
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Son is generically cute but doesn’t come close to prime Ryan. In fact, he doesn’t come close to Ryan now.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 24, 2022 2:33 PM
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Someone post the Ryan dick (and ass?) pics. Mama needs a refresher.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 24, 2022 2:35 PM
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Has Deacon been lucky enough to inherit his dad's dick size?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 24, 2022 2:36 PM
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That’s SWEET MEAT size, plebe.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 24, 2022 2:44 PM
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Ryan is constantly embarrassing his son.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 24, 2022 2:46 PM
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Deacon is nowhere near the beauty that Ryan was at the same age. I was a teenager myself at the time and I thought Ryan was the most gorgeous thing I'd ever seen
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 27 | May 24, 2022 2:49 PM
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I would die if my dad did that.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 24, 2022 2:53 PM
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Some creepy daddy. Does he fancy boys otherwise?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 24, 2022 3:03 PM
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Wonder if Deacon got laid on prom night?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 24, 2022 3:03 PM
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Can just image the phone call when Reese saw that "sweet meat boi"
"Delete that now or next month's check will not come."
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 24, 2022 3:06 PM
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Ryan must've known what "sweet meat boi" means. Weird.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 24, 2022 3:21 PM
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I find the "boi" even more embarrassing than the "sweet meat" from someone Ryan's age.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 24, 2022 3:24 PM
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I appreciate they haven't really forced their kids on us. You never hear much about them except the typical Daily Fail articles. Ryan is so lame and an embarrassing a parent could be but he seems to dote on his kids.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 24, 2022 3:30 PM
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He is very unfortunate looking...
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 24, 2022 3:38 PM
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Isn't it customary to be photographed with your prom date, not dad and a bunch of guys?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 24, 2022 3:47 PM
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What is going on with Deacon’s suit pants. The waist to the crotch is entirely too long. Is it someone else’s suit? Or a tailor who is still making pants from the ‘40s to be worn over the navel.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 24, 2022 3:49 PM
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R39, people always take pictures with their parents and other groups for prom. It's a bit, ahem, self-centered for Phillippe to post the picture that he's featured in, but whatever.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 24, 2022 3:51 PM
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Sweet meat boi sounds like they are sexual partners. Ick
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 24, 2022 3:54 PM
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Can you imagine Deacon trying to pick up his date and Ryan swooping in asking his date's parents to take pictures of the prom couple and Ryan in the middle?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 24, 2022 4:01 PM
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[quote]I find the "boi" even more embarrassing than the "sweet meat" from someone Ryan's age.
I give "boi" the French pronunciation. It lessens the sting somewhat.
To be fair, though, it was people Ryan's age who instantly took to "boi" when the internet started taking over our lives.
I was hoping the other "boi" with a boutonierre was his date.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 24, 2022 4:11 PM
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[quote]Can you imagine Deacon trying to pick up his date and Ryan swooping in asking
"So, you gonna chow down on that sweet boi meat in the car over there or wait until after prom? I bet you a thousand dollars you can't wait that long. Some mouthwatering dick right there! It looks like mine. See?"
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 24, 2022 4:13 PM
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Does Reese have to pay Ryan alimony?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 24, 2022 4:20 PM
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^ Useless without the vid.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 24, 2022 4:28 PM
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R47, she did not pay alimony, but she had to concede to joint custody.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 24, 2022 5:28 PM
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^ Did she have to pay a "don't you dare write a book" fee?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 24, 2022 5:32 PM
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Reese is ALWAYS giving Ryan money. She had to beg her husband, Jim Toth, to revive Ryan's career and help him get work, because he is a complete wreck. And in truth, when they first separated, Ava was close to Ryan. Now she is older she knows he is a pig. I know he has at least one other kid from an affair. Deacon is beautiful. Both kids seem to get along well with Reese thank goodness, because since she stopped dinking (AA) she is the stability. Her husband seems like he is obedient and what more could Reese ask for. Jim Toth was also an early investor in Apple+ TV. He was a big shot at CAA and left them to go out on his own.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 24, 2022 5:36 PM
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Why is Ryan so childish? Like he's stuck in adolescence. He did imply some sort of childhood trauma saying he was worried his family and entire community would disown him after taking the gay role on that soap opera. Which doesn't make much sense as how would they not know? Wasn't he in high school? Didn't they need to approve of it?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 24, 2022 5:41 PM
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Ryan doesn't want to grow up and act his age. He doesn't want to be old. He wants to be a player, He stalled in his 20's. He is still there. Reminds me of Johnny Depp. Film stars who were hot for a minute and neve want to lose their looks o get old or face responsibility.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 24, 2022 5:52 PM
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I like Ryan. He doesn't seem like a bad person. I would assume that the marriage to Reese failed because it's tough for some people when their partner achieves more success. As for his current life, he seems to work when he wants and he still looks good. Probably is still pulling top shelf pussy and doesn't seem to go out of his way to be unkind to anyone. Not a bad gig for someone who is a good, not great, actor.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 24, 2022 6:00 PM
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Ryan is not mean or bad. He is just a pig. A falling down drunk, laying in his own vomit pig. And he resented the hell out of Reese. The night she won her Oscar he was shoving her around and so drunk he could hardly stand up. They couldn't make the round of afterparties. I used to have great sources but they're all gone now. He woks now because her new Husband helped him get back on his feet and finds him work. Ryan burned a lot of bridges in Hollywood. It makes Toth's life easier.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 24, 2022 6:11 PM
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Ryan's career never took off because he can't act. Also he resented Reese because he only married her because he knocked her up. They were both very young. Those type of marriages never last.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 24, 2022 6:30 PM
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Gurrrl, Reese met him when he came as a plus one to her birthday party and it was Instant Lust. She went after him relentlessly. He said, "Why not!" They stayed married a long time.. I think he's from Delaware and not real smart? She loves to tell people how she dropped out of Stanford to be an actress. Her parents are insane. She's real close to her mother who got divorced from her father at an old age, and her brother is a sex offender. Seriously. He's on some registry. So she can act as high class as she wants, but she is trashy too.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 24, 2022 7:17 PM
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I thought he cheated on Reese and gave her an STD. A real gem.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 24, 2022 7:24 PM
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Reese wanted Ryan for his looks. Not his intellect, hard work ethic or personality. She probably got knocked up on purpose and thought she bag him for life. Straight women are so naive thinking someone who looks like Ryan Phillippe would stop chasing pussy even after the baby trap.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 24, 2022 7:44 PM
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Ryan has always had arrested development. Refuses to acknowledge that he left his 20s decades ago.
Can't imagine how that is like as his son, having your father who always wants to act like they are just your cool bro.
And yeah the creepiness of referring to his son as "sweet meat" doesn't need to be touched.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 24, 2022 8:27 PM
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Ryan hot for a minute? He's still hot now.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 24, 2022 9:37 PM
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That suit looks very ill fitting. The jacket is quite tapered & form fitting yet the slacks look baggy as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 24, 2022 9:52 PM
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[quote]Sweet meat boi sounds like they are sexual partners. HOT!
FTFY, r42
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 24, 2022 10:01 PM
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Ryan looks amazing for a guy who's nearly 50. And he's been a smoker, drinker and drug user for three decades as well. It is nothing short of miraculous.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 24, 2022 10:19 PM
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R57 they were married less than 10 years. How is that a long time?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 24, 2022 10:21 PM
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I’d gladly and obediently be Ryan’s sweet meat boi.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 24, 2022 10:22 PM
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Reese was going to testify when an ex sued him for assault but Ryan either quickly settled or managed to block her. That must have been awkward…
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 24, 2022 10:32 PM
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Reese was ORDERED to testify, that's a big difference. The lawsuit was quickly settled after that. Reese paid the woman off to avoid embarrassment.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 24, 2022 10:33 PM
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R68 most likely Reese made it go away. She can afford it. Unlike another superstar, she likes to keep her dirty laundry private
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 70 | May 24, 2022 10:34 PM
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Ryan can hang out with me, my sweet meat boi!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 24, 2022 10:36 PM
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[quote]Reese was ORDERED to testify, that's a big difference. The lawsuit was quickly settled after that. Reese paid the woman off to avoid embarrassment.
So that's why Ava is mad at her father. I get it now. Reese poisoned her mind against him.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 24, 2022 10:53 PM
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For some reason, I just don't see that. If Reese were that type, she would have poisoned both kids.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 24, 2022 10:56 PM
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Eh, it’s not like Ryan can afford to buy his daughter’s affection Like other deadbeat Hollywood dads (eg Ben Affleck)
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 24, 2022 10:58 PM
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Ryan and his daughters are...interesting.
Ava dropped out of his life after he was accused of abuse by those women. Hasn't been seen with him since.
He allegedly knocked up some actress from Pitch Perfect about 10 years ago. He was present at the birth and though he's still called a father of 3 in the media, there's been ZERO update about their relationship. No paparazzi shots, insta posts, NADA. Either it came out that she isn't his or he's a deadbeat to that kid.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 24, 2022 11:06 PM
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Calling your son “sweet meat boi” is what happens when you don’t deal with your own sexual abuse as a child 😳
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 24, 2022 11:09 PM
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"Sweet meat boi" is so blatantly sexual, it's odd that Ryan would use that term to describe his own son.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 25, 2022 3:51 AM
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R77 Cool Dads get their kids name as a tramp stamp!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 25, 2022 7:05 AM
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Having an airhead dad must be weird.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 25, 2022 7:07 AM
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Is the son losing his hair already? It looks thin in front.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 25, 2022 7:16 AM
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Deacon has a large forehead and is losing his hair!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 25, 2022 8:01 AM
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I don't think Ryan had a good relationship with his parents. He really should never have procreated. I mean he seems to try his best but he seems to treat his kids like friends or peers than his children. Very similar to David Beckham who also is a man-child and sexualizes his sons too.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 25, 2022 12:55 PM
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I don't agree with that. I don't think it's fair to judge how someone decides to parent, especially in divorce situations where it gets even get more complicated. Every father/child relationship is unique.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 25, 2022 1:41 PM
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[quote]Ryan needs to gather himself.
Because bits and pieces of himself are all over the place?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 25, 2022 2:20 PM
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[quote]I don't think it's fair to judge how someone decides to parent
There are a ton of parents out there that deserve a hell of a lot of judgement r83.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 25, 2022 2:33 PM
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[quote]So she can act as high class as she wants, but she is trashy too.
She'll never be anything but a common frump who somehow went to Stanford!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 25, 2022 4:01 PM
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Dad, you're embarrassing me!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 25, 2022 4:04 PM
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Maybe Ryan whispers this to Deacon in private, when they make love.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 25, 2022 4:35 PM
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I never understand this hetero men that get so creepy around own sons. What is it?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 25, 2022 4:38 PM
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I think it's part of their own ego r89. They are proud of themselves that they made a hunky son, see it as a reflection of their own good looks.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 25, 2022 4:54 PM
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Deacon is cute enough, but I agree nowhere near his dad at that age. Few people are, though.
Reese must be relieved that her kids with Ryan are grown and she doesn't have to deal with any push-pull: Deacon and Ava can choose to see their father or not, and Reese can get on with her many production deals. Ryan is emotionally 20 years old, and that will likely never change.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 25, 2022 5:52 PM
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"Dad, why do you always have to come into the bathroom when I'm in the shower?"
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 25, 2022 5:53 PM
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Ryan seems to be close to his family (siblings and parents). He visits Delaware a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 25, 2022 5:54 PM
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Ryan, like Leonardo Dicaprio who is exactly the same age, has a serious case of arrested development. They both think it's still 1997 and they're hot young studs in their early 20s. They never grew up.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 25, 2022 5:55 PM
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This idea that you reach a certain age and all of a sudden a switch is flipped and you're supposed to act a certain way is silly to me. I would argue that most men, gay or straight, would live Ryan's life if there wasn't someone in the background nagging them to be something they're not.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 25, 2022 6:05 PM
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r95 there's a difference in what you describe and nearly 50 year-old men acting like they're still 22 year-old douchebags, and hanging out with people half their age.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 25, 2022 6:10 PM
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But where is Ryan acting like he's 22? He can still pull 20 year old models, that's hardly shocking given the way he still looks, his location, and his career. Being almost 50, doesn't mean you're almost dead. Other than the dick leaks, is there really that much Ryan gossip. He seems pretty lowkey.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 25, 2022 6:16 PM
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r97 it's pathetic for a man his age to have such a case of arrested development. Doesn't matter if he's famous. People who never grow up are just sad.
You're almost 50 and you're still going out to clubs that are full of people young enough to be your children. It's ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 25, 2022 6:18 PM
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Ryan's personal life has no effect on me. Too bad though. Nice dick.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 25, 2022 6:22 PM
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Phillippe has never been accused of hitting or otherwise abusing any of the women he “dates” or dates. His social media stuff is a bit juvenile but…who cares?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 25, 2022 6:23 PM
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R100 uh...come again? That's the entire reason his daughter doesn't talk to him anymore
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 25, 2022 6:24 PM
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Who gives AF whether his daughter talks to him or not? Her pussy probably stinks.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 25, 2022 6:26 PM
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That post tells me everything I need to know about you r102.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 25, 2022 6:30 PM
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The ex-girlfriend showed up at his house unannounced and started acting like a crazy psycho bitch. Ryan forcibly removed her. That's not domestic violence.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 25, 2022 6:36 PM
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Don't Get Tied Down By Dumb Hot Dick: A Memoir By Reese Witherspoon
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 25, 2022 6:37 PM
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R104 We have no idea what happened since Reese made the whole thing go away, but just pointed out that R100 is wrong. He has been accused
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 25, 2022 6:40 PM
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Now that's just speculation. No one knows what's really going on with Ryan and his daughter. I'm serious, compared to other actors his age, what Ryan Phillippe gossip is out there that isn't old stuff? And even the old stuff is all that bad. I went to his Insta for shits and giggles and there is nothing out of the ordinary on it. He's with his kids, or his family, and some thirst traps.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 25, 2022 6:43 PM
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R107 fair point, but the timing makes it likely. He hasn't been seen with Ava since he was accused (rightly or wrongly, who knows). And the whole thing went away right after it was reported Reese was being summoned to testify.
He hasn't really done anything TMZ worthy since, so who the fuck knows?
We should all have an absurdly-wealthy ex who will cover up our shit.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 25, 2022 6:49 PM
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Will you homos stop talking about my ex-husband? Yes, his dick was fantastic.
Also, join my book club.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 25, 2022 6:58 PM
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The last photo of Ryan and Ava on his Insta is from 3 almost 4 years ago. I remember when the "abuse" allegations happened, but even at the time everyone was saying that it was a grift. Which, clearly it was was. As for Reese paying his way, I don't now about that. All I know is that CA is a community property state and they got married and probably didn't sign pre-nups and he got half of what was made during the marriage.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 25, 2022 6:58 PM
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Ryan really has a case of arrested development. It’s interesting that he was/is so attentive to his kids with Reese, but ignored the 3rd one he has. Yes, conceived under terrible circumstances, but still his kid.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 25, 2022 7:01 PM
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R110 was she that rich before the divorce though? It seems to me she's made the vast majority of her money post-Ryan
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 25, 2022 7:01 PM
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Far as I know, Reese the drunk was the only one of the two ARRESTED. A policeman, she is one dumb cunt. Doesn't matter if she's worth a billion. So are the Kardashian whores.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 25, 2022 7:44 PM
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Ryan Phillippe sends his sweetmeat fuckboi, Deacon, to PRON.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 25, 2022 8:43 PM
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It's possible that Ava gave up on her Dad for reasons that have nothing to do with whatever happened with his ex-girlfriend. His acting like a 22-year-old fuck boi and screwing girls her age might just be enough for her.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 25, 2022 8:46 PM
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r116 if my father had been like that I would've been beyond embarrassed, but then again I wasn't raised in LA.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 25, 2022 8:57 PM
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"Sweet meat" can mean "especially wonderful," but since it also can mean "a penis deserving action," it would not be something I would ever call anyone to whom I was related.
I'd like to think Ryan Phillippe is just clueless (he's far from the brightest orange in the crate), but it seems like a Freudian slip.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 25, 2022 9:02 PM
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It's interesting that Reese still wants to help Ryan, given what an asshole he was to her and how long they've been split.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 25, 2022 9:04 PM
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You never get over amazing dick r119
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 25, 2022 9:04 PM
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I know Leslie Jones isn't a DL favorite, but she had a funny bit about men with good dick
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 121 | May 25, 2022 9:05 PM
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No one knows if she is helping Ryan.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 25, 2022 9:05 PM
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Someone upthread said that she got her current husband to help Ryan's career. Maybe it's not true, but it would be interesting if she were still helping him get work years after they've divorced and with both their children adults.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 25, 2022 9:10 PM
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Now, R105…good dick, is good dick. Reese let Ryan hit it raw and is now tied to him for life; that’s her fault. But, I’m sure she loved every fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 25, 2022 9:14 PM
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Reese's second husband. No way her son with Jim wasn't going to have quite a chin on him. The little boy looks a lot like Reese.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 125 | May 25, 2022 9:20 PM
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I think Ryan's issue is he thinks his shit don't stink. He was never more than soap opera material. He did the typical teen flick fare and some forgettable indie films. He turned down some roles that would have done him well like Anakin (though that would have been an extreme miscast). He is doing TV now which is smart but I feel if he humbled himself earlier, he would found more success in TV during his prime as a lead back in the mid-2000s.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 25, 2022 9:23 PM
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I'm not sure he'd have been any worse as Anakin than Christensen, but McGregor would still have blown him off the screen with talent and charisma.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 25, 2022 9:26 PM
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He would have been too old for Anakin. Though Christensen can't act either.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 25, 2022 9:27 PM
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You actually have to be a good actor to make sci-fi or fantasy believable. It's a hard genre not to look stupid in unless you really know what you're doing.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 25, 2022 9:29 PM
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But Star Wars has a high budget. The acting was never its strongest point. The state of the art special effects and lore is what drove people in. Not the acting. Notice how unbelievable that TV sci-fi shows look in comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 25, 2022 9:32 PM
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R75 Ryan sees his 10 year old daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 25, 2022 9:34 PM
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I spent the night in the hospital because of the dehydration.
I still have the vomiting issue but now it's gone "the other way," too.
They're setting up a GoFundMe for me somewhere. Fuck. Gotta go.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 25, 2022 9:38 PM
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r45 This is correct. "Boi" originated in the nascent-internet youth culture of Baby X'ers (Ryan's age group) and Xennials. It appeared in the late 90's and peaked in the early 2000's.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | May 25, 2022 9:52 PM
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^ Which of course doesn't make it not cringe for a middle aged dad to say about his son 20 years later, especially accompanied by "sweet meat."
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 25, 2022 10:05 PM
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"Sweet boi" would have been cringe enough, but "sweet meat boi"? Ew.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 25, 2022 10:13 PM
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Let's assume, conservatively, that when Reese and Ryan were together they’ll had a combined net worth of about 30 million. Even if he walked away with half of that, that's a nice little piece of change. And it's not like he hasn't worked over the years. If you look at his IMDB, he has worked steadily since 1993 with no breaks. He has a decent career for someone who is a fair to middlin' actor. I liked his performance in Secrets and Lies.
I don't get the arrested development thing. I think he acts like a typical, single, almost 50, year old who lives in LA, in the industry, and who is still keeping it tight. He's practically a monk compared to someone like Leo or Affleck.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 25, 2022 10:22 PM
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According to Ryan, he was too old for Star Wars, he didn't pass. That would be the stupidest move ever.
R119 I doubt it's entirely selfless. She's tied to him for life. If he got into real trouble or made a mess, she'd be mentioned in the press. Most sane people wouldn't want their texts read in court. -stares in JD-
R131 receipts? They're never seen together, he never mentions her. If he's in her life that's...odd.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 25, 2022 10:53 PM
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"Boi" appeared in skate, hiphop, and LGBT subcultures in the 90's, then made its way to mainstream youth culture by the early 2000's. Very much Ryan's time. I can see young Ryan being into hiphop.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 25, 2022 10:56 PM
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R138 the sweet meat part is weirder than the boi
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 25, 2022 10:58 PM
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Did Ryan inspect his son to determine if he reached puberty yet?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 25, 2022 10:59 PM
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Xennials are Gen X. That "Xennial" shit is ridiculous. Believe me, people born in the late 70s are much more in line with Xers than they are with Millennials.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | May 26, 2022 12:30 AM
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R142 You say that like that's something worthy of being proud of.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | May 26, 2022 1:23 AM
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It's just a fact r143. And I'll take Gen X over Millennials any day!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 26, 2022 1:33 AM
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R144 You do that, Generation of Ted Cruz.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | May 26, 2022 1:37 AM
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He's an outlier, generation of mass shooters r145
by Anonymous | reply 146 | May 26, 2022 1:57 AM
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R146 The lead poisoning must've gotten to your head and that's why you're producing judges, voters and politicians who make the Baby Boomers look benevolent.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 26, 2022 2:06 AM
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Not true r147. It's more of a regional thing than a generational thing.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | May 26, 2022 2:08 AM
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Older Xers (those born in the 60s/early 70s) tend to be more conservative, in line with the Boomers, while those born in the rest of the 70s tend to be more liberal. Of course there are always exceptions to the rule.
I think it has a lot to do with the fact that those of us who are younger Gen Xers grew up in the 1980s and were rather appalled at our Reagan-era Boomer parents' values.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | May 26, 2022 2:10 AM
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R147 that's ok, you'll always be remembered as the generation who ended abortion after pulling up the ladder for themselves
by Anonymous | reply 150 | May 26, 2022 2:11 AM
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How did this turn into yet another generational bitchfest?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | May 26, 2022 2:28 AM
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R151 Imagine it 25 years ago
by Anonymous | reply 153 | May 26, 2022 2:29 AM
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Intergenerational conflict is what some DLers live for, r152. For some victims, everything bad that happened to them is the fault of every single member of another generation. I could not tell you why.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | May 26, 2022 2:31 AM
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He's in better shape than a lot of guys much younger than him.
Of course, he has nothing to do all day but work out.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 26, 2022 2:33 AM
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Yeah, he's still hot. But there's a lot of Botox and fillers in that face.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 156 | May 26, 2022 2:40 AM
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Everybody gets Botox and fillers in LA.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 26, 2022 2:42 AM
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R155, most actors have a lot of down time. You still have to put in the work.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 26, 2022 3:27 AM
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He's goofy looking. He was a cutie back when I was a toddler. He's was a particular kind of compact cute like a busboy. A lot like Justin Bieber.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 159 | May 26, 2022 3:48 AM
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r158 most people don't have the kind of time that Ryan does.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 26, 2022 4:22 AM
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His IMDB seems pretty full to me.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 26, 2022 4:26 AM
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Matthew Perry has all the time in the world, and worth millions.Take a look at him.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 26, 2022 4:32 AM
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Did his son inherit his big dick?
by Anonymous | reply 163 | May 26, 2022 4:38 AM
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r162 I was just saying Ryan looks like that at 47 because he has all day every day to work out. God, the Aspies on here can be exhausting.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | May 26, 2022 4:39 AM
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How many inches do you think Ryan’s cock is based on the pix?
by Anonymous | reply 165 | May 26, 2022 4:40 AM
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r168 is just unbelievable.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | May 26, 2022 4:48 AM
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It's in Ryan's best interest to keep his shit together. He's not working at 7-11, he's an actor and he needs to be camera ready. Look at DiCaprio, he looks all bloated and broken down now and while he's A list, it's not like he's working on a chain gang. He does a film a year, if that.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | May 26, 2022 4:50 AM
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DiCaprio is just fucking lazy.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | May 26, 2022 4:51 AM
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Leo is just too comfortable getting everything he wants as is.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | May 26, 2022 4:56 AM
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Unfortunate for Leo, he can't get the Ryan "D"
by Anonymous | reply 174 | May 26, 2022 5:04 AM
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Leo is a very good actor and one of the biggest film stars in the world. He's a powerful and intelligent player. DiCaprio isn't trying to sell his "sweet meat" asshole on the corner. I've never heard of Ryan Philippe. I like cute whores. But he's 50. And he looks 42 going on 18. That appeals to some OLD gay men here, I guess.
Be young or become a man. Ryan is neither.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | May 26, 2022 5:05 AM
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Ryan wouldn't fuck Leo's fat out-of-shape ass.
Ryan has had sex with guys in the past/
by Anonymous | reply 176 | May 26, 2022 5:06 AM
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r175 = Ancient White Fags Troll. Punch and delete.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | May 26, 2022 5:06 AM
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Ryan has surfed the casting couch on his way up in H'wood & is no stranger to dick.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | May 26, 2022 5:22 AM
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[quote]Ryan is 100% bisexual,
How do you even know this?
by Anonymous | reply 180 | May 26, 2022 5:24 AM
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[quote] I've never heard of Ryan Philippe.
What a stupid comment.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | May 26, 2022 5:30 AM
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Ryan is kinda fugly too, if you look close. Get the poor 80 year old white RACIST pervert, aka R177. Everyone knows who this ANCIENT troll is and his sick taste for young boys and hairless white men who are "boyish." Got him kicked out of his town.
He tries to deflect. Yet he posts hundreds and hundreds of times a day. He's very old and probably in a home or institution. His tastes and opinions are not only RACIST and UGLY, but dangerous and illegal.
F&F that old pervert.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | May 26, 2022 5:40 AM
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Their daughter is a very feminine woman and her boyfriend is hot AF. Interestingly, he resembles Ryan.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 185 | May 26, 2022 5:54 AM
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Deacon looks like Ryan had a kid with Charlie Hunnam.
I'm sure daddy will comfort him if he fails to score with his prom date.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | May 26, 2022 5:58 AM
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She bi, she's not nonbinary. She presents very feminine.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | May 26, 2022 6:04 AM
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Who cares she's a fug - let's focus on the very fuckable (and legal) Deacon.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | May 26, 2022 6:09 AM
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Whatevs r195. Tell the nurse you're ready for your nightly meds.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | May 26, 2022 6:27 AM
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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 198 | May 26, 2022 7:41 AM
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Leo looks good there. But he’s also drinking and smoking so
by Anonymous | reply 199 | May 26, 2022 7:44 AM
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I love Ryan’s balls. He’s the total package. pun intended
by Anonymous | reply 200 | May 26, 2022 7:45 AM
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Leo looks good? I wouldn't fuck him with your dick
by Anonymous | reply 201 | May 26, 2022 7:47 AM
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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 202 | May 26, 2022 7:49 AM
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He looks good but I didn’t say I’d let him fuck me
by Anonymous | reply 203 | May 26, 2022 7:52 AM
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Leo does not seem good in bed. he fucks models who go into it easily impressed and down for whatever.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | May 26, 2022 7:54 AM
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There have been multiple blind items about how Leo can’t get it up for these models since like 2008.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | May 26, 2022 7:57 AM
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Maybe that’s why he’s never had an oops baby?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | May 26, 2022 7:57 AM
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I hope his next move is to take his sweet meat boi to the dermatologist and CVS to get some Propecia, because that 18-year-old hairline is receding fast.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | May 26, 2022 8:59 AM
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Wait, I thought Leo was in love with Lukas...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 208 | May 26, 2022 9:19 AM
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VIDEO = Deacon is fem. And Ryan and his trashy tattoos haven't been hot in years. They are at a sports event and Deacon looks like he would rather be getting his nails done...NEW music?..As if the OLD music wasn't bad enough?...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 210 | May 26, 2022 9:38 AM
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Dad to son: sweet meat boi?????
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤡
And Deacon is not a carbon copy in looks of Dad. He's a good blend of the 2 parents.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | May 26, 2022 9:47 AM
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Do you think Deacon has seen Ryan's jerk off videos?
by Anonymous | reply 212 | May 26, 2022 12:52 PM
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^ Yeah, Deacon asked, "Dad, where am I from?"... So, Ryan showed him
by Anonymous | reply 213 | May 26, 2022 1:03 PM
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[quote] Ryan Phillippe sends his and Reese Witherspoon’s son, Deacon, to prom
I'm probably not the only one in here who read porn instead of prom first.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | May 26, 2022 1:59 PM
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There are basically three types of dads.
Type 1: distant and withholding - you get 3 meals, a roof and some spending money until you're old enough to make it yourself. You're not going to get a lot of affection from this guy.
Type 2: just dad, dad - he's the type who let's Mom do most of the major parenting but weighs in from time to time. He goes to your games and your school events and pays for your college and
Type 3: Involved, best friend dad - the son is more like a friend. This is the fun dad, the one you call when you've fucked up who won't tell your mom. A lot of divorced dads fall into this category.
Ryan is clearly type 3. Deacon probably goes to Reese for all the major stuff, but if he needs cash to pay for an abortion, he goes to Ryan.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | May 26, 2022 2:13 PM
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Ryan maybe likes deacon’s sweet meat
by Anonymous | reply 216 | May 26, 2022 2:26 PM
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It's too bad Ryan didn't take any hole pics when he took his dick pics
by Anonymous | reply 217 | May 27, 2022 4:15 AM
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I will never ever be over this. I want him so bad :(
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 220 | June 9, 2022 8:33 AM
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Video = Jay Leno showing why he was so hated in Hollywood and the Gay Community = by asking Ryan Phillippe to do his "gayest" face.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 221 | June 9, 2022 8:44 AM
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My king handled that well.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | June 9, 2022 8:56 AM
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The parents reunited for Deek's high school graduation and I have questions.
1. Why the hell is Daddy Ryan in a cap and gown for his child's graduation? Is he also receiving his high school diploma? Is it an honorary degree, like an honorary doctorate, but more befitting of his acting career?
2. Is it just me, or does Deek's diploma look fake, like a movie prop? It's so generic. It just says HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA.
3. Edit: OK, I'm dumb. I just read Ryan's caption and I see now that this is a graduation ceremony for a home-schooled kid. At least I'm not as dumb as someone who was home schooled by Ryan P. I hope the kid inherited his dad's knack for negotiating Hollywood execs (e.g., the big fuckstick).
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 223 | June 9, 2022 10:37 AM
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Deacon graduated in slippers.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | June 9, 2022 1:41 PM
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r220 How long ago was the dick leak? How old was Ryan in the vids?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | June 9, 2022 1:43 PM
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I want that huge dick all up in my guts
by Anonymous | reply 227 | June 9, 2022 4:59 PM
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I discovered it this year I think it’s recent. He’s perfect his only downside is this forever 28yo attitude but I’m 29 so it’s cool hehe
by Anonymous | reply 228 | June 9, 2022 7:56 PM
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I get the sense that Ryan has watched porn with Deacon. I also believe he’d love to tag team a girl with him.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | June 10, 2022 7:12 PM
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If he does that Reese will have him killed.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | June 11, 2022 4:36 PM
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